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    Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    Hey hey you you
    I don't like your girlfriend

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    Rolo wrote: »
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    I often worry whether or not I could have ended up like the dude that posted this

    Blaming your failings on everyone but yourself

    it's time to Go Galt

    sexually



    the important thing is to find a free market solution

    like prostitution

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    Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    No way no way
    I think you need a new one

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    Nikolai wrote: »
    i just got a really nice haircut too

    shame about the face though
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    this picture is my boyfriend now

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    StareosarusStareosarus Mrs. Lady Smart Hero FloridaRegistered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    she's okay

    Dan, this is a safe place. Show us on the doll where she punches you.

    He should do less silly things and he'd get fewer punches.

    But really, we have a pretty good relationship! I know it drives him nuts that we don't live near more friends though. Most of our friends live in Orlando, and we gotta plan trips to see them. I know he just really misses being around more people that aren't just me.

    But we do a lot of stuff together and I think we have a pretty ideal relationship. Dan keeps me grounded, which is what I need! I tend to be a bit spacey.

    And Dan tends to be too practical, so I try to get him to be a little less grounded.

    We also eat a lot of takeout while we watch good TV shows.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    My life, my love, and my lady is the sea

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    kate and i don't have a ton in common

    she doesn't play games, she does t watch cartoons, she likes different music than i do

    but she puts up with and heck even likes my weirdness and that's what i love about her

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    Nikolai wrote: »
    i just got a really nice haircut too

    shame about the face though
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    this picture is my boyfriend now

    cho'gall is a beautiful, accepting place where two horde men in love can take a romantic boat cruise through stormwind

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    Brian KrakowBrian Krakow Registered User regular
    Dooooo-dodo-dooooo-dodo-doooo-dodo-doo-doo. :whistle:

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Dammit that's my line, now GG won't believe me when I tell him he's a fine girl but my life, my love and my lady is the sea.

    Anyway I've been on some dates with a guy here but I'm honestly not clear how interested I actually am versus desperate for social interaction. And that's not a fair thing to do to someone. But maybe I'm just getting too negative and I should give it a shot? What's there to lose? Meh I dunno.

    I should have known some classy individual would have beaten me to this.

    Keep on truckin' on, Salient.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    please lucifer help me not to get bored in every relationship after a few weeks

    D'you have much in common with these ladies?

    some do, some don't. but yeah, it's a crapshoot the way I operate and I don't really have any friends that i'm interested in so, just gotta keep on motoring.

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    StareosarusStareosarus Mrs. Lady Smart Hero FloridaRegistered User regular
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    That's a tiller, but I appreciate what you were trying to do.

    Don't, please. It makes things harder at home. You should shame him a little.

    Oh. Well...k.

    Hey, Dan? Look, I get what you were trying to do there and here's the thing, if your wife ever actually let you have your pants back (and by proxy, your balls) you'd stand a far better chance of becoming a salted seaman who actually knows his way around a ship. Instead you're stuck just hoping that she'll acknowledge that you have salted seamen but what with her wearing the pants and your tiny hands I figure you'll just have to handle that yourself.


    ...better, Stare?

    That's incredible and I love you.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Dooooo-dodo-dooooo-dodo-doooo-dodo-doo-doo. :whistle:

    You still waiting on Angela to notice you?

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    Ah man, only girlfriend/boyfriends? Truly I am an abomination, my engagement fitting neither here nor in the marriage thread.

    Miss me? Find me on:

    Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
    Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
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    YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote: »
    I am constantly baffled that I'm still with this awesome lady

    I did my very best to sabotage the hell out of the early parts of our relationship because I'm a moron, and she not only forgave me but stuck with me as i sorted out my brain and redoubled my commitment to the two of us

    just incredible

    I have the most ridiculous facial expression going on right now. We're a horrible couple.

    Speaking of ridiculous facial expressions,

    I intentionally pick on Sier to get her to make faces.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    :<

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    Ah man, only girlfriend/boyfriends? Truly I am an abomination, my engagement fitting neither here nor in the marriage thread.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVke__4OZ-0

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    FAQ wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    please lucifer help me not to get bored in every relationship after a few weeks

    D'you have much in common with these ladies?

    some do, some don't. but yeah, it's a crapshoot the way I operate and I don't really have any friends that i'm interested in so, just gotta keep on motoring.

    Someone'll crop up when you least expect it.

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    The misses convinced me to get Netflix

    So now I'm watching Breaking Bad and that's a pretty cool show

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    hloorf

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Who the fuck would date anyone on these boards

    You got each other's post history laid out in front of you, and nod to yourself

    "Yes, our opinions on fighting games mesh. This will work out nicely."

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    look the thread title can only be so many characters long i can't include every type of relationship in it

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    Brian KrakowBrian Krakow Registered User regular
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Dooooo-dodo-dooooo-dodo-doooo-dodo-doo-doo. :whistle:

    You still waiting on Angela to notice you?
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    SnerkySnerky call me trick the c is silentRegistered User regular
    what would you guys say is the cutoff age when having not yet experienced your first kiss becomes a deeply unsettling quality
    asking for a friend

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Decomposey wrote: »
    I once told my husband, as I looked at the arrangement of my decorative sword collection on the wall, that we really needed a spear along the bottom to balance the whole design out. His response was, "...and a crossbow." It was a moment the just helped drive home the fact that I made the correct choice in my mate.

    We met in a Star Wars MMO and have been together for almost 7 years now.

    This is a pretty incredible post.

    I hope everyone was paying attention when this happened.

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    Who the fuck would date anyone on these boards

    You got each other's post history laid out in front of you, and nod to yourself

    "Yes, our opinions on fighting games mesh. This will work out nicely."

    There's lots of people on the boards I would date!

    Nothing. Matters.
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    Brian KrakowBrian Krakow Registered User regular
    Snerky wrote: »
    what would you guys say is the cutoff age when having not yet experienced your first kiss becomes a deeply unsettling quality
    asking for a friend
    n + 1, where n is my age.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    kate and i don't have a ton in common

    she doesn't play games, she does t watch cartoons, she likes different music than i do

    but she puts up with and heck even likes my weirdness and that's what i love about her

    how does she feel about webcomics

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Decomposey wrote: »
    I once told my husband, as I looked at the arrangement of my decorative sword collection on the wall, that we really needed a spear along the bottom to balance the whole design out. His response was, "...and a crossbow." It was a moment the just helped drive home the fact that I made the correct choice in my mate.

    We met in a Star Wars MMO and have been together for almost 7 years now.

    that crossbow really tied the room together, dude

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    Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    please lucifer help me not to get bored in every relationship after a few weeks

    D'you have much in common with these ladies?

    some do, some don't. but yeah, it's a crapshoot the way I operate and I don't really have any friends that i'm interested in so, just gotta keep on motoring.

    Someone'll crop up when you least expect it.

    this has given me the mental image of faq, motoring through the countryside (of Ireland?? I dunno) in an old-timey convertible when--ZOOM a crop-duster flies low beside him, parallel to his path, flown by who else but a farmer's daughter

    the sun winks off a button on her overalls as they catch each other's eye

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    Who the fuck would date anyone on these boards

    You got each other's post history laid out in front of you, and nod to yourself

    "Yes, our opinions on fighting games mesh. This will work out nicely."

    There's lots of people on the boards I would date!

    ;;)

    FAQ on
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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    My girlfriend is rad and smart and gorgeous and I love her to bits.


    Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Rolo wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    kate and i don't have a ton in common

    she doesn't play games, she does t watch cartoons, she likes different music than i do

    but she puts up with and heck even likes my weirdness and that's what i love about her

    how does she feel about webcomics

    I got my girlfriend into reading Gunnerkrigg Court and she absolutely loves it.

    Archive binged it in two days

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    please lucifer help me not to get bored in every relationship after a few weeks

    D'you have much in common with these ladies?

    some do, some don't. but yeah, it's a crapshoot the way I operate and I don't really have any friends that i'm interested in so, just gotta keep on motoring.

    Someone'll crop up when you least expect it.

    this has given me the mental image of faq, motoring through the countryside (of Ireland?? I dunno) in an old-timey convertible when--ZOOM a crop-duster flies low beside him, parallel to his path, flown by who else but a farmer's daughter

    the sun winks off a button on her overalls as they catch each other's eye

    This is beautiful.

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    Who the fuck would date anyone on these boards

    You got each other's post history laid out in front of you, and nod to yourself

    "Yes, our opinions on fighting games mesh. This will work out nicely."

    There's lots of people on the boards I would date!

    Like me

    right?

    right?

    right?

    you know what i want

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    Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    all that red hair in the wind

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    FAQ wrote: »
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    Who the fuck would date anyone on these boards

    You got each other's post history laid out in front of you, and nod to yourself

    "Yes, our opinions on fighting games mesh. This will work out nicely."

    There's lots of people on the boards I would date!

    ;;)

    Except FAQ.

    Nothing. Matters.
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    HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    Who the fuck would date anyone on these boards

    You got each other's post history laid out in front of you, and nod to yourself

    "Yes, our opinions on fighting games mesh. This will work out nicely."

    There's lots of people on the boards I would date!

    I only date people who still can't check email

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    It never occurred to me to go through the post history of a certain someone.


    Uh-oh.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    Aphostile wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    Who the fuck would date anyone on these boards

    You got each other's post history laid out in front of you, and nod to yourself

    "Yes, our opinions on fighting games mesh. This will work out nicely."

    There's lots of people on the boards I would date!

    ;;)

    Except FAQ.

    =((

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