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Scott Kurtz?

TelemontTelemont Registered User regular
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Scott Kurtz announced that he is moving into a new office. Does that mean him and the Penny Arcade people had a falling out, or is he still in the same building?

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    I hear that Scott Kurtz can breathe underwater.

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Okay seriously I don't know but I thought making up Scott Kurtz facts would be fun.

    Scott Kurtz can only climb stairs backward

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    scott fact: scott's favorite cheese?

    gouda

  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    I heard that once a cobra bit Scott Kurtz on the leg.

    After five days of excruciating pain the cobra died.

  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    I met Scott Kutrz and Kris Straub once.

    I was so nervous I accidentally called Kris Scott.

    I then got embarrassed, bought a shirt, and ran away sobbing.

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Scott Kurtz can create a half sized clone of himself once per day

  • B_RB_R Registered User regular
    I'm Scott Kurtz.

  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Steve Koontz?

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  • DysDys how am I even using this gun Registered User regular
    Contrary to popular belief, a duck's quack actually does echo.

    Scott Kurtz's quack, however, does not.

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Telemont wrote: »
    Scott Kurtz announced that he is moving into a new office. Does that mean him and the Penny Arcade people had a falling out, or is he still in the same building?

    Scott Kurtz was Penny arcade all along.

    Hey Satan!
  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    some guy wrote:
    You leave the PA offices?
    Scott wrote:
    nope. We just got new digs.

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited June 2013
    If you can see Scott Kurtz, he can see you.

    If you cannot see Scott Kurtz, you are likely seconds away from death.

    Grey Ghost on
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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    rhylith wrote: »
    I met Scott Kutrz and Kris Straub once.

    I was so nervous I accidentally called Kris Scott.

    I then got embarrassed, bought a shirt, and ran away sobbing.

    Pretty sure if I met Kris Straub I'd just accidentally smooch him, getting me in trouble with multiple people.

  • SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    Scott Curtis makes a comic I think

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Oh shit, speaking of celebrity facts, everyone go read how Kenny loggins ruined Christmas on hyperbole and a half.

    Scott Kurtz once read it.

  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Scott Kurtz can teleport to within a 50 foot radius of Mike Krahulik once per week.

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Scott Kurtz vs. The Universe

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    So he like the sausages in Red Dwarf began to encompass 3/8ths of the earth?

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    SCREECH OF THE FARG wrote: »
    Scott Curtis makes a comic I think

    Okay now that is just ludicrous

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Confession time: I thought the Chuck Norris facts were goddamn hilarious in their time, and I still laugh when they are applied to people who are not Chuck Norris

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    I can't stop watching this vine he posted.

  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    for the most pressing questions of the day, we have answers

    answer: scott kurtz can open his eyes underwater in a chlorinated pool. it's true!

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    If you can see Scott Kurtz, he can see you.

    If you cannot see Scott Kurtz, you are likely seconds away from death.

    The sound of Scott Kurtz is the last sound you will ever hear.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    rhylith wrote: »
    I met Scott Kutrz and Kris Straub once.

    I was so nervous I accidentally called Kris Scott.

    I then got embarrassed, bought a shirt, and ran away sobbing.

    just play it off as a reference to kris and scott's scott and kris show

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Scott Kurtz has a critical speed of 19 rpm.

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    So posting the real names of the Penny Arcade crew summons Geth and a default awesome?

  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    Metalbourne wrote: »
    Scott Kurtz has a critical speed of .19 rpm.

    Switch Friend Code: SW-6680-6709-4204


  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Telemont wrote: »
    Scott Kurtz announced that he is moving into a new office. Does that mean him and the Penny Arcade people had a falling out, or is he still in the same building?

    all of the PA people are moving into a new office.

  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited June 2013
    Scott Kurtz is Geth

    Seriously on
  • PMAversPMAvers Registered User regular
    On the night of the full moon, Scott must drink a gallon mixture of goat's blood and milk, lest he becomes his evil alter-ego Steve Kuntz.

    Some say this has already happened, and there wasn't a noticeable change in behavior.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    Scott Kurtz knows two fun facts about ducks.

    They are both false.

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Scott Krutz is not responcable for the majority of cattle mutilations.

  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    I miss blamimations

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Scott Kurtz vs. The Universe

    hey now scott lost a lot of weight

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Scott Kurtz is an anagram of Rusty Taco, a persona he adopts when hunting the most dangerous game.

    By which I mean lawn darts.

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Butters wrote: »
    Scott Kurtz knows two fun facts about ducks.

    They are both false.

    I spit out my coffee.

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Scott Kurtz knows two fun facts about ducks.

    They are both false.

    I spit out my coffee.

    Scott Kurtz can brew the perfect cup of coffee.

    But the recipe requires it to be poured into a cursed mug that spills on your shirt.

  • DysDys how am I even using this gun Registered User regular
    Damn, I wasn't expecting my duck-related humor to be topped so quickly.

  • ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    Scott Kurtz' name is on the top of the VIP list of every night club in St. Louis

    he has never been to St. Louis

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    mcp wrote: »
    I can't stop watching this vine he posted.


    KITTY

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