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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    I got some crap sitting in my steam inventory. I've got 3x Sanctums, 5x Dota 2's, Braid, Half-life 2, Cthulu Saves the World, Breath of Death VII, and a Poker Night 1. Lemme know if you want one of these.

    Battletag BYToady#1454
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    PeasPeas Registered User regular
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYjCXjIeNJk

    There's no official thread for this near as I know. Plus we've given out a few copies.

    Time Transplant.

    Yeah.

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    Brock's reaction to his full house being a losing hand to another, better full house is pretty great.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4ugh07fKhM&feature=player_embedded

    I'ma keep posting these here till people complain and tell me not to. Cool? Cool.

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    Planetary Annihilation looks awesome.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    BYToady wrote: »
    I got some crap sitting in my steam inventory. I've got 3x Sanctums, 5x Dota 2's, Braid, Half-life 2, Cthulu Saves the World, Breath of Death VII, and a Poker Night 1. Lemme know if you want one of these.

    I'd be much obliged for one of those Dotas.

    See what all the fuss is about, get reminded of just how terrible I am at strategy games

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    BYToady wrote: »
    I got some crap sitting in my steam inventory. I've got 3x Sanctums, 5x Dota 2's, Braid, Half-life 2, Cthulu Saves the World, Breath of Death VII, and a Poker Night 1. Lemme know if you want one of these.

    I'd be much obliged for one of those Dotas.

    See what all the fuss is about, get reminded of just how terrible I am at strategy games

    It's not worth it Pooro

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    But what if it is, Gats?

    What

    if

    it

    is

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    ValaganteValagante Pony on the run. Registered User regular
    But what if it is, Gats?

    What

    if

    it

    is

    I could give you like 15 Dotas.

    If you promise to forgive me for giving you those.

    I don't take myself seriously.
    You shouldn't take me seriously either.
    Saints Row 1 just wasn't ridiculous enough.
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    marty_0001marty_0001 I am a file and you put documents in meRegistered User regular
    Finished Dead Space 3, all up pretty similar to DS2 I think? It was good.

    I thought I could improve upon the plasma cutter by adding a flamethrower, but you really need all your weapons to be tuned for limb-cutting and not general damage.

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    I have played Dota 2 like literally once ever

    So they gave me five invites

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Dead space just makes me want to play resident evil 4.

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    Renegade WolfRenegade Wolf Registered User regular
    I got given a Dota 2 invite to try and I played a total of 1 game

    the match took 40 minutes and was confusing and not really fun

    and I don't really have the time to actually get good at it to the point that it would become fun

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Dead space just makes me want to play resident evil 4.

    Good! Play it! Now! Go!

    RE4 is probably my favourite game ever...

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Dead space just makes me want to play resident evil 4.

    Good! Play it! Now! Go!

    RE4 is probably my favourite game ever...

    I never did get past the castle on professional...

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Fully upgraded blacktail, fully upgraded shotty with the hundred round mag, fully up'd dart thrower.

    All you need. Oh, and your case stocked full of ammo.

    The semi-auto sniper rifle can be helpful, but you don't need it. The dart thrower will cover for that.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I never used the dart thrower.

    I also used the starting handgun more since I liked the bonus to head shot criticals. Though obviously those only work against certain bad guys.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    People don't like the thrower because of the limited ammo. But the homing darts are sweet, and do plenty of direct and splash damage.

    The blacktail is capable of carving a swathe through groups of dudes if you have good aim (heads go splat). You don't even need the shotgun except for if you let too many fools get up close to you, and also it's useful on the fucking dogs in the maze.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    God those fucking dogs.

    Worst enemy in the game.

    I tended to go Starting pistol, starting shotgun, semi auto rifle, and knife :P But like I said I never made it through pro mode.

    Several runs I did with the Typewriter though.

    Man that thing would have been fun if it weren't a cheat.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    It's not a cheat. You just have to play the game through multiple times to save up the million pesetas it cost, then choose the gangster costume, and kill the fuck out of everything.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    Yeah I just meant it would be cool if it was a normal upgradable weapon in the game.

    Would have been fun. Afterall it had some of the best animations. Besides the bolt action rifle.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    And the Red9, if you're wearing the gangster suit.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    a colt would match the other guns better.

    I'm pretty sure the bolt action is an enfield and obviously the Thompson is american.

    Wait the Bolt action rifle is seemingly modeled after a springfield m1903 rifle.

    The typewriter is the thompson M1A1.

    So a colt 1911 would make a lot more sense.

    Maybe give Leon a WW2 GI outfit.

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    But what if it is, Gats?

    What

    if

    it

    is

    Hey let's take old game design, one single game mode with no deviations, slap on a new coat of paint, introduce microtransactions, force the player to learn as they play in a hostile environment, have the players be slow and plodding but can die in less than five seconds if they don't have the reflexes of a twitch FPS player applied to multiple keybindings with a muddled UI and holy shit it is unforgiving MMO pvp gameplay mixed in with tower defence mechanics and it's a derivative as hell game.

    Really, if you like dota and dota 2 more power to you, but jesus christ that game pisses me off something fierce. That was one of the few games where after I was done I wanted the time I wasted on it back.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I think I might be a little crazy.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Join the club!

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    scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    what's all this about a gangster costume in RE4?
    some new junk in the wii version?
    gamecube RE 4 lyfe

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    PS2, son.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Hmm, the default keymapping on Dota 2 is... irksome.

    Arrow keys to move camera, half the WASD layout as toolbar quickkeys. Which I guess would be fine if you didn't also have the mouse.

    Good thing you can re-assign this shit, 'cause... yeesh.

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Hmm, the default keymapping on Dota 2 is... irksome.

    Arrow keys to move camera, half the WASD layout as toolbar quickkeys. Which I guess would be fine if you didn't also have the mouse.

    Good thing you can re-assign this shit, 'cause... yeesh.

    You need to be really fast with using your abilities, and clicking the icons just doesn't cut it. You absolutely need those abilities on hotkeys, and use the mouse to move the camera.

    Of course mouse cameraing is also awkward, and the drag scrolling (holding down the middle mouse button) is implemented really badly in Dota2, so maybe if you want to try that type of game you should play League instead, which also has the benefit of you can sometimes play it with me.

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    el_vicioel_vicio Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    Uriel wrote: »

    Seek three of my items, then seek my shrine

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Hmm, the default keymapping on Dota 2 is... irksome.

    Arrow keys to move camera, half the WASD layout as toolbar quickkeys. Which I guess would be fine if you didn't also have the mouse.

    Good thing you can re-assign this shit, 'cause... yeesh.

    You need to be really fast with using your abilities, and clicking the icons just doesn't cut it. You absolutely need those abilities on hotkeys, and use the mouse to move the camera.

    Of course mouse cameraing is also awkward, and the drag scrolling (holding down the middle mouse button) is implemented really badly in Dota2, so maybe if you want to try that type of game you should play League instead, which also has the benefit of you can sometimes play it with me.

    No, no, I'm all for hotkeys.

    Hotkeys mapped to traditional camera controls, while the actual camera controls are way off to the side, and also there's a mouse? Very silly.

    I think I'll re-map the hotkeys to, like, QERFG. That might do me.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    For some reason.

    I always think of shadowgate when I hear shadowrun...

    Shadowgate was a horrible adventure game for NES.

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    LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    So I spent an hour reading the Star Citizen/Squadron 42 site yesterday

    And now I don't want any other games but that

    Molten variables hiss and roar. On my mind-forge, I hammer them into the greatsword Epistemology. Many are my foes this night.
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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    if @Moriveth doesn't pull off a complete LP of Jagged Alliance, I'll have to resort to finding someone on youtube that did it

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Well since I'll soon be unemployed I may well do that. Dunno if it's worth making a whole new thread for it, though.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    ugh, job stuff

    I should apply to more places

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    FlatEricFlatEric Leaves from the vine, Falling so slow Like fragile, tiny shells, Drifting in the foamRegistered User regular
    I'm so thankful I finally got employment, even if it took me 4 months to just get a part time job at a movie theater.

    And I have to quit in August.

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    Oh jeez, my monitor was doing that thing again where the power button wouldn't turn it on for a solid 15 minutes. Was all set to go out to Frys to try and get them to price-match Newegg when I get it to turn on.

    I had the money for a new monitor but I really didn't have the money for a new monitor

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
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