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/!\ MY GIRLFRIEND /!\ (or boyfriend)

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    YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    @DrZiplock, that is awesome.

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    I would eventually like the kind of relationship my parents have. They've been married for 30 years and still enjoy each other's company! They've lived and traveled all over the world. I haven't yet dated anyone I would want to do that with. I don't know if I ever will find that and it's mildly depressing at times! But I've got cats I guess! And one day maybe a dog!

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    I would eventually like the kind of relationship my parents have. They've been married for 30 years and still enjoy each other's company! They've lived and traveled all over the world. I haven't yet dated anyone I would want to do that with. I don't know if I ever will find that and it's mildly depressing at times! But I've got cats I guess! And one day maybe a dog!

    cut to: an episode of animal hoarders

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    My dad has made that joke about me

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    There's a girl named Rochelle who will pretend to be your girlfriend for money. No sex, or anything. Just for special occasions and stuff.

    Her business card reads

    Ro, Sham Beau.

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote: »
    I am over the moon for an incredibly striking Irish woman whose love and support has legitimately kicked my life back into gear after having been stalled out for so long

    It's been just over eighteen months and there's a chance she'll be living state side by year's end

    You dirtbag, didn't even credit me!

    Look, if YOU wanna be one of those name dropping couples that's fine

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    My dad has made that joke about me

    i make that joke about me a lot

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    In August my guy and I will have to go long-distance for his uni final year, we'll only be able to see each other maybe once a month and that makes me very sad but I'm very glad we had lots of time together first.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    There's a girl named Rochelle who will pretend to be your girlfriend for money. No sex, or anything. Just for special occasions and stuff.

    Her business card reads

    Ro, Sham Beau.

    that was a long walk

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    Annie and I have been dating for 4 years in June! That's a cool thing. I think I would be a very different person and in a very different place without him.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    awww @DrZiplock awww

    awwwww

    awww

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    Bé ChuilleBé Chuille Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote: »
    Hullis wrote: »
    I am over the moon for an incredibly striking Irish woman whose love and support has legitimately kicked my life back into gear after having been stalled out for so long

    It's been just over eighteen months and there's a chance she'll be living state side by year's end

    You dirtbag, didn't even credit me!

    Look, if YOU wanna be one of those name dropping couples that's fine

    Name dropping? Nope. Photo dropping? Totally.
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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    @drziplock you two are gorgeous together jeez

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    God dammit

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    The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote: »
    God dammit

    oh man owned

    Steam PSN: YerFriendMolly
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    NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    I've never dated anyone.

    I should do something about that. Gonna spend the next 4 days asking out everybody.

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    The Betman wrote: »
    Hullis wrote: »
    God dammit

    oh man owned

    I've been

    Owned.......

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    i dated someone once

    it was pretty cool

    i've pretty much settled in for the life of an insane recluse at this point, though

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    YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote: »
    God dammit

    You two are adorable.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    hullis you look like Bill Hader

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    wha tis "girlfriend"

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    NeoToma wrote: »
    I've never dated anyone.

    I should do something about that. Gonna spend the next 4 days asking out everybody.

    how

    how is this even

    what

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    SnowbearSnowbear Registered User regular
    The long-distance thing with my gf has kinda sucked, but never too terrible. Shes about 2-3 hours away and would come home every couple weeks or so to see her family, and I've driven down to see her a few times. When she's gone I'd text her every morning and stay in touch for most of the day.
    Funnily enough it wasn't until a couple weeks ago that I had realized it's almost been a year and not once have we skyped, or even considered it. We both felt pretty dumb after that.

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    i'm pretty afraid of asking girls out/engaging with 'em in conversation/whatever

    due to having been cheated on in every single fucking relationship i've ever had

    it undermines a fellows confidence something rotten

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    skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    Been with my @irtehmongoose for 7+ years.
    Getting married in the fall! :bz

    The past few days, he's been taking care of my dumb, sickbutt.

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    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    Tonight I have a date with a girl I've never met before.

    As someone who is horribly bad at this, I am freaking out a ton.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    @drziplock you two are gorgeous together jeez

    ...thanks! Though I assure you I'm the one weighing down the looks side of this particular equation.

    Hey look...white people!
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    YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    rhylith wrote: »
    Tonight I have a date with a girl I've never met before.

    As someone who is horribly bad at this, I am freaking out a ton.

    Good luck!

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    EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    I have only ever had one girlfriend and I am still dating her

    We've been going strong for a little over two years now, which is impressive considering that a lot of it was long-ish distance when she went away to college.

    Now we're both at the same college and it's pretty great!

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    i'm pretty afraid of asking girls out/engaging with 'em in conversation/whatever

    due to having been cheated on in every single fucking relationship i've ever had

    it undermines a fellows confidence something rotten

    yeah

    yeah

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Damn I really need to start taking photos of us.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    crwth

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    NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    NeoToma wrote: »
    I've never dated anyone.

    I should do something about that. Gonna spend the next 4 days asking out everybody.

    how

    how is this even

    what

    I got a cute girls's number two weeks ago, texted her and set up date. She bailed and hour beforehand because she said she 'fainted and got a head wound'? I'd be inclined to not believe her but she also texted me a picture of a bloodly napkin. I tried to scehdule again two days later and no replies.

    Oh well.

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Snowbear wrote: »
    The long-distance thing with my gf has kinda sucked, but never too terrible. Shes about 2-3 hours away and would come home every couple weeks or so to see her family, and I've driven down to see her a few times. When she's gone I'd text her every morning and stay in touch for most of the day.
    Funnily enough it wasn't until a couple weeks ago that I had realized it's almost been a year and not once have we skyped, or even considered it. We both felt pretty dumb after that.

    A couple hours away isn't so bad. It's when you're across the country from each other when it is torture. I mean I get the whole angle where it's not close enough to see each other daily, but at the same time the frequency is way up still.

    I've only had one not-long-distance relationship and that was prior to joining the forum. Closest I've had since then was from where I am now to Tennessee.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    crwth

    what's up buddy

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    YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    I should actually let Sier have pictures of us taken.

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    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    NeoToma wrote: »
    I've never dated anyone.

    I should do something about that. Gonna spend the next 4 days asking out everybody.

    how

    how is this even

    what

    Just do what i did! Get picked on too much in high school destroying your self confidence, and follow that up with a horrifically depressing chain of events in college that makes you reclusive.

    It took a looooong time to get past that.

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    SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    guys I just asked a girl to a banquet and she said yes does that count

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    I would eventually like the kind of relationship my parents have. They've been married for 30 years and still enjoy each other's company! They've lived and traveled all over the world. I haven't yet dated anyone I would want to do that with. I don't know if I ever will find that and it's mildly depressing at times! But I've got cats I guess! And one day maybe a dog!

    agreeing with all this cept the animals

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    crwth

    what's up buddy
    be my internet girlfriend please

    dont make me stoop to asking out faq

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