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[PATV] Monday, April 15, 2013 - CheckPoint Season 2, Ep. 44: What is Worst in Life

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image[PATV] Monday, April 15, 2013 - CheckPoint Season 2, Ep. 44: What is Worst in Life

Yup, it's that time of year again.

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  • MygafferMygaffer Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    Thank god EA puts out nothing I want.

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  • tobiwantobiwan Somewhere InbetweenRegistered User regular
    Channel 4 hasn't used that logo since 1996..

    Splendid show though chaps and chapesses!

  • HallainzilHallainzil Registered User new member
    I love that I can hear Kathleen snickering at 2:05...

  • metroidkillahmetroidkillah Local Bunman Free Country, USARegistered User regular
    edited April 2013
    What's more, no doubt winning this "contest" 2 years in a row will really send EA the message we want. Or maybe it will tell them that gamers are idiots, and don't pay attention to important things. Actually, that message is far more valuable to companies like Exxon and Bank of America.

    And Kathleen's comment at the end is pretty much spot-on. It's not like EA exclusively puts out extraordinarily inferior products designed to piss off their customers, who, for some unknown reason, continue to throw their money at EA. There are things that EA makes that are worth the money, and there are things that aren't.

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  • PugironPugiron Registered User regular
    If Kathleen buys SimCity she deserves what she gets.

  • MerlynnMerlynn Registered User regular
    Well,here's the problem. Once games went mainstream,much like when anything else goes mainstream,there was a HUGE influx of noobs. Far too many for the old fans to properly potty train. Smelling fresh meat in the water,a lot of companies started churning out crap for them to suck down under the pretext it's steak. This happened a while ago,so by now,a lot of those noobs now consider themselves "old school" and because they're used to crap,they now tell the newer noobs this shit is steak as they've been lead to believe.

    And that's how your Call of Doody and your Modern Whorefares and your Hack Oops all end up legacy games even though none of the old fans play them. It's also how EA makes their money as no one who buys that crap knows how to vote in those "worst company" contests let alone find out about games that aren't crap.

    Also,eagerly awaiting Blood Dragon cause I always wanted to run amok in a cheesy 80s movie and it was only 15 bucks.

  • TheSchaefTheSchaef Registered User regular
    Literally, the only games I've bought from EA in the last several years were Dead Space 2 and Mass Effect 2, both on Steam, both at a deep discount, and I have refused on principle to buy Mass Effect 3 until I can also acquire it apart from Origin.

    I was off EA's bandwagon long ago - though in fairness, it's not like I'm so so eager to play more iterations of the Sims or Madden or even Dragon Age. I didn't even bother with Rock Band because a). I don't have three other friends and b). I have Guitar Hero 1-3 so I already have all the best play-along material.

  • Zachary AmaranthZachary Amaranth Registered User regular
    Voting with your wallet only works if you offer context. Now, consider that EA is posting losses as they get these "Golden poo" awards.

    Maybe people ARE voting with their wallets?

    Just a thought.

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Like Zygna will be around when Draw Something the TV show comes to the US

  • rembrandtqeinsteinrembrandtqeinstein Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    One of the best checkpoints evar. The burn in the opening sequence made me laugh out loud.

    Also I think the last EA published game I bought was Freedom Force so they got no money from me (I did borrow ME2 from a friend but I don't think that counts).

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  • ironzergironzerg Registered User regular
    If EA released a game called "I'm a Celebrity: Please Remove this Lizard from My Genitals" I'd probably buy it. But NO day 1 DLC. Until a week after...because the opportunity to buy additional celebrity genitals and/or lizards is $texas just waiting to happen.

    Of course, knowing EA, it would ship with most of the celebrity's missing their genitals and not enough lizards to properly latch onto to their genitals, thus requiring the player to purchase additional content packs if they want to properly experiencing attaching lizards to celebrity genitals.

    Whether or not "IAC: PRTLFMG" would require "always on" tech is also debatable.

  • dead.juicedead.juice Registered User regular
    That picture of Batman's head on Lara Croft's body gave me the most confusing boner ever.

  • SiddownSiddown Registered User regular
    FWIW, didn't Rock Steady start work on the Arkham game when it had the same plot? I believe this has been in the works for a long time.

  • wormspeakerwormspeaker Objectively Terrible Registered User regular
    @Hallainzil Yeah, I loved that too. Of course it was hard to hear her snicker while I was busting my gut though.

  • wormspeakerwormspeaker Objectively Terrible Registered User regular
    @dead.juice I don't know why your boner was confused... Mine is standing tall and proud.
    (http://www.shortpacked.com/2012/comic/book-14/08-reader-mail-week-three/sexybatmanddr/)

  • Ori KleinOri Klein Registered User regular
    I've been shunning EA titles since Y2K (if not earlier?). My ban is going strong, and I don't feel like stopping any day.
    So here's one guy not paying with his dollars.

  • TindiTindi Registered User new member
    Thumbs up to Naughty Dog for making that special request for female gamers. At least they're proving that THEY'RE aware we exist, even if their PR company isn't.

    Also, I giggled far harder than I should have at BatCroft. Thumbs up for that image, which will likely haunt my nightmares later. :P

  • Echo2OmegaEcho2Omega Registered User regular
    EA.
    I voted NO with my wallet.

    PS. The E [pile of poo resembling an A] logo is hilarious.

  • Panda LikerPanda Liker Registered User regular
    @Merlynn: Wait if these 'old school' gamers are okay with EA, how did EA receive the worst company in america from the consumerist again? Twice in a row, at that?
    You can't have it both ways. Either a majority of the gaminig internet base is mad at EA, or a majority of the gaming internet base is ignorant.

  • king0zymandiasking0zymandias Registered User regular
    edited June 2013
    None

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  • motar22001motar22001 Registered User regular
    @Panda Liker:

    Perhaps most of the gaming internet base didn't vote in the consumerist poll?

  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    @Merlynn: Wait if these 'old school' gamers are okay with EA, how did EA receive the worst company in america from the consumerist again? Twice in a row, at that?
    You can't have it both ways. Either a majority of the gaminig internet base is mad at EA, or a majority of the gaming internet base is ignorant.
    Can't it be both? :p

    Okay, seriously: we are, of course, dealing with self-selected minorities. I doubt you could get an actual majority of the gaming internet base (if you could somehow poll them all) to agree to anything more than, oh, "I like getting games for free."

  • VeritasVRVeritasVR Registered User regular
    For the second time, clean your camera lenses guys.

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    Let 'em eat fucking pineapples!
  • FileClerkFileClerk Registered User regular
    Of course EA won partly because people who get screwed by Bank of America are homeless and unable to participate in snarky online polls. But that's only partially relevant; they still beat out every other game developer, including the guys who shut down City of Heroes, the guys who used a Real Money Auction House and always online nonsense to ruin Diablo III, and the guys who wrote the end of Mass Effe... oh wait. Sorry. The point is that even within their tiny insignificant ecosystem, they're the most hated. Is that really any less of a message from consumers? Also, I suspect that if EA could crash the world economy for short-term profits, they totally would. A raging murderous psychopath is a worse person than any politician, even though he's locked in a padded cell and can't actually kill anyone by sending them to war.

    FC
  • likalarukulikalaruku Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    At first I utterly disagreed with the Consumerist on EA being anywhere near as bad as BofA & Sallie Mae. But all the recent news in the past 3 days about the layoffs in Montreal & the complete cancelation of ALL of Playfish's games reminded me that they go through employees like toilet paper on taco night. They acquire companies, make the employees move across state, ruin the franchises, & fire everyone. Still not THE worst company, but they do damage.

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  • likalarukulikalaruku Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    @FileClerk: City of Heroes was shut down by NCSoft, whom didn't qualify for Worst American Company because they're Korean.

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  • ClanCrusherClanCrusher Registered User regular
    I'm honestly a bit tired of people claiming that I'm not allowed to 'hate' EA because I buy their products. If they produce a good game, and I mean an actual good game, then I will support that game. When they release a disaster like Sim City, I stay the hell away.

    Of course, if they release a product I want, I either buy it used or wait for two weeks so it's bought outside of the important sales period.

  • Boring7Boring7 Registered User regular
    It's pretty universal, as long as you reward bad behavior, or allow it to be its own reward, the bad behavior will continue. EA and Bank of America both suck because they continue to turn a profit despite their terrible practices.

  • tastydonutstastydonuts Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    @Merlynn: Wait if these 'old school' gamers are okay with EA, how did EA receive the worst company in america from the consumerist again? Twice in a row, at that?
    You can't have it both ways. Either a majority of the gaminig internet base is mad at EA, or a majority of the gaming internet base is ignorant.

    The skew on the poll results suggests more people that disliked EA spent time getting people to vote, or spoofed votes, to get that result than it being any kind of qualitative statement that EA is the "Worst Company in America". Or at least I'd like to think so.

    Because if not, seriously... for two years in a row they voted that a company which produces luxury goods and subjectively mismanages said goods was somehow worse than companies that are seeking monopolies... on beer(!), aren't keen on protecting your privacy, are AT&T, or the laundry list of questionable things that Bank of America's has done to people? Things like microtransactions or the inconvenience of buying a game and not being able to play it right away are worse than the borderline criminal stuff that Bank of America did? But they're not the worst in America? It's kind of hard to take any poll with results that suggest that level of detachment from reality seriously.

    I'm honestly a bit tired of people claiming that I'm not allowed to 'hate' EA because I buy their products. If they produce a good game, and I mean an actual good game, then I will support that game. When they release a disaster like Sim City, I stay the hell away.

    Of course, if they release a product I want, I either buy it used or wait for two weeks so it's bought outside of the important sales period.

    Claiming that you hate a company then buying their products because they're good is rather self-defeating, unless you hate EA ironically.

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  • DarkewolfeDarkewolfe Registered User regular
    When did checkpoint get moved to youtube? This stinks, because for god knows what reason youtube is terrible for me, despite getting a great connection for streaming from literally anywhere else.

    What is this I don't even.
  • sloporionsloporion Registered User regular
    @tastydonuts

    The "bad" ending of ME3 (I personally enjoyed it, but w/e), the micro-transactions (including the day 1 DLC), and the releasing of a broken product (as well as refusal to give refunds on said product when it doesn't work correctly) aren't the only reasons they are such a terrible company.

    The multitude of unemployed workers from companies that were purchased and then broken apart, the numerous stories of terrible working conditions, the way they treat/react to their customers and critics are a few examples of why they are a terrible company.

    Now, that being said, are they worse than other companies, probably not. But, when you look at companies like BP (with all the oil problems), Bank of America (with ALL of their problems), and Carnival Cruises (seriously figure out how boats work) you see companies that treat their customers with respect (at least to their faces).

    You look at EA and they seem to not be even trying to appease anyone but their shareholders. Oh, you bought a game from us that doesn't work. Well, our Origin service will provide you with a free game. Of course, that means you'll be using a service that makes money for us off of selling your purchase and search information. Not to mention, you having an Origin account (that we force you to make) will count towards skewing our numbers in comparing our service with Steam, which again makes the stock holders happy.

    So yeah, the other companies might BE worse, but they sure as hell are trying to NOT rub that knowledge into their customers' faces.

  • sloporionsloporion Registered User regular
    Also, if you could separate the video game part from the rest of it, Microsoft would probably be in the running for their most recent months of Durango/720/NextBox crap

  • vicarious fanvicarious fan Registered User regular
    sloporion wrote: »
    @tastydonuts

    The "bad" ending of ME3 (I personally enjoyed it, but w/e), the micro-transactions (including the day 1 DLC), and the releasing of a broken product (as well as refusal to give refunds on said product when it doesn't work correctly) aren't the only reasons they are such a terrible company.

    The multitude of unemployed workers from companies that were purchased and then broken apart, the numerous stories of terrible working conditions, the way they treat/react to their customers and critics are a few examples of why they are a terrible company.

    Now, that being said, are they worse than other companies, probably not. But, when you look at companies like BP (with all the oil problems), Bank of America (with ALL of their problems), and Carnival Cruises (seriously figure out how boats work) you see companies that treat their customers with respect (at least to their faces).

    You look at EA and they seem to not be even trying to appease anyone but their shareholders. Oh, you bought a game from us that doesn't work. Well, our Origin service will provide you with a free game. Of course, that means you'll be using a service that makes money for us off of selling your purchase and search information. Not to mention, you having an Origin account (that we force you to make) will count towards skewing our numbers in comparing our service with Steam, which again makes the stock holders happy.

    So yeah, the other companies might BE worse, but they sure as hell are trying to NOT rub that knowledge into their customers' faces.
    wait.... BoA, Sallie Mae, Comcast, and others DON'T rub it in their customers face?

    Also didn't Carnvil Cruises have one of their ships get shut down due to large amounts of cockroaches in the kitchen and food supplies?

    Honestly I don't care if a company pretends to be nice or not. I'm not looking for a friend, I just want to buy a product or service and not get screwed over.

    EA makes video games a form of entertainment. Bank Of America is well a bank that is partially responsible for the housing bubble collapse.

    The worst thing EA did to it's customer is make sub par games. They never forced anyone to buy their products. Sallie Mae and BoA have given out loans to people with promises of a better life, loans that are impossible to repay for some.

    In this day in age a college education IS vital to compete in the economy (yes we could have a long debate on the actual value of a college education but you get the point).

    It is NOT vital to play the latest Simcity.

    Even with the huge screw up that was Simcity the fact that they gave out a free game is pretty nice. Especially when you can get Sim City 4 or a brand new game like Dead Space 3.

    I don't see BoA or Sallie Mae reducing your loan or intrest rate because they screwed up your payment.


    All this award shows it that gamers have way too much free time. Let's be honest if you actually polled every person in the US there is no way EA would even crack the top 20

  • tastydonutstastydonuts Registered User regular
    @sloporion:

    Unfortunately, EA is not the only company that is in the middle of laying off people. They are however a company that sells games and as a result many gamers are aware of what is happening thanks to gaming blogs, etc. Bank of America is still in the process of a planned layoff about 30,000 people (Google "Project New BAC"). While layoffs are bad in any industry, the claim that EA is the worst because of their practices specifically is well, silly. It's the same horrid dance that's been going down in a lot of places.

    You say those things as if I, as a gamer and a person that reads gaming blogs etc, aren't aware of them but I am. The fact of the matter is that I just can't get behind the idea that EA is worse than Bank of America. Especially taking into account the anecdotes about customer experiences there. And the idea that Microsoft could somehow be the worst company in America because of rumours about their next console really highlights the difference in priorities that makes me think the results of that poll are silly.

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  • CrotonhurstCrotonhurst Registered User regular
    What is best in life?
    To hear the lamentation of EA.
    What?! We are the worst? Nah c'mon guys it's totally Bank of America right?
    You're just yanking our chain yeah?
    But we fired John Riccitiello! We good now?

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