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The Opposite of Boner is Zebra

RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
edited March 2007 in Social Entropy++
This little game started a few years ago, when my kid sister adn I were playing with one of those 20Q games. The thing asks you 20 questions, just like the game you used to play as a kid, and it almost always was right. It even scolded you when you tried to get it to say dirty things, like boner or boob or poop, or something equally hilarious.

Well, eventually we got bored of playing it the right way, and so we started asking it what the opposite of things were by thinking of something and then answering the questions the opposite of how it normally would be.

For instance, if you were thinking of boner and it asked you "Is it hard?" you would say no. Because it is the opposite of the correct answer. Eventually it will make a guess. This first guess is the opposite of whatever you had in mind originally.

Well, this is a game we can share, because you can play 20Q online at http://www.20q.net/. Select "think in American" or whatever you want, then select "20Q Classic", as opposed to 20Q people or whatever.

The opposite of vagina? Apendectomy. Yeah. Who would have known.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    got a lot of time on your hands do ya

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    what's the opposite of animal? I can't even start out right

    like if I am thinking of a cat, is it a vegetable or a mineral?

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    The opposite of ham is a kudzu vine.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    it's totally a vegeral

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sounds like fun

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2007
    what's the opposite of animal? I can't even start out right

    like if I am thinking of a cat, is it a vegetable or a mineral?

    that question I always answer as "unknown" so as not to bias it.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    well in that case, the opposite of cat is printer cable!

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The opposite of rape is a cutting board

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    the opposite of an apple is a sphinx.



    The hell? That's not even a real thing.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    printer cat is

    printy

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    the sphinx?

    Yes it is

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    the opposite is robot is moth

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    the opposite of batman is bandicoot

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Q17. I am guessing that it is Batman ?
    Right
    , Wrong, Close

    16. Does it make noise? Yes.
    15. Does it deal with imagination? No.
    14. Is it useful? Yes.
    13. Does it like sunshine? No.
    12. Does it serve a purpose? Yes.
    11. Is it very large? No.
    10. Can it be trained to obey commands? No.
    9. Does it like to run? Sometimes.
    8. Does it have short fur? No.
    7. Does it live in groups (gregarious)? No.
    6. Is it a warm-blooded animal? Yes.
    5. Is it a mammal? Yes.
    4. Is it dangerous? Yes.
    3. Does it have paws? No.
    2. Can you buy it? No.
    1. It is classified as Animal.

    Holy crap this thing is good.

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    A sphinx. As in the animal which the monument was based upon.



    Also, the opposite of a cup is godzilla.



    This keeps giving me fictional creatures.

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The opposite of The Flash is a hair pin.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    According to 20Q most people said that you don't put things in butts.

    What do they know?

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The opposite of balls is tokoyaki (fried octopus)

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Q17. I am guessing that it is a pop can?
    Right, Wrong, Close
    16. Is it shiny? Yes.
    15. Can it be refilled? Yes.
    14. Does it have writing on it? Yes.
    13. Can it be used for recreation? No.
    12. Can it cheer you up? Yes.
    11. Does it taste sweet? Yes.
    10. Is it cold? Yes.
    9. Can you drink from it? Yes.
    8. Is it water-based? No.
    7. Can you order it at a restaurant? Yes.
    6. Does it crawl? No.
    5. Is it made of plastic? No.
    4. Would you find it in an office? Yes.
    3. Is it colorful? Yes.
    2. Does it come in a box? Yes.
    1. It is classified as Other.



    That's super

    fucking

    creepy

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    wow, it guessed Batman for me too with a totally different line of questioning
    Q17. I am guessing that it is Batman ?
    Right, Wrong, Close

    16. Was it used over 100 years ago? No.
    15. Does it like to play? No.
    14. Is it outside? Yes.
    13. Are there many different sorts of it? No.
    12. Can it save your life? Yes.
    11. Do you know any songs about it? Yes.
    10. Does it have a tail? No.
    9. Does it have wide feet? No.
    8. Does it jump? Yes.
    7. Does it grunt? Yes.
    6. Does it crawl? No.
    5. Does it live in groups (gregarious)? No.
    4. Is it dangerous? Yes.
    3. Is it a domesticated animal? No.
    2. Does it have claws? Yes.
    1. It is classified as Animal.
    spooky

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Q11. I am guessing that it is a butt (rear end)?
    Right, Wrong, Close
    10. Is it very large? Yes.
    9. Is it smooth? Yes.
    8. Does it smell bad? Yes.
    7. Does it make noise? Yes.
    6. Does it process data? No.
    5. Do people sit on it? Yes.
    4. Can you make money by selling it? No.
    3. Can it think? No.
    2. Does it grow over time? Yes.
    1. Is it hard? No.
    It is classified as Unknown.



    WHAAAAAAAAAT

    No fucking way

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2007
    seriously, this thing is fucking uncanny in the way it answers things if you follow its correct line of reasoning.

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Q11. I am guessing that it is a butt (rear end)?
    Right, Wrong, Close
    10. Is it very large? Yes.
    9. Is it smooth? Yes.
    8. Does it smell bad? Yes.
    7. Does it make noise? Yes.
    6. Does it process data? No.
    5. Do people sit on it? Yes.
    4. Can you make money by selling it? No.
    3. Can it think? No.
    2. Does it grow over time? Yes.
    1. Is it hard? No.
    It is classified as Unknown.



    WHAAAAAAAAAT

    No fucking way
    You can so make money by selling it.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    4. Can you make money by selling it? No.
    misleading answer

    edit: dammit

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    It guessed butt.

    It guessed butt, Rank.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2007
    Q11. I am guessing that it is a butt (rear end)?
    Right, Wrong, Close
    10. Is it very large? Yes.
    9. Is it smooth? Yes.
    8. Does it smell bad? Yes.
    7. Does it make noise? Yes.
    6. Does it process data? No.
    5. Do people sit on it? Yes.
    4. Can you make money by selling it? No.
    3. Can it think? No.
    2. Does it grow over time? Yes.
    1. Is it hard? No.
    It is classified as Unknown.



    WHAAAAAAAAAT

    No fucking way

    I disagree.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Q11. I am guessing that it is a butt (rear end)?
    Right, Wrong, Close
    10. Is it very large? Yes.
    9. Is it smooth? Yes.
    8. Does it smell bad? Yes.
    7. Does it make noise? Yes.
    6. Does it process data? No.
    5. Do people sit on it? Yes.
    4. Can you make money by selling it? No.
    3. Can it think? No.
    2. Does it grow over time? Yes.
    1. Is it hard? No.
    It is classified as Unknown.



    WHAAAAAAAAAT

    No fucking way

    Why did you answer no in response to number 4??

    haha, beat'd.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The opposite of Jesus is a capacitor.

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Q11. I am guessing that it is a butt (rear end)?
    Right, Wrong, Close
    10. Is it very large? Yes.
    9. Is it smooth? Yes.
    8. Does it smell bad? Yes.
    7. Does it make noise? Yes.
    6. Does it process data? No.
    5. Do people sit on it? Yes.
    4. Can you make money by selling it? No.
    3. Can it think? No.
    2. Does it grow over time? Yes.
    1. Is it hard? No.
    It is classified as Unknown.



    WHAAAAAAAAAT

    No fucking way

    Why did you answer no in response to number 4??

    haha, beat'd.

    like fifteen times

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  • Akilae729Akilae729 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    the opposite of plausible is air force one

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  • jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I tried to guess Superman. It got it wrong twice. First Calf and then Chiropractor (?).


    You were thinking of Superman.
    Is it white? You said Yes, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is No.
    Does it process data? You said Probably, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Doubtful.
    Can it be tamed? You said Yes, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is No.
    Does it have tough skin? You said Yes, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Doubtful.
    Would you find it on a farm? You said Sometimes, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is No.

    Seriously Superman is totally white, has tough skin, and you can certainly find it on a farm sometimes!
    I am basing the "Can it be tamed?" answer on The Dark Knight Returns.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited March 2007
    the opposite of jack from lost is jan brady

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2007
    Geebs wrote: »
    the opposite of jack from lost is jan brady

    that works

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    jackal wrote: »
    I tried to guess Superman. It got it wrong twice. First Calf and then Chiropractor (?).


    You were thinking of Superman.
    Is it white? You said Yes, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is No.
    Does it process data? You said Probably, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Doubtful.
    Can it be tamed? You said Yes, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is No.
    Does it have tough skin? You said Yes, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Doubtful.
    Would you find it on a farm? You said Sometimes, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is No.

    Seriously Superman is totally white, has tough skin, and you can certainly find it on a farm sometimes!
    I am basing the "Can it be tamed?" answer on The Dark Knight Returns.

    I'd say your answers are better than the other 20q players.

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Q20. I am guessing that it is a urethra?
    Right, Wrong, Close
    19. Does it make something move? Yes.
    18. Is it a part of something larger? Yes.
    17. I guessed that it was a muscle (body part)? Wrong.
    16. Do you make something with it? Yes.
    15. Can you drink from it? Yes.
    14. Does it squirm? Yes.
    13. Does it come in many varieties? Yes.
    12. Can you ride on it? Yes.
    11. Does it like to be petted? Yes.
    10. Do you clean it regularly? Yes.
    9. Do you use it when you write? No.
    8. Is it smaller than a loaf of bread? Sometimes.
    7. Is it made of stone? No.
    6. Is it a pure bred animal? No.
    5. Can you use it with your friends? Yes.
    4. Is it hard? Yes.
    3. Is it a synthetic material? No.
    2. Is it found on a desk? No.
    1. Do most people use this daily? Yes.
    It is classified as Unknown.

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  • jimninjajimninja Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The opposite of a sock is a pickled plum.

    I'm not quite sure how it got there, because apparently it has hooves and striped fur as well. This has to be one badass plum.

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    jimninja wrote: »
    The opposite of a sock is a pickled plum.
    That was the opposite of a can of Pepsi, too.

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Urethra guys.

    Urethra.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    jackal wrote: »
    I tried to guess Superman. It got it wrong twice. First Calf and then Chiropractor (?).


    You were thinking of Superman.
    Is it white? You said Yes, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is No.
    Does it process data? You said Probably, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Doubtful.
    Can it be tamed? You said Yes, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is No.
    Does it have tough skin? You said Yes, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Doubtful.
    Would you find it on a farm? You said Sometimes, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is No.

    Seriously Superman is totally white, has tough skin, and you can certainly find it on a farm sometimes!
    I am basing the "Can it be tamed?" answer on The Dark Knight Returns.

    Who the fuck would say that Superman doesn't have tough skin?

    He's invulnerable

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Who the fuck would say that Superman doesn't have tough skin?

    He's invulnerable

    But his touch is so silky smooth and gentle

    oh I'm getting goosebumps just thinking about it

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