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[PA Comic] Wednesday, April 3, 2013 - Paraphilia

GethGeth LegionPerseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
edited April 2013 in The Penny Arcade Hub
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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    fellatio

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    oral sex

  • wn.mikewn.mike archi PTRegistered User regular
    This is the kind of strip that really reminds me how our gaming sentences can be taken so easily out of context by those (us) who have a dirty mind :D

  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    Meh, easy jokes

  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    It's luigi sir

    He's gone from suck to blow.

    !!!

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    Tycho's face in the last panel. I fucking love it so much.

  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Aldo wrote: »
    Tycho's face in the last panel. I fucking love it so much.

    That look when you realize you're talking about oral.

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Godfather wrote: »
    Meh, easy jokes

    Steak is great and all but sometimes you just want a cheese burger.

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    And you want to give that cheeseburger oral sex.

  • astronautcowboy3astronautcowboy3 Registered User regular
    This is what the double-sided dildo strip should have been like.

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  • likalarukulikalaruku Registered User regular
    It would have been just as funny if it were a single panel comic.

  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    But then there'd be no happy ending.

  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Godfather wrote: »
    Meh, easy jokes

    Judging by the last few of these, it seems we have our new Legin.

  • theResetButtontheResetButton Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    And you want to give that cheeseburger oral sex.

    Excellent sig synergy here.

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  • Skull2185Skull2185 Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    And you want to give that cheeseburger oral sex.

    Maybe have a nice cheeseburger/Frosty threesome.

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  • Skull2185Skull2185 Registered User regular
    This is what the double-sided dildo strip should have been like.

    It was.

    Only they showed in that one, whereas they only tell in this one. Both are equally hilarious.

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  • Chris FOMChris FOM Registered User regular
    Godfather wrote: »
    Meh, easy jokes

    Obvious joke is obvious. And executed flawlessly with the build up and payoff.
    "Quid wrote: »
    Steak is great and all but sometimes you just want a cheese burger.

    Yeah, this.

  • AnarCHrisAnarCHris Trash Lord New York CityRegistered User regular
    Between this and the PAX East strip, Mike and Jerry are clearly going after that Tumblr crowd.

  • HevachHevach Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    wn.mike wrote: »
    This is the kind of strip that really reminds me how our gaming sentences can be taken so easily out of context by those (us) who have a dirty mind :D

    Not just dirty minds. An angry rant about the Starcraft play style of a work friend prompted my boss to require me to attend three weeks of tolerance lessons because, "brown player and his fucking cracklings," could sound racially insensitive to some people, since apparently crackling is regional slang in my city.

    Hevach on
  • pirateluigipirateluigi Arr, it be me. Registered User regular
    There's also a flash button. Because you have to flash before you can suck. Everyone knows that!

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  • Roger WilcoRoger Wilco Registered User regular
    ehh...I didn't care much for this one. Not my kind of humor.

  • BenditBendit Cømþü†€r Šýš†emš Anålýš† Ðeñv€r¸ ColørådøRegistered User regular
    Made me laugh out loud. It's been rare with PA comics these days. Glad this one did it.

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  • Jacques L'HommeJacques L'Homme BAH! He was a rank amateur compared to, DR. COLOSSUS!Registered User regular
    I didn't think it was physically possible, but this comic both sucks and blows.

    But seriously, by no means a bad comic, but high school had put to death any love I once had for suck and blow jokes, or any other sexual innuendo for that matter.

    Someday, I'll fill that hole in my heart. Someday. :(

  • Warlock82Warlock82 Never pet a burning dog Registered User regular
    I like this one a lot :D

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    I didn't think it was physically possible, but this comic both sucks and blows.

    But seriously, by no means a bad comic, but high school had put to death any love I once had for suck and blow jokes, or any other sexual innuendo for that matter.

    Someday, I'll fill that hole in my heart. Someday. :(

    man, what the hell happened to you in high school? D:

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  • IcyLiquidIcyLiquid Two Steaks Montreal, QuebecAdministrator, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    I didn't think it was physically possible, but this comic both sucks and blows.

    But seriously, by no means a bad comic, but high school had put to death any love I once had for suck and blow jokes, or any other sexual innuendo for that matter.

    Someday, I'll fill that hole in my heart. Someday. :(

    You could fill that hole today. With a penis.

  • FalxFalx Registered User regular
    Thats odd, this thread isn't showing that it's updating for me. Stays greyed out and says the last post was nearly twelve hours ago.

  • HewnHewn Registered User regular
    Normally you pay extra for this kind of action.

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  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Godfather wrote: »
    Meh, easy jokes

    Steak is great and all but sometimes you just want a cheese burger.

    ooooooooookay?

    It's an obvious joke. It'd be like making BJ jokes about Kirby.

    Stretch that funny bone a bit.

  • DarkewolfeDarkewolfe Registered User regular
    Perhaps not their greatest string of jokes ever, but classic PA stuff.

    Only thing it needed was to end with a murder.

    What is this I don't even.
  • StormwatcherStormwatcher Blegh BlughRegistered User regular
    I liked it, because to me the jokes were not the "suck and Blow" things, but how oblivious we gamers can be to the shit we say.

    So yeah, there is a good joke.

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  • Waxwing42Waxwing42 Registered User regular
    I liked it, because to me the jokes were not the "suck and Blow" things, but how oblivious we gamers can be to the shit we say.

    So yeah, there is a good joke.

    Seconded. I feel like this was one of those jokes that just had to be done, so they did it, and did it very well.

  • AurichAurich ArizonaRegistered User regular
    Great, now I have to figure out why this is funny. INTERNETS.

    I don't think it's the ability to appreciate a simple joke, or that they are oblivious to all them entendres, but the fact that a grown professional would make the joke, without apparent shame or irony. Like a well-placed "that's what she said" at the end of a very serious conversation.

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Godfather wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Godfather wrote: »
    Meh, easy jokes

    Steak is great and all but sometimes you just want a cheese burger.

    ooooooooookay?

    It's an obvious joke. It'd be like making BJ jokes about Kirby.

    Stretch that funny bone a bit.

    They did!

    They opted for low brow humor this time. Because sometimes you want lowbrow.

  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    If Godfather wanted stupid lowbrow garbage he'd write his autobiography, thanks.

  • Roger WilcoRoger Wilco Registered User regular
    A duck! wrote: »
    If Godfather wanted stupid lowbrow garbage he'd write his autobiography, thanks.

    And here we see evidence of the maturity of people who liked this comic.

  • Jacques L'HommeJacques L'Homme BAH! He was a rank amateur compared to, DR. COLOSSUS!Registered User regular
    I didn't think it was physically possible, but this comic both sucks and blows.

    But seriously, by no means a bad comic, but high school had put to death any love I once had for suck and blow jokes, or any other sexual innuendo for that matter.

    Someday, I'll fill that hole in my heart. Someday. :(

    man, what the hell happened to you in high school? D:

    Kinda like eating too much chocolate, only instead of eating chocolate, you're being forcibly fed the chocolate all day, every day, even when all you want is some god damn broccoli. Makes for great intellectual pâté though.
    IcyLiquid wrote: »
    You could fill that hole today. With a penis.
    Is this an offer, Icy?
    An offer to fill the hole in my heart
    with your penis?
    Forever?

  • NijhazerNijhazer Sunnyvale, CARegistered User regular
    This comic's gotten pretty weird lately.

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  • Monkey Ball WarriorMonkey Ball Warrior A collection of mediocre hats Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    This comic is downright nostalgic. Like it's 2002 all over again. That's not a bad thing.

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  • Grey PaladinGrey Paladin Registered User regular
    That's some strong, long-lasting weed right there.

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