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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Let's get some facts straight: that vacuum was MINE and left me for Tynic.

    That cheating piece of SHIT.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Sorry @tynic, I didn't realize that you're racist and ageist.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    as for me, i've been dating a wonderful gal named kate for almost 11 months (:-O) and i'm pretty happy! she's a pastry cook and she makes really great things and it is amazing

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_x_4UElTDI

    at a cinco de mayo party where i drunkenly hit on her

    that's how it works folks

    that is how you get the ladies

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    Sorry @tynic, I didn't realize that you're racist and ageist.

    I'm pretty terrible, it's true.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    crwth wrote: »
    as for me, i've been dating a wonderful gal named kate for almost 11 months (:-O) and i'm pretty happy! she's a pastry cook and she makes really great things and it is amazing

    how about y'all

    Kate is adorable and I had no idea it was almost a year for you guys! Yay Tito!

    :oops: thanks heather! you and dan make a swell couple as well (though it's mostly you ;) )

    crwth on
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  • StareosarusStareosarus Mrs. Lady Smart Hero FloridaRegistered User regular
    We all know Dan is only good for being not too bad.

    And also for putting up with my shit. Almost 5 years together now!

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  • DecomposeyDecomposey Registered User regular
    I once told my husband, as I looked at the arrangement of my decorative sword collection on the wall, that we really needed a spear along the bottom to balance the whole design out. His response was, "...and a crossbow." It was a moment the just helped drive home the fact that I made the correct choice in my mate.

    We met in a Star Wars MMO and have been together for almost 7 years now.

    Before following any advice, opinions, or thoughts I may have expressed in the above post, be warned: I found Keven Costners "Waterworld" to be a very entertaining film.
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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    as for me, i've been dating a wonderful gal named kate for almost 11 months (:-O) and i'm pretty happy! she's a pastry cook and she makes really great things and it is amazing

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_x_4UElTDI

    at a cinco de mayo party where i drunkenly hit on her

    that's how it works folks

    that is how you get the ladies

    so you're saying i should drink more

    well if it gets results

    SwillSlacker71
  • SnowbearSnowbear Registered User regular
    I've known my girlfriend since high school, but we only started dating 10 months ago. Its been a semi-long distance thing since she went away for college but she graduates in a month and I cannot wait.

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  • YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    Enc wrote: »
    With the love of my life for almost ten years now, three of which in marriage. Still don't know why she puts up with my terrible puns but I'm infinitely happy she does (doubly so when she smiles at them).

    Are you me? My wife puts up with the same thing.

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  • TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    I'm so lonely

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  • EncEnc A Fool with Compassion Pronouns: He, Him, HisRegistered User regular
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    Let's get some facts straight: that vacuum was MINE and left me for Tynic.

    That cheating piece of SHIT.

    I know a high-class lady for you to move on with, Rorus.
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    She's got expensive taste but wait till you see how she moves.

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    We all know Dan is only good for being not too bad.

    And also for putting up with my shit. Almost 5 years together now!

    You keep him in line very well!

    StareosarusAntimatter
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    listen up

    you can't own a vacuum

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    hello yes this is a pic of me and my girl

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    I have been banging

    That is all I can really ask for

    Not having the label does wonders for much brain problems

    The sex is absurdly kinky, which rules

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I am punching way above my weight

    I live with a wonderful girl who can animate and build furniture and speak Japanese

    who plays roller derby and watches cartoons and bakes bread

    We met on OkCupid and went on our first date the day after I arrived in Vancouver. That date lasted about 30 hours.

    I am so, so lucky to have her and I'm almost positive I never would have survived moving to Canada if it weren't for her.

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  • EncEnc A Fool with Compassion Pronouns: He, Him, HisRegistered User regular
    Yukira wrote: »
    Enc wrote: »
    With the love of my life for almost ten years now, three of which in marriage. Still don't know why she puts up with my terrible puns but I'm infinitely happy she does (doubly so when she smiles at them).

    Are you me? My wife puts up with the same thing.

    Doppleganger! I shall slay thee before you can absorb my soul!

  • Old Red InkOld Red Ink Registered User regular
    Yukira wrote: »
    Enc wrote: »
    With the love of my life for almost ten years now, three of which in marriage. Still don't know why she puts up with my terrible puns but I'm infinitely happy she does (doubly so when she smiles at them).

    Are you me? My wife puts up with the same thing.

    You're married to each other.

    There is no wife.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    I didn't know you have moved to Canada, #pipe!

  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    Rolo you are going to start a thing

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Swill wrote: »
    I have been banging

    That is all I can really ask for

    Not having the label does wonders for much brain problems

    The sex is absurdly kinky, which rules

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    I'm cripplingly lonely and a failure at relationships hello ladies holler at me

    PiptheFair on
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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    Also for whatever reason I've been noticeably more popular on okcupid

    Don't know why!

    crwth
  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    I am over the moon for an incredibly striking Irish woman whose love and support has legitimately kicked my life back into gear after having been stalled out for so long

    It's been just over eighteen months and there's a chance she'll be living state side by year's end

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  • YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    I met my wife at the lunch table in high school and we started dating that following summer.

    I got her hooked on EverQuest and she's been playing MMOs and other games with me since.

    @Sier is a pretty awesome and patient lady.

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Rolo wrote: »
    hello yes this is a pic of me and my girl

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    Suddenly Rolo and Pikapuff become one in the same to me.

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Supergirl, tell me more about this garden of death

    Or as I like to call it

    My pubes.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
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    anyway it's been a year and 8 months since we met (living together since last august) and I love her more than anything




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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    i am still totally stoked that i i happened to know both of you, #pipe
    that was weird
    such strange, strange coincidences


    also @bombardier will have been together for 5 years in May
    our first date was him moving into my apartment

    worked out pretty good

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    i get really uncomfortable on okc because every time someone looks at my profile and doesn't respond to my message i feel the cold hand of judgment

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    my gf used to do roller derby but she had to quit cause it was messing up her knees and she was afraid she'd injure her hands

    which is a bummer cause i know she really wants to play but she can't handle the toll it takes on her

    i would have liked to see her play

    crwth on
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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Enc wrote: »
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    Let's get some facts straight: that vacuum was MINE and left me for Tynic.

    That cheating piece of SHIT.

    I know a high-class lady for you to move on with, Rorus.
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    She's got expensive taste but wait till you see how she moves.

    I think that's the same vacuum we have and it is amazing and I love it and if Godmode ever leaves me I'm going to steal it from him.

  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I'm cripplingly lonely and a failure at relationships hello ladies holler at me
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  • monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    I am so lonely.
    So very very lonely.
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Rolo wrote: »
    I didn't know you have moved to Canada, #pipe!

    It'll be a year by PAX time!

  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    my seduction technique is like, only slightly more sophisticated than a cave man

    hit dance floor, do ass bump. await reply

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    I am punching way above my weight

    Yeah this is me and i couldn't be happier

  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    Swill wrote: »
    I have been banging

    That is all I can really ask for

    Not having the label does wonders for much brain problems

    The sex is absurdly kinky, which rules

    candid photo of brandon on the streets of portland

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    Woah, spooky accurate

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