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Achewood is ache-good

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  • UtsanomikoUtsanomiko Bros before Does Rollin' in the thlayRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    mrgeneric wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    mrgeneric wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    mrgeneric wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Why are you posting a picture of your dinner in the Achewood thread?

    probably because that picture is about 10x funnier than your average achewood strip.
    If you don't like Achewood, there's plenty of other threads for you to be a jailed unfunny dude who writes achewood in.

    link plz

    awww

    he's so cute


    can we keep him?

    SA on
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  • UtsanomikoUtsanomiko Bros before Does Rollin' in the thlayRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    No, he's clearly too eloquent and wordly for the likes of us. All women dislike him, he only drinks Blue Nun.

    But anywho, Skub. Skub was not supposed to be anything. It's basically nothing. The joke is they start a brawl over nothing.

    PDF has such a pure formula I would almost label anti-absurdism. It'll present a fanciful situation, like an army of talking bears fighting lions, where the reader suspends disbelief and makes assumptions on what's going to happen or how things work in the situation, only to have that all pulled away when the 'twist' reveals the reality of the situation: The counter-offensive fails because Sergeant Grumbles is a goddamn bear. He is stupid for honey, no whimsy, no unexpected fanciful twist.

    Utsanomiko on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Utsanomiko wrote: »
    No, he's clearly too eloquent and wordly for the likes of us. All women dislike him, he only drinks Blue Nun.

    But anywho, Skub. Skub was not supposed to be anything. It's basically nothing. The joke is they start a brawl over nothing.

    PDF has such a pure formula I would almost label anti-absurdism. It'll present a fanciful situation, like an army of talking bears fighting lions, where the reader suspends disbelief and makes assumptions on what's going to happen or how things work in the situation, only to have that all pulled away when the 'twist' reveals the reality of the situation: The counter-offensive fails because Sergeant Grumbles is a goddamn bear. He is stupid for honey, no whimsy, no unexpected fanciful twist.

    YES

    This is exactly what PBF's formula is.

    Pony on
  • Riggs BlitzkriegRiggs Blitzkrieg Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I was driving down the freeway the other day and I saw a volvo that had Volvo of Despair written on the bumper in huge letters

    Riggs Blitzkrieg on
  • ravmravm Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    I can't find the one re: carpet, rollerskates which links manifest and myself
    that is because it's a subscriber strip, to give a convenient zip file of all those to date would be as illegal as a ghost bike.

    I don't even know if this has been talked about, I read several pages and it was pretty inane :whistle:

    ravm on
  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    Utsanomiko wrote: »
    No, he's clearly too eloquent and wordly for the likes of us. All women dislike him, he only drinks Blue Nun.

    But anywho, Skub. Skub was not supposed to be anything. It's basically nothing. The joke is they start a brawl over nothing.

    PDF has such a pure formula I would almost label anti-absurdism. It'll present a fanciful situation, like an army of talking bears fighting lions, where the reader suspends disbelief and makes assumptions on what's going to happen or how things work in the situation, only to have that all pulled away when the 'twist' reveals the reality of the situation: The counter-offensive fails because Sergeant Grumbles is a goddamn bear. He is stupid for honey, no whimsy, no unexpected fanciful twist.

    YES

    This is exactly what PBF's formula is.

    You forgot half the formula.
    The other half of the formula is infidelity and suicide.

    Lord Dave on
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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I was driving down the freeway the other day and I saw a volvo that had Volvo of Despair written on the bumper in huge letters

    :O Joy.

    sarukun on
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Utsanomiko wrote: »
    No, he's clearly too eloquent and wordly for the likes of us. All women dislike him, he only drinks Blue Nun.

    But anywho, Skub. Skub was not supposed to be anything. It's basically nothing. The joke is they start a brawl over nothing.

    PDF has such a pure formula I would almost label anti-absurdism. It'll present a fanciful situation, like an army of talking bears fighting lions, where the reader suspends disbelief and makes assumptions on what's going to happen or how things work in the situation, only to have that all pulled away when the 'twist' reveals the reality of the situation: The counter-offensive fails because Sergeant Grumbles is a goddamn bear. He is stupid for honey, no whimsy, no unexpected fanciful twist.

    My take on it was that Sgt. Grumbles was high as a fucking kite.

    DarkPrimus on
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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Sgt. Grumbles was unreliable and never should have been allowed in the bear army.

    Dynagrip on
  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    JUDAS PRIEST FRIDAY THE 13TH

    Wallhitter on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Utsanomiko wrote: »
    No, he's clearly too eloquent and wordly for the likes of us. All women dislike him, he only drinks Blue Nun.

    But anywho, Skub. Skub was not supposed to be anything. It's basically nothing. The joke is they start a brawl over nothing.

    PDF has such a pure formula I would almost label anti-absurdism. It'll present a fanciful situation, like an army of talking bears fighting lions, where the reader suspends disbelief and makes assumptions on what's going to happen or how things work in the situation, only to have that all pulled away when the 'twist' reveals the reality of the situation: The counter-offensive fails because Sergeant Grumbles is a goddamn bear. He is stupid for honey, no whimsy, no unexpected fanciful twist.

    YES

    This is exactly what PBF's formula is.

    You forgot half the formula.
    The other half of the formula is infidelity and suicide.

    infidelity is like the most common joke in PBF

    and yet

    every one of the infidelity based comics made me laugh

    Pony on
  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Utsanomiko wrote: »
    No, he's clearly too eloquent and wordly for the likes of us. All women dislike him, he only drinks Blue Nun.

    But anywho, Skub. Skub was not supposed to be anything. It's basically nothing. The joke is they start a brawl over nothing.

    PDF has such a pure formula I would almost label anti-absurdism. It'll present a fanciful situation, like an army of talking bears fighting lions, where the reader suspends disbelief and makes assumptions on what's going to happen or how things work in the situation, only to have that all pulled away when the 'twist' reveals the reality of the situation: The counter-offensive fails because Sergeant Grumbles is a goddamn bear. He is stupid for honey, no whimsy, no unexpected fanciful twist.

    YES

    This is exactly what PBF's formula is.

    You forgot half the formula.
    The other half of the formula is infidelity and suicide.

    infidelity is like the most common joke in PBF

    and yet

    every one of the infidelity based comics made me laugh

    It is a one note comic.

    The one note is pretty funny though.

    Lord Dave on
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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    what exactly is ray pulling on in that comic?

    mrpaku on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    what exactly is ray pulling on in that comic?

    His dong, so he can get his voice high like mickey mouse

    Javen on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    what exactly is ray pulling on in that comic?

    His dong, so he can get his voice high like mickey mouse

    he's so full of class

    mrpaku on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Hence the alt text.

    Druhim on
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  • WidepathWidepath Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I love the random comic link. I could just hit it for hours.

    http://achewood.com/index.php?date=08232005

    Widepath on
  • ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Widepath wrote: »
    I love the random comic link. I could just hit it for hours.

    http://achewood.com/index.php?date=08232005

    If you go around banging websites, do not expect treats from Ray.

    Arcibi on
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  • ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Arcibi on
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  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I basically love achewood so much

    They have good music on the website as well

    MC Frontalot and a few new artists all up ins

    Favlaud on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/autaux?b=M%5ea11f09b8576e606bcb5038dfdb92fb821&u=http%3A%2F%2Fachewood.com%2Fcomic.php%3Fdate%3D04162007

    Molly seductively slid a raunchy little tamale across her I haven't really noticed them lips, and soon...

    Javen on
  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
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    Do not accept a spanking from Donald Trump, as the spanking will go bankrupt.

    SA on
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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I love Beef's expression in that panel.

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  • Captain UglyheadCaptain Uglyhead Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Hey there's a new Molly blog up. Gosh I sure enjoy all this bolding.

    Captain Uglyhead on
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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    .hgih no morf slatrom ynup eeht kcom I

    Szechuanosaurus on
  • smegheadsmeghead Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    So, heck, time to read through the entire archive again and rate every comic.

    smeghead on
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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Someone really ought to make an image macro with one of those comic panels, like from Marvel Zombies.

    It could say "NECROPOOOOOOAST!"...you know, in comic font and all.

    naporeon on
  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Roast Beef wrote:
    So why you whinin' at me then man I mean I knew your mom was a bitch, but I didn't know she had a puppy.

    WOW. That goes into my mental list of things to say to people at parties when I don't want to be there.

    Malkor on
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    i love that romance novel

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • Frosted ButtsFrosted Butts Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Chris needs to do up a Stoned Lightening shirt/jersey for summer. My credit card is ready to go.

    Frosted Butts on
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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
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    this one kinda fits in here

    tugga on
  • Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    I didn't dig on the GOF as much as most people, but really liked the mexican magic arc, which a lot did not



    I love the mexican magical realism arc...and sadly to say, that's probably because of the interp of lit class I took my freshman year of college.

    Dangerou-Dave on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    I didn't dig on the GOF as much as most people, but really liked the mexican magic arc, which a lot did not



    I love the mexican magical realism arc...and sadly to say, that's probably because of the interp of lit class I took my freshman year of college.

    it caused me to buy 100 years of solitude

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    That is what I'm hearing, man. It's apparently too subtle and high-brow for Kurtz; like taking a 5-year-old to the opera.

    But Achewood isn't even the God-damned Opera. It's just a good TV show that requires you to think for a half second before undestanding the joke.

    I don't watch TV, so some one give me a good example of a show that's like this.


    I like this analogy. I would probably hold Achewood with the same regard that I hold my favorite shows like Arrested Development and I'm Alan Partridge.

    Dangerou-Dave on
  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    i hold it in the same regard as i hold my dick

    Drano on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Drano wrote: »
    i hold it in the same regard as i hold my dick
    I don't know about you but I hold my penis in quite high esteem.

    Druhim on
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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    see its a double meaning.
    because a dick is a tangible object that you can have an opinion about as well as physically hold

    Drano on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    What the hell is with Assetbar?
    I don't like the new setup for Achewood.

    Me Too! on
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