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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    Oh shit, a wanderer just taught me how to be a barbarian

    yessss

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    DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    I'm gonna play the shit out of this game at work tomorrow.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    dporowski wrote: »
    Suit? Dress? Fuck it. Both/either as desired. Supporting evidence:

    Spoiled for bigness
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    Oh god yes can I wear a top hat.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Solomaxwell6 wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Do I detect dwarf fortressing.

    Lord no.

    oh i see! what's all this now. clicky clicky.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    how do i build armor

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Solomaxwell6 wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Do I detect dwarf fortressing.

    Lord no.

    oh i see! what's all this now. clicky clicky.
    you poor bastard
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    how do i build armor
    Build a workshop

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    TaminTamin Registered User regular
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    how do i build armor
    get a workshop. it'll appear after you have some huts and/or time

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    how do i build armor

    Workshop.

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    TaminTamin Registered User regular
    so you're saying that I don't need to keep clicking stoke fire after the village gets going?

    (this was my first question, but now I wonder if there was a miscommunication)

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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    :(

    but dresses are pretty.

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    dporowskidporowski Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    dporowski wrote: »
    Suit? Dress? Fuck it. Both/either as desired. Supporting evidence:

    Spoiled for bigness
    dietrich-marlene-25-g.jpg

    Oh god yes can I wear a top hat.

    With white tie at an evening occasion, that is quite appropriate. Also, opera pumps are an option to go with the FULL ensemble, though personally I prefer nice patent oxfords.



    Spoiled for opera pump
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    They're so fancy. Ever so fancy.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    Tamin wrote: »
    so you're saying that I don't need to keep clicking stoke fire after the village gets going?

    (this was my first question, but now I wonder if there was a miscommunication)
    You don't, no.

    The builder won't let the fire go out as long as you have wood.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Tell me this works on my ipad. Please work on my ipad.

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    TaminTamin Registered User regular
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Tamin wrote: »
    so you're saying that I don't need to keep clicking stoke fire after the village gets going?

    (this was my first question, but now I wonder if there was a miscommunication)
    You don't, no.

    The builder won't let the fire go out as long as you have wood.

    oh, alright. I wish the button would gray out or auto refresh the countdown

    or something!

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    oh ho

    i can predict your barbarian movement

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    I won't lie.

    I am jealous of dresses.

    However on the other hand, I can lift hundreds of pounds to the amazement and allure of people who normally wear dresses.

    So it's kind of a draw.

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    DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    Tell me this works on my ipad. Please work on my ipad.

    It looks like just JavaScript, so I don't know why it wouldn't.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Once I build this trading post everything's gonna come up Milhouse!

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    I am now the proud owner of an iron mine.

    Suck it, poors

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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
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    Like, they even make them with pockets

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Delmain wrote: »
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    Tell me this works on my ipad. Please work on my ipad.

    It looks like just JavaScript, so I don't know why it wouldn't.

    It does not.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    redx wrote: »
    :(

    but dresses are pretty.

    They are! I'm just not sure if they're me.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    everything sucks

    running 2 miles

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    TaminTamin Registered User regular
    oops

    wasn't paying attention to my water count

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    dporowski wrote: »
    Suit? Dress? Fuck it. Both/either as desired. Supporting evidence:

    Spoiled for bigness
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    unf

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    grilled some corn

    made some guac

    made some pico

    made some tacos

    narf narf narf

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited June 2013
    desc wrote: »
    everything sucks

    running 2 miles

    I got to get up at five in the morning for chief petty officer 365 PT.

    Because now that I'm a first class I have to begin preparing to become a chief. In three fucking years.

    Quid is coming to grips with the harsh realities of advancement.

    Quid on
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Quid wrote: »
    I won't lie.

    I am jealous of dresses.

    However on the other hand, I can lift hundreds of pounds to the amazement and allure of people who normally wear dresses.

    So it's kind of a draw.

    Wear one anyway. You're the boss.

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    TaminTamin Registered User regular
    I am having trouble with the roguelike mode

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    DerrickDerrick Registered User regular
    Hmm did not get the job that I was in the final running for.

    Well, fuck.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    Tamin wrote: »
    I am having trouble with the roguelike mode
    Return to town once your packs are full of loot.

    If you die, you will lose all you were carrying.

    Take a weapon and food and torches. I don't know what charms do.

    Get a rucksack and waterskin to carry more items and water.

    Get armor to not die as easily.

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    this reminds me of that candy and lollipop game

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    find the mine

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Man, A Dark Room just stole, like, 2 hours from my life...

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    TaminTamin Registered User regular
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Tamin wrote: »
    I am having trouble with the roguelike mode
    Return to town once your packs are full of loot.

    If you die, you will lose all you were carrying.

    Take a weapon and food and torches. I don't know what charms do.

    Get a rucksack and waterskin to carry more items and water.

    Get armor to not die as easily.

    yeah, I'm not being patient enough. We shall try again

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    I won't lie.

    I am jealous of dresses.

    However on the other hand, I can lift hundreds of pounds to the amazement and allure of people who normally wear dresses.

    So it's kind of a draw.

    Wear one anyway. You're the boss.

    Dresses fail to display my magnificent chest and arms properly.

    I'm going to have to break down some day and buy a suit.

    Then fight a Bengal tiger in it.

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    DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    Man, cured meat is a 5:1 exchange? Boooooo

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Derrick wrote: »
    Hmm did not get the job that I was in the final running for.

    Well, fuck.

    Burn everything down.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited June 2013
    Tamin wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Tamin wrote: »
    I am having trouble with the roguelike mode
    Return to town once your packs are full of loot.

    If you die, you will lose all you were carrying.

    Take a weapon and food and torches. I don't know what charms do.

    Get a rucksack and waterskin to carry more items and water.

    Get armor to not die as easily.

    yeah, I'm not being patient enough. We shall try again
    Remember, scales nad teeth are worth more than fur or meat. They are you best loot early on.

    The caves can be beaten.

    TehSpectre on
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    nad teeth sound terrifying

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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