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Deadlands: The Weird [Phalla]. Night 9: Hell on Earth (mafia victory)!

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Wiet wrote: »
    Langly

    I'm coming back to play for you

    Yaaaaaaaaaaay

    Wait now I'm scared

  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    signup

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
  • AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    Sign ups are closed. PMs will begin shortly.

  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    lol ebum.

  • AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Day 1 begins...


    The silent deathly looking man made his way silently through the center of town on his horse. He moved with a sense of purpose, barely casting a glance at the townsfolk cowering behind their horses or slinking out of the way. When he reached the center of town, he stopped, dismounted, and called out one simple word, the name of the local sheriff:

    "Assuran."

    The gaunt figure then flipped his trench coat back and rested his hands on the grip of his gun and simply waited.

    A few seconds later, Assuran emerged from the local jail with a shotgun in his hands. He calmly made his way out to the center of town where he confronted the pale, gaunt man.

    "I'm here. What do you want, stranger?"

    The Dead Man merely nodded.

    "It's my time already? Did I get to close to the truth?"

    The deathly looking figure stood silent and waited. Assuran heaved a sigh and dropped his shotgun and rested his right hand on his holster.

    "'Least I'll go down like a man in my boots, not a dog in his bed."

    Assuran attempted to quick draw his gun, but it never made it out of his holster. A single shot rang out and the sheriff fell to the ground in a heap.

    The dead man climbed back on his horse and left without a word. He had accomplished what he set out to do.

    Day Zero Results:

    Assuran- Gun downed by a dead man in the middle of the street.

    All PMs are out. You are free to move about the cockpit. Day 1 will close tomorrow at 9 PM EST. Thank you.

    Assuran on
  • Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    Well, finally the game begins. I don't have a grudge since I've been mafia or killed by big death stars so...

    TheRoadVirus, how's Pride Rock?

  • SeGaTaiSeGaTai Registered User regular
    Silly assuran if your going to write your own death at least do something cool first. Maybe a flip?

    PSN SeGaTai
  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Well, finally the game begins. I don't have a grudge since I've been mafia or killed by big death stars so...

    TheRoadVirus, how's Pride Rock?

    Craggy and hostile

  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    everyone pm me quick

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Why?

  • MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    Why not?

  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Because reasons.

  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    What if KetBra's win condition is "Get PMs from a bunch of people"? Why would I want to help him win without knowing what team he's on?

  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    See, Geth knows what's up.

  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    "Assuran was a nice man. Maybe not a righteous man in the eyes of the ever-dignified lord but a nice man to those on this judgmental plane."

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  • MillMill Registered User regular
    "Greeting, meatbags. Seems like your sheriff died."

    Begins subtly pick-pocketing random people.

    "Also I hope he doesn't come back as some sort of zombie . . . don't want him stopping my thi . . . er, don't want him demanding people's brains as tribute for running this game."

  • Buddha73Buddha73 Registered User regular
    Too early for trusting possible foes.

  • AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    edited May 2013
    ... and we're off to the Weird West. Emphasis on weird, around here.

    Auralynx on
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  • Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
    Iron Weasel shot me in the face last game, right after offering to work together.

    Steam
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  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    If you're one of the first ten pmers, you win this fabulous prize!
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  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    I'd like to point out that godmode still pm'd me

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  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    I'm also accepting posse applications.

    QUALIFICATIONS:

    3-5 years shooting
    3-5 years horse riding
    3-5 years general surliness

    Please send all applications ATTN: @Ketbra

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  • CesareBCesareB Registered User regular
    Buddha73 wrote: »
    Too early for trusting possible foes.

    I PM a person I don't trust pretty much every time I PM someone. Fact.

  • CesareBCesareB Registered User regular
    Oh and Langly obviously

  • AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    KetBra wrote: »
    I'm also accepting posse applications.

    QUALIFICATIONS:

    3-5 years shooting
    3-5 years horse riding
    3-5 years general surliness

    Please send all applications ATTN: @Ketbra

    I far exceed your surliness requirements, but as an inveterate horse faller-off I might have some trouble with the riding end of the requisites.

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  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    What about sarcasm? Will you take that instead?

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
  • Buddha73Buddha73 Registered User regular
    Its funny how quickly the politics of the game begin.

  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    Only if it's biting sarcasm

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Premium! Imma callin' you out!

    I saw you three moons ago pouring something in the local water-hole!

    Demon's blood? Poison!?! GIN!?!?!?!

    GET YOUR BLACK MAGIC OUT OF HERE!

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  • MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    TehSpectre doesn't fool me. I can see right through you.

  • Mikey CTSMikey CTS Registered User regular
    Whose the no-good scoundrel what killed our sherriff? Fess up!

    // PSN: wyrd_warrior // MHW Name: Josei //
  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Premium! Imma callin' you out!

    I saw you three moons ago pouring something in the local water-hole!

    Demon's blood? Poison!?! GIN!?!?!?!

    GET YOUR BLACK MAGIC OUT OF HERE!

    It's a little thing called moonshine.
    You all needed to loosen up.

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Just to get this out of the way

    The vig should kill me.
    The seer should seer MegaFrost.
    The guard should protect the seer.

    Now that the specials have their orders, I'm gonna vote Langly

  • MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    Oh okay. I have a thrall power that lasts one day only. Good thing I don't know when I'm getting seered.

  • PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    ObiFett wrote: »
    Just to get this out of the way

    The vig should kill me.
    The seer should seer MegaFrost.
    The guard should protect the seer.

    Now that the specials have their orders, I'm gonna vote Langly

    What should the SK do???

    For...reasons.

  • AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    Megafrost wrote: »
    Oh okay. I have a thrall power that lasts one day only. Good thing I don't know when I'm getting seered.

    Yep. Weird already.

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  • MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    Auralynx wrote: »
    Megafrost wrote: »
    Oh okay. I have a thrall power that lasts one day only. Good thing I don't know when I'm getting seered.

    Yep. Weird Phalla already.

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Peccavi wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »
    Just to get this out of the way

    The vig should kill me.
    The seer should seer MegaFrost.
    The guard should protect the seer.

    Now that the specials have their orders, I'm gonna vote Langly

    What should the SK do???

    For...reasons.

    I don't know and I wouldn't tell him if I knew, since I want him to lose.

    Also, I don't have the same wincon as him so why would he listen to me?

  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Mah flock! The time hasuh come to take up armsuh! Let us stRYke down the evil in our midst

  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    God, I haven't seen Peccavi in what feels like ages.

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