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The Romney Administration: The First 70 Days [NOT A GENERAL POLITICS THREAD]

AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk!The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
edited May 2013 in Debate and/or Discourse
This is a thread wherein we will discuss the administration of the 44th President of the United States, his holiness Barack H. Obama.

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Recent News:
Sequestration II: National Suicide Boogaloo rolls on.
North Korea continues to beg for attention.
Bo Obama makes the best Easter Bunny.

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You can now listen to words of wisdom from Vice President Joe Biden here.

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DO:
Discuss the acts and actions of the Obama administration
Discuss potential appointees to positions
Discuss the policies and proposals of the same

DON'T:
Try to handicap the 2016 elections
Turn this into a LoLPublicans thread
Try to use this as a dumping ground for random political news
Get into a land war in Asia.

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  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    SKFM, please don't look in this spoiler...
    I told you we shouldn't have told him Socks went to a farm in upstate Connecticut. Dammit he's going to find out one of these days and there's going to be hell to pay. It's going to look like American Psycho up in here.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    I prefer Bobama.

    Rolls off the tongue better.

  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    I prefer Bobama.

    Rolls off the tongue better.

    Gross.

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  • emp123emp123 Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    As a single issue voter, Obama promising to get a dog should he win the election was instrumental in getting me to vote for him. I only required one promise from him and by god he kept it. Best. President Ever.

    Further, cats are lame. Theres no reason a cat should show me more assholes than an orgy.

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Dogs > cats. Yes, even socks

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  • emp123emp123 Registered User regular
    I should add, my issue isnt presidential dogs, its presidential pets. I just think a president with a cat is more likely to offend a visiting dignitary. Nothing is more disruptive to peace talks than sitting down in the oval office and seeing a cat licking its asshole while staring at you.

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  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    We bring you now to the administration's chief spokesman on parks, recreation, and pets on this very tense pr boondoggle.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anbrC3x5r6Y

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  • CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    emp123 wrote: »
    I should add, my issue isnt presidential dogs, its presidential pets. I just think a president with a cat is more likely to offend a visiting dignitary. Nothing is more disruptive to peace talks than sitting down in the oval office and seeing a cat licking its asshole while staring at you.

    Thank god dogs never lick their genitals, amirite?

    Socks is clearly more presidential than Bo.

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    AManFromEarth wrote: »
    We bring you now to the administration's chief spokesman on parks, recreation, and pets on this very tense pr boondoggle.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anbrC3x5r6Y

    And if Ron Swanson agrees, there is no possible way I could be wrong!

    Magic Box
  • DehumanizedDehumanized Registered User regular
    @Emp123's hypocrisy is simply appalling! Proof:
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    :rotate:

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Dehumanized wrote: »
    @Emp123's hypocrisy is simply appalling! Proof:
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    :rotate:

    This is the sort of hard-hitting investigative journalism that we need!

    Magic Box
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    All joking aside, that is literally better than any of the reports we've seem from the Liberal Media lately.

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    AManFromEarth wrote: »
    All joking aside, that is literally better than any of the reports we've seem from the Liberal Media lately.

    Lately here defined as what, since Nixon resigned?

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • emp123emp123 Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    Much like BIG GOVERNMENT, Bo literally goes around shitting on the rights and lawns of the people. Only a majestic cat like Socks in the white house can lift our hopes to the highest places in our rooms and homes and dreams. Socks is always a true success story, as he went from living on the street to commanding our nation, purely based on his own merits. Socks is a true American hero.

    Horatio Alger bullshit. That kind of mobility doesnt exist in today's America and Bo serves as a reminder of that fact. Bo comes from a pure line of Portuguese water dogs. He was vetted by the First Family and is hypoallergenic. Science has shown petting dogs placates people. Placated people are easier to deal with. Therefore Bo is helping to end global conflicts.

    Look at this dog:
    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7a/First_Dog_Bo_Obama.jpg

    Hate him, I dare you
    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/eb/Bo_official_portrait.jpg

    All Socks can do is track kitty litter all over the White House and leave visiting dignitaries red eyes and breathing problems (which admittedly has its uses).

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  • emp123emp123 Registered User regular
    Dehumanized wrote: »
    @Emp123's hypocrisy is simply appalling! Proof:
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    :rotate:

    Oh god, my hypocrisy exposed!

    And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasnt for that meddling @suds!

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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
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    See Bo. See Bo trot. Trot, Bo, trot!

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  • KrieghundKrieghund Registered User regular
    Haha! That first pic with the seal in the back like a halo is priceless. I may have to use that to goad the wing nuts on my other forum. Can't wait.

  • SyphonBlueSyphonBlue The studying beaver That beaver sure loves studying!Registered User regular
    emp123 wrote: »
    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    Much like BIG GOVERNMENT, Bo literally goes around shitting on the rights and lawns of the people. Only a majestic cat like Socks in the white house can lift our hopes to the highest places in our rooms and homes and dreams. Socks is always a true success story, as he went from living on the street to commanding our nation, purely based on his own merits. Socks is a true American hero.

    Horatio Alger bullshit. That kind of mobility doesnt exist in today's America and Bo serves as a reminder of that fact. Bo comes from a pure line of Portuguese water dogs. He was vetted by the First Family and is hypoallergenic. Science has shown petting dogs placates people. Placated people are easier to deal with. Therefore Bo is helping to end global conflicts.

    Look at this dog:
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    Hate him, I dare you
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    All Socks can do is track kitty litter all over the White House and leave visiting dignitaries red eyes and breathing problems (which admittedly has its uses).

    I can't, I can't hate him. I'm just not republican enough.

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  • DehumanizedDehumanized Registered User regular
    I'm sure that's in the PATRIOT act somewhere.

  • emp123emp123 Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    emp123 wrote: »
    Dehumanized wrote: »
    @Emp123's hypocrisy is simply appalling! Proof:
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    :rotate:

    Oh god, my hypocrisy exposed!

    And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasnt for that meddling @suds!

    Oh my god, it appears Ive been the victim of both libel and an overzealous apology!

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  • emp123emp123 Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    Seriously though, this is the best Obama thread yet.

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Holy shit those images are fucking massive.

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    We're depleting the Strategic Pixel Reserve too quickly!

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    And now I'm back to angry

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  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    And now I'm back to angry

    To fully appreciate how stupid that picture is, you need to know the caption: "Bo Wok Obaama" (the second a is not a typo).

    this is the worst thing you have ever posted

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