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the secret to my power

The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hopRegistered User regular
edited March 2007 in Social Entropy++
Up front -- I actually have a few different secrets, and obviously by telling you any here it won't be secret any more, but I'm going to make the plunge and give at least one away so that you can understand.

I have gray hair, a good amount of it, but you don't necessarily notice until I point it out, especially because I often meet you in low-lit places and/or have my hair cut short at the time. But there it is, good, healthy swaths of gray hair. I expect by the time I'm 32 I won't really be able to hide it at all anymore.

That is just one of my secrets.

What are yours?

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    AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I cultivate edible crabs under my foreskin, but shhhhhhh

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    Jimbo the ImpressiveJimbo the Impressive Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Chloroform.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited March 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    I am awesome. But that's not a secret. I tried to keep it like a secret, but it was spilled.

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    KreutzKreutz Blackwater Park, IARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Generic rage.

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    I am awesome. But that's not a secret. I tried to keep it like a secret, but it was spilled.
    ^^ awesome response ^^

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    ThaoxThaox Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I don't like lasagna.

    Sorry mom.

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    AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    AHH! wrote: »
    I cultivate edible crabs under my foreskin, but shhhhhhh
    I fucking knew it

    I named the queen after you

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited March 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Thaox wrote: »
    I don't like lasagna.

    Sorry mom.
    Man, I've tried and tried and I don't either. Same goes for manicotti. They're like a fucking waste of good ingredients.

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Okay so I guess it's not secret either, I might as well spill it -- I'm also really really good looking.

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    rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I for one love a good lasagna...

    As for manicotti, I'm not entirely sure that I have ever had a real GOOD manicotti, to me it always seems too dry.

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    RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I bear a passing resemblance to Edward Norton.

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Rehab wrote: »
    I bear a passing resemblance to Edward Norton.
    Can you also act like a retard?

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    RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Hmm, I suppose that I could pull that off.

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    CalebrosCalebros a k a TimesNewPwnin Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    the secret to my power is i fight bears

    t rehab - nice salival sig

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    I look like that guy you know. You know, that guy.

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    AximAxim Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i'm your dad

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    SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Rehab wrote: »
    I bear a passing resemblance to Edward Norton.
    Can you also act like a retard?

    Are you making fun of Edward Norton celerey?

    I... I don't know if we can be friends anymore

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    CalebrosCalebros a k a TimesNewPwnin Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sami wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Rehab wrote: »
    I bear a passing resemblance to Edward Norton.
    Can you also act like a retard?

    Are you making fun of Edward Norton celerey?

    I... I don't know if we can be friends anymore

    Sami

    we must lynch celery

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sami wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Rehab wrote: »
    I bear a passing resemblance to Edward Norton.
    Can you also act like a retard?

    Are you making fun of Edward Norton celerey?

    I... I don't know if we can be friends anymore
    No in the Score he acts like a retard, haven't you seen it? He did a very good job.

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    ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i actually have a clitoris, but my girlfriend doen'st know

    i keep it in the freezer.

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    SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Sami wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Rehab wrote: »
    I bear a passing resemblance to Edward Norton.
    Can you also act like a retard?

    Are you making fun of Edward Norton celerey?

    I... I don't know if we can be friends anymore
    No in the Score he acts like a retard, haven't you seen it? He did a very good job.

    Oh ok. Now I have another movie to rent.

    BFF celery

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    RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I was trying to think of a movie in which Mr Norton played a retard or acted retarded because I think celerly was trying to gauge whether or not I could play that roll. No such movie comes to mind yet though.

    Edit: Ah, I see. Haven't seen the Score yet.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    i actually have a clitoris, but my girlfriend doen'st know

    i keep it in the freezer.
    I love serial killer humor.

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sami wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Sami wrote: »
    Are you making fun of Edward Norton celerey?

    I... I don't know if we can be friends anymore
    No in the Score he acts like a retard, haven't you seen it? He did a very good job.

    Oh ok. Now I have another movie to rent.

    BFF celery
    Seriously though the Score is pretty crappy minus Edward Norton's performance, trust me.

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    Solid_Snake-aSolid_Snake-a Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    also Primal Fear

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    i actually have a clitoris, but my girlfriend doen'st know

    i keep it in the freezer.
    I love serial killer humor.
    Figures.
    serial killer
    is that your secret? is that what you don't tell them?
    creep

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    also Primal Fear
    I couldn't remember the name, but also yes his very first attention-garnering performance he was also a retard. Richard Gere was the leading man, but Ed Norton stole the show.

    Retards -- try to keep up.

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    LegacyLegacy Stuck Somewhere In Cyberspace The Grid(Seattle)Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Sami wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Sami wrote: »
    Are you making fun of Edward Norton celerey?

    I... I don't know if we can be friends anymore
    No in the Score he acts like a retard, haven't you seen it? He did a very good job.

    Oh ok. Now I have another movie to rent.

    BFF celery
    Seriously though the Score is pretty crappy minus Edward Norton's performance, trust me.

    Fuck you.

    I enjoyed it.

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    Can we get the chemicals in. 'Cause anything's better than this.
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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i haven't had a sober night in 2 weeks icon_teach.gif

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    i haven't had a sober night in 2 weeks icon_teach.gif
    ^^ powerful posting ^^

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I have a third nipple.

    It has sex powers.

    But this isn't a secret anymore, really.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i think i've already shared all my secrets on here, so they are no longer secrets

    well, i can think of two i haven't, but they stay secrets forever and ever and ever

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    I have a third nipple.

    It has sex powers.

    But this isn't a secret anymore, really.
    Well fucking come with the secrets then.

    I can also moonwalk. That's not one I spill often, but I'm not embarrassed to admit it to y'all.

    I can moonwalk.

    What's up.

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    tech_huntertech_hunter More SeattleRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I enjoy those shitty movies on the sci-fi channel





    [size=-5]please dont tell anyone k guys......guys?[/size]

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    Sig to mucho Grande!
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    ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    my gf knows i post here regularly, so i no longer have pseudo anonymity.

    so i can't tell anyone about the 3rd testical that i have next to my clitoris

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    Eastern GlowEastern Glow Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    How do I stay so boyishly handsome?

    It's simple, I drink the blood of young runaways.

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    ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    How do I stay so boyishly handsome?

    It's simple, I drink the blood of young runaways.


    do they need to be runaways, or is that just convenient?

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    ThaoxThaox Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Thaox wrote: »
    I don't like lasagna.

    Sorry mom.
    Man, I've tried and tried and I don't either. Same goes for manicotti. They're like a fucking waste of good ingredients.

    http://www.recipezaar.com/208079 - It surely destroys my hypothesis that 1 good thing + 1 good thing = Better thing theory which has held up so well in the past.

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