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get a job [chat]

skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
edited April 2013 in Debate and/or Discourse
I applied for a job!

job hunting is butts

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WHERE ARE YOU JOB

you have to get past the HR people whose favorite hobby is

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you have to schmooze and talk yourself up

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let's just all start a business or something

maybe in stock photography that seems to be a theme

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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    no brackets? what are we? animals?

    get @icyliquid in here

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  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    god damn it skippy

    YOU WILL CONFORM TO THE BRACKET RULE

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    skippy y
    y u do this every tiem.

    Bless your heart.
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    icy don't do it! don't bow to the demands of these backward rubes

  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    Just become a fireman. You get to ride on a firetruck. No downsides!

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    so much good music to listen to

    so much good art to experience

    uguu~

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    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    god damn it skippy

    YOU WILL CONFORM TO THE BRACKET RULE

    shut up and enjoy my quality op

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
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    No brackets.

    Madness.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    A measles outbreak in Wales! I guess making little Johnny avoid his vaccination jab wasn't the best idea after all.

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Skippy, your war on brackets will get you enemies on this forum...

    *sharpens sword*

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    skippy y dont u fucking

    put

    the fucking brackets

    like you're supposed to

    is this supposed to be edgy

    you think yourself a rebel

    not going to be a cog in the machine

    going to fight the man

    well

    you cannot win

    poo
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    RedTide wrote: »
    Just become a fireman. You get to ride on a firetruck. No downsides!

    Skippyfiretruck

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
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  • kaleeditykaleedity Sometimes science is more art than science Registered User regular
    no brackets?

    not pump shotgun [chat]?

    all of the disappointment

    almost as disappointing as the basic shotgun in killing floor sounds and recoils so awesomely but it is weak and quickly dropped for worse sounding alternatives

  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    A measles outbreak in Wales! I guess making little Johnny avoid his vaccination jab wasn't the best idea after all.

    At least he isn't retarded!


    [/sarcasm, please know that this is sarcasm]

    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    if you review my resume you will note I have many successful nonbracket chats

    which is why I've been hired into this chatmaking position

  • BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    RedTide wrote: »
    Just become a fireman. You get to ride on a firetruck. No downsides!
    You need to pass a test showing that you really hate fire though first.

    And I just don't know man. Fire's kept me warm sometimes. Helps me cook my food. I'm not sure if I'm ready to hate fire enough to become a fireman.

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    fart fart faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart oh no i pooped

  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Skippy you can't have any pudding if you don't bracket your chats

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    echoooooooooOooooOO >:[

  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    no brackets? what are we? animals?

    get @icyliquid in here

    What are we [chat]imals?

    gooey

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    if you review my resume you will note I have many successful nonbracket chats

    which is why I've been hired into this chatmaking position

    Your resume smelled like pot so I smoked it.

    Bless your heart.
  • MadpandaMadpanda suburbs west of chicagoRegistered User regular
    No condition to drive with this head cold but I want chicken noodle soup, truly this is the worst day of anyones life.

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    What the hell happened to [chat] since I left? Have we lost all standards? I'll bet none of you are even wearing jackets.

    I'm not even wearing pants.

    :winky:

    and i'm in class

    :winky:

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  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    everything about hiring is awful, especially bracketless [chat]

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    fart fart faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart oh no i pooped

    ....maybe I wont come hang out in June......................

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    if you review my resume you will note I have many successful nonbracket chats

    which is why I've been hired into this chatmaking position

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    There are some things men should not try. Like creating chats without brackets.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Bethryn wrote: »
    RedTide wrote: »
    Just become a fireman. You get to ride on a firetruck. No downsides!
    You need to pass a test showing that you really hate fire though first.

    And I just don't know man. Fire's kept me warm sometimes. Helps me cook my food. I'm not sure if I'm ready to hate fire enough to become a fireman.

    you know what else fire does?

    it lights all the joints skippy can't get

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    A measles outbreak in Wales! I guess making little Johnny avoid his vaccination jab wasn't the best idea after all.

    i've said it before, i'll say it again

    anti vaxxers should be charged with child endangerment

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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    21st Century

    your reward for finishing exams shall be ME3

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  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    so much good music to listen to

    so much good art to experience

    uguu~

    http://m.soundcloud.com/sequester-grundleplith-md/traaaap

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    I think the improper brackets caused me to not see this so now I a fool

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    bloodyroarxx wrote: »
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    fart fart faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart oh no i pooped

    ....maybe I wont come hang out in June......................

    its ok i didnt actually poop

  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    What the hell happened to [chat] since I left? Have we lost all standards? I'll bet none of you are even wearing jackets.

    I didn't wear a jacket in a meeting yesterday...
    and as a result I will be gnashing my teeth in the open air like a prole.

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    21st Century

    your reward for finishing exams shall be ME3

    My reward for finishing exam will also be getting therapy. :)

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Generally most guns recoil backwards as well as up and to the left or right. The shooters hands are usually below the barrel and act as a pivot point. For pistols a lot of it depends on how far the barrel is from the grip.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    I think the improper brackets caused me to not see this so now I a fool

    trained by the system

    orthodoxy monkey

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