What would happen if Superman got dosed with PCP

glithert

I see two possible outcomes

1. Superman hulks out and kills/eats everybody at superspeed, the Flash tries to take him down but it doesn't do any good because Superman is trippin' balls on PCP, he's not even going to feel that shit

2. Since taking PCP turns a normal person into Superman, when Superman takes PCP he turns into a normal person

What do you guys think

Brolo

Brolo

Sterica

He'd be able to defeat Goku.

Brolo

Melding

Rorus Raz wrote: »

He'd be able to defeat Goku.

so there would be no change?

Sterica

Melding wrote: »

Rorus Raz wrote: »

He'd be able to defeat Goku.

so there would be no change?

It'd be faster.

Ruby Rhod

glithert

Superman could defeat Goku like it was nothing, angel dust or no angel dust

glithert

He's Superman, dbz is cool and all but come on it's fucking Superman

UnbrokenEva

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah7ApyeyneY

BahamutZERO

return of the superman vs. goku thread

Tallahasseeriel

Melding wrote: »

Rorus Raz wrote: »

He'd be able to defeat Goku.

so there would be no change?

Those death battle videos are bullshit though.

Doom Guy would totally beat master chief.

glithert

Every Superman/dbz discussion eventually becomes Goku vs Superman, if it goes on long enough

Sterica

glithert wrote: »

Every Superman/dbz discussion eventually becomes Goku vs Superman, if it goes on long enough

Ah yes, Godwin's other, lesser known law.

Ubik

durgs don't affect supermam

glithert

In my math class this semester I had to conduct a survey. Everyone had to get up in front of the class and report their findings. I get up there and begin, "I asked 50 people who would win if Superman and Goku got into a fight, and..."

Everyone just looked at me like I was retarded

DarkPrimus

Rorus Raz wrote: »

glithert wrote: »

Every Superman/dbz discussion eventually becomes Goku vs Superman, if it goes on long enough

Ah yes, Godwin's other, lesser known law.

Also known as "Godouinusu Law"

BahamutZERO

glithert wrote: »

In my math class this semester I had to conduct a survey. Everyone had to get up in front of the class and report their findings. I get up there and begin, "I asked 50 people who would win if Superman and Goku got into a fight, and..."

Everyone just looked at me like I was retarded

there's probably a reason for that

glithert

What's the rea-HEEEEYYY

The Geek

Would Wonder Woman's invisible jet be able to take off if it was on Flash's cosmic treadmill?

Centipede Damascus

well in Injustice Superman gets dosed with kryptonite-laced fear gas and accidentally murders his pregnant wife

Donovan Puppyfucker

PCP. Would have zero effect on Supe's body, what with the cellular invulnerability and all.

BahamutZERO

what if it was kryptonite PCP

CorporateRed

Ummm...they would call Batman and he'd fuck PCP Superman's shit up and then hop in his fucking batmobile and drive home to his mansion.

glithert

Some guy who did PCP wrote:

After years of cocaine, and other substance abuse I never thought something would affect me as terribly as PCP ever did.

It hit me like a brick. For hours after ingestion I began to believe impossible things. People hiding in clothing baskets, bath tubs, small spaces not even mice could weasel their way into. I felt detached form everything. For moments even believing I was dead. The high itself was wonderful, minus the illusions. It was coming down that ruined the experience.

I was laying in bed when suddenly massive black spiders began crawling all over my skin. I began screaming and clawing at my body. They were more real then the other people in the room. It took the help of my roommate sitting my chest to calm me down.

It wasn't even over then. During the whole process of 'sobering up' sharp objects where increasingly interesting. The though of gouging out my eyes ran through my mind every few moments.

I sobered up completely later on in the day. Unless you enjoy the pain that comes after it. Not worth it.

Man, and here I been wasting my time on weed. PCP is where it's at! I too would like to gouge my own eyeballs out.

Etchwarts

CorporateRed wrote: »

Ummm...they would call Batman and he'd fuck PCP Superman's shit up and then hop in his fucking batmobile and drive home to his mansion.

8->

Firematic.

CorporateRed wrote: »

Ummm...they would call Batman and he'd fuck PCP Superman's shit up and then hop in his fucking batmobile and drive home to his mansion.

For some reason this reminded me of the Batman:TAS where Batman gets dosed with Scarecrow's gas that removes your ability to feel fear and basically starts doing extreme stunts while flying around Gotham. Superman never gets to do stuff like that.

glithert

I can get behind Batman having a plan B for Superman, but it's so situational. If Superman really wanted to take Batman out he could do it in the time it takes Batman to blink.

I mean, even Frank Miller acknowledged that Superman would basically have to be not really fighting Batman for Batman to win that fight.

Weaver

Superman vs. F4 Jack Kirby

Metalbourne

glithert wrote: »

I can get behind Batman having a plan B for Superman, but it's so situational. If Superman really wanted to take Batman out he could do it in the time it takes Batman to blink.

I mean, even Frank Miller acknowledged that Superman would basically have to be not really fighting Batman for Batman to win that fight.

Completely missing the point: Plan B for Batman would be a book I'd buy just on the name alone.

And I don't know why.

Crimson King

but if superman's on PCP he's probably not thinking clearly enough to realize that his first target has to be Batman, and this would give Batman enough time to equip Wonder Woman with kryptonite gauntlets

Firematic.

I havent followed DC in a few years, but the Batman plans to take out Superman seemed to be less "shit, Superman is outside my house" and more "Superman has gone insane/someone has control over him" type situations where it's more like having the framework for doing it rather than having the ability to do it at a moments notice.

There was an old comic where Superman just starts wrecking shit, I think he blows off Jimmy Olsen's head by whistling. I can't remember what it was for but it was a pretty fun "Superman flips the fuck out" one-off.

Weaver

Legolas vs Snake-Eyes

TrippyJing

He can do anything in the time it takes for anyone to blink, barring The Flash.

But he routinely gets hit by everything anyway!

Firematic.

Clearly the solution to a drugged Superman is the Atom to swim around with a tiny lasso and laser gun and destroy all the drug molecules. Preferably with Dr. Cox's voice again.

Etchwarts

In a fight I'd put my money on Superman vs just about anyone.

In a race though Flash has it, easily.

Melding

superman doesn't like dodging, it's something you figure out very quickly.

He'd rather wow you with his ability to take every hit.

TrippyJing

At this point, I don't even know if that's a joke.

Metalbourne

Metalbourne wrote: »

glithert wrote: »

I can get behind Batman having a plan B for Superman, but it's so situational. If Superman really wanted to take Batman out he could do it in the time it takes Batman to blink.

I mean, even Frank Miller acknowledged that Superman would basically have to be not really fighting Batman for Batman to win that fight.

Completely missing the point: Plan B for Batman would be a book I'd buy just on the name alone.

And I don't know why.

Because this is either about batman taking out superman

Or crying in the waiting room at planned parenthood.

Crimson King

alternatively Batman could tell the Flash where the kryptonite is well in advance, problem solved

of course now we have to worry about what happens if the Flash does PCP