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Scott Kurtz?

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Scott Kurtz is a special unlockable character in any Penny Arcade game
    You have to ask Neuwell personally for a refund to unlock it

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Scott Kurtz is in the background of every Seinfeld episode.

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    BahamutZERO wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    I can't stop watching this vine he posted.


    KITTY
    ANGRY KITTY

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    Naphtali wrote: »
    I miss blamimations

    This is the best thing.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Scott Kurtz is in cahoots with Ashleigh

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    Scott Kurtz is in cahoots with Ashleigh

    WHOA

    WHOA

    shots fired here

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Every morning before a hearty and fiber-filled breakfast of oatmeal and diamonds, Scott Kurtz journeys to the heart of an active volcano for what he describes as 'decent coffee.'

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know is, he's called the Kurtz.

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    Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    Scott's left nipple is in the shape of Gabe's hair.

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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Confession time: I thought the Chuck Norris facts were goddamn hilarious in their time, and I still laugh when they are applied to people who are not Chuck Norris

    Even Admiral Ackbar?

    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    Some say that Scott Kurtz is terrified of ducks, and that there’s an airport in Russia named after him.

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    ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    I heard that Scott Kurtz is a particularly prolific eater of snails because of his saw-toothed bill which allows him to eat them more easily

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    HammerHorrorHammerHorror Registered User regular
    edited June 2013
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    Scott's left nipple is in the shape of Gabe's hair.
    His right nipple is non-Euclidean.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Scott Kurtz can speak to bears, and has taught them over 300 ways to say honey.

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    Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    Scott Kurtz? I damn near killed 'im!

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    EncEnc A Fool with Compassion Pronouns: He, Him, HisRegistered User regular
    Scott Kurtz can only speak to inanimate objects.

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    It is illegal to own a Kurtz in 29 US States.

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    However it is mandatory in 13 others.

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    CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    What about the remaining 8

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Those are territories, not states.

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Scott Kurtz once went by the name of Colonel Leighly

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    Scott Kurtz was originally signed on to play Captain Hook in 1991's Hook, but he ended up being too scary for Dante Basco. Dustin Hoffman was brought in as a last-minute replacement.

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    ElderlycrawfishElderlycrawfish Registered User regular
    Scott Kurtz shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Yeah, but who hasn't?

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    SyphonBlueSyphonBlue The studying beaver That beaver sure loves studying!Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    If you can see Scott Kurtz, he can see you.

    If you cannot see Scott Kurtz, you are likely seconds away from death.

    Is this a new SCP?

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Scott Kurtz watches the watchmen.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    Scott Kurtz has a third nipple on back of his neck that secretes a mixture of warm milk and ginger beer when he senses danger.

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    EncEnc A Fool with Compassion Pronouns: He, Him, HisRegistered User regular
    Scott Kurtz is one of the two men in the world capable of defying the laws of physics.

    The other person? Scott Kurtz.

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    FugitiveFugitive Registered User regular
    If you stare directly at Scott Kurtz for 1 minute and then look away, everything will look faintly like Scott Kurtz for a few seconds.

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Fugitive wrote: »
    If you stare directly at Scott Kurtz for 1 minute and then look away, everything will look faintly like Scott Kurtz for a few seconds.

    He really is a bright light in this world of darkness

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    MalReynoldsMalReynolds The Hunter S Thompson of incredibly mild medicines Registered User regular
    edited June 2013
    Scott Kurtz put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp, the ram in the rama lama ding dong, and the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop.

    He did not put the dip in the dip da dip da dip, but he's looking into it.

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    MalReynolds wrote: »
    Scott Kurtz put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp, the ram in the rama lama ding dong, and the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop.

    He did not put the dip in the dip da dip da dip, but he's looking into it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXCh9OhDiCI

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    ArtereisArtereis Registered User regular
    Scott Kurtz is secretly the instigator of every one of Mike's twitter wars.

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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    ....who is Scott Kurtz?

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Spoit wrote: »
    ....who is Scott Kurtz?

    I'm Scott Kurtz.

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    DysDys how am I even using this gun Registered User regular
    Scottakurtz

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    Metalbourne wrote: »
    Scott Kurtz can create a half sized clone of himself once per day

    He can only go to the bathroom once a day?

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    No, I am Scott Kurtz!

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    ElderlycrawfishElderlycrawfish Registered User regular
    Scott Kurtz is.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Scott Kurtz is actually a character created by Kris Straub.

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