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Male Genital Mutilation [chat]
Donkey KongPutting Nintendo out of business with AI nipsRegistered Userregular
Male genital mutilation, also known as circumcision by villainous Semitic apologists, is the unacceptable and barbaric practice of tearing off the healthy foreskin of a man's penis, thereby severing billions of nerves essential for normal sexual function.
As many as 96% of males born in the united states suffer from useless mutilated dicks that couldn't possibly give them even a faded facsimile of the sexual pleasure experienced by complete men.
Join the fight. Save a foreskin today.
Edit: As great as the text behind that link was, holy shit way over the line. It's gone.
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
Also OSX Mavericks has now taken the crown of "worst use of the word mavericks in history", unseating John McCain and Sarah Palin's presidential campaign.
Also if this is just a "faded facsimile of the sexual pleasure experienced by complete men" then it's a good thing I don't have a foreskin because I'd never leave the house.
BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
Intact wiener skin 4 lyfe.
Also, you guys, I nailed that TOTP on page 101 of the previous [chat].
The timing. The execution. It's the little things.
Also, I forgot a third dream I had last night where I was a plastic Army Man except I had a flame thrower and I was massively effective against the plastic Army we were fighting against.
ThomamelasOnly one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered Userregular
One of the new hires (not one of my interns mind you) managed to park in the reserved parking space in the garage for one of our owners. The one with a sign, and lots of painted lines.
one of my coworkers has a nice 24" screen, it's probably 1080p in resolution
I think she runs it at, no joke, like 1024x768
and she writes her emails in size 24 font
what the jesus is going on here
If she's using a modern version of windows, maybe show her how to increase font and icon size, rather than fucking with the resolution like it is 2004.
one of my coworkers has a nice 24" screen, it's probably 1080p in resolution
I think she runs it at, no joke, like 1024x768
and she writes her emails in size 24 font
what the jesus is going on here
If she's using a modern version of windows, maybe show her how to increase font and icon size, rather than fucking with the resolution like it is 2004.
My experience of doing this is that they leave it an hour then bug you to put it back like it was because it "looks wrong".
The whole point of the free games in the first place was to get the gamers nice and complacent so we can take them to XBox Live and require always on-line access and they can't refuse. Because of the implication. Think about it. You're in the middle of E3, you look around, what do you see, nothing but WiiU. What are you going to do, say no? You would never say no. Because of the implication.
we went out to lunch yesterday and my parents picked up the tab which was nice
but then I started to get nervous about the tip they were going to leave
and to reinforce my fears my dad comments about how the last restaurant they went to, they were a group of 6 and those sneaky bastards stuck on an EIGHTEEN PERCENT gratuity
dad pls
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AManFromEarthLet's get to twerk!The King in the SwampRegistered Userregular
one of my coworkers has a nice 24" screen, it's probably 1080p in resolution
I think she runs it at, no joke, like 1024x768
and she writes her emails in size 24 font
what the jesus is going on here
If she's using a modern version of windows, maybe show her how to increase font and icon size, rather than fucking with the resolution like it is 2004.
My experience of doing this is that they leave it an hour then bug you to put it back like it was because it "looks wrong".
That's because 90% of the time it is. Almost no applications use WPF and take advantage of vectored controls.
They're winforms all the way down.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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Dead Rising 3 loks pretty but its a nonstarter for me
This chat is bullshit.
Also, needs more controversy. Time for the Unionist version of Dixie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5ra9cXx1-o
hello IT!
Also unfortunate implications at E3.
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herp derp
derpy dog loves foreskinnnn
Wank joke!
I think she runs it at, no joke, like 1024x768
and she writes her emails in size 24 font
what the jesus is going on here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQoFzS6k7GI
Also, you guys, I nailed that TOTP on page 101 of the previous [chat].
The timing. The execution. It's the little things.
Also, I forgot a third dream I had last night where I was a plastic Army Man except I had a flame thrower and I was massively effective against the plastic Army we were fighting against.
If she wears glasses you should try them on, you'll be able to see through time.
lol really
it is a joke topic like tipping or pie vs cake
Voting for suspending Habeus Corpus and engaging a campaign of violence on people who disagree with him
Okay
Half my office is like this.
Running 1280x1024 screens at 800x600.
I honestly don't know how they can look at it all day without incurring some kind of eye strain.
If she's using a modern version of windows, maybe show her how to increase font and icon size, rather than fucking with the resolution like it is 2004.
so you end up with just tons and tons of extra skin on the end, kinda like these sleeves
Right, I am happy enough that there were other issues that would have guided my voting in that election.
Cake with a pie baked into it, duh.
Go hard or go home.
This is japan's colleagues:
You know, carrying the pizza to the register was hard times.
Oh, is it TOO REAL FOR YOU CASS. This is our war. Feminists, government and society are trampling men's rights and their dignity into the ground.
My experience of doing this is that they leave it an hour then bug you to put it back like it was because it "looks wrong".
The whole point of the free games in the first place was to get the gamers nice and complacent so we can take them to XBox Live and require always on-line access and they can't refuse. Because of the implication. Think about it. You're in the middle of E3, you look around, what do you see, nothing but WiiU. What are you going to do, say no? You would never say no. Because of the implication.
but then I started to get nervous about the tip they were going to leave
and to reinforce my fears my dad comments about how the last restaurant they went to, they were a group of 6 and those sneaky bastards stuck on an EIGHTEEN PERCENT gratuity
dad pls
Yeah, I get that too.
But they're assholes anyway and I tip crazy well for delivery. The one time I pick something up on my way home instead they can get over.
That's because 90% of the time it is. Almost no applications use WPF and take advantage of vectored controls.
They're winforms all the way down.