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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    my weekend in a nutshell:

    If your chickens are used to the fireworks.... you might be a redneck

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    my commute took 40 minutes longer than normal today because Michelle Obama is staying in a hotel that is along my bus route and every road near it was closed down

    what a crock of shit
    Thanks, Obama

    Someone had to.

    I was inconvenienced by the man himself!

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Ooh, Herbert West - Reanimator narrated by Jeffrey Combs. Must listen to!

  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    I love the skull icon you get when you report something.

    You want to deprive us of cheap Armani knockoffs?

    Speaking of suits, took my son suit shopping and stopped into one place to see what the cost of rentals were for his junior prom. Of course he starts eyeing up a Vera Wang. Most expensive rental they have. Nu uh boyo. I'm not spending over $200 for one night for your junior prom. Get a jerb and get one for HS Prom. :P

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
    RMS Oceanic
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Got shit sleep again

    To a doctor get thee.

    Yeah
    Should do this

    poo
  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    I must say, to a huge extent I don't understand the modern shooter scene.

    People are all pro realistic military shooters...but for multiplayer which is about as unrealistic as you can get. And we keep making this over and over again.

    TF2 I get. The whole CoD thing...not so much.

    TL DR
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Simultaneously pumped and bummed that I have my first sport related injury.

  • AntinumericAntinumeric Registered User regular
    edited June 2013
    I must say, to a huge extent I don't understand the modern shooter scene.

    People are all pro realistic military shooters...but for multiplayer which is about as unrealistic as you can get. And we keep making this over and over again.

    TF2 I get. The whole CoD thing...not so much.
    I've been playing Rising Storm and I realised that I don't enjoy that sort of shooter in the slightest. People are impossible to see, guns hard to aim, and it's difficult to tell where you are being shot from. It may be a good simultion of a WW2 battle, but I don't really want to be in one of those for the same reasons.

    Blacklight on the other hand is amazing.

    Antinumeric on
    In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    GUYS

    Dame Judy Dench embroiders during downtime on sets and gives them away

    They are all beautiful embroidered curses

    Like "You Are A Cunt" and "You Are A Fucking Shit"

    This is the most amazing thing ever to have occurred

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
    AntinumericTaminSTATE OF THE ART ROBOTRMS OceanicGonmunBogartAbdhyiusRobos A Go GodescJacobkosh
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    I must say, to a huge extent I don't understand the modern shooter scene.

    People are all pro realistic military shooters...but for multiplayer which is about as unrealistic as you can get. And we keep making this over and over again.

    TF2 I get. The whole CoD thing...not so much.

    This E3 is mixing things up pretty nice with The Division, Destiny and most of all Titanfall.

    So yay!

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Thomas was Alone has a great soundtrack. Super relaxing.

  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    And apparantly I was supposed to have a vacation day today and forgot about it...sonofabitch!

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    There needs to be a professionally done Neo Tokyo or Dystopia

    Abdhyius
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    Gonmun wrote: »
    And apparantly I was supposed to have a vacation day today and forgot about it...sonofabitch!

    its never too late.

  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    I played a bit of super hexagon a couple of days ago

    ...

    super hexagon is hard

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    MOrning hombres

    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Day Z - which is to say, Arma - style combat is something I find very fun. Combat is tense as fuck when I know that any of the bullets slamming down around me could kill me. And it tends to be at ranges where it's not easy to hit them.

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  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    In depressing early-morning news, I don't have quite enough milk for this bowl of cereal

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Tamin wrote: »
    In depressing early-morning news, I don't have quite enough milk for this bowl of cereal

    :C

  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    how do most people pour milk and cereal, anyway?

    I always put the cereal in first, then add milk.

  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    And apparantly I was supposed to have a vacation day today and forgot about it...sonofabitch!

    its never too late.

    Yeah wound up talking to folks and I'll head out at noon which is cool with folks since the guy who was covering my stuff this afternoon is in then anyway. So woo for half day!

    Also, my son took me to Man of Steel Saturday night as an early Father's Day present. I personally really liked it.

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    There needs to be a professionally done Neo Tokyo or Dystopia

    why can't more things let me play with all fancy vision modes and shit

    (that there's no night vision/thermal goggles in planetside 2 annoys me a lot, because I like stuff like that, and besides, the game looks a lot better then)

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
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    RMS OceanicHakkekageTL DRJacobkosh
  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    Alexis Denisof's second tweet:
    How can I not be an egg

    and, wow. 20.4 20.5K followers in about 8 hours

    I don't think it's a record, but ...

  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    There needs to be a professionally done Neo Tokyo or Dystopia

    why can't more things let me play with all fancy vision modes and shit

    (that there's no night vision/thermal goggles in planetside 2 annoys me a lot, because I like stuff like that, and besides, the game looks a lot better then)

    I'd kill for Dystopia just picking up more multiplayer in Australia again. Loved that game.

  • AntinumericAntinumeric Registered User regular
    Tamin wrote: »
    how do most people pour milk and cereal, anyway?

    I always put the cereal in first, then add milk.
    Cereal, milk.

    The only way to be sure it all gets covered. Less splashing. Superior.

    In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
    TaminGonmun
  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    grumble

    stupid weather

    now it's raining. How am I supposed to play tennis when it's raining?

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Tamin wrote: »
    how do most people pour milk and cereal, anyway?

    I always put the cereal in first, then add milk.
    Cereal, milk.

    The only way to be sure it all gets covered. Less splashing. Superior.

    the only downside is if you're out of milk and forgot to check.

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  • BogartBogart Kneel before Mod Registered User, Moderator mod
    Comments on newspaper sites are always terrible, but it's nice to see that they're terrible in different ways according to the reader demographic.

    Under an article about Nigella Lawson and her husband, rich sleazeball ad man Charles Saatchi, having what he describes as a 'playful tiff' in a restaurant in which he put his hands round her neck to 'emphasise a point', but what others might describe as 'domestic violence' there is apparently this little gem.
    With such a beautiful home I do not understand why they have to go to a restaurant. Why don't they eat at home?

    Could be a piece of performance art, could be real.

    Eddy
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    *drinks all of the coffee and water*

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  • AntinumericAntinumeric Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Tamin wrote: »
    how do most people pour milk and cereal, anyway?

    I always put the cereal in first, then add milk.
    Cereal, milk.

    The only way to be sure it all gets covered. Less splashing. Superior.

    the only downside is if you're out of milk and forgot to check.
    Then I will eat it dry.

    In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    This guy just usrd the phrase "seven by twenty four" to refer to round the clock availability. 24/7 not good enough for him?

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    [bWHO GON STOP ME HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH[/b]

    poo
    DasUberEdward
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    [bWHO GON STOP ME HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH[/b]

    poo
    DasUberEdward
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Phone post fail

    poo
    HakkekageGonmun
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    *Phone posts like a boss* 8-)

    Shazkar Shadowstorm
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
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    poo
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I've listened to "I appear missing" perhaps too much today

    but I have to take advantage of the time when I have the house to myself

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  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    @y2jake215 a minimalist trap beat came into my head on the train today, it was pure and reminiscent of dead prez and glorious

    I was also reading the NYT interview with Kanye so that might have influenced things

    @eddy

    Minimalist trap is the best. Restrained, sparse snare with tsking high hat. But maximalist trap like UZ or the Rollin' Baauer remix are also the best, with the least subtle gunshots, 5 second long snare rolls and samples of people coughing

    The only way to screw up trap is to not take it to an extreme, any extreme

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
    TL DR
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I think that Golduck who pretended to be Misty's Psyduck wanted to give her the D.

    This is a social faux pas, to say the least.

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