oh this reminds me, could you change me to a Brit smof?
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Brovid Hasselsmof[Growling historic on the fury road]Registered Userregular
I can't change nationalities of dudes, and now you're a squaddie it'd be a shame to reboot you. I'll do it if you really want whenever I get a Brit soldier.
Brovid Hasselsmof[Growling historic on the fury road]Registered Userregular
edited April 2013
Intermission Base Report
March 23 - The day after Operation Enduring Future the Officer Training School was completed.
All active recruits, already adept at working in teams of four, attended a mandatory course in how to function as a quintet. The course was followed by a 3 hour, 20 page written exam. Thankfully, all recruits passed and were authorised for deployment in 5-man squads in future.
March 29 - Our first satellite is launched, over Nigeria, and Raven-1 is transferred to Africa to provide fighter support.
April 1 - The Funding Council send their first report. They're pretty happy with how I'm doing! We won't ask all those orange countries their opinion.
We use our monthly pocket money to start building a satellite uplink and another satellite. Also, buy a second medkit because the squads don't like to share and I'm tired of the arguments.
April 6 - A UFO is detected over Japan, again. Bigger than last time. Raven-2 is dispatched, and is successful in bringing the ship down, but the phrase skin of my teeth comes to mind.
Squad One are up for this mission. Madder, Aya and Label are all out of the medbay, and they are joined by fresh blood Rk. Fuzzbutt to make up the fifth member of their new, exciting formation.
If you only got girls left that's fine just change Donny to Donna, as in my self insert Victorian erotic fanfic from Valentine's Day
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Brovid Hasselsmof[Growling historic on the fury road]Registered Userregular
edited April 2013
God damn you guys are fussy
edit: by "you guys" I mean Dongs
edit2: and by "fussy" I mean MASSIVE RACIST
edit3: I'll see what I can do
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Brovid Hasselsmof[Growling historic on the fury road]Registered Userregular
Operation Banished Blade - UFO Crash
April 6th 22:55 Japan
Cpl. Floosevelt, Sq. Aya, Sq. Madder, Rk. Label, Rk. Fuzzbutt
Cpl. Floosevelt: Fires to the north, likely that's where the crash is. There's a lot of good cover around but that could just as easily be hiding hostiles, so move with caution.
Cpl. Floosevelt: Fuzzbutt, you lead the way.
Rk. Fuzzbutt: Me?
Rk. Label: New guy gets to play scout. It's a rule we have.
Rk. Fuzzbutt: You've never had a new guy before.
Rk. Label: Yeeeah, it's kind of a recent rule.
Rk. Fuzzbutt: I hear something. On the rocks up ahead.
Rk. Label: I see them!
Cpl. Floosevelt: Stay in cover. Let them come to us.
Rk. Fuzzbutt: Here comes one of them.
Rk. Fuzzbutt: Throwing frag!
{explosion}
Rk. Fuzzbutt: It's still alive.
Rk. Label: Moving up.
Rk. Label {pistol shots}
Rk. Label: Target pacified.
Sq. Madder: I see the other one. It's moving to get the drop on Label and Fuzz.
Sq. Madder {sniper rifle fire}
Sq. Madder: Dammit, shots wide.
Rk. Label: Frag out!
Sq. Madder: That got it.
Cpl. Floosevelt: All right, everyone regroup on Label and Fuzz's position, and we'll check out the rocks where those x-rays came from. Nice n' slow.
Rk. Fuzzbutt: Contact!
Sq. Aya: Oh, those guys again.
Sq. Madder: Ugh, I hate those guys.
Rk. Label: They've split. I see one, but no idea where the other went.
Cpl. Floosevelt: Label, cover me. I'm going to deal with our friend while he's left himself open.
Cpl. Floosevelt {rifle fire}
Cpl. Floosevelt: Tango down.
Rk. Label: Here comes the other one!
Rk. Label {rifle fire}
Rk. Label: He's still running.
Sq. Madder: I see him.
Sq. Madder {sniper rifle fire}
Sq. Madder: He's down now.
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Brovid Hasselsmof[Growling historic on the fury road]Registered Userregular
edited April 2013
Rk. Fuzzbutt: Two more hostiles! To the north.
Rk. Label: Ah hell, they disappeared again.
Cpl. Floosevelt: Stay frosty, people. Fuzzbutt keep your head down, these guys can aim.
{hissing}
Rk. Fuzzbutt: Ack! *cough*
Sq. Madder: Oh yeah, also they can do that.
Rk. Fuzzbutt: Oh my god, oh my god! I'm gonna be sick! What's happening??
Rk. Fuzzbutt {rifle fire}
Rk. Label: What the fuck, Fuzzbutt??
Cpl. Floosevelt: Rookie! Get your shit together!
Sq. Aya {rifle fire}
Sq. Aya: Oh don't mind me, guys. While you're all crying and shooting each other I'm just over here, y'know, killing aliens.
Sq. Madder: Well we've got at least one more.
Sq. Madder: And there he is.
Sq. Madder {sniper rifle fire}
Sq. Madder: Winged him. He's falling back.
Sq. Aya: Damn, he just straight up disappeared. You scared him good, girl.
Cpl. Floosevelt: While we have a moment of peace, will someone tend to Fuzzbutt now he's done screaming and puking?
Sq. Madder: Come here, Fuzz. This'll sort you out.
Rk. Fuzzbutt: Thanks. And uh... sorry Label.
Rk. Label: Eh, no worries. Lucky for me you aim like a rookie.
Sq. Madder: You're a rookie, Label.
Cpl. Floosevelt: I think I hear our tango.
Sq. Aya: Looks like he ran back into the wreck. Coward!
Cpl. Floosevelt: Then we go in after him. Everyone form up on the door and prepare for whatever's in there.
Sq. Aya: Which is... nothing.
Cpl. Floosevelt: There's more compartments back there. This thing is about twice the size of the ship squad two cleared. Let's just take it room by room
Rk. Label: There you are.
Cpl. Floosevelt: Want to redeem yourself, rookie?
Rk. Fuzzbutt: Moving.
Rk. Fuzzbutt {rifle fire}
Cpl. Floosevelt: Okay, it looks like there's one more room. Label, Madder, take the first door. Fuzzbutt you're with me. Aya... just be ready with the medkit.
Rk. Label: Breaching!
Rk. Label: Oh hey, it's one of those shiny guys Bogey was telling us about.
Cpl. Floosevelt: It's got nowhere to run. Be a hero, rookie.
Rk. Fuzzbutt {rifle fire}
Rk. Fuzzbutt: Target neutralised.
Cpl. Floosevelt: I think that's cleared it, let's grab anything that looks shiny and expensive and load up the 'ranger.
Rk. Label: Two kills on your first mission, rookie. Not bad. You can stay.
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Brovid Hasselsmof[Growling historic on the fury road]Registered Userregular
Rk. Label promoted to Squaddie. Assigned class: Heavy.
Rk. Fuzzbutt promoted to Squaddie. Assigned class: Assault. Sq. Fuzzbutt may choose whether to be equipped with an assault rifle or a shotgun. @Mr Fuzzbutt
Sq. Aya promoted to Corporal. Cpl. Aya may now choose whether to be trained in Covering Fire (allows reaction shots to trigger on attacks as well as movement), or specialise as a Sprinter (move 3 additional tiles). @YaYa
Sq. Madder promoted to Corporal. Cpl. Madder may choose between training in Snap Shot (removes the sniper rifle's restriction on firing/overwatch after movement; all shots after moving receive a -20 penalty to aim) or Squadsight (allows firing at targets visible to any squadmate, assuming there is line of sight). @Antimatter
Cpl. Floosevelt promoted to Sergeant. Nicknamed Hardcore. Sgt. Floosevelt may be trained in either Lightning Reflexes (guarantees the enemy's first reaction shot will always miss) or Close and Personal (confers +30% critical chance against adjacent targets). @Theodore Floosevelt
Theodore Flooseveltproud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelodorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered Userregular
Theodore Flooseveltproud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelodorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered Userregular
I also humbly accept my role as the leonardo of squad one
label is definitely the mikey, but I'm unsure whether Yaya or Anti is the donatello; Yaya's got the support gadgetry, but anti's got that bo staff sniper
Man I've been playing X-COMs so much, let's see how I'd do in the field.
Surname: Alagant
First name (or initial): V
Gender: Male
Additional Info:Not doing myself any favours here but give me red armour and full helmet.
Also I volunteer to be the guy to pull that overwatch shot from the alien you need to arc or to be the guy who goes arc that Muton Berserker.
See if I'll make it through more than 1 mission!
I don't take myself seriously.
You shouldn't take me seriously either.
Brovid Hasselsmof[Growling historic on the fury road]Registered Userregular
edited April 2013
Intermission Base Report
April 6 - An embarrassing mix-up is discovered. Turns out recruit "Donny" Galore is actually Donna Galore, and her file got mixed up with a different, male, soldier named T. Jing. How wacky! (Dongs you are now American. I hope that is more to your liking)
Because the status of Raven-2 is currently best described as "smoking wreckage", and Command are also keen to expand fighter coverage to a third continent asap, two new interceptors are ordered. Money is tight, but we raise the funds by hocking a load of smashed up UFO bits and some elerium, as it's going to degrade before it can be used anyway.
April 8 - Reports of abductions are rung in and Squad Two are mobilised. We have to choose between South Africa, Mexico and France. Currently most of Europe is wetting its pants, while all NA and Africa countries are still blue apart from the two aforementioned. I basically decide to write off Europe and focus my efforts on the other continents - they have the crummiest bonus anyway. And as Africa has four countries while NA has only three - therefore less overall panic if we ignore the NA mission (no it doesn't) - it's off to South Africa to have a braai with some sectoid steaks.
It's a "Very Difficult" mission, so after some consideration I decide not to take a rookie as the 5th squad member, and instead Cpl. Madder is temporarily transferred over from Squad One. I have a feeling a Squadsight sniper will come in handy.
And I'm glad I did, because it's the bloody TRAINYARD OF DEATH map. We're counting on you, Madder!
scherbchenAsgard (it is dead)Registered Userregular
So this is where you need new troops, right? right? Is this thing on?
Surname: Scherbchen
Initial: Z
Gender: Female
Country (bonus if aplicable): Germany, also I want ze craziest accent if possible.
Hair colour: 20, hair/hat style: 12, armour deco: 3, armour tint 13 (fits with the psi armour I have preordered as the inevitable first psionic goddess of punk)
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Brovid Hasselsmof[Growling historic on the fury road]Registered Userregular
edited April 2013
Sq. Bogey: Rank? RANK?
{hissing}
Sq. Starbuck: *retch* frag *cough* out!
{explosion}
Cpl. Madder: I can't snipe for crap from here. Switching to pistol and going hunting.
Cpl. Madder: There you are you little-
Cpl. Madder {pistol shots}
Cpl. Madder: I've got to Rank, she's alive! Stabilising now. She'll be mad as hell when she wakes up, but at least she'll wake up.
Sq. Bogey: One left to deal with, then. Moving in.
Sq. Bogey {rifle fire}
Sq. Bogey: He's down. How are we doing?
Cpl. Madder: No more hostiles visible. Starbuck are you okay?
Sq. Starbuck: I've had better days, but I'm still standing.
Sq. Bogey: I can't believe they got Gatz.
Sq. Starbuck: No time to mourn, we have incoming.
Cpl. Madder: What in the...
Sq. Starbuck: Oh these ones can fly now? Well that's just fucking dandy.
Surname: Fearghaill
First name (or initial): D
Gender: eh
Additional Info: Green armor please. is green/gold (or green/yellow or green/orange) a thing? I can't remember, if so that
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Brovid Hasselsmof[Growling historic on the fury road]Registered Userregular
Sq. Starbuck {LMG fire}
Sq. Starbuck: That got 'em! One left.
Cpl. Madder {sniper rifle fire}
Cpl. Madder: Not any more.
Sq. Starbuck: Good. Maybe we can get a breath-
Sq. Bogey: Contact!
Sq. Starbuck: You know what, fuck this.
Sq. Starbuck {RPG launch}
{EXPLOSION}
Cpl. Madder: Uh, guys, I hate to say this but...
Sq. Starbuck: Dammit, they're on both sides! We can't let them box us in.
Sq. Bogey: I think I can take care of the little one.
{plasma shots}
Sq. Bogey {rifle fire}
Sq. Bogey: Tango down.
Sq. Starbuck: Good work. Now get back here.
{plasma rifle fire}
Sq. Starbuck: Bogey?? FUCK.
Cpl. Madder: Starbuck, they're closing in.
Sq. Starbuck: So, how have you enjoyed your time with Squad Two, corporal?
Cpl. Madder: It's been... invigorating. But I'd like to live to get back to my own squad if that's not too much trouble.
Sq. Starbuck: Aye aye, ma'am.
{plasma rifle fire}
Sq. Starbuck {LMG fire}
Sq. Starbuck {LMG fire}
Cpl. Madder: You got him, he's down.
Sq. Starbuck: ... let's get out of here. I need a drink.
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Sq. Starbuck promoted to Corporal. Cpl. Starbuck may choose training in either Bullet Storm (firing on your first move no longer ends the turn) or Holo-Targetting (shooting at or suppressing enemies also confers +10 aim to any allies' attacks on those enemies) @101
Cpl. Madder promoted to Sergeant. Nicknamed Ghost. Sgt. Madder may choose training in either Gunslinger (+2 extra damage with pistols) or Damn Good Ground (+10 aim and +10 defense against enemies at lower elevation) @Antimatter
Casualty List
Sq. Rankenphile admitted to the medbay for 15 days
Cpl. Starbuck admitted to the medbay for 10 days
Sq. Gatz killed in action
Sq. Bogey killed in action
Posts
oh this reminds me, could you change me to a Brit smof?
@Dongs Galore your soldier is Nigerian.
March 23 - The day after Operation Enduring Future the Officer Training School was completed.
All active recruits, already adept at working in teams of four, attended a mandatory course in how to function as a quintet. The course was followed by a 3 hour, 20 page written exam. Thankfully, all recruits passed and were authorised for deployment in 5-man squads in future.
March 29 - Our first satellite is launched, over Nigeria, and Raven-1 is transferred to Africa to provide fighter support.
April 1 - The Funding Council send their first report. They're pretty happy with how I'm doing! We won't ask all those orange countries their opinion.
We use our monthly pocket money to start building a satellite uplink and another satellite. Also, buy a second medkit because the squads don't like to share and I'm tired of the arguments.
April 6 - A UFO is detected over Japan, again. Bigger than last time. Raven-2 is dispatched, and is successful in bringing the ship down, but the phrase skin of my teeth comes to mind.
Squad One are up for this mission. Madder, Aya and Label are all out of the medbay, and they are joined by fresh blood Rk. Fuzzbutt to make up the fifth member of their new, exciting formation.
ughughugh
If you only got girls left that's fine just change Donny to Donna, as in my self insert Victorian erotic fanfic from Valentine's Day
edit: by "you guys" I mean Dongs
edit2: and by "fussy" I mean MASSIVE RACIST
edit3: I'll see what I can do
April 6th 22:55 Japan
Cpl. Floosevelt, Sq. Aya, Sq. Madder, Rk. Label, Rk. Fuzzbutt
Cpl. Floosevelt: Fires to the north, likely that's where the crash is. There's a lot of good cover around but that could just as easily be hiding hostiles, so move with caution.
Cpl. Floosevelt: Fuzzbutt, you lead the way.
Rk. Fuzzbutt: Me?
Rk. Label: New guy gets to play scout. It's a rule we have.
Rk. Fuzzbutt: You've never had a new guy before.
Rk. Label: Yeeeah, it's kind of a recent rule.
Rk. Fuzzbutt: I hear something. On the rocks up ahead.
Rk. Label: I see them!
Cpl. Floosevelt: Stay in cover. Let them come to us.
Rk. Fuzzbutt: Here comes one of them.
Rk. Fuzzbutt: Throwing frag!
{explosion}
Rk. Fuzzbutt: It's still alive.
Rk. Label: Moving up.
Rk. Label {pistol shots}
Rk. Label: Target pacified.
Sq. Madder: I see the other one. It's moving to get the drop on Label and Fuzz.
Sq. Madder {sniper rifle fire}
Sq. Madder: Dammit, shots wide.
Rk. Label: Frag out!
Sq. Madder: That got it.
Cpl. Floosevelt: All right, everyone regroup on Label and Fuzz's position, and we'll check out the rocks where those x-rays came from. Nice n' slow.
Rk. Fuzzbutt: Contact!
Sq. Aya: Oh, those guys again.
Sq. Madder: Ugh, I hate those guys.
Rk. Label: They've split. I see one, but no idea where the other went.
Cpl. Floosevelt: Label, cover me. I'm going to deal with our friend while he's left himself open.
Cpl. Floosevelt {rifle fire}
Cpl. Floosevelt: Tango down.
Rk. Label: Here comes the other one!
Rk. Label {rifle fire}
Rk. Label: He's still running.
Sq. Madder: I see him.
Sq. Madder {sniper rifle fire}
Sq. Madder: He's down now.
Rk. Label: Ah hell, they disappeared again.
Cpl. Floosevelt: Stay frosty, people. Fuzzbutt keep your head down, these guys can aim.
{hissing}
Rk. Fuzzbutt: Ack! *cough*
Sq. Madder: Oh yeah, also they can do that.
Rk. Fuzzbutt: Oh my god, oh my god! I'm gonna be sick! What's happening??
Rk. Fuzzbutt {rifle fire}
Rk. Label: What the fuck, Fuzzbutt??
Cpl. Floosevelt: Rookie! Get your shit together!
Sq. Aya {rifle fire}
Sq. Aya: Oh don't mind me, guys. While you're all crying and shooting each other I'm just over here, y'know, killing aliens.
Sq. Madder: Well we've got at least one more.
Sq. Madder: And there he is.
Sq. Madder {sniper rifle fire}
Sq. Madder: Winged him. He's falling back.
Sq. Aya: Damn, he just straight up disappeared. You scared him good, girl.
Cpl. Floosevelt: While we have a moment of peace, will someone tend to Fuzzbutt now he's done screaming and puking?
Sq. Madder: Come here, Fuzz. This'll sort you out.
Rk. Fuzzbutt: Thanks. And uh... sorry Label.
Rk. Label: Eh, no worries. Lucky for me you aim like a rookie.
Sq. Madder: You're a rookie, Label.
Cpl. Floosevelt: I think I hear our tango.
Sq. Aya: Looks like he ran back into the wreck. Coward!
Cpl. Floosevelt: Then we go in after him. Everyone form up on the door and prepare for whatever's in there.
Sq. Aya: Which is... nothing.
Cpl. Floosevelt: There's more compartments back there. This thing is about twice the size of the ship squad two cleared. Let's just take it room by room
Rk. Label: There you are.
Cpl. Floosevelt: Want to redeem yourself, rookie?
Rk. Fuzzbutt: Moving.
Rk. Fuzzbutt {rifle fire}
Cpl. Floosevelt: Okay, it looks like there's one more room. Label, Madder, take the first door. Fuzzbutt you're with me. Aya... just be ready with the medkit.
Rk. Label: Breaching!
Rk. Label: Oh hey, it's one of those shiny guys Bogey was telling us about.
Cpl. Floosevelt: It's got nowhere to run. Be a hero, rookie.
Rk. Fuzzbutt {rifle fire}
Rk. Fuzzbutt: Target neutralised.
Cpl. Floosevelt: I think that's cleared it, let's grab anything that looks shiny and expensive and load up the 'ranger.
Rk. Label: Two kills on your first mission, rookie. Not bad. You can stay.
Kill Count
Rk. Label 2
Rk. Fuzzbutt 2
Cpl. Floosevelt 1
Sq. Aya 1
Sq. Madder 1
Promotions
Rk. Label promoted to Squaddie. Assigned class: Heavy.
Rk. Fuzzbutt promoted to Squaddie. Assigned class: Assault. Sq. Fuzzbutt may choose whether to be equipped with an assault rifle or a shotgun. @Mr Fuzzbutt
Sq. Aya promoted to Corporal. Cpl. Aya may now choose whether to be trained in Covering Fire (allows reaction shots to trigger on attacks as well as movement), or specialise as a Sprinter (move 3 additional tiles). @YaYa
Sq. Madder promoted to Corporal. Cpl. Madder may choose between training in Snap Shot (removes the sniper rifle's restriction on firing/overwatch after movement; all shots after moving receive a -20 penalty to aim) or Squadsight (allows firing at targets visible to any squadmate, assuming there is line of sight). @Antimatter
Cpl. Floosevelt promoted to Sergeant. Nicknamed Hardcore. Sgt. Floosevelt may be trained in either Lightning Reflexes (guarantees the enemy's first reaction shot will always miss) or Close and Personal (confers +30% critical chance against adjacent targets). @Theodore Floosevelt
Casualty List
Sq. Fuzzbutt admitted to the medbay for 7 days
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Overall Kill Count
Sgt. Floosevelt 9
Cpl. Aya 4
Cpl. Madder 4
Sq. Starbuck 4
Sq. Rankenphile 4
Sq. Gatz 2
Rk. Label 2
Rk. Fuzzbutt 2
Sq. Bogey 1
Rk. Lobo 0 (KIA)
Looks so upset at that hit chance.
made me laugh
@smof, lightning reflexes
label is definitely the mikey, but I'm unsure whether Yaya or Anti is the donatello; Yaya's got the support gadgetry, but anti's got that bo staff sniper
fuzzbutt is Ernie Reyes Jr
I'm not racist I just have better taste in national flag design than literally the entire Federal Republic of Nigeria
because of my superior Norman aesthetic insights obv
Oooh, explosives!
also, what's my aim at?
Man I've been playing X-COMs so much, let's see how I'd do in the field.
Surname: Alagant
First name (or initial): V
Gender: Male
Additional Info:Not doing myself any favours here but give me red armour and full helmet.
Also I volunteer to be the guy to pull that overwatch shot from the alien you need to arc or to be the guy who goes arc that Muton Berserker.
See if I'll make it through more than 1 mission!
You shouldn't take me seriously either.
Son of a bitch.
Karl does not do too well in new XCOM
If it's any consolation, your personal stash of hard booze made your memorial service go very well.
FAO Sq. @Label
PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL
End report
Sprinter! Sprinter erryday
April 6 - An embarrassing mix-up is discovered. Turns out recruit "Donny" Galore is actually Donna Galore, and her file got mixed up with a different, male, soldier named T. Jing. How wacky! (Dongs you are now American. I hope that is more to your liking)
Because the status of Raven-2 is currently best described as "smoking wreckage", and Command are also keen to expand fighter coverage to a third continent asap, two new interceptors are ordered. Money is tight, but we raise the funds by hocking a load of smashed up UFO bits and some elerium, as it's going to degrade before it can be used anyway.
April 8 - Reports of abductions are rung in and Squad Two are mobilised. We have to choose between South Africa, Mexico and France. Currently most of Europe is wetting its pants, while all NA and Africa countries are still blue apart from the two aforementioned. I basically decide to write off Europe and focus my efforts on the other continents - they have the crummiest bonus anyway. And as Africa has four countries while NA has only three - therefore less overall panic if we ignore the NA mission (no it doesn't) - it's off to South Africa to have a braai with some sectoid steaks.
It's a "Very Difficult" mission, so after some consideration I decide not to take a rookie as the 5th squad member, and instead Cpl. Madder is temporarily transferred over from Squad One. I have a feeling a Squadsight sniper will come in handy.
And I'm glad I did, because it's the bloody TRAINYARD OF DEATH map. We're counting on you, Madder!
*puts $5 on TPK*
Destiny Profile : http://www.bungie.net/en/Profile/254/7028016
Fucking best have. The irony of this is that in Fishman's LP I made it all the way to the final mission.
Ah well, can't have all the luck.
Feel free to sub in my "cousin" Louie as a recruit further down the line.
Of.
Death.
Sounds like I need a beer to go with the popcorn!
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April 8th 06:47 Johannesburg
Cpl. Madder, Sq. Rankenphile, Sq. Starbuck, Sq. Bogey, Sq. Gatz
Sq. Rankenphile: Something's moving around in those carriages up ahead.
Sq. Starbuck: I see them. Two, no three, heading right for us!
Sq. Starbuck {LMG fire}
Cpl. Madder {sniper rifle fire}
Sq. Starbuck: Negative contact on either of those shots. All three are still up.
Sq. Gatz: Well, this has started well.
Sq. Rankenphile: Idea. Bogey and I remove their cover and soften them up, the rest of you finish them off.
Sq. Starbuck: Sounds good. Ready when you are
{explosion}
Sq. Bogey: Frag out.
{explosion}
Sq. Bogey: Ah damn, explosion didn't touch him. Repeat, target unaffected. But at least it dealt with his cover.
Cpl. Madder: Taking the shot.
Cpl. Madder {sniper rifle fire}
Sq. Gatz {rifle fire}
Sq. Starbuck {LMG fire}
Sq. Rankenphile: You are fucking kidding me. Not one hit??.
{plasma rifle fire}
Sq. Gatz: AAAGH!
Sq. Starbuck: Gatz? Gatz, report!
Sq. Bogey: Fuck. He's down, man.
{footsteps}
Sq. Starbuck: Shit, where'd that one just go?
{footsteps}
Sq. Rankenphile: Oh you son of a-
{plasma rifle fire}
Surname: Scherbchen
Initial: Z
Gender: Female
Country (bonus if aplicable): Germany, also I want ze craziest accent if possible.
Hair colour: 20, hair/hat style: 12, armour deco: 3, armour tint 13 (fits with the psi armour I have preordered as the inevitable first psionic goddess of punk)
{hissing}
Sq. Starbuck: *retch* frag *cough* out!
{explosion}
Cpl. Madder: I can't snipe for crap from here. Switching to pistol and going hunting.
Cpl. Madder: There you are you little-
Cpl. Madder {pistol shots}
Cpl. Madder: I've got to Rank, she's alive! Stabilising now. She'll be mad as hell when she wakes up, but at least she'll wake up.
Sq. Bogey: One left to deal with, then. Moving in.
Sq. Bogey {rifle fire}
Sq. Bogey: He's down. How are we doing?
Cpl. Madder: No more hostiles visible. Starbuck are you okay?
Sq. Starbuck: I've had better days, but I'm still standing.
Sq. Bogey: I can't believe they got Gatz.
Sq. Starbuck: No time to mourn, we have incoming.
Cpl. Madder: What in the...
Sq. Starbuck: Oh these ones can fly now? Well that's just fucking dandy.
Sq. Starbuck {LMG fire}
Sq. Starbuck: Shots wide!
Cpl. Madder {sniper rifle fire}
Sq. Bogey: Oh god, not again.
Surname: Fearghaill
First name (or initial): D
Gender: eh
Additional Info: Green armor please. is green/gold (or green/yellow or green/orange) a thing? I can't remember, if so that
Sq. Starbuck: That got 'em! One left.
Cpl. Madder {sniper rifle fire}
Cpl. Madder: Not any more.
Sq. Starbuck: Good. Maybe we can get a breath-
Sq. Bogey: Contact!
Sq. Starbuck: You know what, fuck this.
Sq. Starbuck {RPG launch}
{EXPLOSION}
Cpl. Madder: Uh, guys, I hate to say this but...
Sq. Starbuck: Dammit, they're on both sides! We can't let them box us in.
Sq. Bogey: I think I can take care of the little one.
{plasma shots}
Sq. Bogey {rifle fire}
Sq. Bogey: Tango down.
Sq. Starbuck: Good work. Now get back here.
{plasma rifle fire}
Sq. Starbuck: Bogey?? FUCK.
Cpl. Madder: Starbuck, they're closing in.
Sq. Starbuck: So, how have you enjoyed your time with Squad Two, corporal?
Cpl. Madder: It's been... invigorating. But I'd like to live to get back to my own squad if that's not too much trouble.
Sq. Starbuck: Aye aye, ma'am.
{plasma rifle fire}
Sq. Starbuck {LMG fire}
Sq. Starbuck {LMG fire}
Cpl. Madder: You got him, he's down.
Sq. Starbuck: ... let's get out of here. I need a drink.
Kill Count
Sq. Starbuck 6
Cpl. Madder 2
Sq. Bogey 2
Sq. Gatz 0
Sq. Rankenphile 0
Promotions
Sq. Starbuck promoted to Corporal. Cpl. Starbuck may choose training in either Bullet Storm (firing on your first move no longer ends the turn) or Holo-Targetting (shooting at or suppressing enemies also confers +10 aim to any allies' attacks on those enemies) @101
Cpl. Madder promoted to Sergeant. Nicknamed Ghost. Sgt. Madder may choose training in either Gunslinger (+2 extra damage with pistols) or Damn Good Ground (+10 aim and +10 defense against enemies at lower elevation) @Antimatter
Casualty List
Sq. Rankenphile admitted to the medbay for 15 days
Cpl. Starbuck admitted to the medbay for 10 days
Sq. Gatz killed in action
Sq. Bogey killed in action
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Overall Kill Count
Cpl. Starbuck 10
Sgt. Floosevelt 9
Sgt. Madder 6
Cpl. Aya 4
Sq. Rankenphile 4
Sq. Bogey 3 (KIA)
Sq. Gatz 2 (KIA)
Sq. Label 2
Sq. Fuzzbutt 2
Rk. Lobo 0 (KIA)