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Context is everything
joshofalltrades
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I am easily amused. This comes in really handy sometimes.
Sometimes I make up games to amuse myself when I start to feel bored. This is my newest game, and since I haven't shared it with anyone until now, I look like a real nutter when I start chortling at seemingly nothing at all. But that's happened often enough now that I think more people should share in the game.
It's really simple. Take the context away from something. It can be a work of art, of literature, even holy scripture:
If you simply take away any references to healing here, Jesus looks like a super huge dick who tells a handicapped person to just get the fuck up, runs off before he gets called on it, then comes back and threatens him.
Granted, this isn't an original idea I had. There's this thing called Garfield Minus Garfield which is fucking amazing and makes that comic strip about a billion times funnier (and darker as well; Jon kind of creeps me out in those strips).
The only rule is that there are no rules. Edit videos, pictures, take still frames, ruin classic literature, whatever. The only thing that matters is that 1) you remove important context from something and 2) it becomes something wholly different, and hopefully either interesting or funny as a result.
Sometimes I make up games to amuse myself when I start to feel bored. This is my newest game, and since I haven't shared it with anyone until now, I look like a real nutter when I start chortling at seemingly nothing at all. But that's happened often enough now that I think more people should share in the game.
It's really simple. Take the context away from something. It can be a work of art, of literature, even holy scripture:
John 5 wrote:Some time later, Jesus went up to Jerusalem for one of the Jewish festivals. Now there is in Jerusalem near the Sheep Gate a pool, which in Aramaic is called Bethesda and which is surrounded by five covered colonnades. Here a great number of disabled people used to lie—the blind, the lame, the paralyzed. One who was there had been an invalid for thirty-eight years. When Jesus saw him lying there and learned that he had been in this condition for a long time, he asked him, “Do you want to get well?”
“Sir,” the invalid replied, “I have no one to help me into the pool when the water is stirred. While I am trying to get in, someone else goes down ahead of me.”
Then Jesus said to him, “Get up! Pick up your mat and walk.” (...)
The day on which this took place was a Sabbath, and so the Jewish leaders said to the man, “It is the Sabbath; the law forbids you to carry your mat.”
But he replied, “The man said to me, ‘Pick up your mat and walk.’ ”
So they asked him, “Who is this fellow who told you to pick it up and walk?”
The man had no idea who it was, for Jesus had slipped away into the crowd that was there.
Later Jesus found him at the temple and said to him, “See, stop sinning or something worse may happen to you.”
If you simply take away any references to healing here, Jesus looks like a super huge dick who tells a handicapped person to just get the fuck up, runs off before he gets called on it, then comes back and threatens him.
Granted, this isn't an original idea I had. There's this thing called Garfield Minus Garfield which is fucking amazing and makes that comic strip about a billion times funnier (and darker as well; Jon kind of creeps me out in those strips).
The only rule is that there are no rules. Edit videos, pictures, take still frames, ruin classic literature, whatever. The only thing that matters is that 1) you remove important context from something and 2) it becomes something wholly different, and hopefully either interesting or funny as a result.
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omg josh what are you doing
Haha, I knew this would happen, I just didn't expect it so soon.
Yes, Terry Goodkind does action sequences like the above with that many paragraphs. I didn't change that, and that's not the joke, though I guess it is sort of funny. I suppose he's trying to make it feel fast-paced or more exciting? Or something? To me, it just makes it feel like he needs to go back and take some writing courses.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
way of the future
KELETS!
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Holy shit, blast from the past.