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April Fool'd? PS3/Wii Bundle

Phoenix SmasherPhoenix Smasher Registered User regular
edited March 2007 in Games and Technology
I saw this link being tossed around, kinda funny read up until the part about the doorstep.

http://digg.com/gaming_news/Sony_to_Bundle_Wii_System_with_PS3_to_Increase_Sales
Sony to Bundle Wii System with PS3 to Increase Sales
By Brian Briggs

Tokyo – President of Sony North America Frank Newmark announced today that Sony would begin bundling a Nintendo Wii console with every PlayStation 3 system sold.

Recent sales figures have shown the Wii with more sales than the Xbox 360 and the PlayStation 3 combined.

Newmark hopes the new strategy will boost disappointing sales of the company's gaming system by pairing it with the hot-selling Wii. Newmark said, "By focusing on giving the customer what they want, the sales of the PS3 will improve dramatically."

Newmark confirmed that part of the strategy includes shifting manufacturing at one of Sony's plants from PS3s to Wii systems to meet the expected demand. "I know it sounds unorthodox to manufacture a competitor's product, but if you do the math you'll see that it will help us increase market share," he said.

Many consumers were excited by the news. Thad Dorman of Oklahoma City said, "I've been trying to get my hands on a Wii since it came out. Now if I buy one direct from Sony I get a PS3 in the bundle for less than I could've bought a Wii for by itself."

When asked what he would do with two consoles Dorman answered, "I'll play the Wii and probably use the PS3 as a doorstop or something."

A representative for Nintendo confirmed the Sony plan and said that everyone at headquarters thought "the whole thing was pretty weird."

The PS3-Wii bundle will not increase the price of the PlayStation 3 system and will be available the beginning of April. Sony shares traded up on the Nikkei after the announcement.

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Mind if I retitle this thread to be the official April Fool's Jokes 2007 thread?

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  • KevarKevar regular
    edited March 2007
    Captain K wrote: »
    Mind if I retitle this thread to be the official April Fool's Jokes 2007 thread?
    This isn't even an April Fools so much as an article from a satire site, kinda similar to The Onion or so.

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Oh, okay.

    Then I guess we can wait for an official April Fool's thread.





    Also, this isn't particularly funny. It's really hard to write Onion-style news well.

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  • KevarKevar regular
    edited March 2007
    Captain K wrote: »
    Oh, okay.

    Then I guess we can wait for an official April Fool's thread.

    Also, this isn't particularly funny. It's really hard to write Onion-style news well.
    I agree. Not surprised to see digg lap it up, either.

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  • ThreepioThreepio New Westminster, BCRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    lol Sonwii

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  • Phoenix SmasherPhoenix Smasher Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Captain K wrote: »
    Mind if I retitle this thread to be the official April Fool's Jokes 2007 thread?

    I guess if it's still around by April 1st then.

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  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I am going to go back and demand that I have a PS3 because I bought a Wii earlier.

    That should count right?

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Yes Rehab you should totally do it.


    Print out this news story and tell them they have to honor it.

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  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Cool, I think I'll pick up Motorstorm while I'm there.

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  • ArdeArde Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Putting this in GAF might result in some temporary forum (hopefully) explosion until someone realizes it. :)

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Arde wrote: »
    Putting this in GAF might result in some temporary forum (hopefully) explosion until someone realizes it. :)

    let's not do that

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  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Alright, I just got back with my free PS3 and Motorstorm.

    I'll be sure to post my impressions later.

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  • KarfKarf The Past Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    That is the worst attempt at humor.

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Karf wrote: »
    That is the worst attempt at humor.

    You obviously haven't seen White Chicks, Little Man, and Epic Movie.

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  • TM2 RampageTM2 Rampage Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I can't imagine how anyone would be fooled by a premise such as that.

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  • HarshLanguageHarshLanguage Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    If the Onion had done this joke, it would just be one of those little headline-only items. Because there's no joke beyond that.

    I can't even call it an April Fool's prank.

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  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Karf wrote: »
    That is the worst attempt at humor.

    I'm not sure if you're talking about the article or my last post but I'm inclined to agree with you either way.

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  • KarfKarf The Past Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Rehab wrote: »
    Karf wrote: »
    That is the worst attempt at humor.

    I'm not sure if you're talking about the article or my last post but I'm inclined to agree with you either way.
    And I intend to keep you guessing! You'll go mad with suspense!

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  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    No Karf!

    Noooooooooooooooo!

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  • bruinbruin Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    titmouse wrote: »
    Karf wrote: »
    That is the worst attempt at humor.

    You obviously haven't seen Freddy Got Fingered.

    Fixed.

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