The Romney Administration: The First 70 Days [NOT A GENERAL POLITICS THREAD]

AManFromEarth

This is a thread wherein we will discuss the administration of the 44th President of the United States, his holiness Barack H. Obama.



Recent News:
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DO:
Discuss the acts and actions of the Obama administration
Discuss potential appointees to positions
Discuss the policies and proposals of the same

DON'T:
Try to handicap the 2016 elections
Turn this into a LoLPublicans thread
Try to use this as a dumping ground for random political news
Get into a land war in Asia.

spacekungfuman

The bias in the OP is pretty disgusting. This is the best easter related whitehouse pet:

spacekungfuman

Also, in a major blunder, Obama succeeds noted cat holder Hillary Clinton as secretary of state:



With a man who seemingly never held a cat in his life, based on GIS. Clearly, this administration is heading in the wrong direction.

Edit: Here is the most dignified picture of Kerry I can find. Note the complete absence of any cats in this picture:

Edit:

Bo is so lazy and irresponsible that he can't even take a break from partying to hold a proper press conference:



Contrast the fiscally responsible Socks who commands the press, instead of wasting billions of government dollars on expensive Hawaiian vacations:



To make matters worse, that first picture of Bo at the podium? Photoshop. He isn't just lazy and irresponsible. He's lying to the American people.

Aioua

SKFM, please don't look in this spoiler...

I told you we shouldn't have told him Socks went to a farm in upstate Connecticut. Dammit he's going to find out one of these days and there's going to be hell to pay. It's going to look like American Psycho up in here.

Quid

I prefer Bobama.

Rolls off the tongue better.

KalTorak

Quid wrote: »

I prefer Bobama.

Rolls off the tongue better.

Gross.

spacekungfuman

Aioua wrote: »

SKFM, please don't look in this spoiler...

I told you we shouldn't have told him Socks went to a farm in upstate Connecticut. Dammit he's going to find out one of these days and there's going to be hell to pay. It's going to look like American Psycho up in here.

Geth always punishes the dishonest.

Hail to the chief (executive cat)

emp123

As a single issue voter, Obama promising to get a dog should he win the election was instrumental in getting me to vote for him. I only required one promise from him and by god he kept it. Best. President Ever.

Further, cats are lame. Theres no reason a cat should show me more assholes than an orgy.

Phyphor

Dogs > cats. Yes, even socks

emp123

I should add, my issue isnt presidential dogs, its presidential pets. I just think a president with a cat is more likely to offend a visiting dignitary. Nothing is more disruptive to peace talks than sitting down in the oval office and seeing a cat licking its asshole while staring at you.

AManFromEarth

We bring you now to the administration's chief spokesman on parks, recreation, and pets on this very tense pr boondoggle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anbrC3x5r6Y

spacekungfuman

Much like BIG GOVERNMENT, Bo literally goes around shitting on the rights and lawns of the people. Only a majestic cat like Socks in the white house can lift our hopes to the highest places in our rooms and homes and dreams. Socks is always a true success story, as he went from living on the street to commanding our nation, purely based on his own merits. Socks is a true American hero.

Cog

emp123 wrote: »

I should add, my issue isnt presidential dogs, its presidential pets. I just think a president with a cat is more likely to offend a visiting dignitary. Nothing is more disruptive to peace talks than sitting down in the oval office and seeing a cat licking its asshole while staring at you.

Thank god dogs never lick their genitals, amirite?

Socks is clearly more presidential than Bo.

spacekungfuman

emp123 wrote: »

I should add, my issue isnt presidential dogs, its presidential pets. I just think a president with a cat is more likely to offend a visiting dignitary. Nothing is more disruptive to peace talks than sitting down in the oval office and seeing a cat licking its asshole while staring at you.

I disagee (not even respectfully). Some of Obama's finest foreign policy moments were made possible by cats. Here Obama is making inroads with Turkey:



And Britain:

Phyphor

AManFromEarth wrote: »

We bring you now to the administration's chief spokesman on parks, recreation, and pets on this very tense pr boondoggle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anbrC3x5r6Y

And if Ron Swanson agrees, there is no possible way I could be wrong!

Dehumanized

@Emp123's hypocrisy is simply appalling! Proof:

:rotate:

JusticeforPluto

As a dog person, I approve of the removal of the evil cat lover Hillary.

spacekungfuman

AManFromEarth wrote: »

We bring you now to the administration's chief spokesman on parks, recreation, and pets on this very tense pr boondoggle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anbrC3x5r6Y

Yes, Obama's noted anti-cat, anti-fire code, anti-government chief spokesman on parks, recreation, and pets. Further proof that Obama will betray the very core of his belief system to appoint anti-cat officials, now that he cannot be elected again and does not need to worry about campaigning. My expectation for Obama's next trip to Turkey? He'll eat all the fancy feast we send as a peace offering himself, resulting in a war between the US and our former ally.

Phyphor

Dehumanized wrote: »

@Emp123's hypocrisy is simply appalling! Proof:

:rotate:

This is the sort of hard-hitting investigative journalism that we need!

AManFromEarth

All joking aside, that is literally better than any of the reports we've seem from the Liberal Media lately.

spacekungfuman

Dehumanized wrote: »

@Emp123's hypocrisy is simply appalling! Proof:

:rotate:

This is the best thread in a long time.

enlightenedbum

AManFromEarth wrote: »

All joking aside, that is literally better than any of the reports we've seem from the Liberal Media lately.

Lately here defined as what, since Nixon resigned?

emp123

spacekungfuman wrote: »

Much like BIG GOVERNMENT, Bo literally goes around shitting on the rights and lawns of the people. Only a majestic cat like Socks in the white house can lift our hopes to the highest places in our rooms and homes and dreams. Socks is always a true success story, as he went from living on the street to commanding our nation, purely based on his own merits. Socks is a true American hero.

Horatio Alger bullshit. That kind of mobility doesnt exist in today's America and Bo serves as a reminder of that fact. Bo comes from a pure line of Portuguese water dogs. He was vetted by the First Family and is hypoallergenic. Science has shown petting dogs placates people. Placated people are easier to deal with. Therefore Bo is helping to end global conflicts.

Look at this dog:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7a/First_Dog_Bo_Obama.jpg

Hate him, I dare you
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/eb/Bo_official_portrait.jpg

All Socks can do is track kitty litter all over the White House and leave visiting dignitaries red eyes and breathing problems (which admittedly has its uses).

emp123

Dehumanized wrote: »

@Emp123's hypocrisy is simply appalling! Proof:

:rotate:

Oh god, my hypocrisy exposed!

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasnt for that meddling @suds!

Captain Carrot

See Bo. See Bo trot. Trot, Bo, trot!

Krieghund

Haha! That first pic with the seal in the back like a halo is priceless. I may have to use that to goad the wing nuts on my other forum. Can't wait.

SyphonBlue

emp123 wrote: »

spacekungfuman wrote: »

Much like BIG GOVERNMENT, Bo literally goes around shitting on the rights and lawns of the people. Only a majestic cat like Socks in the white house can lift our hopes to the highest places in our rooms and homes and dreams. Socks is always a true success story, as he went from living on the street to commanding our nation, purely based on his own merits. Socks is a true American hero.

Horatio Alger bullshit. That kind of mobility doesnt exist in today's America and Bo serves as a reminder of that fact. Bo comes from a pure line of Portuguese water dogs. He was vetted by the First Family and is hypoallergenic. Science has shown petting dogs placates people. Placated people are easier to deal with. Therefore Bo is helping to end global conflicts.

Look at this dog:


Hate him, I dare you


All Socks can do is track kitty litter all over the White House and leave visiting dignitaries red eyes and breathing problems (which admittedly has its uses).

I can't, I can't hate him. I'm just not republican enough.

spacekungfuman

emp123 wrote: »

spacekungfuman wrote: »

Much like BIG GOVERNMENT, Bo literally goes around shitting on the rights and lawns of the people. Only a majestic cat like Socks in the white house can lift our hopes to the highest places in our rooms and homes and dreams. Socks is always a true success story, as he went from living on the street to commanding our nation, purely based on his own merits. Socks is a true American hero.

Horatio Alger bullshit. That kind of mobility doesnt exist in today's America and Bo serves as a reminder of that fact. Bo comes from a pure line of Portuguese water dogs. He was vetted by the First Family and is hypoallergenic. Science has shown petting dogs placates people. Placated people are easier to deal with. Therefore Bo is helping to end global conflicts.

Look at this dog:

Hate him, I dare you

All Socks can do is track kitty litter all over the White House and leave visiting dignitaries red eyes and breathing problems (which admittedly has its uses).

I look at the first picture and see the excesses of the administration spending Billions of dollars on dog vacations and paraphernalia. I look at the second and see a blind beast, poised to devour the freedoms that we hold dear.

When I look at Socks. . . I see a leader.

spacekungfuman

Captain Carrot wrote: »

See Bo. See Bo trot. Trot, Bo, trot!

Obama - expanding presidential power to the point where even leash laws don't apply to him.

Dehumanized

I'm sure that's in the PATRIOT act somewhere.

emp123

emp123 wrote: »

Dehumanized wrote: »

@Emp123's hypocrisy is simply appalling! Proof:

:rotate:

Oh god, my hypocrisy exposed!

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasnt for that meddling @suds!

Oh my god, it appears Ive been the victim of both libel and an overzealous apology!

emp123

Seriously though, this is the best Obama thread yet.

spacekungfuman

ITT, POTUS = Portuguese Ostentatious Tyrannical Unbeliever in Socks

Quid

Holy shit those images are fucking massive.

spacekungfuman

Quid wrote: »

Holy shit those images are fucking massive.

Just another example of the excesses of this administration and its dog.

Phyphor

We're depleting the Strategic Pixel Reserve too quickly!

spacekungfuman

Phyphor wrote: »

We're depleting the Strategic Pixel Reserve too quickly!

And all the added strain on our CPUs is contributing to Global Warming and straining our weak electricity grid. Thanks a lot, BOBAMA!

spacekungfuman

Here he is refusing to share his football with his dog:

Not shown - Bo orders $10 billion worth of gold plated footballs in retaliation. Charges the taxpayers. Doesn't even play with them.

edit: That was so stupid (even for a republican twitter feed) that I had to take it down.

Let's replace that stupidity with a vision of hope:

Fencingsax

And now I'm back to angry

spacekungfuman

Fencingsax wrote: »

And now I'm back to angry

To fully appreciate how stupid that picture is, you need to know the caption: "Bo Wok Obaama" (the second a is not a typo).

AManFromEarth

spacekungfuman wrote: »

Fencingsax wrote: »

And now I'm back to angry

To fully appreciate how stupid that picture is, you need to know the caption: "Bo Wok Obaama" (the second a is not a typo).

this is the worst thing you have ever posted