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syndalissyndalis Getting ClassyOn the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
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This is a day I’ve been looking forward to for two-and-a-half years. Every once in a while, a revolutionary thread comes along that changes everything. And [chat] has been — well, first of all, one’s very fortunate if you get to poast in just one of these in your career. [chat] has been very fortunate. It’s been able to introduce a few of these threads into the world. 1984, introduced the [chat]intosh. It didn’t just change [chat]. It changed the whole time wasting industry. In 2001, we introduced the first i[chat], and it didn’t just change the way we all cox dix lol, it changed the entire way we slack off at work. Well, today, we’re introducing three revolutionary threads of this class. The first one is an i[chat] which talks about morbidly obese sex. The second is a revolutionary thread about what to have for lunch. And the third is a breakthrough Internet argument, probably about tipping or cost of living. So, three things: n i[chat] talking about fattie sex; a revolutionary thread about food; and a breakthrough Internet argument. An i[chat], a food thread, and an Internet argument. An i[chat], a thread … are you getting it? These are not three separate things, this is one thread, and we are calling it i[Chat]. Today, we are going to reinvent the [chat], and here it is.

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    kMu2j75.gif

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Ow, why did I think this was a good idea.

    All is pain

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    HAIL APPLE CHAT

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    BACON PANCAKES

    MAKIN BACON PANCAKES

    (~Ooh)

    TAKE SOME BACON AND I'LL PUT IT IN A PANCAKE

    BACON PANCAKES

    THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA MAKE

    BACON PANCAAAAKE

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    god stop posting about terrible fat guy sex

    i'm depressed enough as is

    what you should be thinking is that "shit, if these guys are getting laid i sure as hell can"

    Well, we don't know what their wives look like. I mean, its easy to get laid if you're willing to lower your standards. Just go out behind an olive garden.

    ok

    meet me there in 30 minutes
    heyoooooooooooooo

    That seems like an awful long time.

    I always figured you'd come within a few seconds.

    whyiaughtta

    <3

    I should see about breakfast.

    i like a lady who makes me breakfast the next day :winky:

    This is not fair!

    I refuse to do more work than you did! I'm not spending more than ten seconds on breakfast.

    I don't even think I would have time to get the bag of cereal open.

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    agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    This has it's own wikipedia article
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    nice thread

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Cinders wrote: »
    Ow, why did I think this was a good idea.

    All is pain

    Pain is good! It means something is getting done.

    That something is wildly variable though.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Awesomed for gag reflexes triggered.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    i[chat] is the best [chat].

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    So when we get to page 50 of this chat, do we just start repeating ourselves and calling it new and revolutionary for another 50 pages?

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    SammyFSammyF Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
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    Shoot it! Shoot it!

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    I think Crystal Castles' albums go in the order 1 > 3 > 2

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    agoaj wrote: »
    This has it's own wikipedia article
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    Hahahaha.

    Also now I know I how to embed hyperlinks in images.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUYSGojUuAU

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    agoaj wrote: »
    This has it's own wikipedia article
    WaitCursor-300p.gif

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyA6UXi0v6g

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Mim, before you mentioned it, I never saw weird feet things happen in lesbian porn.

    And now it keeps popping up.

    This is all your fault.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    MentalExerciseMentalExercise Indefenestrable Registered User regular
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    Awesomed for gag reflexes triggered.

    It's nice when a post has a big endowment, huh?

    "More fish for Kunta!"

    --LeVar Burton
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Cinders wrote: »
    Mim, before you mentioned it, I never saw weird feet things happen in lesbian porn.

    And now it keeps popping up.

    This is all your fault.

    This is the worst possible Baader-Meinhoff instance ever.

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Holy Fucksticks, everything Waterford makes is goddamn expensive.
    I just looked up the cake serving set we got to cut our wedding cake.

    I was all, "This knife/trowel combo cut cakes real nice. Waterford probably sells them for like $100 bucks, lol"

    Yeah. I was off by WHOA. What the fuck, Waterford?

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    I want to clarify that geth totally closed the thread on MY say so and not echo's.

    Totally.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    I am surprised that @Syndalis used his [Chat]portunity to fanboy Apple.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    Hmm, I'm torn between these.

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    On the one hand I have too much white in my apartment and so would like to break it up, plus the birch one looks more cohesive somehow. On the other hand I'm really not going for rustic in the slightest and it looks far more rustic than elegant. Not that I'm going to be able to actually afford elegant for awhile, but still.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    weird feet things?

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    man I wanna play a Pokemon game

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Is that for a kitchen table? What's the finish on the white one like? Is it more like soft paint on wood, plastic shell, or enamel?

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    moniker wrote: »
    Hmm, I'm torn between these.

    norden-gateleg-table__66396_PE179294_S4.jpg

    norden-gateleg-table__0104381_PE251365_S4.JPG

    On the one hand I have too much white in my apartment and so would like to break it up, plus the birch one looks more cohesive somehow. On the other hand I'm really not going for rustic in the slightest and it looks far more rustic than elegant. Not that I'm going to be able to actually afford elegant for awhile, but still.

    You can paint the birch one white if you don't like the birch much easier than you can make the white one look rustic.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Wut

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    I am surprised that @Syndalis used his [Chat]portunity to fanboy Apple.

    Hey, I get stewardship of [chat] so rarely, I need to play up my character to the hilt.

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    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Mim, before you mentioned it, I never saw weird feet things happen in lesbian porn.

    And now it keeps popping up.

    This is all your fault.

    WELCOME TO MY WORLD.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Mim wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Mim, before you mentioned it, I never saw weird feet things happen in lesbian porn.

    And now it keeps popping up.

    This is all your fault.

    WELCOME TO MY WORLD.

    You are some sort of terrible lesbian-porn destroying witch!

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Not to be confused with a terrible lesbian porn-destroying witch.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    It's Ikea, so likely a thin laminate/acrylic coating on the top surfaces at least.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Mim, before you mentioned it, I never saw weird feet things happen in lesbian porn.

    And now it keeps popping up.

    This is all your fault.

    WELCOME TO MY WORLD.

    YOU MONSTER

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    moniker wrote: »
    It's Ikea, so likely a thin laminate/acrylic coating on the top surfaces at least.

    FUCK IKEA

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    Wut

    Oh yeah the Huffington Post said that?

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Mim, before you mentioned it, I never saw weird feet things happen in lesbian porn.

    And now it keeps popping up.

    This is all your fault.

    WELCOME TO MY WORLD.

    You are some sort of terrible lesbian-porn destroying witch!

    Look, when the lesbian porn makers stop putting feet in mouths, vaginas or (what I fear to be next) asses, I will rest easier.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Mim, before you mentioned it, I never saw weird feet things happen in lesbian porn.

    And now it keeps popping up.

    This is all your fault.

    WELCOME TO MY WORLD.

    You are some sort of terrible lesbian-porn destroying witch!

    Look, when the lesbian porn makers stop putting feet in mouths, vaginas or (what I fear to be next) asses, I will rest easier.

    DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS

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    MentalExerciseMentalExercise Indefenestrable Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Mim, before you mentioned it, I never saw weird feet things happen in lesbian porn.

    And now it keeps popping up.

    This is all your fault.

    Wait, what's this foot thing?

    "More fish for Kunta!"

    --LeVar Burton
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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    It's Ikea, so likely a thin laminate/acrylic coating on the top surfaces at least.

    FUCK IKEA

    I love ikea once I am no longer there, and when I am in the cafeteria eating dirt cheap lingonberry jam with meatballs.

    The act of shopping at ikea is one of the circles of hell.

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