This is a thread wherein we will discuss the administration of the 44th President of the United States, his holiness Barack H. Obama.
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Discuss the acts and actions of the Obama administration
Discuss potential appointees to positions
Discuss the policies and proposals of the same
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Try to handicap the 2016 elections
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With a man who seemingly never held a cat in his life, based on GIS. Clearly, this administration is heading in the wrong direction.
Edit: Here is the most dignified picture of Kerry I can find. Note the complete absence of any cats in this picture:
Edit:
Bo is so lazy and irresponsible that he can't even take a break from partying to hold a proper press conference:
Contrast the fiscally responsible Socks who commands the press, instead of wasting billions of government dollars on expensive Hawaiian vacations:
To make matters worse, that first picture of Bo at the podium? Photoshop. He isn't just lazy and irresponsible. He's lying to the American people.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Rolls off the tongue better.
Gross.
Geth always punishes the dishonest.
Hail to the chief (executive cat)
Further, cats are lame. Theres no reason a cat should show me more assholes than an orgy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anbrC3x5r6Y
Thank god dogs never lick their genitals, amirite?
Socks is clearly more presidential than Bo.
I disagee (not even respectfully). Some of Obama's finest foreign policy moments were made possible by cats. Here Obama is making inroads with Turkey:
And Britain:
And if Ron Swanson agrees, there is no possible way I could be wrong!
:rotate:
Yes, Obama's noted anti-cat, anti-fire code, anti-government chief spokesman on parks, recreation, and pets. Further proof that Obama will betray the very core of his belief system to appoint anti-cat officials, now that he cannot be elected again and does not need to worry about campaigning. My expectation for Obama's next trip to Turkey? He'll eat all the fancy feast we send as a peace offering himself, resulting in a war between the US and our former ally.
This is the sort of hard-hitting investigative journalism that we need!
This is the best thread in a long time.
Lately here defined as what, since Nixon resigned?
Horatio Alger bullshit. That kind of mobility doesnt exist in today's America and Bo serves as a reminder of that fact. Bo comes from a pure line of Portuguese water dogs. He was vetted by the First Family and is hypoallergenic. Science has shown petting dogs placates people. Placated people are easier to deal with. Therefore Bo is helping to end global conflicts.
Look at this dog:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7a/First_Dog_Bo_Obama.jpg
Hate him, I dare you
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/eb/Bo_official_portrait.jpg
All Socks can do is track kitty litter all over the White House and leave visiting dignitaries red eyes and breathing problems (which admittedly has its uses).
Oh god, my hypocrisy exposed!
And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasnt for that meddling @suds!
See Bo. See Bo trot. Trot, Bo, trot!
I can't, I can't hate him. I'm just not republican enough.
PSN/Steam/NNID: SyphonBlue | BNet: SyphonBlue#1126
I look at the first picture and see the excesses of the administration spending Billions of dollars on dog vacations and paraphernalia. I look at the second and see a blind beast, poised to devour the freedoms that we hold dear.
When I look at Socks. . . I see a leader.
Obama - expanding presidential power to the point where even leash laws don't apply to him.
Oh my god, it appears Ive been the victim of both libel and an overzealous apology!
Just another example of the excesses of this administration and its dog.
And all the added strain on our CPUs is contributing to Global Warming and straining our weak electricity grid. Thanks a lot, BOBAMA!
Not shown - Bo orders $10 billion worth of gold plated footballs in retaliation. Charges the taxpayers. Doesn't even play with them.
edit: That was so stupid (even for a republican twitter feed) that I had to take it down.
Let's replace that stupidity with a vision of hope:
To fully appreciate how stupid that picture is, you need to know the caption: "Bo Wok Obaama" (the second a is not a typo).
this is the worst thing you have ever posted