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The Opposite of Boner is Zebra
Rankenphile
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This little game started a few years ago, when my kid sister adn I were playing with one of those 20Q games. The thing asks you 20 questions, just like the game you used to play as a kid, and it almost always was right. It even scolded you when you tried to get it to say dirty things, like boner or boob or poop, or something equally hilarious.
Well, eventually we got bored of playing it the right way, and so we started asking it what the opposite of things were by thinking of something and then answering the questions the opposite of how it normally would be.
For instance, if you were thinking of boner and it asked you "Is it hard?" you would say no. Because it is the opposite of the correct answer. Eventually it will make a guess. This first guess is the opposite of whatever you had in mind originally.
Well, this is a game we can share, because you can play 20Q online at http://www.20q.net/. Select "think in American" or whatever you want, then select "20Q Classic", as opposed to 20Q people or whatever.
The opposite of vagina? Apendectomy. Yeah. Who would have known.
Well, eventually we got bored of playing it the right way, and so we started asking it what the opposite of things were by thinking of something and then answering the questions the opposite of how it normally would be.
For instance, if you were thinking of boner and it asked you "Is it hard?" you would say no. Because it is the opposite of the correct answer. Eventually it will make a guess. This first guess is the opposite of whatever you had in mind originally.
Well, this is a game we can share, because you can play 20Q online at http://www.20q.net/. Select "think in American" or whatever you want, then select "20Q Classic", as opposed to 20Q people or whatever.
The opposite of vagina? Apendectomy. Yeah. Who would have known.
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like if I am thinking of a cat, is it a vegetable or a mineral?
that question I always answer as "unknown" so as not to bias it.
The hell? That's not even a real thing.
printy
Yes it is
Holy crap this thing is good.
Also, the opposite of a cup is godzilla.
This keeps giving me fictional creatures.
What do they know?
Right, Wrong, Close
16. Is it shiny? Yes.
15. Can it be refilled? Yes.
14. Does it have writing on it? Yes.
13. Can it be used for recreation? No.
12. Can it cheer you up? Yes.
11. Does it taste sweet? Yes.
10. Is it cold? Yes.
9. Can you drink from it? Yes.
8. Is it water-based? No.
7. Can you order it at a restaurant? Yes.
6. Does it crawl? No.
5. Is it made of plastic? No.
4. Would you find it in an office? Yes.
3. Is it colorful? Yes.
2. Does it come in a box? Yes.
1. It is classified as Other.
That's super
fucking
creepy
spooky
Right, Wrong, Close
10. Is it very large? Yes.
9. Is it smooth? Yes.
8. Does it smell bad? Yes.
7. Does it make noise? Yes.
6. Does it process data? No.
5. Do people sit on it? Yes.
4. Can you make money by selling it? No.
3. Can it think? No.
2. Does it grow over time? Yes.
1. Is it hard? No.
It is classified as Unknown.
WHAAAAAAAAAT
No fucking way
edit: dammit
It guessed butt, Rank.
I disagree.
Why did you answer no in response to number 4??
haha, beat'd.
like fifteen times
You were thinking of Superman.
Is it white? You said Yes, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is No.
Does it process data? You said Probably, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Doubtful.
Can it be tamed? You said Yes, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is No.
Does it have tough skin? You said Yes, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Doubtful.
Would you find it on a farm? You said Sometimes, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is No.
Seriously Superman is totally white, has tough skin, and you can certainly find it on a farm sometimes!
I am basing the "Can it be tamed?" answer on The Dark Knight Returns.
that works
I'd say your answers are better than the other 20q players.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm not quite sure how it got there, because apparently it has hooves and striped fur as well. This has to be one badass plum.
Urethra.
Who the fuck would say that Superman doesn't have tough skin?
He's invulnerable
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But his touch is so silky smooth and gentle
oh I'm getting goosebumps just thinking about it