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Fucking cosplayers

scd250scd250 Registered User regular
Personal opinion alert:

What the fuck are people doing heading to a video game or whatever convention and dressing up like a nazi?! Sure, you like battlefield. Sure, you like whatever other crappy video game/TV show/whatever that has a nazi in it. YOU SHOULD NOT BE WALKING AROUND DRESSED UP LIKE A FUCKING NAZI. Seriously. Have some taste and decorum, and stop making cosplayers in general look bad, because good intentions or not, that is what you are doing. If I dressed up like a black person with pitch black skin and huge red lips I'd be yelled at, dressing up as a nazi is no better. Pick a different costume.

To add to this: WWII re-enactments are different. You are portraying a historical event with respect to all involved. Cosplay? Not so much.

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    sloppy cosplay thread????????

    broken image link
  • scd250scd250 Registered User regular
    Sloppy cosplay thread indeed.

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    also what's the deal with airline food?

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  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    I would love to fuck some cosplayers.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Was pretty sure this was a bragging thread about nailing cosplayers.

    I am not sure if this is better.

  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
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    =

    OP

  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    Run along.

    Back from whence you came.

    Nothing. Matters.
  • scd250scd250 Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Was pretty sure this was a bragging thread about nailing cosplayers.

    I am not sure if this is better.

    I'll let you nail my cosplayer.

  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    I've never fucked a cosplayer....
    Then again I've never fucked at all, so the two might be related.
    What is fucking cosplayers like?

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    I've never fucked a cosplayer....
    Then again I've never fucked at all, so the two might be related.
    What is fucking cosplayers like?

    a bag of sand

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    scd250 wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Was pretty sure this was a bragging thread about nailing cosplayers.

    I am not sure if this is better.

    I'll let you nail my cosplayer.

    I'm good, thanks.

  • NikolaiNikolai SSSSSSSSSSS Registered User regular
    You're putting the cosplayer on a pedestal

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    I've never fucked a cosplayer....
    Then again I've never fucked at all, so the two might be related.
    What is fucking cosplayers like?

    a miserable pile of secrets

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  • JerkbotJerkbot some kind of hypnotist Registered User regular
    sloppy cosplay thread????????
    oh so this is the new mspa thread

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  • interrobanginterrobang kawaii as  hellRegistered User regular
    as someone who's fucked a lot of cosplayers

    never fuck cosplayers.

  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    I've never fucked a cosplayer....
    Then again I've never fucked at all, so the two might be related.
    What is fucking cosplayers like?

    a bag of sand

    really

    dang


    bags of sand are really uncomfortable to fuck

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    as someone who's fucked a lot of cosplayers

    never fuck cosplayers.

    so do they stay in character

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  • scd250scd250 Registered User regular
    as someone who's fucked a lot of cosplayers

    never fuck cosplayers.

    Doesn't this generally go along the lines with 'don't stick your dick in crazy'?

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    as someone who's fucked a lot of cosplayers

    never fuck cosplayers.
    lo the anime fucker has risen

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  • interrobanginterrobang kawaii as  hellRegistered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    as someone who's fucked a lot of cosplayers

    never fuck cosplayers.

    so do they stay in character

    some do

    it's just as uncomfortable as you'd imagine

  • interrobanginterrobang kawaii as  hellRegistered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    as someone who's fucked a lot of cosplayers

    never fuck cosplayers.
    lo the anime fucker has risen

    it was a real dark chapter of my life, crwth

    judge me not

  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    as someone who's fucked a lot of cosplayers

    never fuck cosplayers.

    so do they stay in character

    some do

    it's just as uncomfortable as you'd imagine

    My sig takes on a mournful tone, now

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    as someone who's fucked a lot of cosplayers

    never fuck cosplayers.
    lo the anime fucker has risen

    it was a real dark chapter of my life, crwth

    judge me not

    i would never

    NEVER

    judge anyone for fucking an anime

    i mean unless it's hetalia then you've just got it comin

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    as someone who's fucked a lot of cosplayers

    never fuck cosplayers.

    so do they stay in character

    some do

    it's just as uncomfortable as you'd imagine

    It sounds positively absurd.

  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    hmmm


    which would be the best character for a cosplayer to insist on staying in while boning

  • interrobanginterrobang kawaii as  hellRegistered User regular
    to nobody's surprise, homestuck cosplayers are the people most likely to remain in character at all times and refer to each other by the name of the person they're cosplaying as in person

    i was at anime boston last weekend and let me tell you, it's really fucking funny when someone shouts "VRISKA!" in the middle of a crowded room and 19 teenage girls in grey paint turn their heads at once

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Seriously wrote: »
    hmmm


    which would be the best character for a cosplayer to insist on staying in while boning

    Trick question.

  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Interrobang would you hate me if I asked what the cosplayers you banged were dressed as? Or at least the most "memorable" staying-in-character experience?

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    as someone who's fucked a lot of cosplayers

    never fuck cosplayers.

    this is now my favorite thread

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  • interrobanginterrobang kawaii as  hellRegistered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Interrobang would you hate me if I asked what the cosplayers you banged were dressed as? Or at least the most "memorable" staying-in-character experience?

    let me get you my paypal

    for $15/min i'll tell you whatever you wanna know

  • scd250scd250 Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Interrobang would you hate me if I asked what the cosplayers you banged were dressed as? Or at least the most "memorable" staying-in-character experience?

    I almost fucked a guy once who wanted me to refer to him as 'cloud strife'. Needless to say we didn't wind up fucking.

    scd250 on
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    i imagine that fuckin a troll cosplayer in character would be a breeze

    just like

    jerk off into a bucket and be on your way

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Interrobang would you hate me if I asked what the cosplayers you banged were dressed as? Or at least the most "memorable" staying-in-character experience?

    let me get you my paypal

    for $15/min i'll tell you whatever you wanna know

    No thanks, didn't want that detailed a story.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    scd250 wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Interrobang would you hate me if I asked what the cosplayers you banged were dressed as? Or at least the most "memorable" staying-in-character experience?

    I fucked a guy once who wanted me to refer to him as 'cloud strife'. Needless to say we didn't wind up fucking.

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  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    I just bought a new awesome coat to facilitate a Dante cosplay later this year because why not and it's a cool coat.

    Don't be hatin' on cosplay unless it's crazy/sloppy cosplay, or for bonus points both crazy AND sloppy.

  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    DID SOMEBODY SAY SLOPPY COSPLAY THREAD

    IT'S FUCKING 2008 ALL OVER AGAIN

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    also, @Sars_Boy thread

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    pony avatar pfft

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    Beasteh wrote: »
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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Also what the fuck is up with all the Rise of the Guardians cosplayers I see everywhere now. Had no idea that movie gained such a strong otaku following.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
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