[Bioware]s just wanna have fun

Antimatter

can we talk about that stupid looking plants vs zombies crossover instead of yet another qunari debate that will go nowhere and turn into a multipage long argument that reoccurs multiple times throughout the thread

Solar

Grey Ghost wrote: »

Solar wrote: »

the Qunari and the Asari deserve each other

go away and spout mystical crap at each other, losers

The qunari never struck me as mystical so much as brutally, crushingly efficient and practical

oh no

the Qunari are fully loaded with just as much pseudo-philosophical bullshit as anyone else

they just use it to justify brutally slaughtering anyone they deem to be in their way

so you tend to see less of the pseudo-philosophical bullshit and more of the slaughtering

but it's there

Melding

i think i'm missing something about this qun conversation.

Xehalus

can I singularity bomb all the zombies

Solar

Dichotomy wrote: »

solar I am detecting some aggression here

Aggression is my middle name

Solar

actually it's Jonathan

Xehalus

aren't most arguments about fictional races hypothetical anyways

it's like arguing who shot first

it doesn't really matter

Melding

Now i know your full name!

Xehalus

the Qun is your father

Solar

due to a carefully worded contract, however

that means I actually gain power over you

Doobh

Antimatter wrote: »

can we talk about that stupid looking plants vs zombies crossover instead of yet another qunari debate that will go nowhere and turn into a multipage long argument that reoccurs multiple times throughout the thread

It's a difficult topic for me to drop because of its modern cultural implications

Really, though, what do I hope to accomplish

Grey Ghost

Solar wrote: »

Grey Ghost wrote: »

Solar wrote: »

the Qunari and the Asari deserve each other

go away and spout mystical crap at each other, losers

The qunari never struck me as mystical so much as brutally, crushingly efficient and practical

oh no

the Qunari are fully loaded with just as much pseudo-philosophical bullshit as anyone else

they just use it to justify brutally slaughtering anyone they deem to be in their way

so you tend to see less of the pseudo-philosophical bullshit and more of the slaughtering

but it's there

Okay but philosophy, even pseudo-philosophy, is a pretty distinct concept from mysticism

Karl

Karl Hawke's Diary part 4:

I'm in the deep roads. Left Bethany at home so Mum wouldn't have a paddy.

I killed a dragon but most importantly, Sandal went missing (editors note, he enchanted weapons for Grey warden Karl in DA:O)

Now Sandal was always played as a bit dim. The lad has a low IQ and his dad blames a large exposure to lyrium for it.

Now I'm expecting to need to save Sandal...or for him to be dead.


I find the little guy covered in blood surrounded by a pile of dead dark spawn. And a frozen ogre.


And I'm all "DAMN SON, you got skillz"

Solar

they're mystical as well

but imagine that I am, in fact, disparaging their crap in a hyperbolic fashion rather than revving up my engines for a debate over semantics

Doobh

Hey @Solar

Can you unscramble this word: RalOs

Make sure you quote this post in your answer

Solar

Dubh wrote: »

Hey @Solar

Can you unscramble this word: RalOs

Make sure you quote this post in your answer

sOlaR

oh hey it looks like a little shoe!

Solar

or a parked land speeder

Doobh

Ha

Technically you posted your name backwards

So I am now your master

Fencingsax

I thought he had to go back to the 5th dimension.

Dichotomy

if it doesn't possess the same capitalization scheme is it really the same word

Doobh

Fencingsax wrote: »

I thought he had to go back to the 5th dimension.

Nah, I brought a dimensional anchor this time

Solar

well

Solar isn't my real name either

Solar

my real name is unpronounceable in such a limited number of dimensions

Doobh

Yo mama's so fat that you need to see in multiple dimensions to get a full look at her

Solar

well surely that is true of everyone's mother

technically we exist in all the dimensions, we just cannot perceive them

also how dare you

Yukira

I would probably give Grass Effect a whirl if the zombies were husks and nothing else was changed.


Really, Saturday Night Fever Husk with backup dancers.

Yukira

Alternatively, Grass Effect is the real green ending.

Solar

did somebody say...

ending?

alright lets do this

Green is best

Karl

Oh fuck no

We're not doing this

Even though I agree.

NO

NO SOLAR

Yukira

Let me have my bad joke.

Solar

see? you cannot help but state your opinion

even though you know you shouldn't

COME TO ME MY CHILDREN

Fencingsax

On second thought, let's not do this. 'Tis a silly thing.

-Tal

keep the base

Solar

alright well if you don't want to talk about the ending

let's talk about the ethics of Cerberus

-Tal

hold back the fifth fleet

Seriously

don't touch the beacon

-Tal

make Secret Character land the final blow

Solar

spacer hero for life

Olivaw

Solar wrote: »

spacer hero for life

Finally, some truth up in this piece

interrobang

get back in the Junes elevator even when the game makes it seem like you don't have to