Oh yeah, and speaking of terrible movies, if you are ever considering watching a french film called 'Huit Femmes', don't. It tries to be a self aware comedy. It isn't.
MalReynoldsThe Hunter S Thompson of incredibly mild medicinesRegistered Userregular
True story: Last night at karaoke, I was singing 'A Bullet with Butterfly Wings' and I always replace the line, "Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage," with, "Despite all my rage I am still just Nicolas Cage," which went over very well and got me two free drinks from appreciative patrons.
"A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."
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For two seasons we wanted to do an episode where Jeff Winger pretended there was a class called ‘Nicolas Cage Appreciation,’ and then the Dean caught them and as punishment to them he was going to make that a real class and force them to watch all the Nicolas Cage movies in one night. The thing about Nicolas Cage movies is… unless you’re a total cynical dick, you have to embrace the fact that Nicolas Cage is a pretty good actor. He’s done a lot of weird, dumb movies, but that was supposed to be the point of the episode — that Nicolas Cage is a metaphor for God, or for society, or for the self, or something. It’s like — what is Nicolas Cage? What is he? Is he an idiot? Or a genius? Can you write him off, or is he inexplicably bound to your soul?
MalReynoldsThe Hunter S Thompson of incredibly mild medicinesRegistered Userregular
Would anyone mind if I wrote a weekly SE+plus article, possibly using the same format?
I know that this is a fast forum, but if there are no objections, I'd very much like to keep making weird, irreverent threads. With pictures.
"A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."
"Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor My new novel: Maledictions: The Offering. Now in Paperback!
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hold the fucking phone
nic cage is
EGG FU
wonder woman coming 2015
In which we learn water is an important medical treatment.
Nic Cage
is
Cage
in
Cage's Cage Rage
Throw in Reb Brown to make it a long awaited sequel to Cage and Cage 2.
it will never happen though
it is just too good an idea
Confined to a small and restricted space deliberately designed to prevent escape or easy access
This is how puns work right
you forgot to
Steam // Secret Satan
"Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor
My new novel: Maledictions: The Offering. Now in Paperback!
well
now you do
I know that this is a fast forum, but if there are no objections, I'd very much like to keep making weird, irreverent threads. With pictures.
"Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor
My new novel: Maledictions: The Offering. Now in Paperback!
I don't know if mods would want a weekly thread, though? I dunno.
I had the same thought about Clint Eastwood directing The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.
He may be Crazy Old Man Who Talks At Empty Chairs now, but there was a point when he really understood Americana.
And not the coffee.
Just update this thread once a week with a new movie/post (and update the title accordingly). When this one fills up, go from there.