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TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu PIGEONRegistered User regular
edited May 2013 in Games and Technology
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  • You can now manage subscriptions inside Steam. Only one game supports it for now, but maybe one day we'll see weekend deals for monthly subscriptions to our favorite MMOs.
  • Check out Enhanced Steam, a cool browser plugin for Chrome and Firefox that enhances Steam. Duh.
  • Waiting is for chumps: Steam now has category for games with early access betas and alphas. Watch games develop!
  • The other shoe drops: regular weekly deals begin on Steam! Are monthly deals next?
  • The War Z returns to Steam with a more...honest approach. It is still shit that should not be bought.
  • Linux joins Steam as several games get Linux-compatible versions.
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Welcome to the Steam thread! This a magical place full of generosity and chilling displays of over-consumerism. Let this post be your guide.

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Steam is a store/program by the Valve Corporation. It is both a storefront as well as a sort of launcher program for games bought from it. The easiest way to describe it is as iTunes for video games, and it's a rather apt comparison as Steam is just as much a juggernaut in its market as iTunes. We're talking THE biggest digital distributor of PC games, with a market share that is actually pretty comparable to Apple's little program.

Why use Steam?
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Steam's real claim to fame is sales, which started about 6-7 years ago and have been increasing in variety and frequency as the years go by. Let's go down the main types of sales.

The Seasonal Sales: These are the two "big ones" that Steam does twice a year, and both run for roughly two weeks. You have the Summer Sale, which typically starts in late June/early July, and then the Winter Sale which starts a few days prior to Christmas and typically ends a few days after New Year's Day. These are chock full of varying sales, which I am now going to list.
  • General Sale: During a seasonal sale, just about EVERYTHING goes on sale by some degree. This is typically around 25% or so, but deeper cuts do happen. The only games that don't go on a general sale are recently released titles and games released by stingy publishers (Activision).
  • Daily Deals: A bit of misnomer now, but these are around 6-10 games that get even deeper discounts than the general sale. We're talking 50% or more in most cases. "Dailies" used to last 24 hours, thus the name, but recently they tend to last 48 hours. There are new dailies every day until the sale ends, and dailies tend to not repeat.
  • Flash Sales: shorter sales of around six titles. SOMETIMES flash sales are deeper discounts than the Daily Deals, but this wasn't the case in the last Seasonal Sale. These tend to last 12 hours and do repeat.
  • Voter Sales: The same as a Flash Sale, only Steam users voted on it. Three games will be up for vote, along with the discount that will be offered for each game should it win. Once the previous Voter Sale is over, the winner of the current vote goes on sale for 12 hours and a new vote begins. Vote options repeat frequently, though not always against the same other two games.

Seasonal Sales are basically a big deal around this thread.
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Holiday Sales: A typically week-long sale around some holiday, typically Thanksgiving and Halloween. There are daily deals, and sometimes the other deals pop up (Thanksgiving sometimes get a general sale).
Publisher Sale: A publisher greases Valve's palm and gets a sale. These are similar to holiday sales, only there is generally a daily deal for one game each day, and the games will be unsurprisingly connected to the publisher.
Midweek Madness: Occurs every week, roughly starting midday Tuesday and ending Thursday afternoon. A game or two will get a decent discount for the duration of the sale.
Weekend Sale: Same as Midweek Madness, only slightly longer and TENDS to attract more AAA titles. Happens every week, starting midday Thursday and ending midday Monday.
Daily Deals: Literally a sale every day! Tends to be a decent discount that, as the name implies, happens every day for exactly one game. Deals goes up middday and lasts for 24 hours. Utter crap is generally up for grabs on daily deals, but sometimes you find some really good stuff here.

Note that, during bigger sales (mostly seasonal sales), the Midweek Madness, Weekend Sale, and Daily Deals are suspended until the bigger sales ends.
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This is a big thread, and thus there are some guidelines to keep things nice and orderly throughout. Refusing to abide by these guidelines could get you in trouble, which includes being kicked out of the thread entirely if you are a real pain.
  • This thread is for Steam-related discussion. Try to look for other, more appropriate threads before discussing games or other topics in here. Let's not drain other threads of precious content!
  • Do not beg for games. This will make you unpopular and probably less likely to get anything.
  • If you did get a gift, then thank the person for their generosity! Use the notification system so they can see your thank you post! ( @NAME OF PERSON )
  • Likewise, if you give a gift, then you should probably mention your PA handle somewhere in the message.
  • Do not whine over who got a gift.
  • The person is spending money to give back to the community, and they have final say in who gets the gift.
  • If you feel something is amiss in the thread, then quietly report the responsible parties. Posting about it will accomplish nothing, and probably just exacerbate things.
  • Giving away games via contest? All entries must be PM'd to you! The thread gets too cluttered otherwise. You can, however, post the winning entries.

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I have too many games! Which do I play?
Steam Roulette randomly picks a game for you to play.

I have too many games! How do I move them to my new hard drive?
Steam Mover makes transporting your massive library much easier.

How can I feel as bad as possible about owning these games?
Steam Calculator tells you how much money your account is worth, you terrible person.

How do I organize my games into categories more easily than the built in way of doing it?
Check out Depressurizer.

How do I make one of those cool Steam Gifts signature giveaway banners?
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Steam has downloaded DirectX twice for every game I own and now I'm out of disk space - what do I do?
Steam Cleaner is a program that gets rid of a lot of the unneeded crap that some games install on your PC.

What's on sale? Like, if I don't want to tediously check Steam.
Check out Steam Game Sales and this sales tracker.

Steam stopped doing stuff. It broke.
Delete or rename ClientRegistry.blob in your Steam directory.

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Why did Steam reject this CD-key?
Only games that also run under Steamworks will have their CD-keys accepted by Steam if bought elsewhere. If a game is not Steamworks, then it will ONLY install on Steam if you buy it via Steam. Most digital distributors will now mention Steam if it is required to run the game, but another list can be found here. Note that you can make shortcuts in Steam that will play non-Steam games through Steam. As far as your friends list is concerned, you will be "In-Game" but it'll just give a generic "Non-Steam game." Also, no community perks like achievements.

Why are some games not available in my region?
Publishers determine what countries get what games. Someone in a suit decided that it wasn't worth the money to make the game available to your region, so it isn't available on Steam. This also applies to cases of games having edited/censored versions showing up on Steam in certain countries. The good news is that you can generally get around this by having someone from another region gift or trade you the game.

Look at those neat signatures for Steam! Where do I get one?
Try here.

What is this Steamgifts site? I wish to create a giveaway! I cannot enter a giveaway!
Steamgifts is a neat site that lets people create giveaways for games on Steam. If you cannot enter a giveaway, then you either lack points or aren't in a group required by the giveaway. Points are accumulated over time, so just wait a bit if you lack points. The group thing is generally done by communities to prevent mooches from getting games. If you are new to the forums, then spent a few months in the thread proving that you are serious about being a member of this community. Eventually, you will invited to the group that is required to enter our giveaways.

Steam is downloading slowly. What gives?
When a big title (or Team Fortress 2 content patch) comes out, you may notice really shitty download rates. This means you are likely on one of the default servers for downloads, which is being assailed by millions of people. Head to Steam -> Settings -> Downloads + Cloud and change your download region until things improve. Since other regions are typically less populated, you will probably get somewhat better results even if the new server is in another country. There are other ways to force Steam to switch which server you are downloading from, but these are just video games and maybe you should learn a little bit about patience.

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started a trend in various fan creations dedicated to a portly man and his magic, money-munching machine.
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Nodody expects the PA Inquisition!

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  • vegeta_666vegeta_666 CanadaRegistered User regular
    Aptly named thread.

    Steam?

    Steam!

    Also: If anyone's interested in changing the Steam interface: http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1161035

    Good list of them. The first is pretty slick.

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  • StollsStolls Brave Corporate Logo Chicago, ILRegistered User regular
    edited April 2013
    Mm, new thread smell!

    Also: just learned that Dark Messiah A) apparently has pretty good melee combat, and B) was made by Arkane, who thoroughly won me over with Dishonored. Obviously the games are gonna be worlds apart, but at ten bucks I'm feeling lucky. Any opinions one way or the other?

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  • Big ClassyBig Classy Registered User regular
    WOOOOHOOOO NEW THREAD! YEAH!

  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Dark Messiah is the best "Kicking guys into spikes" simulator on the market.

  • vegeta_666vegeta_666 CanadaRegistered User regular
    Dark Messiah is super rad. The combat is awesome, and I wish it had been expanded upon/used more.

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  • StollsStolls Brave Corporate Logo Chicago, ILRegistered User regular
    Maddoc wrote: »
    Dark Messiah is the best "Kicking guys into spikes" simulator on the market.

    I could not have imagined a better response. Sold!

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  • TeeManTeeMan BrainSpoon Registered User regular
    Isn't that the game where you can turn the top of a stairway into ice then put on Yakety Sax?

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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu PIGEON Registered User regular
    New thread? New comic edit!

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  • Stabbity StyleStabbity Style He/Him | Warning: Mothership Reporting Kennewick, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2013
    Hm, Antichamber on sale. I might have to pick that up. I've heard it's delightfully mind-twisting.

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  • oakkeoakke Registered User regular
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  • Renegade WolfRenegade Wolf Registered User regular
    Maddoc wrote: »
    Dark Messiah is the best "Kicking guys into spikes" simulator on the market.

    I find it hard to believe it could top Bulletstorm when it comes to kicking dudes into spikes

  • StollsStolls Brave Corporate Logo Chicago, ILRegistered User regular
    Oh hell, speaking of Dishonored, the Knife of Dunwall DLC just went up.

    Goddamn Steam give a guy a minute or two here.

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  • Big ClassyBig Classy Registered User regular
    Maddoc wrote: »
    Dark Messiah is the best "Kicking guys into spikes" simulator on the market.

    I find it hard to believe it could top Bulletstorm when it comes to kicking dudes into spikes

    As fun as Bulletstorm is, it pales in comparison to Dark Messiah imo.

  • AvalonGuardAvalonGuard Registered User regular
    Hm, Antimatter on sale. I might have to pick that up. I've heard it's delightfully mind-twisting.

    Antichamber is an incredible puzzle experience and comes so highly recommended. Dark room and headphones for bonus wtf.

  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    Stolls wrote: »
    Maddoc wrote: »
    Dark Messiah is the best "Kicking guys into spikes" simulator on the market.

    I could not have imagined a better response. Sold!

    On this note, play a melee-focused character. It involves the most kicking/fun.

  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    Can you slide on your knees in Dark Messiah?

    Bulletstorm>Dark Messiah.

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  • FremFrem Registered User regular
    So, Starseed Pilgrim is now on Steam. It's apparently some sort of exploration of game mechanics where information about what the mechanics themselves are constitutes spoilers. I am intrigued.

  • SteevLSteevL What can I do for you? Registered User regular
    I can't help but think "steam steam lol" every time a new Steam thread is created. And then I think of this old meme image:

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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    SteevL wrote: »
    I can't help but think "steam steam lol" every time a new Steam thread is created. And then I think of this old meme image:

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    http://steamsteamlol.ytmnd.com/

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  • StollsStolls Brave Corporate Logo Chicago, ILRegistered User regular
    SteevL wrote: »
    I can't help but think "steam steam lol" every time a new Steam thread is created. And then I think of this old meme image:

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    http://steamsteamlol.ytmnd.com/

    Holy crap it's YTMND.

    Is this the 50s or 1999?

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  • TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    Oh man. I just realized this will be my tenth year steaming.

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  • Stabbity StyleStabbity Style He/Him | Warning: Mothership Reporting Kennewick, WARegistered User regular
    Taranis wrote: »
    Oh man. I just realized this will be my tenth year steaming.

    Jeez, it's gonna be 9th for me. And that was a preorder for the HL2 Silver package.

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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    Oooh, pricing history!

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  • StollsStolls Brave Corporate Logo Chicago, ILRegistered User regular
    edited April 2013
    Taranis wrote: »
    Oh man. I just realized this will be my tenth year steaming.

    Jeez, it's gonna be 9th for me. And that was a preorder for the HL2 Silver package.

    Eight years as of November. Hah, still remember getting HL2 for my birthday and not even knowing if my computer could run it. Not that Source was a demanding engine, but I didn't quite have the disposable income to get a decent gaming rig.

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  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    Played Antimatter for awhile

    Not even honestly sure if I'm enjoying it

    EDIT: Er, Antichamber

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  • Big ClassyBig Classy Registered User regular
    Maddoc wrote: »
    Played Antimatter for awhile

    Not even honestly sure if I'm enjoying it

    I'm agreeing with this but only because its confusing and I think its supposed taste like that.

  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Like, each individual puzzle is pretty neat.

    But it feels really aimless, and not really as mind bending as I was expecting I guess?

    I dunno, I have most of the board of signs discovered on my first run through which isn't finished yet, I assume the timer is the time limit to finish the game. The "mechanics" of the game took a few minutes to sink in, but after that it's fairly easy to suss out what each puzzle is trying to get you to do.

  • TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    Stolls wrote: »
    Taranis wrote: »
    Oh man. I just realized this will be my tenth year steaming.

    Jeez, it's gonna be 9th for me. And that was a preorder for the HL2 Silver package.

    Eight years as of November. Hah, still remember getting HL2 for my birthday and not even knowing if my computer could run it. Not that Source was a demanding engine, but I didn't quite have the disposable income to get a decent gaming rig.

    I signed up when one of the Day of Defeat patches removed the old server browser and replaced it with Steam.

    There's a game that I really wish would get a proper sequel.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Maddoc wrote: »
    Played Antimatter for awhile

    Not even honestly sure if I'm enjoying it

    clearly you are so deep into the game that you've forgotten the name.

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  • Banzai5150Banzai5150 Registered User regular
    vegeta_666 wrote: »
    Aptly named thread.

    Steam?

    Steam!

    Also: If anyone's interested in changing the Steam interface: http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1161035

    Good list of them. The first is pretty slick.

    I am happy with PixelVision, it's been my goto skin for Steam for a while now.

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  • AsheAshe Registered User regular
    @Big Classy strikes! Thanks muchly for Driver:SF. Hurtling around the streets of San Francisco will be a nice change of pace from my current quiet gardening-on-Mars scenario.

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  • Banzai5150Banzai5150 Registered User regular
    Sooooo... I'm trying to come up with a budget for peripherals and looking for some input. Mostly for Farming Sim and when I finally breakdown and get ETS2.

    Looking for a good wheel, don't mind if it comes with a shifter/pedals or not. Would prefer it to be mountable on my desk/table as the one I was looking at you just hold and I think I may get fatigued after a while of playing?

    Lastly, TrackIR? I see a package for 5.0 with hat clip thing for $169... do I need that much of TrackIR to be able to look around by moving my head? Basically asking if getting the latest and greatest with the clip is overkill.

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  • TeeManTeeMan BrainSpoon Registered User regular
    I haven't tried other TrackIR variants but I can confirm the coolness of 5.0. Changing lanes is much smoother as you're able to look at your mirrors instead of panning the camera over... It's hard to describe I guess, but I really dig it. I'd imagine it'd be pretty good for Farm simming too, hitching trailers and such in first-person view.

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  • TreadLifeTreadLife CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    New thread smell, already we has it.

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  • rikdalyrikdaly Registered User regular
    Ashe wrote: »
    @Big Classy strikes! Thanks muchly for Driver:SF. Hurtling around the streets of San Francisco will be a nice change of pace from my current quiet gardening-on-Mars scenario.

    This reminds me, I never did play any Driver: SF multiplayer, would anyone be up for it this weekend?

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  • Banzai5150Banzai5150 Registered User regular
    TeeMan wrote: »
    I haven't tried other TrackIR variants but I can confirm the coolness of 5.0. Changing lanes is much smoother as you're able to look at your mirrors instead of panning the camera over... It's hard to describe I guess, but I really dig it. I'd imagine it'd be pretty good for Farm simming too, hitching trailers and such in first-person view.

    does the little thing sitting on your monitor work by itself or do I need to get the clip on thing to? Or is that just for added stability/magic?

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  • TeeManTeeMan BrainSpoon Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    Banzai5150 wrote: »
    TeeMan wrote: »
    I haven't tried other TrackIR variants but I can confirm the coolness of 5.0. Changing lanes is much smoother as you're able to look at your mirrors instead of panning the camera over... It's hard to describe I guess, but I really dig it. I'd imagine it'd be pretty good for Farm simming too, hitching trailers and such in first-person view.

    does the little thing sitting on your monitor work by itself or do I need to get the clip on thing to? Or is that just for added stability/magic?

    The thing that sits on top of your monitor has a 3-legged prong to attach itself, nothing else is required. It doesn't have to be dead center as the sensor itself swivels, and you'll need to calibrate it anyway.

    It'll come with a sensor that attaches to the brim of a hat or one that attaches to a head-set. Both work in a similar way. Whack one of them on, boot up the program, put your head in a comfortable neutral zone and hit F12 (I think) to make that the new centre. Have it running in the background while you play the game and you're done. It's surprisingly simple to set up.

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  • Big ClassyBig Classy Registered User regular
    Driver San Francisco multiplayer? I'LL SIGN UP IN BLOOD!

  • harvestharvest By birthright, a stupendous badass.Registered User regular
    Anyone pick up La-Mulana for Steam? It's been out for PC since last year but I bought it again anyway for some reason :)

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  • Albino BunnyAlbino Bunny Jackie Registered User regular
    Just went through the basic tutorials of AI War.

    This is gonna be fun, I'm gonna have not a clue what I'm doing but I feel like it's going to be fun.

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