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Why are the japanese sending me spam
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I was clearing out my spam when one caught my eye.
It was in freaking Japanese
Why. I wonder.
Why has Japan decided my American email address is worthy of their consideration. I mean, at least in English I'll always know if I want penis enlarging sex drugs I'll know where to look. But this? I have no idea.
For all I know this is the Emperor of Japan inviting me to go play Halo with him.
I'll likely never know.
Here's the spam in question, with the web addresses blanked out because otherwise I'm helping to spread the spam.
If anyone can give me an idea of what this says I'll be amused that you took the time to translate.
It was in freaking Japanese
Why. I wonder.
Why has Japan decided my American email address is worthy of their consideration. I mean, at least in English I'll always know if I want penis enlarging sex drugs I'll know where to look. But this? I have no idea.
For all I know this is the Emperor of Japan inviting me to go play Halo with him.
I'll likely never know.
Here's the spam in question, with the web addresses blanked out because otherwise I'm helping to spread the spam.
If anyone can give me an idea of what this says I'll be amused that you took the time to translate.
当サイトにあなたにぜひお会いしたいという近くにお住まいの女性からあなたに
連絡が来ています。
★プロフィール★
名前：陽子 紹介記号：PSV 年齢：30歳 職業：SEプログラマー
年収：800万（Ｈ18年度）サイズ：身長165センチ,上から82 - 57 - 84 2006年時点
特技：ピアノ,ダンス,料理,英会話（英検1級）
その他：
大学時代モデルの経験あり（母校Ｋ大のミスキャンパス）
今でも20代前半のようなスタイルの良さ。今、スポーツジムに行っています。
スポーツジムにいると、仕事でストレスの溜まっているおじさんや家庭で奥様から
相手にしてもらえない中年の男性たちから、お相手してくれとかキスしてくれとか…
よく言われます。
Ｔバックが大好き！陽子さんのお尻の穴の中に深く食い込んでいくあの感覚が大好きとの事
お尻と腰と太ももにピッタリのニット製の伸縮の利くホットパンツをはいていると
よく触られたりします。
コッソリお尻の臭いを嗅がせてとお願いする人もいます。
とりあえず、陽子さんの写メを御覧になってください！
http://*****.com/jyd/
『あなたが近くにお住まいということで、ときめきを感じてしまいました。
こんなこと感じたのは、人生初めてです。
このときめきが欲しくて、このサイトに登録したのですが、このサイトに入って
よかったなと思いました。
私の気持ちを受け止めてくださいね！
それと、あなたに陽子の直メール送ったら迷惑ですか？』
http://*****.com/jyd/
陽子さんにお会いされたければ、ニックネームの後に紹介記号【PSV】を付けてください。
ニックネーム最後に【PSV】を付け無ければ、ほかの女性から連絡が入ることになります。
当サイトが料金100％OFFであなたをサポート致します
陽子のこと興味ないですか？
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That sounds wrong
I don't think you understand Japan
Yeah this is the one time that Babelfish is right.
I meant wrong in the "that's messed up" sense.
Not wrong in the "that's incorrect" sense.
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I feel sorry for people who do not know of the high-calorie super-food that is SPAM. You must taste of it, and then you will know its glory.
Also, it makes a fucking great sandwhich with some mustard, onions, and cheese.
Onions and cheese you say? What type of onions and cheese. I've only had it with the mustard.
On the black screen
I'd be even more confused then I am now if the Japanese had sent me that.
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Caramalized onions, usually fried in a the pan right along with the spam. Also, cheese is a personal choice, but I like a nice Tillamook cheddar, or Kraft American Singles in a pinch, though I usually reserve Kraft for its melting properties, usually specifically in grilled cheese.
I make fucking good grilled cheese, serious.
Pip speaks the truth. This is one reason the Hawaiins are racially superior to us mainlanders.
Also, they fight sharks and hunt wild boars with knives. And surf.
Who doesn't? Oh, right, the Japanese. Wa wa waaaaaa...
Also, probably the KKK and the Aryan Nation, but they don't want to be anyone but David Hasslehoff.
Edit: also, being that a huge percentage of the population of the Hawaiin islands are actually of Asian descent, my first point is even more ignorant and lame. enjoy that.