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Durango Unchained (Microsoft Conference over, Xbox One (No really)!)

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    All of the above
    "Xbox go home, you're drunk."

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    Larlar
    Sony's next ad:

    THE XBOX ONE IS A PRETTY NICE CONSOLE

    FOR A DOG TO PEE ON

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    Larlar
    wouldn't that electrocute the dog

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Infinity
    wouldn't that electrocute the dog

    No, but it would capture his movements while he did

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Infinity
    tumblr_mnbhqgkPee1sr302to1_500.png

    shots officially fired

    oh, what the fuck ever

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    Larlar
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    I should point out that I'm not bothering with either console. However there are two things that will force me to get a PS4 if they are announced; The Last Guardian and Kingdom Hearts 3 with Marvel and Star Wars levels.

    First one will be teased forever but if it actually ever comes out it won't hold up to the hype at all.

    The second thing won't happen because Kingdom Hearts is about anime bullshit with occasional cameos by Jedi Mickey Mouse. The Disney connection has been vestigial at best since 2005.

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Infinity
    TankHammer wrote: »
    The Disney connection has been vestigial at best since 2005.

    You rolled around the fucking Pride Lands with Simba in 2006

    UnbreakableVow on
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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    TankHammer wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    I should point out that I'm not bothering with either console. However there are two things that will force me to get a PS4 if they are announced; The Last Guardian and Kingdom Hearts 3 with Marvel and Star Wars levels.

    First one will be teased forever but if it actually ever comes out it won't hold up to the hype at all.

    The second thing won't happen because Kingdom Hearts is about anime bullshit with occasional cameos by Jedi Mickey Mouse. The Disney connection has been vestigial at best since 2005.

    I don't see how they CAN'T put those levels in. Am I wrong to assume if those worlds do end up being included that KH3 will be one of the best selling games ever? Disney has to know that.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Ya , if I can have Hulk and Yoda on the same team, I will buy that game. ( Even if it's not Kingdom heart's 3, just give me Hulk and Yoda running around together in anything)

    Steam! Battlenet:Wisemantobes#1508
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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    if Kingdom Hearts 3 has Marvel characters

    well, I might just have to play a Kingdom Hearts game

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    Larlar
    TankHammer wrote: »
    The Disney connection has been vestigial at best since 2005.

    You rolled around the fucking Pride Lands with Simba in 2006

    I mis-remembered the date Kingdom Hearts 2 came out.

    Sorry.

    What I'm saying is that after that the Disney stuff seemed to become an afterthought.

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Infinity
    TankHammer wrote: »
    TankHammer wrote: »
    The Disney connection has been vestigial at best since 2005.

    You rolled around the fucking Pride Lands with Simba in 2006

    I mis-remembered the date Kingdom Hearts 2 came out.

    Sorry.

    What I'm saying is that after that the Disney stuff seemed to become an afterthought.

    Ah

    I thought you were saying after the first GBA game, basically

    That KH2 was barely Disney and I was like "what"

    You still visit Disney worlds in the other ones though, right?

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    TankHammer wrote: »
    TankHammer wrote: »
    The Disney connection has been vestigial at best since 2005.

    You rolled around the fucking Pride Lands with Simba in 2006

    I mis-remembered the date Kingdom Hearts 2 came out.

    Sorry.

    What I'm saying is that after that the Disney stuff seemed to become an afterthought.

    Ah

    I thought you were saying after the first GBA game, basically

    That KH2 was barely Disney and I was like "what"

    You still visit Disney worlds in the other ones though, right?

    All the games after KH 2 have been primarily for portable consoles and the Disney levels have been toned down somewhat but they are still there. But Disney didn't have the Marvel and Avengers franchises in 2006. They do now.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
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    PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    Infinity
    Clearly Sony hasn't been taking the right approach to their competitive advertising.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5UN0P0hmro

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Infinity
    Nothing's ever gonna beat this in my mind

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLlCRE9kDVg

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    people getting up in arms about forum made false ads these days.

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    PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    Infinity
    Yeah, the fact that it could well be fake was brought up in the GB thread.

    In which case ban Sweeny.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    i spent like 40 seconds looking up on google, all roads lead to neogaf.

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    BlueBlueBlueBlue Registered User regular
    BlueBlue wrote: »
    Oh my damn
    Is that a real ad
    Please tell me yes

    Y'all broke my heart good job

    CD World Tour status:
    Baidol Voprostein Avraham Thetheroo Taya Zerofill Effef Crimson King Lalabox Mortal Sky ASimPerson Sal Wiet Theidar Tynic Speed Racer Neotoma Goatmon ==>Larlar Munkus Beaver Day of the Bear miscellaneousinsanity Skull Man Delzhand Caulk Bite 6 Somestickguy
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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    None of the above
    sweeny is the new yaya

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Good thing I'm sweeney then, and know nothing of this "sweeny"!!

    Sweeney Tom on
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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    None of the above
    sweeny's your neogaf alt isn't it

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    So hey that dude is a PR guy, he literally was paid to write that

    http://erichopr.com/index.htm

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    B_RB_R Registered User regular
    Larlar
    I'm not surprised, that article was pretty blatant advertising.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    Yeah, the fact that it could well be fake was brought up in the GB thread.

    In which case ban Sweeny.

    don't tease me like that

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    So hey that dude is a PR guy, he literally was paid to write that

    http://erichopr.com/index.htm

    That man was a poet and Ill hear no different!

    I have a podcast now. It's about video games and anime!Find it here.
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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    So hey that dude is a PR guy, he literally was paid to write that

    http://erichopr.com/index.htm

    Dude's just a "professional" analyst/consultant/expert for news outlets. It's a career field. You just hammer out a book every few years like "Congressional Department Store Preferences: Washington's Dirty Laundry" or "Facebook vs. Drivers: The Economics of Swyping" and then you do the news circuit every time there's a political scandal or tech issue or whatever as a talking head. This guy has dozens of terrible articles published at HuffPo. If he were hired by MicroSoft, he'd probably at least be on message.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    So hey that dude is a PR guy, he literally was paid to write that

    http://erichopr.com/index.htm

    Dude's just a "professional" analyst/consultant/expert for news outlets. It's a career field. You just hammer out a book every few years like "Congressional Department Store Preferences: Washington's Dirty Laundry" or "Facebook vs. Drivers: The Economics of Swyping" and then you do the news circuit every time there's a political scandal or tech issue or whatever as a talking head. This guy has dozens of terrible articles published at HuffPo. If he were hired by MicroSoft, he'd probably at least be on message.

    That is even more depressing to me

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Larlar
    He's up to the fine standards of HuffPo is all

    Steam | Nintendo ID: Naphtali | Wish List
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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Infinity
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    woah, rare is doing xenoblade 3?

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    None of the above
    I wouldn't be surprised if Rare is doing Fable 4.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Well they couldn't do worse than Fable 3.

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    gtrmpgtrmp Registered User regular
    None of the above
    Fable 3 had a nice aesthetic, at least.

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    DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    Fable was an interestingg series. It seemed the futher along it went the fewer features it actually had.

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    halkunhalkun Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    So I've looking at all the other forums tout out the Kinect pay per viewer patent. and was mulling it over. You know, if I was evil, I could turn this into a "service".

    You and your buddy are watching live content. The Kinect, sees two people on the couch.
    3rd buddy comes over, the Kenect detects the 3rd person and pauses the stream for you. How nice! You can chat with your friend as he just came over...
    Hey, your friend wants to watch the show too. That's cool, but you are watching a streaming live show that you can't rewind. Fear not! You can pop in ten cents and we will rewind the stream back to the beginning and so you can enjoy it with you friend from the start! That way he doesn't have to miss anything. Isn't that really nice of us.

    It even works with the movies you have too!. We'll rewind it for you so you friend won't have to miss a thing!

    Just throwing that out there. Cause, you know, just thinking.

    halkun on
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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Infinity
    gtrmp wrote: »
    Fable 3 had a nice aesthetic, at least.

    Pretty much the only positive thing I can say about that series

    I would totally play a Rare Fable, though

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    101101 Registered User regular
    Infinity
    What happens if I say nope to that prompt, and then just rewind it afterwards.

    that patent ain't gonna get used

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    101 wrote: »
    What happens if I say nope to that prompt, and then just rewind it afterwards.

    that patent ain't gonna get used

    Then Kinect will threaten to upload video of you watching porn to Youtube, then triple the price it just offered you. then it will laugh maniacally.

    Steam! Battlenet:Wisemantobes#1508
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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    Xbox 3
    Yeah, what streaming movie or service doesn't have a rewind button?

    Nothing. Matters.
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    Renegade WolfRenegade Wolf Registered User regular
    None of the above
    If the kinect told me to pay more money for more people to watch a movie I would just go nope and never stream a movie through my xbox again

    I'll use one of the many other ways to watch a movie that do not involve kinect

    which is why I think MS is not going to use that patent when they are trying to convince people to use the xbone for everything

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