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A visit to the pranktologist - April Fool's Day Thread

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    seriously

    someone photoshop some furries onto the Grassy Knoll

    I'm pretty sure it has already been done.

    Photoshop them into some other tragedy then

    the delivery room during your birth?

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    my roommate and i live in delicate equilibrium. when one of us does something, the other retaliates 10-fold, and then the first retaliates back, and so on. we try not to mess with each other too much because of this.

    partaking in april fools pranks could mean someone dies

    just take a shit load of laxatives and colon cleansers and what not and wake him up by firing diarhea all over his chest. There's no topping that, and he probably wouldn't have the balls to even match it.

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I thought you loved meeee D:

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    GSMGSM Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Kool-aid is your best bet.

    RED KOOL-AID.

    (looks like blood...)

    edit:whoops, forgot to read the other 8 pages... D:

    GSM on
    We'll get back there someday.
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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Red food dye looks more like blood

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    GSMGSM Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The sugar is the other half of it.

    GSM on
    We'll get back there someday.
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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    seriously

    someone photoshop some furries onto the Grassy Knoll

    I'm pretty sure it has already been done.

    Photoshop them into some other tragedy then

    Furries are the tragedy.

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    Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Rainbow lightsaber

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    edited March 2007
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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    oh god

    oh god

    not only is it a Star Wars/Star Trek crossover fanfiction

    not only is it a furry comic

    it is the SECOND INSTALLMENT





    i don't think i will be able to laugh at anything else ever again

    Green on
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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Rainbow lightsaber

    sounds like something a 9 year old makes up on a roleplay board

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    The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Haha even Jabba is a furry

    That's slightly more honest than ripped and trim furries.

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    JJJJ DailyStormer Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I fucking hate furries.

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    Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    You may wonder why these horrors are here.

    You are going to put them as your Uni's computer lab desktops, your friend's desktops, etc.

    THAT IS THE PRANK OF HORRORS!

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Rainbow lightsaber

    sounds like something a 9 year old makes up on a roleplay board

    its fucking hilarious, that's what it is.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    dude, that rainbow lightsaber is fucking sweet

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    furries....ehhhh.....

    So like, I was thinking of professing my love to this ugly loser chick who nobody likes, and then after she took it all in and celebrated, I would scream APRIL FOOLS BIATCH!

    It would make me the biggest dick ever....but it's all in the name of humor.

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Graves wrote: »
    furries....ehhhh.....

    So like, I was thinking of professing my love to this ugly loser chick who nobody likes, and then after she took it all in and celebrated, I would scream APRIL FOOLS BIATCH!

    It would make me the biggest dick ever....but it's all in the name of humor.

    This might be crossing the line just a bit

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Green wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    furries....ehhhh.....

    So like, I was thinking of professing my love to this ugly loser chick who nobody likes, and then after she took it all in and celebrated, I would scream APRIL FOOLS BIATCH!

    It would make me the biggest dick ever....but it's all in the name of humor.

    This might be crossing the line just a bit

    yeah, honestly that's just stupid.

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    RhinoRhino TheRhinLOL Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Rolo wrote: »
    Now the final question - what liquid do I put inside the wrap?


    Get two sheets.

    Fill one with Baking Soda (of if you can't put a solid, mix baking soda with water)
    Fill the other will Vinegar.

    That is like two pranks in one!
    baking soda and vinegar explodes when mixed

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    How about I get her parents killed and made into chili, then feed that chili to her as i tell her what happened to her parents? Cuz that's plan B

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Graves wrote: »
    How about I get her parents killed and made into chili, then feed that chili to her as i tell her what happened to her parents? Cuz that's plan B

    retarded.

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    RhinoRhino TheRhinLOL Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Graves wrote: »
    How about I get her parents killed and made into chili, then feed that chili to her as i tell her what happened to her parents? Cuz that's plan B

    I thought you liked this chic?

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Plan C is the fake ice cube with the plastic fly in it.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    No I dislike her, that's the prank. To make her think I like her.

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I've been thinking about starting to do public "pranks" not in the way of doing anything to hurt anyone or anything, just shit to make people say "holy shit did you see that?" or maybe "what the fuck is going on here?" Many of the ones I want to do are stolen from other places, but they're still cool, and would be new to my town. A group that does a lot of these ones is Improv Everywhere check 'em out they're pretty sweet.

    here's some I want to do:

    - Fill a baby carriage full of fake blood, bacon and chicken parts, push it across the street and have my friend hit it with his truck.

    - Script and block out a set of events that ends up to be exactly 5 miniutes in length with a number of my friends. Then repeat the events every five minutes for an hour.

    - Get an inflatable boat and give free "tours" in a downtown fountain.

    - Get at least 25 of my friends do dress in totally normal clothes, but with no pants, and walk around on Church Street (a local downtown, ooutdoor market place). Then i will push a cart out into the street conveniently selling pants.

    - Also, I want to stand on the side of the road dressed as a hobo with a cardboard sign that says "Will Not Work For Any Reason."

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I've been thinking about starting to do public "pranks" not in the way of doing anything to hurt anyone or anything, just shit to make people say "holy shit did you see that?" or maybe "what the fuck is going on here?" Many of the ones I want to do are stolen from other places, but they're still cool, and would be new to my town. A group that does a lot of these ones is Improv Everywhere check 'em out they're pretty sweet.

    here's some I want to do:

    - Fill a baby carriage full of fake blood, bacon and chicken parts, push it across the street and have my friend hit it with his truck.

    - Script and block out a set of events that ends up to be exactly 5 miniutes in length with a number of my friends. Then repeat the events every five minutes for an hour.

    - Get an inflatable boat and give free "tours" in a downtown fountain.

    - Get at least 25 of my friends do dress in totally normal clothes, but with no pants, and walk around on Church Street (a local downtown, ooutdoor market place). Then i will push a cart out into the street conveniently selling pants.

    - Also, I want to stand on the side of the road dressed as a hobo with a cardboard sign that says "Will Not Work For Any Reason."

    if you happen to do that one, you must film it

    and no FUCK BEEZ bullshit.

    tugga on
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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    That is amazing.
    See I'd like to do something like that, but im lazy, so i resort to being an asshole sometimes.

    Graves on
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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    tugga06 wrote: »
    I've been thinking about starting to do public "pranks" not in the way of doing anything to hurt anyone or anything, just shit to make people say "holy shit did you see that?" or maybe "what the fuck is going on here?" Many of the ones I want to do are stolen from other places, but they're still cool, and would be new to my town. A group that does a lot of these ones is Improv Everywhere check 'em out they're pretty sweet.

    here's some I want to do:

    - Fill a baby carriage full of fake blood, bacon and chicken parts, push it across the street and have my friend hit it with his truck.

    - Script and block out a set of events that ends up to be exactly 5 miniutes in length with a number of my friends. Then repeat the events every five minutes for an hour.

    - Get an inflatable boat and give free "tours" in a downtown fountain.

    - Get at least 25 of my friends do dress in totally normal clothes, but with no pants, and walk around on Church Street (a local downtown, ooutdoor market place). Then i will push a cart out into the street conveniently selling pants.

    - Also, I want to stand on the side of the road dressed as a hobo with a cardboard sign that says "Will Not Work For Any Reason."

    if you happen to do that one, you must film it

    and no FUCK BEEZ bullshit.

    yeah the plan is to do as many of these as we can and discreetly film them all then make a sort of montage video of them all.

    oh also, we're going to put one of my friends in my banana costume and another in my gorrilla costume and have the banana run through crowded downtown areas screaming bloody murder with the gorrilla on his heals.

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    prophetic oblivionprophetic oblivion Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    - Fill a baby carriage full of fake blood, bacon and chicken parts, push it across the street and have my friend hit it with his truck.


    That would be the most glorious prank.

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    - Fill a baby carriage full of fake blood, bacon and chicken parts, push it across the street and have my friend hit it with his truck.


    That would be the most glorious prank.

    yeah that was one we actually thought of ourselves. The problem if figuring out what to do afterwards. I mean, what, do we just walk away? Do we laugh like a bunch of douche bags and leave? Do we have a friend in a cop uniform walk up and pretend to fill out a report while other friends in EMT uniforms run up and scoop up what's left while dry heaving all over the place? After the fact is when it becomes complicated.

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    Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Actual 911 calls + police showing up + explaining it outweigh doing it

    Unless you are Trigger Happy TV of course

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    CangoFettCangoFett Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Yeah, the baby carriage is more likely to encite a panic.

    The other ones are glorious. I'd pay real money to see a video of the pants vendor.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    You break down and cry before running down the streets with blood and tears streaming down your face. Eventually you work your way out of the spotlight and you just fade into the crowd.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i think of these things real simple

    like

    be standing on a street corner

    all of the sudden a bunch of my friends in a black van wearing ski masks pull up

    throw a burlap sack over me

    snatch me off the street in front of a whole bunch of people

    nothing more than that

    Pony on
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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    CangoFett wrote: »
    Yeah, the baby carriage is more likely to encite a panic.

    The other ones are glorious. I'd pay real money to see a video of the pants vendor.

    yeah, the excellent thing about the pants vendor is, I'll get all my friends to wear definitive outfits and then give me their pants before hand. So when they walk up I'll be all "Oh! I've got just the thing for you!"
    people wouldn't know what the hell was going on.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    CangoFett wrote: »
    Yeah, the baby carriage is more likely to encite a panic.

    The other ones are glorious. I'd pay real money to see a video of the pants vendor.

    yeah, the excellent thing about the pants vendor is, I'll get all my friends to wear definitive outfits and then give me their pants before hand. So when they walk up I'll be all "Oh! I've got just the thing for you!"
    people wouldn't know what the hell was going on.

    "I've got some fine things for sale, stranger!"

    "What're ya buyin'?"

    "What're ya sellin'?"

    "Ahh, I'll buy it at a high price!"

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    i think of these things real simple

    like

    be standing on a street corner

    all of the sudden a bunch of my friends in a black van wearing ski masks pull up

    throw a burlap sack over me

    snatch me off the street in front of a whole bunch of people

    nothing more than that

    that will be the one day you really get kidnapped and you just let them do it because you are expecting it and next thing you know you have fingers and they are working on cutting out your tongue

    potatoe on
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