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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    have you tried

    exposure therapy

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    (if i were a dick i would've spoiler tagged a picture of myself)

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    But I know you didn't mean it mean saru I <3 you

    Well, like I said, that was a shitty way to say it.

    But who knows, it's not like every problem in the world is "get over"-able. And seeking help is probably the healthiest response to an acknowledged problem.

    Do whatever will make you into the person you want to be, Zen.

    And give me a hug, because hugs for everybody!

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    hi rachel

  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    NeoToma wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    What if your paramedic is a vampire and he steals your blood

    and then he's like I DON'T KNOW HOW HE DIED, SUDDEN MASSIVE BLOOD LOSS I GUESS as he licks his lips

    Damnit Dr. Acula! That's the third time this week!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X949ZYPYCg

  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Fishman wrote: »
    One time we had a thread like this and people were showing off significant others and Jen found out about, she got upset when I said I hadn't posted a picture of her in her slamming Bikini body she had that year.

    Ever since I've made sure to have at least one flattering pic on hand whenever these threads roll around.

    Look, all I can see is you talking about this picture, and not posting it.

    That pic is both several years old and lost to the depths of my Flickr account, and I can't be bothered re-upping at the moment.

    But here, have a rare pic of the two of us together from the same holiday.
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    Seriously, there's about one photo with us both in it a year. I take plenty of her, but I just don't care to make effort to appear in photos myself, so we just never seem to appear together.

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Antimatter wrote: »
    have you tried

    exposure therapy
    Zen's therapist gets up.

    "I have to get something. I'll be right back." And with that, he closes the door.

    Behind the door is a trans person.

    Suddenly, another person pops out of the potted plant. Yet another from a storage door. Two more from under the table. In seconds, Zen is beset on all sides.

    One of them speaks.

    "Alright, everyone. You heard the doc.

    Let's give this guy some exposure."

    Another successful session.

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    BucketmanTheySlashThem
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    hi rachel

    hiya ross

  • NikolaiNikolai SSSSSSSSSSS Registered User regular
    I'm an organ donor because I hope that if someone gets my organs I can go liquid snake mode and keep on living. Hopefully the dude that gets my organs has a nice moustache

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    Huntera
  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    sarukun wrote: »
    I dunno, man, I used to have the same response, and now I don't any more.
    I chalk it up to the lovely people on these boards.

    And not wanting to become my father.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    EXXXposure therapy.

  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Hugs for @Moriveth!

    Bucketman
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    I dunno, man, I used to have the same response, and now I don't any more.
    I chalk it up to the lovely people on these boards.

    And not wanting to become my father.

    Yeah, I think the boards did a lot for providing information that answered questions I had (and didn't know I had).

    JayKaos
  • POKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMANPOKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN i can make this march and i will make georgia howlRegistered User regular
    Nikolai wrote: »
    I'm an organ donor because I hope that if someone gets my organs I can go liquid snake mode and keep on living. Hopefully the dude that gets my organs has a nice moustache
    i live on...THROUGH THIS KIDNEY *twists around, points to back*

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  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    I think my boyfriend's parents are going out of town this weekend, but they are notoriously slow and wishy washy so they might not

    They better go though because his house is way better than my little box room and I need to get busy

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    I think my boyfriend's parents are going out of town this weekend, but they are notoriously slow and wishy washy so they might not

    They better go though because his house is way better than my little box room and I need to get busy

    Get busy livin' or get busy livin' all quiet and hushed and goddammit stop breathing so loud somebody's going to hear you

    The BetgirlHacksaw
  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    They better go though because his house is way better than my little box room and I need to get busy
    Kwoaru's boyfriend consoles a weeping Kwoaru.

    "I...I just don't know how I got so behind on my paperwork!"

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    I think I've been pretty good about keeping my love life off of the forums but this is nominally the thread for that so before it closes I am going to very briefly indulge
    It's our anniversary today, we can't spend it together because of circumstances but I just wanted to say

    I love my partner, she is my best friend and my soul mate. Over the years we've grown together, and we've grown as people


    I am fiercely proud of her, what she has overcome and what she has achieved

    she tells me constantly how she could not have made it this far on her own, and I have helped, but all I've done, all I've ever done is simply help her see what she's temporarily lost sight of


    her fundamental goodness and rightness as a person, her strength, her caring, her insight and her drive

    the things she does every day, and the kindness and the grace with which she does them, and the good it inspires in other people

    it makes my heart burst to see and it's a privilege I'm not sure I'll ever feel worthy of


    but it makes me want to try


    and she's helped me so much, more than I can say and I imagine more than I'll ever know



    I didn't think I'd ever be able to share my life with anyone

    I love people, but I am frightened of them as I am of all things


    I'd dated, I'd been in relationships, but I was too quiet, too moody, and had too much difficulty expressing myself


    it was just an idea that I had accepted: I was not built for other people


    and I met her

    and it was not instant


    it was slow, it was rough

    it was god damn infuriating


    it was two very flawed, very human people working their way into each others' lives, fitfully, with many false starts, stumbles and bad turnings

    but there was a truth through it all: we each were in the other's corner, we each understood

    it's been years now and that truth has proven sturdy enough to start building a life on, and wonder of wonders I find myself believing that perhaps the best days are ahead


    I have no idea where I'd be without her

    the vice president of taking your retirement money, staring listlessly out the window of my corner office at unscrupulous inc.

    hiding in a basement full of cats and spiders, none of which are mine, fondling a piece of costume jewelry and making up riddles that I might use to challenge the unwary

    back in bumblefuck georgia, going nowhere and thinking only of the past and missed opportunities


    maybe I'd be fine

    I don't believe it though


    it's been an interesting eight years

    they haven't all been good


    but I wouldn't give any of them back

    and I want to see what's next

    JayKaosPoorochondriacEndMorivethPOKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMANTheodore FlooseveltFishmanSlacker71The BetgirlSheriASimPersonSalTrippyJingTefmightyjongyoHunteraAngelinaMadEddyGatsbyHacksawSkeithpooka
  • Anon the FelonAnon the Felon In bat country.Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    I don't want to sound like a huge dick for agreeing with Saru, since he had to explain himself... And prove that he wasn't the dick.

    I still agree with Saru. In the non-jerk way.

    Zen, those kinds of things are usually rooted in some early life bigotry you were taught by someone. Not in a bad "KKK" kind of way. Just general intolerance. Since you don't have an active hatred for the transgender-ed, it might behoove you to examine these feelings beyond "ew-iky!"

    If you literally can not come up with a rational reason for your feelings (which, it sounds like you can't), maybe you should get over it. Like, take a deep breath, and let it go. Actively work at discouraging the feelings, since you now know they are couched in nothing.

    This isn't a "walk it off" thing, this is a "If you don't know why you hate, don't hate." thing. If that idea/personal exercise seems to be too difficult or unproductive. Yes, counselling.

    Alternatively, just watch lots of transgender porn.

    Anon the Felon on
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Pretty sure shemale isn't cool to say

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    oh the irony

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  • Anon the FelonAnon the Felon In bat country.Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Pretty sure shemale isn't cool to say

    You're totally right. Edited accordingly.

  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2013
    I dunno I feel like Zen is smart enough that it is safe to assume that "get over it" is something he has tried already which is why he thought to ask if therapy might be helpful

    edit slow

    Kwoaru on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Pretty sure shemale isn't cool to say

    You're totally right. Edited accordingly.

    :^:

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    Moriveth
  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2013
    Alternatively, just watch lots of transgender porn.
    Do not fucking do this.

    It's 90% exploitative horror.

    Sterica on
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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I'm pretty sure that was a joke, but yeah. Watching porn of anything to deal with your aversion to something seems like it could go real bad

    Either it makes you more averse or you develop a weird psychosexual hatred/obsession with it.

    Anon the Felon
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    there was literally one good transwoman porn site on the internet, on tumblr, and it disappeared on December 21st 2012

    God Exists And He Is An Asshole

  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    there was literally one good transwoman porn site on the internet, on tumblr, and it disappeared on December 21st 2012

    God Exists And He Is An Asshole

    Perhaps it is your calling, to go forth and better that site!

    Metalbourne
  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2013
    I'm no PORN EXPERT, but I've heard from a variety of sources that trans people in porn are abused and the whole affair is treated like a freak show with all respect for humanity being tossed out in favor of creepy fetishists.

    Sterica on
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  • LarsLars Registered User regular
    The Mayans predicted what now?

  • Anon the FelonAnon the Felon In bat country.Registered User regular
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    Alternatively, just watch lots of transgender porn.
    Do not fucking do this.

    It's 90% exploitative horror.

    I remember reading an article a year or so back, written by a woman who'd gone through the industry.

    It was... Paralyzing. I thought the regular adult sex industry was destructive, for the gay and transgender communities it's in such a sorry state I'm surprised some one hasn't stepped in.

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    can't, liiya

    that site somehow managed to have non-awful images and didn't have slur-filled watermarks on the images

    every other pictoral site has watermarks with slurs

  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    despite not having a relationship ive been getting the best valentines day cards for the past years so fuck all your boyfriends/girlfriends
    bluefriends are the best




    also there is some really good ftm porn

  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    I'm no PORN EXPERT, but I've heard from a variety of sources that trans people in porn are abused and the whole affair is treated like a freak show with all respect for humanity being tossed out in favor of creepy fetishists.
    it seems like creepy fetishists have incredible amounts of money

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    Butler
  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    like, good as in healthy and really positive and just all around the most amazing bestest stuff ever
    its the only time ive ever considered actually paying for pornography

  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    can't, liiya

    that site somehow managed to have non-awful images and didn't have slur-filled watermarks on the images

    every other pictoral site has watermarks with slurs

    That's pretty disgraceful it was the only one out there.

    I hope it is replaced one day by one thats equal to it!

    Antimatter
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    well of course ftm people get treated better in porn

    this isn't too shocking

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    I'm no PORN EXPERT, but I've heard from a variety of sources that trans people in porn are abused and the whole affair is treated like a freak show with all respect for humanity being tossed out in favor of creepy fetishists.
    it seems like creepy fetishists have incredible amounts of money

    Yeah.

  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    I'm no PORN EXPERT, but I've heard from a variety of sources that trans people in porn are abused and the whole affair is treated like a freak show with all respect for humanity being tossed out in favor of creepy fetishists.

    Tried to edit your title to say "I'm no PORN EXPERT" but I could t pull it off. Stupid mobile.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    Yeah it's gone from AHHHHH and not talking to them to just being mentally a bit freaked

    But it's been what like three years since that, even if I don't have any outward prejudice

    Hence the therapy thing

    Likely it's early childhood from a priest or something

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