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  • MrMisterMrMister Please demonstrate your enthusiasm for e-marking and/or e-assessment with examplesRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    pretty eyes are definitely the best feature

    that said, i ain't lookin' at her eyes unless she has big ol' titties

    One of the girls on TLC's so-horrifying-it's-transfixing "My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding" once told the camera, in all seriousness, that she had to get her eye make-up right because "the eyes are the nipples of the face."

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  • MrMisterMrMister Please demonstrate your enthusiasm for e-marking and/or e-assessment with examplesRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    since you're actually supposed to look at people's eyes, not being distracted gets hard sometimes

    I can peripheral vision dem boobs all day and carry on conversation with ease

    looking into some pretty eyes I will occasionally completely zone out and not catch a single word

    Ordinarily, the focus of a person's visual attention is also at the center of their vision. But it's possible to train yourself to disengage them (it takes about 5-15 minutes with a couple diagrams).

    FOR FUN AND PROFIT!

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    MrMister wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    since you're actually supposed to look at people's eyes, not being distracted gets hard sometimes

    I can peripheral vision dem boobs all day and carry on conversation with ease

    looking into some pretty eyes I will occasionally completely zone out and not catch a single word

    Ordinarily, the focus of a person's visual attention is also at the center of their vision. But it's possible to train yourself to disengage them (it takes about 5-15 minutes with a couple diagrams).

    FOR FUN AND PROFIT!

    or, y'know, a lifetime of checking out boobs without staring

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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    has anyone here ever been to London KOKO before?

    tempted to travel there for a gig in August

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    MrMister wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    pretty eyes are definitely the best feature

    that said, i ain't lookin' at her eyes unless she has big ol' titties

    One of the girls on TLC's so-horrifying-it's-transfixing "My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding" once told the camera, in all seriousness, that she had to get her eye make-up right because "the eyes are the nipples of the face."

    five cents says she didn't get the eye makeup right

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    unless you're using colored contacts there's not all that much eye makeup can help with

    or, well, it can of course help a lot, contrast is important - mostly why optician receptionist's eyes were so absolutely stunning - but the main show is the eyes themselves

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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/main/2013/06/animals-and-pets-poll-american-prefer-dogs-fear-snakes.html

    As a whole, Americans are more terrified of snakes than any other animal, with 21% of respondents claiming they were the scariest. Alligators were a close second at 19%, with sharks and bears following with 18% and 14% respectively. Though the shark is deemed scarier than the bear, the bear is the clear favorite to win in a fight between the two, with 56% of respondents picking the bear over the shark. Exposure to the ocean may influence the vote, as westerners were the only geographical group to pick the shark, by a 57/43 margin.

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    MrMister
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo But do you really believe him? Registered User regular
    Bled cream cake is really just a square vanilla slice. I mean yes they are delicious but I do not see the need for the big song and dance about them

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    that's silly

    assuming the fight takes place in the water (it's not fair otherwise), the bear would never win

  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    Shallow enough to accommodate the bear, deep enough to accommodate the shark!

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Zdravo Jojo. How's Bled treating you?

  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    When asked which would make a better President based on their personalities, 37% of voters choose a dog, 19% a cat and 45% aren’t sure.

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    since you're actually supposed to look at people's eyes, not being distracted gets hard sometimes

    I can peripheral vision dem boobs all day and carry on conversation with ease

    looking into some pretty eyes I will occasionally completely zone out and not catch a single word

    Ordinarily, the focus of a person's visual attention is also at the center of their vision. But it's possible to train yourself to disengage them (it takes about 5-15 minutes with a couple diagrams).

    FOR FUN AND PROFIT!

    or, y'know, a lifetime of checking out boobs without staring

    This is why checking out asses is easier. It's implicitly done while people are distracted.

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Fighting The Rising Odds Registered User, Moderator mod
    OH MY GOD Starflight Zero is what that damn book was called.

    Been bugging me for absolutely ages. Peter Andrew Jones puzzle book thingy from my childhood whose name had escaped me in the most annoying fashion.

  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2013
    When asked which would make a better President based on their personalities, 37% of voters choose a dog, 19% a cat and 45% aren’t sure.

    When asked the followup question, 67% of respondents choose "Shut up" and 13% say "Go away"

    TL DR on
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    i'm pretty sure a dog presidency would look a lot like the bush presidency

    no blood for dog treats

  • MrMisterMrMister Please demonstrate your enthusiasm for e-marking and/or e-assessment with examplesRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    pretty eyes are definitely the best feature

    that said, i ain't lookin' at her eyes unless she has big ol' titties

    One of the girls on TLC's so-horrifying-it's-transfixing "My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding" once told the camera, in all seriousness, that she had to get her eye make-up right because "the eyes are the nipples of the face."

    five cents says she didn't get the eye makeup right

    Part of what makes the show so-horrifying-it's-transfixing is that the girls are typically 14-18, highschool (or earlier) dropouts, not allowed to walk around without familial supervision, and kept at home training to cook and clean until they find a husband.

    The other part is that the gypsies (at least the ones they chose) have horrifyingly gaudy and tacky taste. They spend tens of thousands of dollars on these handmade outfits for their big parties that are just bogglingly awful:
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    my-big-fat-american-gypsy-tlc.jpg

    Abdhyius
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    People think bears aren't scary but if you are in range of a bear you are p much at its mercy. It can outrun you it can out fight you and at least with a shark you probably have a boat nearby to climb onto. Unless you were one of the poor sobs on the Indianapolis.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    People think bears aren't scary but if you are in range of a bear you are p much at its mercy. It can outrun you it can out fight you and at least with a shark you probably have a boat nearby to climb onto. Unless you were one of the poor sobs on the Indianapolis.
    i'm pretty sure a shark isn't gonna have any more trouble outswimming you than a bear would outrunning you

    not that it matters

    this is a fight between bears and sharks, not feeble humans who literally die to stiff breezes on occasion

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo But do you really believe him? Registered User regular
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Zdravo Jojo. How's Bled treating you?
    Hot hot hot. Last day here today

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Whee! License to Drive is on Netflix again so I just watched that. I think as teen movies go it's surprisingly underrated. The parents aren't portrayed as idiots or tyrants and the stuff that happens is kept fairly plausible and mundane while being nonetheless exciting.

  • VanguardVanguard A wretched country of duskRegistered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    What is this chat

  • MrMisterMrMister Please demonstrate your enthusiasm for e-marking and/or e-assessment with examplesRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Whee! License to Drive is on Netflix again so I just watched that. I think as teen movies go it's surprisingly underrated. The parents aren't portrayed as idiots or tyrants and the stuff that happens is kept fairly plausible and mundane while being nonetheless exciting.

    tell me more!

  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    edited June 2013
    *looking up License to Drive*

    why does the name Carol Kane sound so familiar

    ...

    ah! Valerie, 10-minute cameo in The Princess Bride.

    Tamin on
  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Morning [chat] folk. Enjoyed my half day yesterday and have Thursday off for my son's school awards banquet and junior high prom.

    Also just found out that a guy I went to high school with was beaten by RCMP in his hometown and just finished a settlement that had been ongoing for 10 years. Turns out he's getting $248,000.

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo But do you really believe him? Registered User regular
    Also portions here are American big. We have not managed three courses anywhere

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • MrMisterMrMister Please demonstrate your enthusiasm for e-marking and/or e-assessment with examplesRegistered User regular
    edited June 2013
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Morning [chat] folk. Enjoyed my half day yesterday and have Thursday off for my son's school awards banquet and junior high prom.

    Also just found out that a guy I went to high school with was beaten by RCMP in his hometown and just finished a settlement that had been ongoing for 10 years. Turns out he's getting $248,000.

    Sadly, that probably doesn't really compensate for the event PLUS ten year legal struggle :/

    edit: I do not love the animated rendition of that emoticon

    MrMister on
    Gonmun
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    Currently avfacing at a list of everyone who said not buying smokes would be a good idea.

    DDLLLLDL - Bottom in November
    WWDWDWWWWDWWWWLDWWW - Premiers in April
    WW - Champions in May

  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    why must that be animated now

    go away, animation

    at least let us choose between animated and still versions!

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    What is this chat

    A thread not dedicated to any one particular topic, unlike most threads in D&D.

  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    pretty eyes are definitely the best feature

    that said, i ain't lookin' at her eyes unless she has big ol' titties

    One of the girls on TLC's so-horrifying-it's-transfixing "My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding" once told the camera, in all seriousness, that she had to get her eye make-up right because "the eyes are the nipples of the face."

    five cents says she didn't get the eye makeup right

    She actually has a lazy nipple.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular


    there's no sound, so no need to pause the music.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    did-not-expect-that-13.jpg?w=500&h=667

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    VanguardRMS OceanicMrMisterBogartronyaDark Raven X
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    I want to know who Americans think would win in a fight between Superman and Batman

  • VanguardVanguard A wretched country of duskRegistered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Tav wrote: »
    I want to know who Americans think would win in a fight between Superman and Batman

    Superman

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    Currently avfacing at a list of everyone who said not buying smokes would be a good idea.

    why did you not ask me and listen only to me

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  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    I want to know who Americans think would win in a fight between Superman and Batman

    Depends, does Batman get prep time?

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
    ronya
  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Seriously. You can never ever read YouTube comments.

    Ever.

    I need that hurf blurf Chrome extension.

  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    I want to know who Americans think would win in a fight between Superman and Batman

    Superman

    it depends on if batman has access to kryptonite.

    because unlike every superman villain, I believe batman would have the ability to use it in such a way that superman couldn't escape.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    a girl I know has a slightly lazy eye

    combined with her almost permanent slight mischievous smile, the effect is kinda awesome, actually

    I didn't know about her eye until like, after a year or two

    all I noticed was that there was something strange and transfixing going on with her face

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