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SE's new home and MySQL woes

Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
I seem to be getting the re-occuring MySQL errors that had until recently been exterminated by some session-limiting coding the admins had done. Has SE's new move fussed that all up?

It seems to be limited to the new SE++ location...

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  • ÄlphämönkëyÄlphämönkëy Registered User regular
    edited August 2004
    Ill take a look.

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  • G0DG0D Registered User regular
    edited August 2004
    I've been computerless for... um... all damned summer. So I am utterly lost as to what you've done with the forums. Basically though:


    "I want my, I want my, I want my SE++"


    SO WHERE IS IT?

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  • PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    edited August 2004
    ************

    Paladin on
    Marty: The future, it's where you're going?
    Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
  • G0DG0D Registered User regular
    edited August 2004
    [ alpha edit : fail ]

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  • DinostatorDinostator Registered User regular
    edited August 2004
    Something weird happed to both the end of this page and the Topic Review.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2004
    It has something to do with what either Paladin or G0D said.

    Or G0D's sig, but I don't know about the topic review.

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  • PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    edited August 2004
    It's my fault; I'm so sorry

    EDIT YOUR POST SO WE CAN HIDE THIS

    Paladin on
    Marty: The future, it's where you're going?
    Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited August 2004
    no way...jose.

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  • PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    edited August 2004
    ***************

    Paladin on
    Marty: The future, it's where you're going?
    Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
  • PheezerPheezer Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2004
    Hey look, I fixed it.

    Pheezer on
    IT'S GOT ME REACHING IN MY POCKET IT'S GOT ME FORKING OVER CASH
    CUZ THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE MIDDLE AND IT'S GIVING ME A RASH
  • TDLTDL ClubPA, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2004
    How about you fix this?

    TDL on
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    We fall but our souls are flying
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2004
    TDL wrote:
    How about you fix this?


    I don't know if pheezer is on, but since you both are over your time frame, and I don't really see any post in the deputy forum saying why either of you were jailed, and since my research shows that it seems like a silly jailing, I am going to unjail both of you.

    EDIT: done and done.

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  • matthias00matthias00 Registered User regular
    edited August 2004
    Oh, the secret aztec forum ruining code has resurfaced, I guess.

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  • TDLTDL ClubPA, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2004
    TDL wrote:
    How about you fix this?


    I don't know if pheezer is on, but since you both are over your time frame, and I don't really see any post in the deputy forum saying why either of you were jailed, and since my research shows that it seems like a silly jailing, I am going to unjail both of you.

    EDIT: done and done.

    Thanks. :)

    I got jailed because I made a joke at Exo's expense, but he jumped to the conclusion that I was mocking him. And then proceeded to ignore the fact that I wasn't making fun of him. Not that that would be reason enough to jail someone anyway.

    Thanks again.

    TDL on
    Meet me on my vast veranda
    My sweet, untouched Miranda
    And while the seagulls are crying
    We fall but our souls are flying
  • ExoVarkExoVark Registered User regular
    edited August 2004
    Munkus is officially invited to my birthday this year.

    And pheezer: I'm totally going to have my dad kick your ass.

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  • PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    edited August 2004
    Alpha you didn't really need to jail him; I doubt he knew what would happen.

    BUT HE SHOULD HAVE FIXED HIS POST

    That NEVER HAPPENED.

    Paladin on
    Marty: The future, it's where you're going?
    Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
  • PheezerPheezer Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2004
    TDL wrote:
    TDL wrote:
    How about you fix this?


    I don't know if pheezer is on, but since you both are over your time frame, and I don't really see any post in the deputy forum saying why either of you were jailed, and since my research shows that it seems like a silly jailing, I am going to unjail both of you.

    EDIT: done and done.

    Thanks. :)

    I got jailed because I made a joke at Exo's expense, but he jumped to the conclusion that I was mocking him. And then proceeded to ignore the fact that I wasn't making fun of him. Not that that would be reason enough to jail someone anyway.

    Thanks again.

    I totally unjailed you at the time. I could've sworn I did.

    Then again, that whole things been giving me trouble lately, what with claiming things were done that weren't.

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    IT'S GOT ME REACHING IN MY POCKET IT'S GOT ME FORKING OVER CASH
    CUZ THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE MIDDLE AND IT'S GIVING ME A RASH
  • PheezerPheezer Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2004
    Paladin wrote:
    Alpha you didn't really need to jail him; I doubt he knew what would happen.

    BUT HE SHOULD HAVE FIXED HIS POST

    That NEVER HAPPENED.

    Actually, I jailed him, to fix the thread at the time. Since alpha clearly knows about this now, I'll just go ahead and unjail him.

    Pheezer on
    IT'S GOT ME REACHING IN MY POCKET IT'S GOT ME FORKING OVER CASH
    CUZ THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE MIDDLE AND IT'S GIVING ME A RASH
  • matthias00matthias00 Registered User regular
    edited August 2004
    He should have known about it for a long time... I've already "shown" him it before. Of course, that was during his vacation.

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  • ÄlphämönkëyÄlphämönkëy Registered User regular
    edited August 2004
    I know a handful of ways to fuck with the forums using bbcode. The thing is, I regard it somewhat like a gentler goatse, you can do it, but everyone gets pissed at you for it. The templating (bbcode) code is batshit insane. Nathan Codding, the guy who made it, was either brilliant in ways I can't fathom, on some programmer-centric crack, or both.

    I think the error lies partially with phpBB, but a large part of the blame is on our specific template. I just dont have the time right now to sit down for 8 hours and re-work it all. (I have said this before, it is probably still searchable in the Monkey Den) Many people have showed me stuff like this, but to be honest, it is so far down on my todo list, I dont even sketch up ideas of how to fix it. I understand it bugs people, but here is the deal, if someone abuses BBCode we will remove his\her right to use it. Plain and simple.

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  • PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    edited August 2004
    I know a handful of ways to fuck with the forums using bbcode. The thing is, I regard it somewhat like a gentler goatse, you can do it, but everyone gets pissed at you for it. The templating (bbcode) code is batshit insane. Nathan Codding, the guy who made it, was either brilliant in ways I can't fathom, on some programmer-centric crack, or both.

    I think the error lies partially with phpBB, but a large part of the blame is on our specific template. I just dont have the time right now to sit down for 8 hours and re-work it all.
    It'll take you 8 hours?

    CONSARN IT

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    Marty: The future, it's where you're going?
    Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
  • ÄlphämönkëyÄlphämönkëy Registered User regular
    edited August 2004
    Paladin wrote:
    It'll take you 8 hours?

    CONSARN IT
    To go through every template file in phpBB and then reference that against bbcode.php would take about 2-3 hours, multiply that by the number of errors and assume I keep getting better finding and fixing them, yeah, 8 sounds about right. If I were to fix one part of the template engine I might as well fix the whole thing, so it would require me to rewrite the template code entirely.

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  • PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    edited August 2004
    Paladin wrote:
    It'll take you 8 hours?

    CONSARN IT
    To go through every template file in phpBB and then reference that against bbcode.php, to find the problem would take about 6 hours and to fix it would take about 2. This could be something really simple, but I sincerly doubt it.
    Well I think it has something to do with the post length limit, but I doubt it and would have to do some experimentation, which I can't do and is your job besides. If I can do anything to help...

    Paladin on
    Marty: The future, it's where you're going?
    Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
  • ÄlphämönkëyÄlphämönkëy Registered User regular
    edited August 2004
    Paladin wrote:
    Paladin wrote:
    It'll take you 8 hours?

    CONSARN IT
    To go through every template file in phpBB and then reference that against bbcode.php, to find the problem would take about 6 hours and to fix it would take about 2. This could be something really simple, but I sincerly doubt it.
    Well I think it has something to do with the post length limit, but I doubt it and would have to do some experimentation, which I can't do and is your job besides. If I can do anything to help...
    I actually thing the BBCode parser is out of order. It has problems with improperly nested elements.

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  • PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    edited August 2004
    This is probably my first time hijacking a monkeyden topic.

    PS my saved messages folder is 163% - is that something that bears worrying about because of bandwidth usage, or am I just being obsessive now?

    Paladin on
    Marty: The future, it's where you're going?
    Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
  • PheezerPheezer Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2004
    Paladin wrote:
    This is probably my first time hijacking a monkeyden topic.

    PS my saved messages folder is 163% - is that something that bears worrying about because of bandwidth usage, or am I just being obsessive now?

    No, it'll eventually prune you down to 100% by deleting the oldest messages. Mine was at 200% for a long time.

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    IT'S GOT ME REACHING IN MY POCKET IT'S GOT ME FORKING OVER CASH
    CUZ THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE MIDDLE AND IT'S GIVING ME A RASH
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited August 2004
    It's at 200 because you're a mod you dumb homo

    Tube on
  • MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2004
    i like posting random insults, too. i wish i could be friends with ct

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    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
  • PheezerPheezer Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2004
    It's at 200 because you're a mod you dumb homo

    You're LYING, you silly faggo

    Pheezer on
    IT'S GOT ME REACHING IN MY POCKET IT'S GOT ME FORKING OVER CASH
    CUZ THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE MIDDLE AND IT'S GIVING ME A RASH
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited August 2004
    i like posting random insults, too. i wish i could be friends with ct

    Why would I want to be friends with a ginger? I shouldn't even be seen talking to you.

    Tube on
  • PheezerPheezer Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2004
    i like posting random insults, too. i wish i could be friends with ct

    You can't be friends with CT unless you have a penis you can pound his ass with.

    Pheezer on
    IT'S GOT ME REACHING IN MY POCKET IT'S GOT ME FORKING OVER CASH
    CUZ THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE MIDDLE AND IT'S GIVING ME A RASH
  • Kamikaze7thKamikaze7th Registered User regular
    edited August 2004
    Man all this is making me so confused.

    fourCuties.jpg

    for ct

    kittens n bunnys n stuff.

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  • TDLTDL ClubPA, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2004
    Awww...

    TDL on
    Meet me on my vast veranda
    My sweet, untouched Miranda
    And while the seagulls are crying
    We fall but our souls are flying
  • PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    edited August 2004
    BS. Nobody can stand up to the FANTASTIC FOUR

    Paladin on
    Marty: The future, it's where you're going?
    Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
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