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[Mini-Phalla] Niceville- GAME OVER: MAFIA WIN!

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    edited April 2013
    You guys suck.
    Guess what? I just take up more space this way.
    @kime
    You cannot beat me

    Erin The Red on
    Hi Santa/Satan!
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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Iron Weasel has been kidnapped by Zombie Hero and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

    My GAMES should bring me popularity
    So I feel there's been deceit
    I helped sell a ton of copies
    Yet all I'm known for is a RECEIPT
    Which forumer am I?

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    It would be funny if this happened when the game was ongoing, and we kept kidnapping the host

    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
    Steam profile
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    Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
    In mother russia, human converts zombie!

    Steam
    Nintendo ID: Pastalonius
    Smite\LoL:Gremlidin \ WoW & Overwatch & Hots: Gremlidin#1734
    3ds: 3282-2248-0453
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    Mikey CTSMikey CTS Registered User regular
    Well this is a clusterfuck.

    // PSN: wyrd_warrior // MHW Name: Josei //
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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    kime wrote: »
    It would be funny if this happened when the game was ongoing, and we kept kidnapping the host

    yeah this is my only regret

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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Mikey CTS has been kidnapped by Langly and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

    My AVATAR is a consistent thing
    for years it has stayed true
    I am one that will always DANCE
    despite the fact I'm BLUE
    Which forumer am I?

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    kime wrote: »
    It would be funny if this happened when the game was ongoing, and we kept kidnapping the host

    All their posts get ungarbled if no one saves them.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Mikey CTS wrote: »
    Well this is a clusterfuck.

    into my van!

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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    OminousLozenge has been kidnapped by premium and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

    I may be a LITTLE BOY, but it’s no time for bed.
    Don’t check my temp! My face is not RED!
    Time to whip out my artistic pedigree
    Make you laugh so hard you lose colonic integrity.
    Which forumer am I?

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    Mikey CTSMikey CTS Registered User regular
    FUCK!

    // PSN: wyrd_warrior // MHW Name: Josei //
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    Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
    MUAHAHAHAHA

    Steam
    Nintendo ID: Pastalonius
    Smite\LoL:Gremlidin \ WoW & Overwatch & Hots: Gremlidin#1734
    3ds: 3282-2248-0453
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    premiumpremium Registered User regular
    OminousLozenge wrote: »
    TheRoadVirus wrote: »
    How does one kidnap someone?

    Usually chloroform or rohypnol and some duct tape.

    I just tricked you with 'candy'.

    http://steamcommunity.com/id/jpremium
    3DS: 1289-8447-4695
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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    It would be funny if this happened when the game was ongoing, and we kept kidnapping the host

    All their posts get ungarbled if no one saves them.

    Fine, then we make sure to rescue him and immediately kidnap him again

    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
    Steam profile
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    Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    This isn't so bad.

    Iron Weasel on
    Currently Playing:
    The Division, Warframe (XB1)
    GT: Tanith 6227
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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    I like how it looks like I put my mask on incorrectly. I'm blind, not like I can tell the difference! :P

    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
    Steam profile
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    kime wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    It would be funny if this happened when the game was ongoing, and we kept kidnapping the host

    All their posts get ungarbled if no one saves them.

    Fine, then we make sure to rescue him and immediately kidnap him again

    A solution worthy of a phalla player! :)

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    OminousLozengeOminousLozenge Registered User regular
    kime wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    It would be funny if this happened when the game was ongoing, and we kept kidnapping the host

    All their posts get ungarbled if no one saves them.

    Fine, then we make sure to rescue him and immediately kidnap him again

    Ah, so if I invite you to get acquianted with my taint, then it will eventually show up and our secret love will be exposed to all? Damn, I'd better not post this.

    Oh shi-

    Sometimes I have ideas for things.
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    MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    I'm having so much trouble keeping up with what's going on right now.

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    premiumpremium Registered User regular
    My mask fits so perfectly.
    I think my beard gives me away though.

    http://steamcommunity.com/id/jpremium
    3DS: 1289-8447-4695
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    MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    Probably gonna be kidnapped in 5...4...3...

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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Megafrost has been kidnapped by spool32 and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

    SPIRACLES are his passion
    Chelicerae another one
    To him CHITIN is a fashion
    Why should chordates have all the fun?
    Which forumer am I?

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    OminousLozengeOminousLozenge Registered User regular
    Dammit, that's so much less funny now.

    Sometimes I have ideas for things.
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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Perhaps we can all deny kidnapping the host... and then each day eliminate one of us through some sort of voting mechanism and see if we can find them all so the game can continue!

    Niceville you say? Sign me up!

    Magic Box
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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Auralynx has been kidnapped by TehSpectre and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

    I sullied my JOKE'S HISTORY
    with many a reported post
    But my spirit lives on in ev'ry DIGIMON
    like a wandering, tormented ghost
    Which forumer am I?

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Megafrost wrote: »
    I'm having so much trouble keeping up with what's going on right now.

    Just get in the van.

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    MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    Megafrost wrote: »
    Probably gonna be kidnapped in 5...4...3...

    CALLED IT

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    Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    Aww, I can't try to rescue people any more :(

    Currently Playing:
    The Division, Warframe (XB1)
    GT: Tanith 6227
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    OminousLozengeOminousLozenge Registered User regular
    How do you even rescue people? PM Geth the answer?

    Sometimes I have ideas for things.
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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Phyphor has been kidnapped by TheRoadVirus and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

    I’m NO WHALE, but I love me some hump-BACKS
    VOLLEYBALL’s where I lay my hard smacks
    But even when I can’t make it
    I come home to my snuggly BLANKET
    Which forumer am I?

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    Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    The kidnapee should have an extra button next to Awesome called "Rescue"

    Currently Playing:
    The Division, Warframe (XB1)
    GT: Tanith 6227
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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Today can probably be used as a nice social experiment of the prisoners dilemma, as well as how viruses spread. I'd be quite interested in seeing that data....

    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
    Steam profile
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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    GrimmyTOA has been kidnapped by Zombie Hero and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

    My name is something you’d find near toilets
    But that’s nothing compared to the shit I deal with
    For a brief stint, I tried adoption
    But the kid I got turned out to be rotten
    Which forumer am I?

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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Grunt's Ghosts has been kidnapped by premium and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

    I’m kinda new, don’t give me the COLD shoulder
    Fixing these problems like Sisyphus’ boulder
    You think that’ll break me? You ain’t slick
    I’m made of IRON you son of a bitch
    Which forumer am I?

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    premiumpremium Registered User regular
    Aw man that one looks easy too

    http://steamcommunity.com/id/jpremium
    3DS: 1289-8447-4695
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    Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    I tried and got it wrong :(

    Currently Playing:
    The Division, Warframe (XB1)
    GT: Tanith 6227
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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Kidnappers can't rescue anyone. Interesting. No competition amongst criminals!

    Hi Santa/Satan!
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    premiumpremium Registered User regular
    Somehow this is going to turn around on me and I'll get day 1'd for kidnapping the host, I just know it.

    http://steamcommunity.com/id/jpremium
    3DS: 1289-8447-4695
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    TayrunTayrun Registered User regular
    Is signing up still a thing we do in here?

    My kidnapping has left me confused and scared, and Niceville sounds like a great place to unwind.

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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Tayrun has been kidnapped by premium and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

    My epic thread on WIZARDS
    was perfect and without taint
    These days I've given up posting
    to dabble in a bit of PAINT
    Which forumer am I?

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