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A visit to the pranktologist - April Fool's Day Thread

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    QuadropheniaQuadrophenia Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    No I yelled "DARTH WAITER!" at his corpse.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    quad that joke was in poor taste

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    cheshirecheshire Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    When I was in middleschool some guy tried to mug me and I ended up killing him.

    Did you shout "APRIL FOOLS!" at his corpse?


    For some reason I found that very funny and I stared choking on my 7up.

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    RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Rolo wrote: »
    My birthday is april 1st, but I've never really been pranked or pranked anyone. Unless you count the plastic flies I used to put in the sugar bowl when I was 8...

    I was a boring kid

    Your birthday is actually the 7th of September.

    Your parents have pranked you every goddamn year you've been alive, son.


    hahahahahaha ASSHOLES!

    I always knew I felt younger than my age...

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    QuadropheniaQuadrophenia Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    quad that joke was in SE++ taste

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Rolo wrote: »
    You guys should totally all ship Rolo jars of your own semen to help him fill up the bubbles.

    He'll never be able to do it alone.

    That totally sounds like a challenge.

    It is.

    Rolo. I challenge you, to produce enough semen before april 1st to fill one of these sheets of liquid bubble wrap.

    Do you have it in you(r balls)?

    Video documentation will be necessary to prove success.

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    SnackAttackSnackAttack Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Rolo wrote: »
    My birthday is april 1st, but I've never really been pranked or pranked anyone. Unless you count the plastic flies I used to put in the sugar bowl when I was 8...

    I was a boring kid

    Your birthday is actually the 7th of September.

    Your parents have pranked you every goddamn year you've been alive, son.

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    ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    When I was a senior in highschool me and a few friends skipped lunch on Apr. 1st.

    We went into our English class and did the customary, turn all the desks around. Then we went and got book closet keys from the office "to get books for our teacher", took our teacher's podium, dragged it to the book closet down the hall, hid it in the back and locked up.

    Then we got her purse (she always left it in her room) and took her car keys. We took her desk, along with chair, computer, lamp, everything, toted it down the hall and outside. We then went to the teacher's parking lot. We swapped my car with her's and then left her desk in the grassy field between the two parking lots.

    She came in and immediately only noticed the desks turned around, looked at me and 3 of my friends since she knew it'd be us causing trouble and said, "All I get is the desks turned around?" As she finished that question the looked around and noticed her desk was gone, and was all like wtf. Then the crazy teacher from across the hall came over and was like, "Iva, you might want to look outside"

    We didn't think about a gust of wind coming by and blowing everyones' papers off her desk all over the open plot of grass.

    She went outside and just kind of laughed at us, then noticed her car was gone and so I had to go back and go switch our cars back.

    It was all worth it though, that and she didn't notice her podium was gone for another 2 days, didn't get the answer out of me for another day after that when I gave her enough hints for her to find it in the book closet down the hall.

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    ToastlyToastly Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The people who graduated a year before me, their "senior prank" was hanging bags of thier own shit out the second and third story windows of our school.

    There were like 6 bags in total.

    it wasn't really that funny.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i knew some kids who stole a goat and got a gun pointed at them

    it was funny because i hated those kids

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    ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Me and some friends used to get early dismissal senior year. One of our friends' family was particularly well-off to say the least and somehow he had gotten access to a near limitless supply of garbage bag plastic... material stuff.

    Anyway, we'd get bored and go wrap the cars of our friends who were still in class in it.

    Always got a good laugh out of that.

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    iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
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    AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    what a pwner

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    If there is a just God in heaven above, that is a serious post.

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    JebuJebu Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Green wrote: »
    If there is a just God in heaven above, that is a serious post.

    I'm not sure God would want them to reproduce.

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    PkErthbndPkErthbnd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    My senior year, myself and a couple friends got 3 cows and painted "1" "2" and "4" on them and led them all to the 2nd story of our school. Since cows won't go down stairs, they had to get a crane to remove them. They also spent a helluva lot of time looking for cow 3. It was grand.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
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    PkErthbndPkErthbnd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Guys, it's okay. He took a birth control pill, so no worries.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Man it's a good thing he ate that birth control or I'd be really worried over here

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    My Senior year of high school I went and got over 200 goldfish {the feeder goldfish} for a couple of dollars
    I went to school as usual at 6am.
    I walked in with two backpacks full of platic bags full of fish and dumped them in the pool.

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    ToastlyToastly Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
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    The child of that union if you can call it that is deffinately like:
    "I WAS CONCIEVED AS A JOKE, EMO EMO EMO EMO EMO WHINE BITCH MOAN, APRIL FOOLS! I"M ACTUALLY A REALLY HAPPY PERSON WHO LOVES EVERYTHING"

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    srsizzysrsizzy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Brainleech wrote: »
    My Senior year of high school I went and got over 200 goldfish {the feeder goldfish} for a couple of dollars
    I went to school as usual at 6am.
    I walked in with two backpacks full of platic bags full of fish and dumped them in the pool.
    And then they died...right...?

    One time I was like, "You're Shoes Untied!"

    and Shoes Untied said "Yeah, I know!"

    APRIL FOOLS!



    ...I'm clever.

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    PkErthbndPkErthbnd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I...




    man, what?

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Guys the chances of the sperm surviving on the tampon before she started "Wearing it" are very slim.

    They die very quickly if they're not at body temperature. They're sickly little buggers

    #pipe on
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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    srsizzy wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    My Senior year of high school I went and got over 200 goldfish {the feeder goldfish} for a couple of dollars
    I went to school as usual at 6am.
    I walked in with two backpacks full of platic bags full of fish and dumped them in the pool.
    And then they died...right...?

    One time I was like, "You're Shoes Untied!"

    and Shoes Untied said "Yeah, I know!"

    APRIL FOOLS!



    ...I'm clever.

    SenseofHumor.jpg

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    Guys the chances of the sperm surviving on the tampon before she started "Wearing it" are very slim.

    They die very quickly if they're not at body temperature. They're sickly little buggers

    I'm just taken aback by the sheer amount of retard in there.

    It's staggering.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    PkErthbnd wrote: »
    I...




    man, what?

    It's a grammar joke.

    You're Shoes Untied, as in You are Shoes Untied. note the capitol letters for proper nouns, in this case, first and last names.

    He's hoping you would confuse his grammar for "Your shoe's untied"

    #pipe on
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    ToastlyToastly Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    Guys the chances of the sperm surviving on the tampon before she started "Wearing it" are very slim.

    They die very quickly if they're not at body temperature. They're sickly little buggers

    Maybe your are.

    Mine are heardy mountainers trained to withstand extreme temperatures, and to act as a single unit for thier betterment as a whole. My Sperm could totally kick your spem's ass.

    Man any of you ever seen "Commando" with Arnold Swartz?

    I can totally imagine my sperm decked out with like rocket launchers and nades' and M-16s getting read to kick some people around and impregnate a woman while he's at it.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    PkErthbnd wrote: »
    I...




    man, what?

    It's a grammar joke.

    You're Shoes Untied, as in You are Shoes Untied. note the capitol letters for proper nouns, in this case, first and last names.

    He's hoping you would confuse his grammar for "Your shoe's untied"

    I don't get it.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    How is You Are Shoes United funny, dudes

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    srsizzy wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    My Senior year of high school I went and got over 200 goldfish {the feeder goldfish} for a couple of dollars
    I went to school as usual at 6am.
    I walked in with two backpacks full of platic bags full of fish and dumped them in the pool.
    And then they died...right...?

    One time I was like, "You're Shoes Untied!"

    and Shoes Untied said "Yeah, I know!"

    APRIL FOOLS!



    ...I'm clever.

    I don't know I feined ignorance when they went on the inquisition about who did it
    I know they were pissed about cleaning it up.

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    HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    no, you're shoe's untied

    dammit that still makes sense

    fuck this game

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    NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Where is whoooops.jpg when you need it

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    iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I bet if you had two untied shoes, you could take the laces from one, and knot them with the laces from the other. That would be comedy gold.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    oh jesus

    man, I'm not even getting into this

    I'm going to bed

    you dudes have fun, what with the being silly twats and all

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    HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    night rank

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    why would you want to tie your owns shoes together?
    you'd fall over and everyone would laugh.

    that's not the point of April Fools

    You're supposed to fool other people ok

    #pipe on
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    PkErthbndPkErthbnd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    PkErthbnd wrote: »
    I...




    man, what?

    It's a grammar joke.

    You're Shoes Untied, as in You are Shoes Untied. note the capitol letters for proper nouns, in this case, first and last names.

    He's hoping you would confuse his grammar for "Your shoe's untied"


    No, I totally got that. I was just trying to imagine that he wasn't that stupid. Looks like I was wrong.

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    srsizzysrsizzy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I realized this is much better...

    "Your shoe's untied" I said, and, walking out of the room, Shoes Untied said "I know!" I made a funny face, and then my friends explained his name was Shoes Untied. We laughed and had a merry time.

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    iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    why would you want to tie your owns shoes together?
    you'd fall over and everyone would laugh.

    that's not the point of April Fools

    You're supposed to fool other people ok


    They'd be fooled, because NO ONE expected me to prank myself.

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