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A visit to the pranktologist - April Fool's Day Thread

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    MenaceMenace regular
    edited March 2007
    what the hell is he reaching for or gesturing at anyway?

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    QuadropheniaQuadrophenia Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    Man, when I was staying with some dudes in LA, Fantasy Baseball and poker were the only things they talked about.
    Lucky I like playing poker, cause when they were talking about trading players with each other and how X is not a fair trade for Y because X is "Garbage", they might as well have been speaking Dutch.

    But you could at least understand some Dutch. It's a bit like English.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    Man, when I was staying with some dudes in LA, Fantasy Baseball and poker were the only things they talked about.
    Lucky I like playing poker, cause when they were talking about trading players with each other and how X is not a fair trade for Y because X is "Garbage", they might as well have been speaking Dutch.

    But you could at least understand some Dutch. It's a bit like English.

    My friends do this with Magic cards. It's like "So I traded for a Glifindis Muxazoid Thrasher today."
    "Uh huh"
    "It's a 1/2 with fying and trample, but when there's 2 counters on it it becomes a 3/4 until you can no longer pay upkeep."
    "Uhhh"
    "So I put it into my green/white deck and my momma got scared and said 'You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'."
    "I see."

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    WHO agrees HIV circumcision plan
    International experts have backed the use of male circumcision in the prevention of HIV.

    Kevin De Cock, director of HIV/AIDS at the World Health Organization said: "The recommendations represent a significant step forward in HIV prevention."


    Kevin De Cock? How can this possibly be real?

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    CerriusCerrius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    That's some nice warm tones in that book cover. And it would be so easy to photoshop damn near anything into Harry's hand right there.


    Like a beating human heart?

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    lol harry phenomenon

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    QuadropheniaQuadrophenia Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The people at WHO have a great sense of humor?

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The people at WHO have a great sense of humor?


    The other people quoted in the report are Deborah Jack(off) and Catherine (W)Hankins. The last one is a bit of a stretch admittedly, but come on!

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    lol harry phenomenon

    You know when you're reading the forums and you come across a post that is the best post you've seen in a while?

    This is one of those posts.

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    Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Right Here, Right Now Drives a BuickModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    I should try that "i want you back" thing with my ex, because she still wants me.

    The karmic backlash though, oh my GOD.

    Don't just stop there, tell her you want her back and sleep with her. Then, let loose all over her, say "April Fool's" grab your clothes and leave.

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Moe_Fwacky wrote: »
    Don't just stop there, tell her you want her back and sleep with her. Then, let loose all over her, say "April Fool's" grab your clothes and leave.

    I've been looking to update my sig.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    lol harry phenomenon

    You know when you're reading the forums and you come across a post that is the best post you've seen in a while?

    This is one of those posts.

    I done good, boss?

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Moe_Fwacky wrote: »
    I should try that "i want you back" thing with my ex, because she still wants me.

    The karmic backlash though, oh my GOD.

    Don't just stop there, tell her you want her back and sleep with her. Then, let loose all over her, say "I've got AIDS" grab your clothes and leave.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I think just for spite I'm gonna tie my sister's hair to her bed post. It'd be pretty easy, she's impossible to wake up and her hair is long.

    Maybe I'll just use glue.

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Rolo wrote: »
    I think just for spite I'm gonna tie my sister's hair to her bed post. It'd be pretty easy, she's impossible to wake up and her hair is long.

    Maybe I'll just use glue.

    this is going extremely well with your av, Rolo.

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    D:D: Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Replace his lube with muscle relaxant.

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    edited March 2007
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    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    D: wrote: »
    Replace his lube with muscle relaxant.
    No, Icy-Hot
    Mix wasabi into it.

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    Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
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    The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Lehi, UTRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Dely Apple wrote: »
    whatmt1.gif

    What the fuck does that even mean? Did a pregnant flying white tiger with wings die in the Sept 11 attacks and it didn't make the news or something?

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    It's crying because the guy wants her to blow him in front of his mother's grave.

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    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pregnant White Tiger Angels

    nope, doesn't get much better than that

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    AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Hah

    Hahahahah

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    srsizzysrsizzy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    On the subject of stupid funny things...^^^

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    Pregnant White Tiger Angels

    nope, doesn't get much better than that

    I wonder what's actually underneath that gravestone.

    I'm really hoping it was a conjined set of faun twins that shared a set of both male and female genitalia and a passion for bondage.

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    The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Lehi, UTRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    If some furries died in 11 September WTC attacks, the event just got much funnier for me

    Quick, someone cut a bunch of furries into Flight 93 scenes and post it on youtube.

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    srsizzysrsizzy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    KingsHand wrote: »
    If some furries died in 11 September WTC attacks, the event just got much funnier for me

    Quick, someone cut a bunch of furries into Flight 93 scenes and post it on youtube.
    D::!!:...

    :|:...:...

    :lol::!!:!!!

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    When I was in the military I had one of the other guys call up my mom and tell her that I had been deployed to an undisclosed location and would contact her within a months time. After he hung up I waited a few minutes and called her up, she was all in tears and I was all "April fools!" it was pretty hilarious. She got a good laugh out of it.

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    When I was in the military I had one of the other guys call up my mom and tell her that I had been deployed to an undisclosed location and would contact her within a months time. After he hung up I waited a few minutes and called her up, she was all in tears and I was all "April fools!" it was pretty hilarious. She got a good laugh out of it.

    Oh my god

    That is amazing

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    KingsHand wrote: »
    If some furries died in 11 September WTC attacks, the event just got much funnier for me

    Quick, someone cut a bunch of furries into Flight 93 scenes and post it on youtube.
    YES SOMEBODY DO THIS NOW


    hahahahahaha

    oh man

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    KingsHand wrote: »
    If some furries died in 11 September WTC attacks, the event just got much funnier for me

    Quick, someone cut a bunch of furries into Flight 93 scenes and post it on youtube.
    YES SOMEBODY DO THIS NOW

    All sitting in the airplane seats (everyone dressed in their animal costumes), and then you have one of them look at another and nod, and they rush the terrorists shouting "YIFF YIFF YIFF" as loud as they can.

    Cut to crash.

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Green wrote: »
    When I was in the military I had one of the other guys call up my mom and tell her that I had been deployed to an undisclosed location and would contact her within a months time. After he hung up I waited a few minutes and called her up, she was all in tears and I was all "April fools!" it was pretty hilarious. She got a good laugh out of it.

    Oh my god

    That is amazing

    Yeah we take April Fools pretty seriously at my house.
    This is the first year in a while that I'll be living near them, so my plan is to go to their house and stage a break in. You know, just make a general mess of things and hide their tv and stuff. They live in the middle of no where so they'll totally be like "What the hell?! Somebody drove 45 minutes to steal our crappy tv?!"

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Furries were on the grassy knoll

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    my roommate and i live in delicate equilibrium. when one of us does something, the other retaliates 10-fold, and then the first retaliates back, and so on. we try not to mess with each other too much because of this.

    partaking in april fools pranks could mean someone dies

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    seriously

    someone photoshop some furries onto the Grassy Knoll

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    seriously

    someone photoshop some furries onto the Grassy Knoll

    I'm pretty sure it has already been done.

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    seriously

    someone photoshop some furries onto the Grassy Knoll

    I'm pretty sure it has already been done.

    Photoshop them into some other tragedy then

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