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RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
So the martial art of Hokuto Shin Ken is the deadliest form of weaponised acupuncture in existence. Instead of needles you just punch people better. Or worse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kPII561-GY

Careful when using it though, it can be harmful to your health.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po77bJk1DdI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P-P575_9EA

But who needs a long life when you can strike the pressure points of tanks?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_ZeD40Rg8A

Practitioners should consider being a boiling lake of rage at injustice, but keeping a cool tone of voice at all times, especially when explaining how someone you've hit is about to die. The more tender and kind hearted your emotional side while you compel bodies to rip themselves apart, the better. People afraid to cry need not apply. Having a cool theme song helps too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxkezvGwI20

Or maybe you prefer good old fashioned cutting people to shreds with your fingernails.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuyxS6WE2vc

And if there's too much Japanese, we also have some English as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koqYK33E1oo

Bonus:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kY364bN2Zc
You are already a family man.

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  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Oh hey I have two episodes of Parks and Rec I haven't seen yet. This is like discovering a packet of Jaffa Cakes in a coat pocket.

  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    You are already [chat].

    I really should finish Hokuto Musou.

    XBL: Nox Aeternum / PSN: NoxAeternum / NN:NoxAeternum / Steam: noxaeternum
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Mods! Oceanic is a Buttlord alt account!

  • DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    This OP is nothing but white space since the youtube screen doesn't even load on my screen.

    It's pretty awesome looking.

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    edited June 2013
    honestly
    this should have been the opening post of [chat]
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    TTODewback on
    Bless your heart.
  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Ffffff, job would potentially be a $10k to $20k jump in pay. That is a lot.

  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    I was so close to posting a chat...

    uguu

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • kaleeditykaleedity Sometimes science is more art than science Registered User regular
    you are already bread
    f4JseKh

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    buttlord has one of the best avatars.
    And there's only one way to make it better..
    BRB

    Bless your heart.
  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    @casual eddy the rate to of violent crime started taking a much sharper fall after the banning of leaded fuel. Amazing what not giving everyone lead poisoning can do!

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I keep thinking Dewback is Chu because of the Ronnie av.

    Even though Chu doesn't currently have a Ronnie av.

    And when he did, it wasn't that pic.

    Maybe I just wish everyone was Chu.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Ffffff, job would potentially be a $10k to $20k jump in pay. That is a lot.

    fuck company get paid

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    These names are the best.

    NECK TWISTING HEAD BREAKING KICK!

    EXTREME AIR CURRENT DANCE

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    RMS you utter criminal

    do you have no respect for due process???

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    @casual eddy the rate to of violent crime started taking a much sharper fall after the banning of leaded fuel. Amazing what not giving everyone lead poisoning can do!

    Correlation and causation.

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    http://kotaku.com/investigation-a-video-game-studio-from-hell-511872642
    This uncomfortable behavior toward females doesn't seem to be limited to the workplace: A Skype log obtained by Kotaku shows Stieglitz talking about one of the female characters in Dungeon Defenders II in terms that made at least a few employees uncomfortable. "Needs to be more like [a] Brazilian beach super model if you know what I mean," he writes. ""It'd also be nice if the ass was attractive."

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    Holy shit, that is creepy.

  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    what is this anime bullshit?

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    These names are the best.

    NECK TWISTING HEAD BREAKING KICK!

    EXTREME AIR CURRENT DANCE

    My favorite is this one:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhZ9s27NMbo

    North Star Humanist Face-breaking fist!

  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    edited June 2013
    TTODewback wrote: »
    honestly
    this should have been the opening post of [chat]
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    (Linked for huge)

    Nova_C on
  • zagdrobzagdrob Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    @casual eddy the rate to of violent crime started taking a much sharper fall after the banning of leaded fuel. Amazing what not giving everyone lead poisoning can do!

    Yeah, but the banning of leaded fuel goes arm in arm with all kinds of other things...environmental, social, etc.

    Not saying it's not a factor or not the factor, just the usual 'correlation / causation' warning.

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Best chat thread title ever.

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Time for streak tartare. Woo

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    @casual eddy the rate to of violent crime started taking a much sharper fall after the banning of leaded fuel. Amazing what not giving everyone lead poisoning can do!

    Correlation and causation.

    It's related because leaded fuel exhaust is proved to increase lead poisoning in people and lead poisoning is proved to increase violent behavior so fuck you.

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  • Magus`Magus` The fun has been DOUBLED! Registered User regular
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    the mother jones article which was the earlier proponents of this theory stated that the study controlled for (or at least attempted to) a lot of other things

    it didn't just put the two graphs next to each other

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    hey i wanted to make it....

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Holy crap someone else reads Manly Guys.

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    I still hope to one day make chat.

    That day will be my last, as my chat will be so groundbreaking, rioting will occur. i will be scapegoated to bring back order.

  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products, Transition Team regular
    yeah, this thread popped up way too fast. I had my backup done but I was waiting for Buttlord to do his thing.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    These names are the best.

    NECK TWISTING HEAD BREAKING KICK!

    EXTREME AIR CURRENT DANCE

    My favorite is this one:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhZ9s27NMbo

    North Star Humanist Face-breaking fist!

    What martial art do I have to learn for rainbow lasers?

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    These names are the best.

    NECK TWISTING HEAD BREAKING KICK!

    EXTREME AIR CURRENT DANCE

    My favorite is this one:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhZ9s27NMbo

    North Star Humanist Face-breaking fist!

    What martial art do I have to learn for rainbow lasers?

    Hokuto Shin Ken, AKA the Fist of the North Star.

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Cinders wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    These names are the best.

    NECK TWISTING HEAD BREAKING KICK!

    EXTREME AIR CURRENT DANCE

    My favorite is this one:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhZ9s27NMbo

    North Star Humanist Face-breaking fist!

    What martial art do I have to learn for rainbow lasers?

    Seriously, I clearly have been getting ripped off in martial arts education.

  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    And before anyone asks I'm not even going to attempt to cite on my phone. Look for yourselves if you're curious.

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Magus` wrote: »
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    The customer was served and satisfied in efficient and fast manny leaving happy. That is easy to score dumb comic supervisor!

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    yeah, this thread popped up way too fast. I had my backup done but I was waiting for Buttlord to do his thing.

    i just sawit before i made that post

    my thread was gonna be an ad for Hawkeye because that's a cool comic and i wish to extoll the virtues of pizza dog to the masses

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    @casual eddy the rate to of violent crime started taking a much sharper fall after the banning of leaded fuel. Amazing what not giving everyone lead poisoning can do!

    Correlation and causation.

    lead concentrations and violent crime rates correlate down to individual city blocks

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    i almost posted something i'd regret.

    Good thing i didn't.

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Magus` wrote: »
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    The customer was served and satisfied in efficient and fast manny leaving happy. That is easy to score dumb comic supervisor!

    The customer was served and satisfied in efficient and fast manner without having to pay.

    Mark it zero.

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