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What would happen if Superman got dosed with PCP

glithertglithert Registered User regular
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I see two possible outcomes

1. Superman hulks out and kills/eats everybody at superspeed, the Flash tries to take him down but it doesn't do any good because Superman is trippin' balls on PCP, he's not even going to feel that shit

2. Since taking PCP turns a normal person into Superman, when Superman takes PCP he turns into a normal person

What do you guys think

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
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    Hey Satan!
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
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    Hey Satan!
  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    He'd be able to defeat Goku.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
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    Hey Satan!
  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    He'd be able to defeat Goku.

    so there would be no change?

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Melding wrote: »
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    He'd be able to defeat Goku.
    so there would be no change?
    It'd be faster.

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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
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  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    return of the superman vs. goku thread

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    He'd be able to defeat Goku.

    so there would be no change?

    Those death battle videos are bullshit though.

    Doom Guy would totally beat master chief.

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    glithert wrote: »
    Every Superman/dbz discussion eventually becomes Goku vs Superman, if it goes on long enough
    Ah yes, Godwin's other, lesser known law.

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    durgs don't affect supermam

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    glithert wrote: »
    Every Superman/dbz discussion eventually becomes Goku vs Superman, if it goes on long enough
    Ah yes, Godwin's other, lesser known law.

    Also known as "Godouinusu Law"

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    glithert wrote: »
    In my math class this semester I had to conduct a survey. Everyone had to get up in front of the class and report their findings. I get up there and begin, "I asked 50 people who would win if Superman and Goku got into a fight, and..."

    Everyone just looked at me like I was retarded

    there's probably a reason for that

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Would Wonder Woman's invisible jet be able to take off if it was on Flash's cosmic treadmill?

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    well in Injustice Superman gets dosed with kryptonite-laced fear gas and accidentally murders his pregnant wife

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    PCP. Would have zero effect on Supe's body, what with the cellular invulnerability and all.

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    what if it was kryptonite PCP

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  • CorporateRedCorporateRed Wooooooo! Registered User regular
    Ummm...they would call Batman and he'd fuck PCP Superman's shit up and then hop in his fucking batmobile and drive home to his mansion.

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  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    CorporateRed wrote: »
    Ummm...they would call Batman and he'd fuck PCP Superman's shit up and then hop in his fucking batmobile and drive home to his mansion.

    8->

  • Firematic.Firematic. Registered User regular
    CorporateRed wrote: »
    Ummm...they would call Batman and he'd fuck PCP Superman's shit up and then hop in his fucking batmobile and drive home to his mansion.

    For some reason this reminded me of the Batman:TAS where Batman gets dosed with Scarecrow's gas that removes your ability to feel fear and basically starts doing extreme stunts while flying around Gotham. Superman never gets to do stuff like that.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited April 2013
    Superman vs. F4 Jack Kirby

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    glithert wrote: »
    I can get behind Batman having a plan B for Superman, but it's so situational. If Superman really wanted to take Batman out he could do it in the time it takes Batman to blink.

    I mean, even Frank Miller acknowledged that Superman would basically have to be not really fighting Batman for Batman to win that fight.

    Completely missing the point: Plan B for Batman would be a book I'd buy just on the name alone.

    And I don't know why.

  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    but if superman's on PCP he's probably not thinking clearly enough to realize that his first target has to be Batman, and this would give Batman enough time to equip Wonder Woman with kryptonite gauntlets

    play my twine game about dracula IF YOU DARE
  • Firematic.Firematic. Registered User regular
    I havent followed DC in a few years, but the Batman plans to take out Superman seemed to be less "shit, Superman is outside my house" and more "Superman has gone insane/someone has control over him" type situations where it's more like having the framework for doing it rather than having the ability to do it at a moments notice.

    There was an old comic where Superman just starts wrecking shit, I think he blows off Jimmy Olsen's head by whistling. I can't remember what it was for but it was a pretty fun "Superman flips the fuck out" one-off.

  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited April 2013
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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    He can do anything in the time it takes for anyone to blink, barring The Flash.

    But he routinely gets hit by everything anyway!

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  • Firematic.Firematic. Registered User regular
    Clearly the solution to a drugged Superman is the Atom to swim around with a tiny lasso and laser gun and destroy all the drug molecules. Preferably with Dr. Cox's voice again.

  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    In a fight I'd put my money on Superman vs just about anyone.

    In a race though Flash has it, easily.

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    superman doesn't like dodging, it's something you figure out very quickly.

    He'd rather wow you with his ability to take every hit.

  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    At this point, I don't even know if that's a joke.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Metalbourne wrote: »
    glithert wrote: »
    I can get behind Batman having a plan B for Superman, but it's so situational. If Superman really wanted to take Batman out he could do it in the time it takes Batman to blink.

    I mean, even Frank Miller acknowledged that Superman would basically have to be not really fighting Batman for Batman to win that fight.

    Completely missing the point: Plan B for Batman would be a book I'd buy just on the name alone.

    And I don't know why.

    Because this is either about batman taking out superman

    Or crying in the waiting room at planned parenthood.

  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    alternatively Batman could tell the Flash where the kryptonite is well in advance, problem solved

    of course now we have to worry about what happens if the Flash does PCP

    play my twine game about dracula IF YOU DARE
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