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My Little Giant Bomb: Videogames Are Bullshit

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  • agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    I bounce back and forth between local and chain

    I really like the new Domino's pan pizza

    I ordered one online today. The new pan pizza tracker plays Jazz music while a guy goes "mmm pepperoni. Oooh pepperoni!"

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  • HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Poopmaster General YobuttRegistered User regular
    i'm looking forward to Watch Dogs, the sequel to Sleeping Dogs

    I hear in this one, Wei is some kind kind of technology hacker or something

  • HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Poopmaster General YobuttRegistered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    I have to buy Watch Underscore Dogs because I need an open-world game in Chicago so bad

    I got tons of "I've been there!" moments just from Hitman Absolution, Watch Dogs will ramp that up so much

    Ah I see you'd be interested in the Early Edition game I've been working on.

    WHAT?

    I WILL BUY THIS GAME IF IT IS A REAL GAME.

    man i should really watch Early Edition again. I haven't seen it since it was new

  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    Huntera wrote: »
    Mr. G wrote: »
    The guy who owns the best local pizza place around here is now the president of the local government

    People really like his pizza

    My new proposal for a form of government:

    Whoever can make the best pizza is president

    The PIzzacractic Revolution.

    Huntera
  • HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Poopmaster General YobuttRegistered User regular
    Skip the middle man, just make the best pizza president

    TallahasseerielSCREECH OF THE FARGagoaj
  • SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    but how can you know its the best without eating it first?

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    I'm surprised that post has been around this long without someone making a herman cain joke

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    At the very least we can eliminate Papa John from running for any public office

  • agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    Pizza Hut can be Secretary of Stuffed Crust

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  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    T4CT wrote: »
    Jars wrote: »
    yes

    I'm one of them. it's already been spoiled in posts above mine

    i didn't know until your post :(

    i forgive you

    nah I knew plenty way before just now. but really it's not a spoiler because
    when naoto and kanji are talking and kanji gets creeped out it only refers to naoto as slim man or something. you don't actually know it's naoto

  • HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Poopmaster General YobuttRegistered User regular
    At the very least we can eliminate Papa John from running for any public office

    I don't think you've heard, but Papa Johns has better ingredients, better pizza, Papa Johns!

    Not only that, but they listened to our concerns and made their pizza good again!

    Commercials can't lie, it's the law

  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    At the very least we can eliminate Papa John from running for any public office

    Don't worry, Peyton Manning will run and make Papa John the vice president

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    At the very least we can eliminate Papa John from running for any public office

    I don't think you've heard, but Papa Johns has better ingredients, better pizza, Papa Johns!

    Not only that, but they listened to our concerns and made their pizza good again!

    Commercials can't lie, it's the law

    If they truly had better ingredients and better pizza, why wouldn't they be comfortable resting on their laurels?

    Huh?

    Tell me that!

    Domino's impresses me because it's the first time a food chain has said they've "improved" their product and actually meant it

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    all I eat is frozen pizza anymore

    it's so much cheaper it's ridiculous

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    sometimes I cook the frozen pizzas too

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Somehow it wouldn't surprise me if still-frozen pizza was delicious

    I prefer my Toaster Strudels frozen

  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    The guy that runs that pizza place also sells frozen versions of his pizzas

    he's got all the angles covered!

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    why would you eat a pizza that isn't cold

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    why would you eat a pizza that isn't cold

    You prefer cold pizza?

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    hot pizza is a waste of heat

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    why would you eat a pizza that isn't cold

    because my forebears harnessed the power of fire

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    save the planet

    eat cold pizza

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    why would you eat a pizza that isn't cold

    You prefer cold pizza?

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Thank you, Mr. G

    I bet you like hot pizza

  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    Cold pizza is like hella not good.

    I would never eat that if given the choice between warm & cold pizza.

    I'd microwave a pizza before I'd eat it cold, even.

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    whoa, whoa, whoa

    Huntera I think you are great

    but insulting cold pizza is not okay

    cold pizza is a fundamentally different beast from hot pizza

    it has it's own place, a sacred place that must be respected

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Eating cold pizza, to me, says

    "I give up"

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  • a5ehrena5ehren AtlantaRegistered User regular
    Cold pizza and the weird cult around it are the worst things. We have a million different ways to heat food, there is no reason to eat an utterly inferior version except for laziness.

  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    eating cold HOMEMADE pizza is the bomb

    eating cold fast food/frozen pizza

    no

    thank

    you

  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    whoa, whoa, whoa

    Huntera I think you are great

    but insulting cold pizza is not okay

    cold pizza is a fundamentally different beast from hot pizza

    it has it's own place, a sacred place that must be respected

    Please elaborate on what that place is because I am not entirely sure where it is and I could use some enlightenment about now.

  • MikeLLMikeLL What it do NEPHEW? Registered User regular
    I don't trust people who eat cold pizza.
    what other criminal acts could they be doing?

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    the only occasions I ever eat cold pizza is when I am too depressed to make the additional step over to the microwave



    which does add some credibility to the cold pizza argument, granted

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  • agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    MikeLL wrote: »
    I don't trust people who eat cold pizza.
    what other criminal acts could they be doing?

    Cold pizza leads to hot cereal leads to room-temperature ice cream.

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    open your mind, people

    you harnessed fire so you think you have to heat everything

    it's the corporations and the advertisers who prevent us from discovering the deliciousness of cold food!

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  • Ms DapperMs Dapper Yuri Librarian Registered User regular
    agoaj wrote: »
    MikeLL wrote: »
    I don't trust people who eat cold pizza.
    what other criminal acts could they be doing?

    Cold pizza leads to hot cereal leads to room-temperature ice cream.

    I once had warm cereal and it was one of the grossest things I've ever tasted.

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    I am unfamiliar

    People put milk in it and let it get warm on purpose?

  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    what do we mean by cold pizza here

    out of the refrigerator cold? because that is gross

    room temperature pizza is good

    The Betgirl
  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    Huntera wrote: »
    whoa, whoa, whoa

    Huntera I think you are great

    but insulting cold pizza is not okay

    cold pizza is a fundamentally different beast from hot pizza

    it has it's own place, a sacred place that must be respected

    Please elaborate on what that place is because I am not entirely sure where it is and I could use some enlightenment about now.
    it is the place where you had pizza for dinner and then you want a midnight snack and there's pizza in the fridge

    and you're too tired/lazy to heat it up, and it tastes good cold, so.

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    let me tell you about pouring orange juice into cereal

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    let me tell you about pouring orange juice into cereal

    Local law enforcement is now en route to your residence

    Do not flee or resist arrest

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