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Any programmers?

scd250scd250 Registered User regular
Curious as to if anyone here is a developer/programs in their spare time. What languages do you use/like or dislike?

Personally haskell and C are really fun, as is perl and anything with a shitty typesystem. Java makes me want to stab myself repeatedly in the face with a spoon.

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    idk about programs but i am a pro gamer if that helps

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    i programmed

    my butt.

  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    bro

    bro

    you gotta lurk more or something see also: every post made in response to you in the last 2 threads you made

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    nic i think butts do that all by themselves

    aint need to program that kind of behavior in a butt

  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    i program in punchcards and jenga tiles

    this is a discord of mostly PA people interested in fighting games: https://discord.gg/DZWa97d5rz

    we also talk about other random shit and clown upon each other
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    i didn't poop for most of last weekend

    it wasn't healthy

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  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    you've been on the forums less than a day and you've already created 4 threads

    slow your roll

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    nic i think butts do that all by themselves

    aint need to program that kind of behavior in a butt

    so you're telling me i've wasted my whole week then

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    yuh

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    nic
    can you program my butt
    to twerk?

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    nic gettin owned by her own butt

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY OWNIN EVERYWHERE

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    holy shit you're still making threads

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    nic
    can you program my butt
    to twerk?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymNFnb1JNKI

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    yes beasteh, yes

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  • scd250scd250 Registered User regular
    Hey, I figured why the hell not. I've already been told that my retarded MLP avatar (I'm not a huge pony fan or I would have picked a better one) and my 'numbername' (which no one has EVER complained about) make me a target for ridicule.

    Obviously this is more like /b/ than anything else.

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    holy shit she was twerkin while singing the bacon pancakes song

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    These forums were around years before /b/ and are, in fact, nothing like it.

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  • PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    (i made it poop)

    Garbage in, garbage out

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Yeah, that's where that lurking thing people keep mentioning come in handy. Because if you had actually lurked you'd be somewhat familiar with this community.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    scd250 wrote: »
    Hey, I figured why the hell not. I've already been told that my retarded MLP avatar (I'm not a huge pony fan or I would have picked a better one) and my 'numbername' (which no one has EVER complained about) make me a target for ridicule.

    Obviously this is more like /b/ than anything else.
    no one cares dude

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Once you pick an avatar you have to keep it for the rest of your life.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    hello world written in shit

  • scd250scd250 Registered User regular
    Yeah, I don't particularly care either. I just sort of expected a more...welcoming, I guess? community, rather than to be chased out immediately.

    Also one of those threads was a review thread in writer's block, which is appropriate and what that subforum is there for.

  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    scd250 wrote: »
    Hey, I figured why the hell not. I've already been told that my retarded MLP avatar (I'm not a huge pony fan or I would have picked a better one) and my 'numbername' (which no one has EVER complained about) make me a target for ridicule.

    Obviously this is more like /b/ than anything else.

    You really should lurk around here a little more. And check out the rules if you haven't already. No, most people aren't pony fans here.

    I'm not trying to say this out of any sense of ridicule or anything, but from experience. SE++ may be more or less anything goes, but thread-making typically needs a little more content then this. Also, we're not sticklers for keeping threads on topic so if you find one that matches what you wanted to talk about, post in that.

    Also we tend not to make threads willy nilly about whatever we want to discuss either. Hope this helps.

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  • scd250scd250 Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    Once you pick an avatar you have to keep it for the rest of your life.

    yes but then I'd have to find another and I'm lazy.

  • DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    scd250 wrote: »
    Hey, I figured why the hell not. I've already been told that my retarded MLP avatar (I'm not a huge pony fan or I would have picked a better one) and my 'numbername' (which no one has EVER complained about) make me a target for ridicule.

    Obviously this is more like /b/ than anything else.
    no one cares dude

    unless its crwth's balls. then we care. we care a lot.

    "Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    i'll give a welcome you'll never forget

  • scd250scd250 Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    scd250 wrote: »
    Hey, I figured why the hell not. I've already been told that my retarded MLP avatar (I'm not a huge pony fan or I would have picked a better one) and my 'numbername' (which no one has EVER complained about) make me a target for ridicule.

    Obviously this is more like /b/ than anything else.
    no one cares dude

    unless its crwth's balls. then we care. we care a lot.

    Are they cake balls?

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    scd250 wrote: »
    Yeah, I don't particularly care either. I just sort of expected a more...welcoming, I guess? community, rather than to be chased out immediately.

    Also one of those threads was a review thread in writer's block, which is appropriate and what that subforum is there for.

    Yeah, like people keep saying (and as the rules post strongly suggests), fucking lurk here for a while so you actually have some understanding of the community because no one really gives a shit if you expected this to be more like gamefaqs or /b.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    kissing tip number one, eat a spoonful of cinnamon first

  • scd250scd250 Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    scd250 wrote: »
    Yeah, I don't particularly care either. I just sort of expected a more...welcoming, I guess? community, rather than to be chased out immediately.

    Also one of those threads was a review thread in writer's block, which is appropriate and what that subforum is there for.

    Yeah, like people keep saying (and as the rules post strongly suggests), fucking lurk here for a while so you actually have some understanding of the community because no one really gives a shit if you expected this to be more like gamefaqs or /b.

    Didn't. Can't say I really use either.

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    i'll make another thread about my balls i'm just fucked up like that i got a real twisted and messed up sense of humor :twisted:

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    nic
    can you program my butt
    to twerk?

    YOUR butt?

    ... i'll need to calibrate the settings. Send me some vids. Also, caliper measurements (width, ellipticity, etc).

  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Also if you think this place is like 4chan

    You have no clue what you're talking about, sorry.

    Steam | Nintendo ID: Naphtali | Wish List
  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    OP where can I find some girl gamers

  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    we're plenty welcoming to people who take the time to get to know the community before vomiting new threads everywhere

    people have tried to give you helpful suggestions, but you're ignoring them and basically saying "I don't give a shit how you do things, I DO WHAT I WANT" which sure go ahead but don't expect people to listen to you if you don't listen to them

    (also the numbername thing is silly and anyone who cared enough to give you shit for that is silly)

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    FAQ wrote: »
    kissing tip number one, eat a spoonful of cinnamon first

    is this legit

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    would I waste my time posting it if it wasn't

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