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[Mechwarrior:Online] Missile HSR is in. Mvrck is the happiest person alive.

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  • NotoriusBENNotoriusBEN Registered User regular
    A blackjack sporting only medium lasers could be a LimeyJack

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  • DelphinidaesDelphinidaes FFXIV: Delphi Kisaragi Registered User regular
    I hope you guys are right about the ballistics because I really would want to make a Dakkajack.

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  • m!ttensm!ttens he/himRegistered User regular
    Sarna.net wrote:
    The prototype version of the Blackjack was designed to carry Flamers, but were replaced with two light autocannons in the production version

    4x Flamer + 1 LB-10X =BlackHotPlasmaSprayerCannon?
    That name is... a little bit of a mouthful :winky:
    I'm so sorry.

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    PornDickWarriorTits OnlineVulvaCock

  • m!ttensm!ttens he/himRegistered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    PornDickWarriorTits OnlineVulvaCock

    ...while farting.

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  • DiplominatorDiplominator Hardcore Porg Registered User regular
    A blackjack sporting only medium lasers could be a LimeyJack

    ...AppleJack

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    m!ttens wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    PornDickWarriorTits OnlineVulvaCock

    ...while farting.

    ...I have that DVD.

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    MWO: WDBWF

    <3

  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    BlackJack with smallest engine to fit in the most weapons:

    LumberJack

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  • DiplominatorDiplominator Hardcore Porg Registered User regular
    BJ-1X loaded with eight small lasers:

    SlapJack

  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    Blackjack with large pulse lasers:

    Wubbajack.

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  • CarbonFireCarbonFire See you in the countryRegistered User regular
    BJ-1 w/ 2x Gauss Rifles

    TurretJack

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  • DiplominatorDiplominator Hardcore Porg Registered User regular
    BlackJack with trout, five air horns, a stepladder, three clowns, toast, watermelon bubble gum, a deck of playing cards except the clubs, and a Mad God:

    WabbaJack.

    WabbaJack WabbaJack WabbaJack.

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  • HydroSqueegeeHydroSqueegee ULTRACAT!!!™®© Registered User regular
    Kusmeroglu wrote: »
    I appreciate mechs that have easily created nicknames. Remember, you saw KablamaJack here first. (UltraJack is quite amusing too) ((wonder what we can use HiJack for-- poptarters?))

    answer my PM, Wench!

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  • tuxkamentuxkamen really took this picture. Registered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    The Blackjack looks AMAZING.

    I'm buying it...

    [|B)

    ...in spades.


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  • HydroSqueegeeHydroSqueegee ULTRACAT!!!™®© Registered User regular
    blackjack piloted by 99% of you mofos... CrackerJack

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  • ElbasunuElbasunu Registered User regular
    I'm going to put the most expensive shit in my Black Jack and call it the SitForLessTrueBlackJack.

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  • ElbasunuElbasunu Registered User regular
    Also, a blackjack with jump jets would be a JackPot (because it's high!!!!!!111!!11!!!)

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  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Gaslight wrote: »
    Blackjack with large pulse lasers:

    Wubbajack.

    Jackawubby

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  • tuxkamentuxkamen really took this picture. Registered User regular
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    Gaslight wrote: »
    Blackjack with large pulse lasers:

    Wubbajack.

    Jackawubby

    Why not Blackstep?

    I can see the video already

    TORSO TWIST ERR DAY

    duuuuuuuuuuh wubwubwubwub

    COMSTAR 4 lyfe


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    Thus, the others all die before tuxkamen dies to the vote. Hence, tuxkamen survives, village victory.
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  • SyngyneSyngyne Registered User regular
    Skinflute Symphony

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  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    I support calling poptarting Blackjacks Jumping Jacks.

    I hear using one with a laser boat config is a gas gas gas

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  • AvalonGuardAvalonGuard Registered User regular
    It felt as if a million nerds groaned and rolled their eyes...

    (puns are best)

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  • BillGatesBillGates Registered User regular
    Just a quick reminder, I will be streaming from the Oosiks account in about 20 mins.

    Feel free to populate chat with questions you may have, or crazy builds you want me to try!

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  • CycloneRangerCycloneRanger Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Blackjack painted red:

    Redjac

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  • BastableBastable Registered User regular
    Man it seems Mechwarrior will glitch out when any form of Driver gfx options are used. Turn off all my preferred cat driver anti aliasing and vsync, now the game has textures and everything is not a ghost.

    So that's good, also everything looks better from the early beta days.

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    "I think I can comment on this because I used to live above the Baby Doll Lounge, a topless bar that was once frequented by bikers in lower Manhattan."

  • HydroSqueegeeHydroSqueegee ULTRACAT!!!™®© Registered User regular
    Time for another episode of Extreme Makeover: Mech Edition!

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    HOT!

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  • AvynteAvynte Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
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    Bad moons is da flashiest of gitz

    Avynte on
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  • TOGSolidTOGSolid Drunk sailor Seattle, WashingtonRegistered User regular
    Here's that note about the missile update thing:
    Missile Update:
    Missiles are coming along. A lot of stuff has been rewritten and we have to test and retune numbers to get them ready to be released back into the live game. So far LRM's are looking really good and SRM's are soon to be addressed as well. As of this writing we're putting the final numbers on LRMs so they'll be ready for large scale testing very soon.

    DATE: All of the above is expected to be released in the May 21st patch.

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  • ErlkönigErlkönig Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    @AvalonGuard: that was just painful to watch. And I knew it was going to turn out that way.

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  • AvalonGuardAvalonGuard Registered User regular
    Meaning that I'm just that much of an unhittable ninja? :p

  • ErlkönigErlkönig Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Watching dang near my entire team play "Catch the Spider!" when it's a Conquest match and we only have 1 control point (not including the one I was sitting on). I even called out to them "Hey...maybe grab a point or two if you don't want this to go badly for us..."

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  • HydroSqueegeeHydroSqueegee ULTRACAT!!!™®© Registered User regular
    painting up in pirate camo then yelling ARRRRRRRRRRRR! after every kill never gets old. 4 kills... terrible pubbies.

    ARRRRRRR!

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  • DelphinidaesDelphinidaes FFXIV: Delphi Kisaragi Registered User regular
    A little late night Oosik action going on :D

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  • BillGatesBillGates Registered User regular
    They capped instead of fought. COWARDS.

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  • AvalonGuardAvalonGuard Registered User regular
    We were a little outweighed, seriously outgunned, and the enemy was poptarting pretty deep in our territory. So we went around.

  • HydroSqueegeeHydroSqueegee ULTRACAT!!!™®© Registered User regular
    BillGates wrote: »
    They capped instead of fought. COWARDS.

    says the poptarter...

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  • AvalonGuardAvalonGuard Registered User regular
    Played three hours tonight, not a single crash or HUD issue whatsoever. The game is the absolute most stable it has ever been for me.

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  • BillGatesBillGates Registered User regular
    BillGates wrote: »
    They capped instead of fought. COWARDS.

    says the poptarter...

    Guilty.
    We were a little outweighed, seriously outgunned, and the enemy was poptarting pretty deep in our territory. So we went around.


    Yeah you guys were. I would have done the same, just busting balls =P

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  • Judge-ZJudge-Z Teacher, for Great Justice Upstate NYRegistered User regular
    Happiness is...

    ...legging a spider in mid-jump with a PPC. Then coring it with a gauss on the next shot, as it tries to jump away.

    Wish I had recorded that.

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