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Bunk Beds

Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm aRegistered User, Disagreeable regular
edited April 2013 in Social Entropy++
Which do you prefer?

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Bunk Beds 169 votes

Top
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Bottom
30%
Hunter#pipeRaijin QuickfootKadithSmasherSanderJKMetalbourneButtersTheySlashThemDaMoonRulzReynoldstuggaalternatingAberrationgtrmpM.D.Sara LynnFAQexistCurly_BraceFrosteey 51 votes
Depends on the night
25%
MysstFishmanToxFavlaudWeaverWaltNeoTomaKwoaruMugginsBrainleechDrZiplockDrIanMalcolmNaphtaliMetzger MeistermcpLagnarBeastehPinfeldorfeddizhereHeadCreeps 43 votes
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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
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    keith

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  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Bottom
    Top bunk is great until you realize that you have to climb up there every time

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
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    Although I had to sleep on the bottom bunk when I visited my parents over the weekend because the top one didn't have a mattress and I was too tired to move it up there.

  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    Depends on the night
    This is ripe for sudden thread title change

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    fool me once shame on me...

  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
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    Weaver wrote: »
    This is ripe for sudden thread title change

    I will change my vote likewise

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  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    Depends on the night
    you have two fucking options in a bunk bed and you confine yourself to one choice every night?

    what else did they teach you in shitty decisions school

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  • interrobanginterrobang ｋａｗａｉｉ ａｓ  ｈｅｌｌRegistered User regular
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    Dubh wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    This is ripe for sudden thread title change

    I will change my vote likewise

    i will not

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    This is ripe for sudden thread title change

    For those that lack subtlety, maybe.

  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
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    I maintain my answer

    Not gonna climb up there every night

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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
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    I have had problems with falling off the top bunk before. Also this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGvWYYCWFq8

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    Depends on the night
    What it was pretty obvious

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Top
    You've still got it, Keith.

  • MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
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    I don't wanna be on the bottom smellin farts all night man

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  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
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    Oh wait

    Oh wait

    This is all a horrible trap isn't it

  • SyphyreSyphyre A Dangerous Pastime Registered User regular
    Neither. Bunk Beds are terrible.

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Bottom
    I picked bottom but it has nothing to do with bunk beds.

  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    Top
    Always top.

    Nothing. Matters.
  • WhytherWhyther Registered User regular
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    When my brother and I were very young we had a bunk bed.

    My dad put it together really really poorly though. You couldn't touch it without it squeaking loudly and shaking around. This meant that when we were both trying to go to sleep we had to be perfectly still.

    Every night, while lying awake, I would shift to my side to get more comfortable. This would shake the bed and make enough noise to wake up my brother.

    I would fall asleep but he could not. He would shift around to find a comfortable position to sleep in. This would shake the bed and make enough noise to wake me up.

    Repeat until we are screaming at each other and waking up our parents.

  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
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    Gotta have top bunk, just in case the other person wets the bed.

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
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    When I was young I vomited off the top bunk.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Mr Fuzzbutt wrote: »
    When I was young I vomited off the top bunk.

    It's like that dog gif!

  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    i don't see an option for depends on who the other person is

  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Depends on the night
    What can I say, I'm a switch

  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Depends on the night
    All depends on the company I'm keeping.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
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    If the bed suddenly collapses I like to be the one not crushed.

  • Old Red InkOld Red Ink Registered User regular
    the key factor is which has more headroom

    because I don't always sit up suddenly in the middle of the night, but if I'm sleeping in a bed without enough headroom it's pretty much guaranteed to happen

  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
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    I slept on the top bunk because my older brother had poor eyesight and if he slept up top he would wake up and not be able to see the floor and get scared and he would also sometimes fall off so I always got up top.

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
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    My brother also had cerebral palsy and it was difficult for him to climb up on top

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  • MateyMatey see, look how sad i am now give me your wallet.Registered User regular
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    you know what's the worst

    rolling off the top bunk while you're asleep and waking up mid fall

    or bottom racking it and the top bunk collapses on top of you

  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
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    Having back packed through europe and slept mostly on bunks for 3 months, I say bottom. It's easier and you make less noise

  • existexist Registered User regular
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    the worst feeling in the world is when your pillow falls off the top bunk in the middle of the night

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
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    Top, I'm not a very heavy guy so I always took top bunk. This one time a fat kid tried to take top bunk and the bunk started to bend really gnarly so I went all alpha and said "fuck this, you're bottom bunk I don't wanna die"

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
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    The Black Hunter wrote: »
    Having back packed through europe and slept mostly on bunks for 3 months, I say bottom. It's easier and you make less noise

    Less noise? Hmm...

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    exist wrote: »
    the worst feeling in the world is when your pillow falls off the top bunk in the middle of the night

    Or when your giant teddy bear does...

    And then you wake up and your brother is sitting on it playing mario, sick as a dog, having thrown up and shit all over it... Then your mom has to throw out your favorite teddy,.

  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
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    Matey wrote: »
    you know what's the worst

    rolling off the top bunk while you're asleep and waking up mid fall

    or bottom racking it and the top bunk collapses on top of you

    I've done that a few times, it sucked. Once while doing so, I hit my face on the bottom bunk's side boards and split my eyebrow open.

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
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    during senior camp on the top so people would bother me less

    at home i guess on the bottom because it's weasier

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  • existexist Registered User regular
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    Uriel wrote: »
    exist wrote: »
    the worst feeling in the world is when your pillow falls off the top bunk in the middle of the night

    Or when your giant teddy bear does...

    And then you wake up and your brother is sitting on it playing mario, sick as a dog, having thrown up and shit all over it... Then your mom has to throw out your favorite teddy,.

    uh

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
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    I fell off of the top bunk when I was a kid, the strangest thing though is that I slept right through it, woke up on the floor the next morning

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