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Fuck Nature

glithertglithert Registered User regular
in Social Entropy++
I went down to my parents' farm for the weekend, and I spent most of my time down there helping my stepdad clear paths through the forest to his deer stand and shit. Ugh. Do you even have any idea how many ticks I found on my ballsack? Five! Five ticks. On my ballsack.

For the record, pulling ticks off your ballsack hurts like a motherfucker. And I bet I'm going to get lyme disease or whatever.

Fuck nature. Burn it all down and turn it into a parking lot.

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    why were you dragging your exposed junk along the underbrush

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  • ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    Why'd you have your balls out

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Well that's the last time I clear brush in the nude.

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  • ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    Jasconius wrote: »
    why were you dragging your exposed junk along the underbrush

    weed whackers cost hella buck$

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Man wear pants when clearing brush. not shorts

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    And underwear

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Tick Cock, You're Dead!

  • WheatBun01WheatBun01 Face It, Tiger Registered User regular
    "Clear this brush, I thought you said ..."

    "Oooh."

  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Not to freak you out but you should go to a doctor now, not later.

    I had a friend get tick-balls and he ended up in the hospital for three days for infection with full-on IV drip.

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  • MachwingMachwing It looks like a harmless old computer, doesn't it? Left in this cave to rot ... or to flower!Registered User regular
    hey, a little lyme disease never killed anybody

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  • GriswoldGriswold that's rough, buddyRegistered User regular
    glithert wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure my balls are fine

    I'll be the judge of this

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Okay but when your balls are the size of a coconut don't come crying to me

    For multiple reasons

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  • B_RB_R Registered User regular
    why would you be sad about coconut balls?

  • PeasPeas Registered User regular
    glithert wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure my balls are fine

    -Last words

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  • CaptainBeyondCaptainBeyond I've been out walking Registered User regular
    Nope sorry nature is pretty much the best

  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Scott Kurtz would never let ticks get to his balls.

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    I just pulled some ticks off my balls

    What should I

    I'll make a thread!

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Zay wrote: »
    Why'd you have your balls out

    Someone has never had the pleasure of preparing for hunting season I see...

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    This thread is goddamn amazing

  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    I dunno nature is pretty rad. In small doses.

    I love camping, but I also love sweet sweet internet

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    i dunno man

    fucking nature sounds like a good way to get ticks on my ball sack

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Naphtali wrote: »
    Scott Kurtz would never let ticks get to his balls.

    Scott Kurtz's balls are a natural tick repellant.

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Peas wrote: »
    glithert wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure my balls are fine

    -Last words

    Hold on to your balls?

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  • Magus`Magus` The fun has been DOUBLED! Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    i dunno man

    fucking nature sounds like a good way to get ticks on my ball sack

    GODDAMMIT.

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    glithert wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure my balls are fine

    I'll need to see them.
    Don't worry I'm a nurse.

    Also on the subject of balls, last month in Nigeria I cut open a dude's sack and drained about 1.5 liters of fluid from a hydro seal in his scrote.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I like the outside.

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    glithert wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure my balls are fine

    I'll need to see them.
    Don't worry I'm a nurse.

    Also on the subject of balls, last month in Nigeria I cut open a dude's sack and drained about 1.5 liters of fluid from a hydro seal in his scrote.

    Did you buy him dinner first at least?

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    glithert wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure my balls are fine

    I'll need to see them.
    Don't worry I'm a nurse.

    Also on the subject of balls, last month in Nigeria I cut open a dude's sack and drained about 1.5 liters of fluid from a hydro seal in his scrote.

    there's a band i like that wrote a song about the time their singer was working in the ER and a dude came in and he cut his sack open

    the way he described it on a commentary thing was "you know what pac man looks like? it was like that but 3d" and i haven't stopped screaming since

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    joshofalltrades wrote: »
    I just pulled some ticks off my balls

    What should I

    I'll make a thread!
    He was just excited that someone finally touched his balls.

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    glithert wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure my balls are fine

    I'll need to see them.
    Don't worry I'm a nurse.

    Also on the subject of balls, last month in Nigeria I cut open a dude's sack and drained about 1.5 liters of fluid from a hydro seal in his scrote.

    there's a band i like that wrote a song about the time their singer was working in the ER and a dude came in and he cut his sack open

    the way he described it on a commentary thing was "you know what pac man looks like? it was like that but 3d" and i haven't stopped screaming since

    wakka wakka wakka wakka

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  • WhytherWhyther Registered User regular
    Cut down all trees, kill all animals, drain the oceans, block out the sun.

    Go to hell, nature.

  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    glithert wrote: »
    Do you even have any idea how many ticks I found on my ballsack? Five! Five ticks. On my ballsack.

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    Ah ah ah!

  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    This was like that episode of House with Michelle Trachtenberg where she had a tick up in her nono place

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    What season was that?

    I think I'm due to re-watch House sometime soon.

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    lostwords wrote: »
    This was like that episode of House with Michelle Trachtenberg where she had a tick up in her nono place

    So the tick got some action?

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    My oldest son loves basically every creature that walks the earth, except for mosquitoes. He often refers to himself as a "nature saver" when he finds an ant inside and takes it out instead of squishing it.

    You leave nature alone, it's awesome.

  • The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    lostwords wrote: »
    This was like that episode of House with Michelle Trachtenberg where she had a tick up in her nono place

    that was a pretty good episode

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  • PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    Wait, I thought the tick wasn't actually in her crotch, that was just where House was checking when her parents caught him.

    Also, watch out for bullseye spots on your balls. Lyme disease is no fun.

  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    godmode wrote: »
    What season was that?

    I think I'm due to re-watch House sometime soon.

    It was pretty late season, I think. House just blends together for me nowadays

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