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My Little Giant Bomb: Videogames Are Bullshit

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  • Ms DapperMs Dapper Yuri Librarian Registered User regular
    I am unfamiliar

    People put milk in it and let it get warm on purpose?

    They heated it!

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    let me tell you about pouring orange juice into cereal

    Local law enforcement is now en route to your residence

    Do not flee or resist arrest

    WHAT IF A CHILD DREAMED OF BECOMING SOMETHING OTHER THAN WHAT SOCIETY HAD INTENDED

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    They'd arrest him for pouring orange juice into cereal

    Skylark
  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    what if you made a shortcut through breakfast by pouring cereal into your coffee

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    You're all crazy.

    Skylark
  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    My mom puts juice on her cerial. She lactoise intolerant

  • SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    why would you dampen cereal at all?

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    coffee sucks and it has always sucked

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    My mom puts juice on her cerial. She lactoise intolerant

    I'm Blastoise intolerant.

  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    My mom puts juice on her cerial. She lactoise intolerant

    There's lactose free milk (it's basically skim milk with an added ingredient that neutralizes lactose), which I use now that I am lactose intolerant (fucccckinnnnng whyyyyyy)

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    seriously though I really am lactose intolerant.

    My solution?

    fuck it, eat it anyway.

    I may wanna die later when my tummy hurts but it's better than not having it.

  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Lactaid milk is damn good and perfectly emulates the taste of its lactose-laden brother

    However

    There's a better solution!

    It's called almond milk

  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    My mom puts juice on her cereal. She lactoise intolerant

    This is an acceptable reason to do so.

  • SwissLionSwissLion We are beside ourselves! Registered User regular
    Once when I had already poured my cereal and poured the water part of my coffee, I realised I only had enough milk for the coffee.

    So then I poured the cup of coffee over the cereal

    It was delicious.

    Also homemade pizza is the only good cold pizza. When the cheese and crust is actually of some quality you have a good cold pizza.

    If the pizza you're eating isn't also good cold you are eating GARBAGE pizza.

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  • MikeLLMikeLL What it do NEPHEW? Registered User regular
    I once knew a person that said they hated ice cream in all forms.
    now you know that person exists.

  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    Lactaid milk is damn good and perfectly emulates the taste of its lactose-laden brother

    However

    There's a better solution!

    It's called almond milk

    I do not like almond milk at all, there is something about it that I cannot abide by.

    Which also means almond based ice cream is right out the door so I am Totally Boned re: ice cream

  • SwissLionSwissLion We are beside ourselves! Registered User regular
    Uriel you should try out soy milk.

    It sounds crazy at first and does taste different but it's pretty awesome.

    And you can have chocolate milk on your cereal and feel less bad about it because it's just beans

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Just do what I do with everything in life.

    Do what you want and fuck the consequences.

    Skylark
  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Huntera wrote: »
    Lactaid milk is damn good and perfectly emulates the taste of its lactose-laden brother

    However

    There's a better solution!

    It's called almond milk

    I do not like almond milk at all, there is something about it that I cannot abide by.

    Which also means almond based ice cream is right out the door so I am Totally Boned re: ice cream

    I am unaware of almond-based ice cream, but Breyer's offers chocolate and vanilla in lactose-free varieties, at least, and they're readily available anywhere

  • MikeLLMikeLL What it do NEPHEW? Registered User regular
    SwissLion wrote: »
    Uriel you should try out soy milk.

    It sounds crazy at first and does taste different but it's pretty awesome.

    And you can have chocolate milk on your cereal and feel less bad about it because it's just beans

    I'm not lactose intolerant and I like soy milk. It's sweet, and I like it for cooking especially.

  • SwissLionSwissLion We are beside ourselves! Registered User regular
    Huntera just eat sorbet.

    Sorbet is the sorbest.

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    Gatsby
  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Actually I'm pretty lucky in that I don't care for milk a whole lot and only ever have it with the odd bowl of cereal here and there.

    What kills me is my love of cheese and ice cream.

  • SwissLionSwissLion We are beside ourselves! Registered User regular
    MikeLL wrote: »
    SwissLion wrote: »
    Uriel you should try out soy milk.

    It sounds crazy at first and does taste different but it's pretty awesome.

    And you can have chocolate milk on your cereal and feel less bad about it because it's just beans

    I'm not lactose intolerant and I like soy milk. It's sweet, and I like it for cooking especially.

    I'm not either! I had a weird lactose thing as a kid that I grew out of though and that's where I learned to love soy milk.

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  • SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    best cereal for day to day life: honey bunches of oats with strawberries

    best for attempting suicide: cap'n crunch

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  • Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    Dry cereal with a glass of orange juice or V8 on the side.

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  • SwissLionSwissLion We are beside ourselves! Registered User regular
    Bran and Sultanas, please.

    What other cereal would you even eat.

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I just had a bowl of rice crispies with milk actually.

    Really tasty but now my stomach feels like it's going to explode.

  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Honey Bunches of Oats with Almonds, with almond milk

    It's an overdose of almond

    The very best way to die

  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    A friend of mine once ran out of milk and tried beer on cereal instead.

    I think he almost threw up.

    Flay on
  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    reminder: milk is super gross

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    I think this is one of the most off-putting things a game has ever asked me to do

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Uhhh

    What the hell?

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    for a second I thought those were punnett squares

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  • SwissLionSwissLion We are beside ourselves! Registered User regular
    Punnet squares would be my favourite dumb roundabout way to generate a character.

    Create two entirely custom characters first right down to a genetic level, and then we'll randomise their offspring who will be your actual character.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    that is

    something

  • Ms DapperMs Dapper Yuri Librarian Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
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    Jeff Gerstmann describing the Giant Bomb logo.

    Ms Dapper on
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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    there's got to be some insanely detailed character creator that has punnet squares involved

    sounds like something you'd find in a molyneux joint

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  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    i don't really think that's that gross of a thing

    there's probably a better way to go about it but plenty of people like designing their pre-made characters after themselves (I am one of these) and that seems like the normal "pick a base and then slide left-right" than just picking skin color?

    unless i'm missing something egregious in that screenshot which is super possible

  • Medium DaveMedium Dave Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    coffee sucks and it has always sucked

    Coffee is great...properly prepared.

    Like a good beer, you need to seek it out. I now buy from a local roaster, use a French press or AeroPress and grind my own beans. My coffee is fucking delicious and you barely need sugar in it, it's so tasty, and earthy and not bitter and flavorful.

    Coffee is great.

    So is tea.

    Gatsby
  • SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    my ethnicity is 32.5 but my moms side is 16.45

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