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Being [TRANS] Is Like Working In A Fish Market

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    actually while you're in there replacing the larynx just go ahead and rip everything else out, replace it with a modular system

    swap in that chest or these legs with those arms
    different product lines of different shape and proportions
    gender and physical identity defined by capitalism oh no I've gone somewhere terrifying help

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  • Sir Headless VIISir Headless VII Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I self-banned myself from singing in Rock Band

    I have an alright speaking voice

    I do not have an alright singing voice

    This is pretty much the point of singing in Rock Band

    Just stick it on No Fail and have some fun with your friends

    For some reason I can never keep up with reading the lyrics and pitch so if i get stuck singing in rockband all songs are just a series of wails and grunts.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    actually while you're in there replacing the larynx just go ahead and rip everything else out, replace it with a modular system

    swap in that chest or these legs with those arms
    different product lines of different shape and proportions
    gender and physical identity defined by capitalism oh no I've gone somewhere terrifying help

    torso by Ariake

  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    By the way

    Thanks, forum

    For opening my eyes to a lot of shit

    Including but absolutely not limited to trans issues

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Vow is talking about butt stuff

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I self-banned myself from singing in Rock Band

    I have an alright speaking voice

    I do not have an alright singing voice

    This is pretty much the point of singing in Rock Band

    Just stick it on No Fail and have some fun with your friends

    I am horrendously self-concious about my singing voice

    I get panicky and anxious just thinking about it

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    butt stuff is okay

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  • WhytherWhyther Registered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    actually while you're in there replacing the larynx just go ahead and rip everything else out, replace it with a modular system

    swap in that chest or these legs with those arms
    different product lines of different shape and proportions
    gender and physical identity defined by capitalism oh no I've gone somewhere terrifying help

    Rip out my entire body and replace it with a jet

  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    I will totally do some Kanye in public, in front of everyone, not even giving a fuck

    But rapping isn't singing, so

    I tend to only sing around people I'm comfortable with

    I am so off-key it's hilarious, and by hilarious I mean physically painful

    UnbreakableVow on
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    But rapping isn't singing
    recordscratch.avi

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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    But rapping isn't singing, so

    butt rapping??

    WhytherTheySlashThem
  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    please tell me that is real.

    please tell me someone drew a dick on mars.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
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    I love how well your signature goes with this pic. His eyes are all, "can you even figure out what happened up there?"

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  • interrobanginterrobang kawaii as  hellRegistered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    please tell me that is real.

    please tell me someone drew a dick on mars.

    probably the first thing i would do if given control of the mars rover

    either that or donuts

    i'd be the person responsible for rolling the mars rover

    GatsbyErin The Red
  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    great job bringing the patriarchy to mars nasa

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    great job bringing the patriarchy to mars nasa

    Oh great the mars rover is a MRA

    Sorce
  • YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    Or maybe the Mars Rover just really likes dicks?

  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    so I went out with my bros the other night and met this trans girl that was hanging out with some people I know and they introduced us and we chatted it up and I was like, flabbergasted by how hot she was, not because she was trans or anything but just because she was like, real cute but I was just high enough to be on my smoochgame so I didn't, y'know, throw up and hide in a bedroom in shame

    so she gave me her number at the end of the night when I was leaving and it was like HAHA WELL HAVE TO GO THINK ABOUT SOME CORE FACETS OF MY LIFE AND SEXUALITY MAYBE I'LL HIT YOU UP TTYL

    so long story short we're going to see that Star Trek Best of Both Worlds blu-ray anniversary movie theatre showing nonsense thing tomorrow and I'm pretty sure it's a date date because there was a lot of flirting happening and I'm not entirely sure why she's stooping to going out with me and I think she's totally neat but I don't know like, how I personally am gonna deal with what's going on over there because up until now, I've had a pretty set-in-stone type, genitals-wise and I'm worried I'll be terrible and
    that's my story for you, thread

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    this thread is


    pretty convenient I guess

    good job @metalbourne :^:

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    so, i started playing dragon's dogma again, and it makes me pretty happy that this is currently one of my best armour options:

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    It's pink and has a crown. it is everything i ever wanted.

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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    Every game should have a pink princess dress with a crown.

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    So is that new Dragon's Dogma a sequel or expansion?

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    It's an expansion that includes the whole original game too

    and you can't download it as DLC separately

    I guess they had a good reason for it but it just smacks of Capcom's "let's release a new version of this game a year later" policy

  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    yeah I was super disappointed when you couldn't just download it as a DLC

    I ended up selling DD back anyway, so I'm gonna buy dark arisen when I get paid

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    it's pretty big and changes some actual things. also it has two discs. mind you the second disc is high res textures and the original japanese voices, but still scared me for a minute.

    Most of the new stuff is contained in a giant underground thing, full of new harder monsters that are often wrecking me at level 111 with a whole bunch of dragon forged and fancy gear.

    If you liekd dragon's Dogma, it is more dragon's dogma. and it also gives you like a hundred thousand rift crystals, and that dress. also the armour the male french knight was wearing, and the flirty lady vendor's dress, and a few other things. I wish that dress was better.

  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    spreading the matt fraction love around because he's awesome for doing this
    Antimatter wrote: »
    thanks to @Blankzilla and @Fearghaill talking about it/sharing the page with me, I can confirm that Matt Fraction is now in my list of best comics writers ever
    spoilers for FF vol. 2 #6
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    Goddammit don't make me cry in public I am trying to eat some fucking chicken here.

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  • gtrmpgtrmp Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    great job bringing the patriarchy to mars nasa

    Oh great the mars rover is a MRA

    no no, it's cool, in this case it stands for Mars Roving Advocate

    gtrmp on
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  • LabelLabel Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    great job bringing the patriarchy to mars nasa

    Oh great the mars rover is a MRA

    FUCK THAT. THEY DON'T GET TO HAVE THIS! SHE'S GOT A SENSE OF HUMOR, THAT'S ALL THIS MEANS!

    i hope they draw a vagina soon.


    edit: slowpost is slow

    Label on
  • agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    I'd like to imagine the rover was blasting heavy metal as it sped across the martian desert, blowing up dust as it carved it's dick tracks.

    But in reality it was probably playing classical music at a reasonable level and very slowly, carefully, drew a phallus.

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Good luck, @Depressperado!

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    they put a teleport pad outside of the starting city in DD. That right there is a pretty neat change.

  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    I just got an e-mail about this campaign from Amnesty and this thread seems like a good place to put it: Demand justice for Noxolo Nogwaza
    In 2011, 24-year-old Noxolo Nogwaza was murdered in South Africa. Her attacker(s) raped, repeatedly beat and stabbed her, apparently because of her sexual orientation, before dumping her body in a drainage ditch. Taunts and insults against LGBTI individuals in South Africa are common, as are hate crimes like sexual assault and other physical attacks – particularly in rural areas. The authorities’ inaction leads to a greater sense of fear and insecurity for the LGBTI community.

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    hahaha

    is it bad that I thought the Mars rover dick pic was actually just in Australia somewhere? I legitmately didn't realise until it was pointed out

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

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  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    That Rover picture is fantastic. It's exactly what I'd do if I had control of the rover for half an hour or however long it took, because let's face it, every notepad I've ever owned is full of penis doodles, and drawing one on the surface of Mars, however stupid, would be one of the crowning achievements of my life.

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    They spin it like that all the time to keep parts from getting clogged with dust or maneuver instrument arms around.

  • MarsMars Registered User regular
    so I went out with my bros the other night and met this trans girl that was hanging out with some people I know and they introduced us and we chatted it up and I was like, flabbergasted by how hot she was, not because she was trans or anything but just because she was like, real cute but I was just high enough to be on my smoochgame so I didn't, y'know, throw up and hide in a bedroom in shame

    so she gave me her number at the end of the night when I was leaving and it was like HAHA WELL HAVE TO GO THINK ABOUT SOME CORE FACETS OF MY LIFE AND SEXUALITY MAYBE I'LL HIT YOU UP TTYL

    so long story short we're going to see that Star Trek Best of Both Worlds blu-ray anniversary movie theatre showing nonsense thing tomorrow and I'm pretty sure it's a date date because there was a lot of flirting happening and I'm not entirely sure why she's stooping to going out with me and I think she's totally neat but I don't know like, how I personally am gonna deal with what's going on over there because up until now, I've had a pretty set-in-stone type, genitals-wise and I'm worried I'll be terrible and
    that's my story for you, thread

    I think it's reasonable to need an adjustment period. I also think that if you keep an open mind it probably wouldn't be a problem for very long. I mean, if the brain's a lady and the body's a lady, what do your instincts care that one chromosome is different?

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Anonymous asked:
    I'm an adult male with puffy nipples that don't change with weight loss or muscle bulk. Is surgery the only option, and any idea what sort of price tag that might have?

    Is surgery the only option? There's probably not a pill you can take. There may be some clothing options though.

    No clue on the price tag, either. I'd assume it would vary from doctor to doctor.

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Keith wrote: »
    I'm gay

    what, since when

    Since I met you

    DepressperadoCentipede Damascus
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