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THE POWER OF THE WARRIOR
MiracleManS
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So, we've all watched Wrestling at some point, we'll admit it. I just couldn't help but go deeper and see what's happening with our favorite crazy conservative former wrestler from outer space: The Ultimate Warrior.
In any case I went to his website and saw the following is available in the "Ultimate Warrior Workout!"
$150 + $6.95 S&H handling gets you:
Someone tell me you don't want the fucking phone call. Go ahead, lie to yourselves.
tl;dr version: Ultimate Warrior gives you a phone call for $156.95
alt topic: Crazy people.
Edit: I'm just going to keep adding to the ridiculous now.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=P39b7v1wzfg
In any case I went to his website and saw the following is available in the "Ultimate Warrior Workout!"
$150 + $6.95 S&H handling gets you:
In each START Kit, you will receive:
-- A High-Quality, Exclusive, Collectible, LIMITED EDITION Warrior Workout START Kit Presentation Wallet; ALL Printed Materials are on Heavy, Quality 65# Parchment Paper with Premium Fine-Photo Ink Print
-- A 10 page Foundational Essay jump-starting the whole START Kit, setting the record straight on where your "EXERCISE HEAD" needs to be, written by Warrior
-- An Official Certificate of Authenticity numbered and signed by Warrior
-- Personalized Welcome Letter from Warrior
-- A 75 minute "Warrior Speaks" audio DVD offering you the motivation and inspiration that Warrior is renowned for, all the while he lets YOU in on Workout Secrets That Aren't Secret
-- A 10 minute highly charged, energetic and motivating private phone call with Warrior going over your Personalization Form
-- A Frame-worthy 8x10 of YOUR favorite Warrior quote, Autographed by Warrior
-- Blunt, NO BS Diet Essay and a Sample Diet
-- 'Personal Approach' document, allowing you to “Bolt On” your interactive options (additional subscription fee required)
-- Access to future exclusive 'Workout Members Only' VIP section of Warrior Forum (soon to open)
Someone tell me you don't want the fucking phone call. Go ahead, lie to yourselves.
tl;dr version: Ultimate Warrior gives you a phone call for $156.95
alt topic: Crazy people.
Edit: I'm just going to keep adding to the ridiculous now.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=P39b7v1wzfg
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a bunch of stuff I don't
and then I saw him at a public speaking engagement
oh my
I just find it hard to believe no one likes this nostalgia angle. I MEAN REALLY!
...What?
You should have challenged him
The first result on youtube for "Ultimate Warrior" will explain this.
I'll watch it.
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
Basically it was a giant block of granite with a sit-up bar attached to it. The fine print was pretty awesome.
Yeah really, there's your secret workout plan right there. Shoot up some roids, then just lift a bunch with whatever muscle you want to become ridiculously strong.
open doors for ladies, with my wang
punch a robber in the face, with my wang
open a refreshing soda drink, with my wang
maybe I should roid up. I bet it's fun. No more of this "should I lose weight or bulk up". ROID UP! Do both!
He also had his own comic book for a few issues, one of which was a very disturbing Christmas story.
and I was all
dammit he's right
Neato! I never formally studied that, but I have trained with people who did. They had some cool drills. I think everybody loves Sticking Hands or whatever they call it.
Irrational anger makes everything better. I remember some anti-drug video in like eighth grade (haha too late assholes) showing these roided up dudes. They were talking about how they worked in this restaurant, and the roids would make them so unbalanced that anything even slightly annoying (and remember, they work in a restaurant) would get them so enraged that they'd headbutt the big metal refriegerator in the back so that they didn't, like, kill people with their retard strength.
Queering totally works, if having sex with the same gender is what you're working towards.
But Tube, that's retarded.
That's like saying "a bag containing a pound of loose feathers weighs as much as a bag containing a one-pound lump of sand." No shit it weighs the same, but the bag of feathers is gonna be fucking huge compared to the pound of sand. People are obviously referring to amounts of muscle and fat by VOLUME when they say that, not weight. Maybe Bill Phillips is retarded, because he doesn't understand that weight comparisons like that are obviously based on having the same volume of the things being compared.
I did some quick reading on this, and the refuting argument is always "lol one pound weighs one pound".
Which is true. The initial statement is just presented wrong. While muscle doesn't weigh more than fat, if you start out carrying a lot of fat on your body, say you have a medium gut, chubby arms & legs, and over time you convert all of this to an equal bulk amount of muscle, in terms of volume, you should at that time weigh more, and you now have an equal volume of a denser material, muscle.
Yeah, I'm not seeing how it doesn't work. Is he trying to help the world with overpopulation? Because if you want to create more people, queering doesn't work.
Also I've never heard it called "queering" before.
I don't know, it seems like it would be pretty demoralizing to the opponent if you just started fucking him. I guess you kind of have to be winning by a pretty big margin in the first place, though. Maybe that's what he means; against an evenly-matched opponent, trying to have sex with him probably won't work.
Well obviously, but the fact is that the often parroted "muscle weighs more than fat!" doesn't actually make sense on it's own. It should be "if you lose fat and gain muscle you'll look smaller but your scale weight won't move"