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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    I'm really, really tired of these "games journalists" who are trying their damnedest to pretend they are interested in or even understand what's going on. Especially when it's women who are pretty clearly only in front of the camera because titties. I'm pretty sure this is why G4 is dead.
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=_i9Fa2UrDAk

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  • MegamaniacoMegamaniaco Madrid, Spain (again!)Registered User regular
    I can't wait for people to read my messages in bottles in Wind Waker
    Just a castaway
    I've been lost at sea, oh
    Another lonely day
    No one here but me, oh
    More loneliness
    Than any man could bear
    Rescue me before
    I fall into despair

    - UnbreakableVow

    I might use this function to send Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri quotes at times appropriate and inappropriate.

    Because, hey, SMAC is post-apocalytpic and Wind Waker is also post-apocalyptic so it'd be a good fit, right?

    THIS. SMAC quotes all day sounds like a wonderful idea.
    "Man has killed man from the beginning of time, and each new frontier has brought new ways and new places to die. Why should the future be different?".

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  • StormwatcherStormwatcher Blegh BlughRegistered User regular
    i want moar metroooooooooooooooooid

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  • UncleSporkyUncleSporky Registered User regular
    I can think of all sorts of cool messages.

    "Look behind you."

    "Ten steps south of the big rock, then 10 steps east. You'll see it."

    "Your grandmother's soup is delicious."

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    i want moar metroooooooooooooooooid
    Note: Other M is not considered Metroid.

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  • JDetanJDetan Registered User regular
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    i want moar metroooooooooooooooooid
    Note: Other M is not considered Metroid.

    Dammit, my psychotherapy had almost convinced me that game didn't exist. Well, back to drinking myself to death to forget.

  • Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    I can think of all sorts of cool messages.

    "Look behind you."

    "Ten steps south of the big rock, then 10 steps east. You'll see it."

    "Your grandmother's soup is delicious."

    Just send out "I am Error" over and over and over again.

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  • UncleSporkyUncleSporky Registered User regular
    I can think of all sorts of cool messages.

    "Look behind you."

    "Ten steps south of the big rock, then 10 steps east. You'll see it."

    "Your grandmother's soup is delicious."

    Just send out "I am Error" over and over and over again.

    A huge grassroots campaign to send out 40,000 notes that all say "Error 124: Unable to connect to Miiverse service."

    That would be terrible!

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  • destroyah87destroyah87 They/Them She/HerRegistered User regular
    I can think of all sorts of cool messages.

    "Look behind you."

    "Ten steps south of the big rock, then 10 steps east. You'll see it."

    "Your grandmother's soup is delicious."

    Just send out "I am Error" over and over and over again.

    Assuming I understand the system, I foresee myself having much fun with it.

    "Don't blink. Blink and you're dead."

    Or

    "I am the very model of a modern major general."

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  • Dirk2112Dirk2112 Registered User regular
    "Don't forget to drink your Ovaltine"

    "A man a plan a canal Panama"

    "Lawnmower blade dull from running over all those rupees? Come to Beedle for your sharpening needs."

    "I should have never taken that Carnival Cruise"

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  • RiokennRiokenn Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Riokenn wrote: »
    Seriously? Wonderful 101 is a Superhero beat-em up where all you do is smash buttons as fast as you can. Any kid would love that.

    From what I've seen it's not a beat-em-up at all. If it is, so is Pikmin and Little King's Story.

    What? No it's not. I played the demo at PAX and you punch the day lights outta robots by amassing a huge army of Superheros.

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  • DirtyDirty Registered User regular
    Man, I hope there's an option to not have all your silly messages wash up on my shore.

  • Dirk2112Dirk2112 Registered User regular
    Dirty wrote: »
    Man, I hope there's an option to not have all your silly messages wash up on my shore.

    I guess you are going to have to unfriend everyone.

    I'm looking forward to not being able to sail the boat due to there being glass bottles as far as the eye can see. If anything it will teach children why we shouldn't litter.

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  • Big DookieBig Dookie Smells great! Houston, TXRegistered User regular
    Anyone else going to the Best Buy demos today? I'm going to try and get there a bit early in case there's a line. I really have no idea what to expect in terms of how crowded it will be. Part of me wants to see tons of people there clamoring for a chance to play, while the selfish part of me wants it to be empty so I'll have them all to myself.

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  • DirtyDirty Registered User regular
    Dirk2112 wrote: »
    Dirty wrote: »
    Man, I hope there's an option to not have all your silly messages wash up on my shore.

    I guess you are going to have to unfriend everyone.

    I'm looking forward to not being able to sail the boat due to there being glass bottles as far as the eye can see. If anything it will teach children why we shouldn't litter.

    Oh, so you only get messages from your friends? In that case, crisis averted! I have nobody on my Wii U friend list.

  • Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    Big Dookie wrote: »
    Anyone else going to the Best Buy demos today? I'm going to try and get there a bit early in case there's a line. I really have no idea what to expect in terms of how crowded it will be. Part of me wants to see tons of people there clamoring for a chance to play, while the selfish part of me wants it to be empty so I'll have them all to myself.

    The closest to me was down in Boston and I couldn't justify time off work for it. I do think I'll hit that tour they are doing later in the summer since a weekend trip down is always fun. I'm guessing they'll be good chances for Street Passes on the 3DS as well.

  • Dirk2112Dirk2112 Registered User regular
    Dirty wrote: »
    Dirk2112 wrote: »
    Dirty wrote: »
    Man, I hope there's an option to not have all your silly messages wash up on my shore.

    I guess you are going to have to unfriend everyone.

    I'm looking forward to not being able to sail the boat due to there being glass bottles as far as the eye can see. If anything it will teach children why we shouldn't litter.

    Oh, so you only get messages from your friends? In that case, crisis averted! I have nobody on my Wii U friend list.

    I'm not sure exactly. They have only said it is tied in with Miiverse.

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  • Oniros25Oniros25 Registered User regular
    edited June 2013
    I am really looking forward to playing Mario 3D World with my girlfriend. The trailer brought out her inner-child in a huge way when it revealed she would get to play as a magical princess who can transform into a kitty. That was adorable.

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  • UncleSporkyUncleSporky Registered User regular
    While I think the catsuit is awesome and a cool idea and all, I don't like how it looks. To me it doesn't fit in with the existing set of suits very well. I'm not sure what I would suggest to do it better though.

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  • Big DookieBig Dookie Smells great! Houston, TXRegistered User regular
    Dirty wrote: »
    Oh, so you only get messages from your friends? In that case, crisis averted! I have nobody on my Wii U friend list.

    That's crazy talk. Add me, fool!

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  • Big DookieBig Dookie Smells great! Houston, TXRegistered User regular
    Ubisoft to Nintendo: Sell More Systems and We'll Make More Exclusives

    Of course, my initial gut reaction to this is "Screw you Ubisoft!" However, it's hard to deny that Ubisoft has already been one of the biggest third-party supporters of the Wii U, if not THE biggest. I actually kind of understand where they're coming from, even if it does make me a bit sad. They are at least still supporting the system fully, even if it isn't with exclusives.

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  • MatriasMatrias Registered User regular
    I really like this line up and will buy a bunch of these games.

    I'm an adult who just plays games I like

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  • Brainiac 8Brainiac 8 Don't call me Shirley... Registered User regular
    edited June 2013
    Guys guys guys: Sub Cons are back!

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    *Really hopes for a return of Mouser and Wart*

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  • Big DookieBig Dookie Smells great! Houston, TXRegistered User regular
    Matrias wrote: »
    I really like this line up and will buy a bunch of these games.

    I'm an adult who just plays games I like

    Heresy. You tell us which console you think is doomed right this instant, 'er else you c'n GIIIIIT OUT!

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  • Knight_Knight_ Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    Big Dookie wrote: »
    Matrias wrote: »
    I really like this line up and will buy a bunch of these games.

    I'm an adult who just plays games I like

    Heresy. You tell us which console you think is doomed right this instant, 'er else you c'n GIIIIIT OUT!

    We're all doomed in the end.

    Also the Vita, duh. :D

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  • JDetanJDetan Registered User regular
    edited June 2013
    Big Dookie wrote: »
    Matrias wrote: »
    I really like this line up and will buy a bunch of these games.

    I'm an adult who just plays games I like

    Heresy. You tell us which console you think is doomed right this instant, 'er else you c'n GIIIIIT OUT!


    HA! Trick question! The XBone is doomed because of the DRM and Price, the WiiU is doomed because Nintendo, the 3DS is doomed because it's a new Virtual Boy gimmick, the PS4 is doomed because dudebros (or something), the Vita is doomed because it's going up against Nintendo (who of course, are still doomed themselves), PC gaming is doomed because it's been dead for years and apparently Steam doesn't exist, World of Warcraft is doomed because nobody plays it anymore despite having 8 million players, and the Android and iOS games are all doomed because they're for casuals, and casualys all play Nintendo games and Nintendo is doomed. In fact, the very concept of gaming is doomed! IN FACT, THE VERY CONCEPT OF RECREATION IS DOOMED!

    Did I get everything?

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  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Mblackwell wrote: »
    LOL LAST GEN!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APWTJMyM4qg

    But seriously, third party developers that complained about system power just look stupid once you see that.

    Not to pick on this too hard, because yeah its beautiful.

    If the WiiU logo wasn't on this, you could have told me this was an xbox 360 or PS3 game and I would have believed you.

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  • Maz-Maz- 飛べ Registered User regular
    But what if doom itself is doomed?

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  • JDetanJDetan Registered User regular
    Maz- wrote: »
    But what if doom itself is doomed?

    That's Nintendo's business plan. Loop the doom around and use it as a perpetual motion machine.

  • edzeppedzepp Registered User regular
  • MatriasMatrias Registered User regular
    edited June 2013
    Big Dookie wrote: »
    Matrias wrote: »
    I really like this line up and will buy a bunch of these games.

    I'm an adult who just plays games I like

    Heresy. You tell us which console you think is doomed right this instant, 'er else you c'n GIIIIIT OUT!
    I think the games business is going to change dramatically in ten years but the big players today will still be big players then. as I get older I get the less I've wanted someone to 'Win' and the more I've just wanted business to be good for the people who make good games.

    I've found the ios/Wii/Kinect era really tiresome but this E3 was pretty noteworthy I think. I'm excited to be gamer again for the first time in awhile.

    also, there was a guy earlier in the thread that was "I'm worried Nintendo doesn't have JRPGs" but I don't think audiences really think in these terms anymore.

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  • Oniros25Oniros25 Registered User regular
    Doom is already solving the economic crisis by creating millions of new jobs in the form of a legion of games "journalists" dedicated entirely to divining Nostrodamus-style the exact date of the Nintendo Apocalypse. But like all first party Nintendo products, Nintendo Apocalypse keeps getting delayed. The Apocalypse is Nintendo's Duke Nukem Forever.

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  • destroyah87destroyah87 They/Them She/HerRegistered User regular
    edzepp wrote: »
    One day, Dr. doom will solve the energy crisis.

    Of course, he'll hold the secret hostage until Reed Richards surrenders to him or something.

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  • edzeppedzepp Registered User regular
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA6CAgv6p6g

    Oddly enough, I'd say Mario Kart is a better demonstration of what the Wii U can do technically. Fantastic image quality, lovely effects and a consistent frame rate equal good times for my eyeballs.

  • skeldareskeldare Gresham, ORRegistered User regular
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  • edzeppedzepp Registered User regular
    Free to play? Good or bad, I wonder? Also, can we take his word for it?

  • skeldareskeldare Gresham, ORRegistered User regular
    edzepp wrote: »
    Free to play? Good or bad, I wonder? Also, can we take his word for it?

    Apparently he's a software research analyst, so who knows.

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  • Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Mblackwell wrote: »
    LOL LAST GEN!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APWTJMyM4qg

    But seriously, third party developers that complained about system power just look stupid once you see that.

    Not to pick on this too hard, because yeah its beautiful.

    If the WiiU logo wasn't on this, you could have told me this was an xbox 360 or PS3 game and I would have believed you.

    To be completely honest, there were almost no games shown thus far at E3 that I wouldn't have believed were possible on the PS3/360. I guess I don't have a great eye for stuff, because most of the time during the conferences I couldn't really see the major difference in the footage between what they were showing and what is already done in games like Uncharted, Mass Effect or the many current gen COD games. I'm guessing the difference will be clearer on TV sets in full HD, etc, but we're at the point graphically where I think it's harder and harder to really tell.

  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    The New Dead Rising, Metal Gear Solid V, Ryse (despite the QTE Hell), Sony's Last Sorcerer Tech Demo... these are all things that are simply not possible on the older hardware.

    There is a clear line, and while most launch titles aren't showcasing that line so well... last generation launch games just looked like slightly pretties PS2/Xbox 1 games, and it took a few months to a year for people to really wrap their head around the changes.

    the fact that we already have stuff like that first list of games being shown off does show the kind of uphill battle Nintendo has made for themselves.

    The WiiU will have no shortage of amazing and fun games to play on it from Nintendo, but once again they made themselves the system that is easy to port to from the prior generation as opposed to the one we will all be in shortly, and that kills 3rd party development.

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  • The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Lehi, UTRegistered User regular
    Oniros25 wrote: »
    Doom is already solving the economic crisis by creating millions of new jobs in the form of a legion of games "journalists" dedicated entirely to divining Nostrodamus-style the exact date of the Nintendo Apocalypse. But like all first party Nintendo products, Nintendo Apocalypse keeps getting delayed. The Apocalypse is Nintendo's Duke Nukem Forever.

    My 'favorite' was yesterday on the Gametrailers/Spike feed, when they were apparently so bitchy about the Wii Fit Trainer announcement (granted, that was dumb) that they just whined like little kids for half an hour about Nintendo and them 'not being ready to play with the big boys' like some sort of console-warring children.

    But the best part of it was, the whole time in their 'discussions' with each other, with interviewees like Gerstman and dude who was in charge of THQ when it went under (really? that desperate for talking heads?), they were all "Yeah, the games look like a ton of fun, and we're obviously going to buy them all; but come on nintendo, try harder!" :rotate:

    Which is the ongoing theme it seems from E3.

    'Everyone' loves Nintendos games, 'everyone' will buy them, but clearly that's not good enough and doom.

    On the subject of Ubisoft; its a sucky situation. They want Nintendo to sell more consoles to get more exclusives; but without exclusives Nintendo is only going to be able to continue selling to the hardcore Nintendo fans. Dude (at ubisoft) said Nintendo needs to 'take steps' to sell more consoles; but what is Nintendo supposed to do, outside of potentially taking a pretty big hit per console and dumping the price a ton? They're putting out games as fast as they can alone. They could advertise better, for sure, but what else?

    If I just put on my tinfoil hat for a minute, it feels a bit like some publishers (EA) aren't going to play ball with Nintendo unless nintendo starts moneyhatting them for ports and/or exclusives. Ubisoft has been good enough, Square Enix has been fine too; and all of these (except EA) still support the 3DS so it's not like they must have bad relationships with Nintendo. But EA not putting anything on the 3DS or the WiiU makes it pretty clear that there's more than just financials at work there.

    I don't want Nintendo to go that route though, like Microsoft does so often, paying out the nose for DLC exclusives and such; but at the same time they really really do need to figure out how to have better relationships with these developers.

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