that said, i ain't lookin' at her eyes unless she has big ol' titties
One of the girls on TLC's so-horrifying-it's-transfixing "My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding" once told the camera, in all seriousness, that she had to get her eye make-up right because "the eyes are the nipples of the face."
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MrMisterPlease demonstrate your enthusiasm for e-marking and/or e-assessment with examplesRegistered Userregular
since you're actually supposed to look at people's eyes, not being distracted gets hard sometimes
I can peripheral vision dem boobs all day and carry on conversation with ease
looking into some pretty eyes I will occasionally completely zone out and not catch a single word
Ordinarily, the focus of a person's visual attention is also at the center of their vision. But it's possible to train yourself to disengage them (it takes about 5-15 minutes with a couple diagrams).
since you're actually supposed to look at people's eyes, not being distracted gets hard sometimes
I can peripheral vision dem boobs all day and carry on conversation with ease
looking into some pretty eyes I will occasionally completely zone out and not catch a single word
Ordinarily, the focus of a person's visual attention is also at the center of their vision. But it's possible to train yourself to disengage them (it takes about 5-15 minutes with a couple diagrams).
FOR FUN AND PROFIT!
or, y'know, a lifetime of checking out boobs without staring
that said, i ain't lookin' at her eyes unless she has big ol' titties
One of the girls on TLC's so-horrifying-it's-transfixing "My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding" once told the camera, in all seriousness, that she had to get her eye make-up right because "the eyes are the nipples of the face."
five cents says she didn't get the eye makeup right
unless you're using colored contacts there's not all that much eye makeup can help with
or, well, it can of course help a lot, contrast is important - mostly why optician receptionist's eyes were so absolutely stunning - but the main show is the eyes themselves
As a whole, Americans are more terrified of snakes than any other animal, with 21% of respondents claiming they were the scariest. Alligators were a close second at 19%, with sharks and bears following with 18% and 14% respectively. Though the shark is deemed scarier than the bear, the bear is the clear favorite to win in a fight between the two, with 56% of respondents picking the bear over the shark. Exposure to the ocean may influence the vote, as westerners were the only geographical group to pick the shark, by a 57/43 margin.
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Mojo_JojoWe are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourseRegistered Userregular
Bled cream cake is really just a square vanilla slice. I mean yes they are delicious but I do not see the need for the big song and dance about them
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
since you're actually supposed to look at people's eyes, not being distracted gets hard sometimes
I can peripheral vision dem boobs all day and carry on conversation with ease
looking into some pretty eyes I will occasionally completely zone out and not catch a single word
Ordinarily, the focus of a person's visual attention is also at the center of their vision. But it's possible to train yourself to disengage them (it takes about 5-15 minutes with a couple diagrams).
FOR FUN AND PROFIT!
or, y'know, a lifetime of checking out boobs without staring
This is why checking out asses is easier. It's implicitly done while people are distracted.
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BogartStreetwise Hercules Fighting The Rising OddsRegistered User, Moderatormod
OH MY GOD Starflight Zero is what that damn book was called.
Been bugging me for absolutely ages. Peter Andrew Jones puzzle book thingy from my childhood whose name had escaped me in the most annoying fashion.
that said, i ain't lookin' at her eyes unless she has big ol' titties
One of the girls on TLC's so-horrifying-it's-transfixing "My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding" once told the camera, in all seriousness, that she had to get her eye make-up right because "the eyes are the nipples of the face."
five cents says she didn't get the eye makeup right
Part of what makes the show so-horrifying-it's-transfixing is that the girls are typically 14-18, highschool (or earlier) dropouts, not allowed to walk around without familial supervision, and kept at home training to cook and clean until they find a husband.
The other part is that the gypsies (at least the ones they chose) have horrifyingly gaudy and tacky taste. They spend tens of thousands of dollars on these handmade outfits for their big parties that are just bogglingly awful:
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KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
People think bears aren't scary but if you are in range of a bear you are p much at its mercy. It can outrun you it can out fight you and at least with a shark you probably have a boat nearby to climb onto. Unless you were one of the poor sobs on the Indianapolis.
People think bears aren't scary but if you are in range of a bear you are p much at its mercy. It can outrun you it can out fight you and at least with a shark you probably have a boat nearby to climb onto. Unless you were one of the poor sobs on the Indianapolis.
i'm pretty sure a shark isn't gonna have any more trouble outswimming you than a bear would outrunning you
not that it matters
this is a fight between bears and sharks, not feeble humans who literally die to stiff breezes on occasion
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Mojo_JojoWe are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourseRegistered Userregular
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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Whee! License to Drive is on Netflix again so I just watched that. I think as teen movies go it's surprisingly underrated. The parents aren't portrayed as idiots or tyrants and the stuff that happens is kept fairly plausible and mundane while being nonetheless exciting.
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MrMisterPlease demonstrate your enthusiasm for e-marking and/or e-assessment with examplesRegistered Userregular
Whee! License to Drive is on Netflix again so I just watched that. I think as teen movies go it's surprisingly underrated. The parents aren't portrayed as idiots or tyrants and the stuff that happens is kept fairly plausible and mundane while being nonetheless exciting.
ah! Valerie, 10-minute cameo in The Princess Bride.
Tamin on
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GonmunHe keeps kickin' me inthe dickRegistered Userregular
Morning [chat] folk. Enjoyed my half day yesterday and have Thursday off for my son's school awards banquet and junior high prom.
Also just found out that a guy I went to high school with was beaten by RCMP in his hometown and just finished a settlement that had been ongoing for 10 years. Turns out he's getting $248,000.
Morning [chat] folk. Enjoyed my half day yesterday and have Thursday off for my son's school awards banquet and junior high prom.
Also just found out that a guy I went to high school with was beaten by RCMP in his hometown and just finished a settlement that had been ongoing for 10 years. Turns out he's getting $248,000.
Sadly, that probably doesn't really compensate for the event PLUS ten year legal struggle :/
edit: I do not love the animated rendition of that emoticon
that said, i ain't lookin' at her eyes unless she has big ol' titties
One of the girls on TLC's so-horrifying-it's-transfixing "My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding" once told the camera, in all seriousness, that she had to get her eye make-up right because "the eyes are the nipples of the face."
five cents says she didn't get the eye makeup right
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One of the girls on TLC's so-horrifying-it's-transfixing "My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding" once told the camera, in all seriousness, that she had to get her eye make-up right because "the eyes are the nipples of the face."
Ordinarily, the focus of a person's visual attention is also at the center of their vision. But it's possible to train yourself to disengage them (it takes about 5-15 minutes with a couple diagrams).
FOR FUN AND PROFIT!
or, y'know, a lifetime of checking out boobs without staring
tempted to travel there for a gig in August
five cents says she didn't get the eye makeup right
or, well, it can of course help a lot, contrast is important - mostly why optician receptionist's eyes were so absolutely stunning - but the main show is the eyes themselves
As a whole, Americans are more terrified of snakes than any other animal, with 21% of respondents claiming they were the scariest. Alligators were a close second at 19%, with sharks and bears following with 18% and 14% respectively. Though the shark is deemed scarier than the bear, the bear is the clear favorite to win in a fight between the two, with 56% of respondents picking the bear over the shark. Exposure to the ocean may influence the vote, as westerners were the only geographical group to pick the shark, by a 57/43 margin.
assuming the fight takes place in the water (it's not fair otherwise), the bear would never win
This is why checking out asses is easier. It's implicitly done while people are distracted.
Been bugging me for absolutely ages. Peter Andrew Jones puzzle book thingy from my childhood whose name had escaped me in the most annoying fashion.
When asked the followup question, 67% of respondents choose "Shut up" and 13% say "Go away"
no blood for dog treats
Part of what makes the show so-horrifying-it's-transfixing is that the girls are typically 14-18, highschool (or earlier) dropouts, not allowed to walk around without familial supervision, and kept at home training to cook and clean until they find a husband.
The other part is that the gypsies (at least the ones they chose) have horrifyingly gaudy and tacky taste. They spend tens of thousands of dollars on these handmade outfits for their big parties that are just bogglingly awful:
not that it matters
this is a fight between bears and sharks, not feeble humans who literally die to stiff breezes on occasion
tell me more!
why does the name Carol Kane sound so familiar
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ah! Valerie, 10-minute cameo in The Princess Bride.
Also just found out that a guy I went to high school with was beaten by RCMP in his hometown and just finished a settlement that had been ongoing for 10 years. Turns out he's getting $248,000.
Sadly, that probably doesn't really compensate for the event PLUS ten year legal struggle :/
edit: I do not love the animated rendition of that emoticon
WWDWDWWWWDWWWWLDWWW - Premiers in April
WW - Champions in May
go away, animation
at least let us choose between animated and still versions!
A thread not dedicated to any one particular topic, unlike most threads in D&D.
She actually has a lazy nipple.
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
there's no sound, so no need to pause the music.
Superman
why did you not ask me and listen only to me
Depends, does Batman get prep time?
Ever.
I need that hurf blurf Chrome extension.
it depends on if batman has access to kryptonite.
because unlike every superman villain, I believe batman would have the ability to use it in such a way that superman couldn't escape.
combined with her almost permanent slight mischievous smile, the effect is kinda awesome, actually
I didn't know about her eye until like, after a year or two
all I noticed was that there was something strange and transfixing going on with her face