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/!\ MY GIRLFRIEND /!\ (or boyfriend)

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    Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    i'm pretty afraid of asking girls out/engaging with 'em in conversation/whatever

    due to having been cheated on in every single fucking relationship i've ever had

    it undermines a fellows confidence something rotten

    man,

    that seriously sucks

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    Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    I really need to start dating. So lonely

    I think the girl I have been hanging out with lately might be interested in me? God knows I cant tell

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    are there actually any irish posters here who don't have red hair?

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    CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    You gotta put in a lot of work to look as unappealing as I do

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    I am constantly baffled that I'm still with this awesome lady

    I did my very best to sabotage the hell out of the early parts of our relationship because I'm a moron, and she not only forgave me but stuck with me as i sorted out my brain and redoubled my commitment to the two of us

    just incredible

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    crwth

    what's up buddy
    be my internet girlfriend please

    dont make me stoop to asking out faq

    you should be so fucking lucky bub

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    i got a pretty decent new haircut and my girlfriend likes it and i like it the end?

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    i just got a really nice haircut too

    shame about the face though

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    @drziplock you two are gorgeous together jeez

    ...thanks! Though I assure you I'm the one weighing down the looks side of this particular equation.

    Hey look...white people!
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    she grips a firm rudder

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    I was dating someone, but she got real homesick and moved in with her mother outta state.

    It was super serious, but I can resume being a hermit. The neighborhood children have already begun crafted fables about the fat shut-in that yells at his computer.

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    SnerkySnerky call me trick the c is silentRegistered User regular
    I hope to one day find a lady who'd like to m-maybe hold hands or somethin' I dunno

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    That's a tiller, but I appreciate what you were trying to do.

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    Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    Since the last dating thread I've gotten a lot better about figuring out other peoples emotions, so hopefully ill soon be able to get over the hump of "I have no fucking idea if she likes me or not"

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    StareosarusStareosarus Mrs. Lady Smart Hero FloridaRegistered User regular
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    That's a tiller, but I appreciate what you were trying to do.

    Don't, please. It makes things harder at home. You should shame him a little.

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Snerky wrote: »
    I hope to one day find a lady who'd like to m-maybe hold hands or somethin' I dunno

    Aw, this is adorable.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    FAQ wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    crwth

    what's up buddy
    be my internet girlfriend please

    dont make me stoop to asking out faq

    you should be so fucking lucky bub

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa9xsPmpQFE

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    I love my wife.

    We go by the single rule of 'never go to bed angry' and in four years we never have.

    It does mean that, sometimes, we are very, very tired the next day, but we've never gone to sleep without working things out when we do fight. We are both our own people and do a lot of our own things but we never doubt the other person's love and devotion to the marriage.

    Basically I married the perfect woman for me and I am so very happy that things turned out the way she did.

    Still trying to convince her that we need a third cat, though.

    WATCH THIS SPACE.
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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Been going out with a pretty cool guy for a while, our first in person date was july 3rd of last year but we'd been playing games and talking online for weeks before that, met him on OKC

    Good times except he lives just far enough away that it is inconvenient to see get together except on weekends and he doesn't have his own place so he comes down to visit which is great but my little box-room is so small

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    @drziplock you two are gorgeous together jeez

    ...thanks! Though I assure you I'm the one weighing down the looks side of this particular equation.

    Hey look...white people!
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    she grips a firm rudder

    something something hard to port something sheet bend

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    SnerkySnerky call me trick the c is silentRegistered User regular
    (◡‿◡✿)

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    crwth

    what's up buddy
    be my internet girlfriend please

    dont make me stoop to asking out faq
    yeah dude let's do the damn thing

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    simosimo Registered User regular
    i just cling desperately to sports and movies

    i'm on okcupid but that's mostly led to nothing

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    Bé ChuilleBé Chuille Registered User regular
    FAQ wrote: »
    are there actually any irish posters here who don't have red hair?

    My hair isn't really that red? The friend that drew me just decided I was.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    aw yeah let's turn that mother out

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    just a heads-up to date me you need to stop being such a gay nerd is that cool

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    Bé ChuilleBé Chuille Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote: »
    I am constantly baffled that I'm still with this awesome lady

    I did my very best to sabotage the hell out of the early parts of our relationship because I'm a moron, and she not only forgave me but stuck with me as i sorted out my brain and redoubled my commitment to the two of us

    just incredible

    I have the most ridiculous facial expression going on right now. We're a horrible couple.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    please lucifer help me not to get bored in every relationship after a few weeks

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    NikolaiNikolai SSSSSSSSSSS Registered User regular
    i just got a really nice haircut too

    shame about the face though
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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    aw yeah let's turn that mother out

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    simo wrote: »
    i just cling desperately to sports and movies

    i'm on okcupid but that's mostly led to nothing

    I met one girl who was cool but I never heard from her after seeing her once

    and I had one really really astonishingly bad date

    but mostly I encounter ladies on OKC that I'm just not terribly interested in

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    she's okay

    Dan, this is a safe place. Show us on the doll where she punches you.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    just a heads-up to date me you need to stop being such a gay nerd is that cool
    but my anime...

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    FAQ wrote: »
    please lucifer help me not to get bored in every relationship after a few weeks

    D'you have much in common with these ladies?

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    SnowbearSnowbear Registered User regular
    Yeah like I said its normally not so bad. The only time I feel it really disagreeing with me is watching her pack after a too short weekend.
    But shes gonna be back soon, and I'm so excited for it. She's amazing.

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    CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
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    I often worry whether or not I could have ended up like the dude that posted this

    Blaming your failings on everyone but yourself

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    Also it takes a pretty amazing wife to tolerate my sometimes excessive 15-hour workdays and still not complain when, upon coming home, I just want to veg in front of the television for a bit and am not particularly affectionate or sociable.

    She is not a huge gamer and that is actually a big plus for us because I have a tendency to be a bit antisocial. Since I started dating her I have started to be widely described as 'amiable and personable', which, five years ago, would have needed to be preceded by 'not even a little'.

    WATCH THIS SPACE.
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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    That's a tiller, but I appreciate what you were trying to do.

    Don't, please. It makes things harder at home. You should shame him a little.

    Oh. Well...k.

    Hey, Dan? Look, I get what you were trying to do there and here's the thing, if your wife ever actually let you have your pants back (and by proxy, your balls) you'd stand a far better chance of becoming a salted seaman who actually knows his way around a ship. Instead you're stuck just hoping that she'll acknowledge that you have salted seamen but what with her wearing the pants and your tiny hands I figure you'll just have to handle that yourself.


    ...better, Stare?

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    skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Damn I really need to start taking photos of us.

    We're trying to get better at this.
    It's hard!

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
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    I often worry whether or not I could have ended up like the dude that posted this

    Blaming your failings on everyone but yourself

    it's time to Go Galt

    sexually



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