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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    thats a pretty neat show Rank.

    Abracadaniel on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2007
    I just watched that part again.

    I think that was my favorite all time episode. I remember watching that when I was like 12, and when he talks about how mass production meaning the end of true individualization through possessions, it seriously left an indelible mark.

    Such a great show.

    Rankenphile on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Kari.gif

    BREAST ATTACK ON FUCK MOUNTAIN

    Druhim on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    You stirred up grandpa

    Abracadaniel on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    You stirred up grandpa

    Shut up faggot. If you don't want to hit that there is something wrong with your libido.

    I still love you though, k?

    Druhim on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2007
    man we gotta keep him away from that viagra stuff, it only makes him cranky and makes his lap all pokey and awkward

    Rankenphile on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Dude of course I would hit that I mean really Dru jeez.

    Abracadaniel on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2007
    I would hit that so hard the world would stop and everything would go flying off of shelves all of a sudden

    Rankenphile on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I would hit that so hard the world would stop and everything would go flying off of shelves all of a sudden
    Except I would be hitting it from the other angle so that way us hitting it with monstrous force would equal each others hitting out.

    We can not destroy the world just yet.

    Callius on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    I would hit that so hard the world would stop and everything would go flying off of shelves all of a sudden
    Except I would be hitting it from the other angle so that way us hitting it with monstrous force would equal each others hitting out.

    We can not destroy the world just yet.

    aww I was kind of hoping that when I stopped the world time would stop too so it would be all matrix-y and shit with all the books flying off the shelves in hella slow motion

    Rankenphile on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2007
    but in your little scenario there cal she would be rent asunder

    which is a totally metal phrase

    rent asunder

    Rankenphile on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    don't forget the John Woo doves

    Abracadaniel on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2007
    rent asunder

    Rankenphile on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    but in your little scenario there cal she would be rent asunder

    which is a totally metal phrase

    rent asunder
    Man, it's hella metal.

    We're going to rend her asunder.

    ass under.

    QUICK! WE NEED A THIRD MAN!

    Callius on
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  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Druhim came in here and did what I already wanted to do.

    Is anyone elses profile giving them errors when they link an AV from photobucket?

    RedTide on
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    Come Overwatch with meeeee
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    but in your little scenario there cal she would be rent asunder

    which is a totally metal phrase

    rent asunder
    Man, it's hella metal.

    We're going to rend her asunder.

    ass under.

    QUICK! WE NEED A THIRD MAN!

    TIMESPACE ITSELF SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF OUR UNHOLY UNION WITH THE MYTHBUSTER GODDESS KNOWN AS KARI

    ALL CREATION SHALL FEEL THE QUAKE AND BE CLEFT IN TWAIN, AND WE SHALL STAND AS GLORIOUS WARRIORS, OUR PHALLUSES DRAPED IN VELVET AND FLESH, ASTRIDE THIS NEW CREATION OF DUAL EXISTENCE

    WE SHALL BECOME GODS FROM MAN, AND WE SHALL SEE FOREVER

    Rankenphile on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Dude I am the third man

    Abracadaniel on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2007
    woah

    okay, now that was fucking metal

    I do believe I've just written the opening sequence for the first Blüdfart album right there

    now I just need to reanimate Vincent Price to have him narrate it and we're looking at a good start to a quadruple platinum fucking record, duders

    Rankenphile on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    I would hit that so hard the world would stop and everything would go flying off of shelves all of a sudden
    Except I would be hitting it from the other angle so that way us hitting it with monstrous force would equal each others hitting out.

    We can not destroy the world just yet.

    Ewwww but what if your sacks touch?

    Druhim on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2007
    juh juh juh


    juh juh juh

    (war drums, with heavy echo)

    meedliemeedliemeedliemeedliemeedliemeedliemeedliemeedlie
    meedliemeedliemeedliemeedliemeedliemeedliemeedliemeedliemeedliemeedlie

    Rankenphile on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    TIMESPACE ITSELF SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF OUR UNHOLY UNION WITH THE MYTHBUSTER GODDESS KNOWN AS KARI

    ALL CREATION SHALL FEEL THE QUAKE AND BE CLEFT IN TWAIN, AND WE SHALL STAND AS GLORIOUS WARRIORS, OUR PHALLUSES DRAPED IN VELVET AND FLESH, ASTRIDE THIS NEW CREATION OF DUAL EXISTENCE

    WE SHALL BECOME GODS FROM MAN, AND WE SHALL SEE FOREVER
    Thus it was spoken and written that upon this mount of glory shall forever there be a monument to our greatness.

    Upon this rock, and upon this bitch, shall our presence be etched, for as our semen is unto rock as is our DP unto roll.

    Yay, and so shall it be.

    Ramen.

    Callius on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2007
    oh my god I wish I was in Manowar so bad sometimes

    Rankenphile on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    juh juh juh


    juh juh juh

    (war drums, with heavy echo)

    meedliemeedliemeedliemeedliemeedliemeedliemeedliemeedlie
    meedliemeedliemeedliemeedliemeedliemeedliemeedliemeedliemeedliemeedlie
    <bitchin' bass solo>

    TAKITA TAKITA TAKITA TTTTRRRRKKKKKTTT!
    TAKITA TAKITA TAKITA TTTTRRRRKKKKKTTT!
    TAKITA TAKITA TAKITA TTTTRRRRKKKKKTTT!

    YYYYRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!! FUCK GOD! GRRAAAAAHHHH!

    Callius on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2007
    callius we need to get bonk to move up here and we will make a rad band and I will learn how to play this fucking bass guitar I have had for years and we will rule the world with our metal

    Rankenphile on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    callius we need to get bonk to move up here and we will make a rad band and I will learn how to play this fucking bass guitar I have had for years and we will rule the world with our metal
    Fuck yeah dude.

    Wait till you hear my fucking metal scream. It's brutal. Definitely on the high pitched side, but god damned awesome.

    Callius on
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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I have no musical talent so I could never be in a band. I don't know. If it's a metal band I can growl better than the sound effects for demons in movies.

    Weaver on
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    Steam: weavermatic xbox: weavermatico
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    callius we need to get bonk to move up here and we will make a rad band and I will learn how to play this fucking bass guitar I have had for years and we will rule the world with our metal
    Fuck yeah dude.

    Wait till you hear my fucking metal scream. It's brutal. Definitely on the high pitched side, but god damned awesome.

    awesome. you can do the crazy high pitched maiden wails, I'll do the grumblegrumble hellsa yelling.

    I can do the whole hetfield-end-every-sentence-in-rrrrrrruuuuuuuuh thing too

    Rankenphile on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    If I ever get that drum kit I've been wanting for years I'll totally just get on stage and machine-gun it with a whicked double-bass for about an hour without stop.

    It's your job to work around me.

    Callius on
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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    record your grunts and snarls on that karaoke site

    singshot.com i think it was

    i wanted to record metal versions of songs on it but wops lol bronchitis

    Fallout on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    record your grunts and snarls on that karaoke site

    singshot.com i think it was

    i wanted to record metal versions of songs on it but wops lol bronchitis

    my mic is so hilariously bad at recording that shit

    I was going to do a metal version of Stray Cat Strut, but it sounded like turds in a blender

    Rankenphile on
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i bought the cheapest mike guiar center had ($40)

    it always records too low unless i set everything in audacity all the way up though ;(

    also i suck

    Fallout on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2007
    see all I have is my headset mic

    to do proper metaldude yellings you need to be able to hold a mic in your hand and fucking bellow from the bottom of your lungs, not sit in a chair and holler at the thing sticking off of your headphones

    Rankenphile on
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    you can hold your headphones in your hand!

    Fallout on
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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    rank I will record some growls & such when I get home

    Weaver on
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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    it is great if I growl at the kid he starts crying and runs off in terror

    Weaver on
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    Steam: weavermatic xbox: weavermatico
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2007
    what is this, a fuckin audition?

    we ain't american idol here broham, we're talking about our imaginary band from the intertron

    Rankenphile on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Can I be groupie #3?

    Druhim on
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  • taoistlumberjaktaoistlumberjak Registered User
    edited March 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    cal

    here's an interesting piece by the same guy

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BteSSLN_8UI

    talking about eastern and western religion and civilization

    keep in mind this was made in the 70s, but it's kind of neat to see now
    CURSES TO MY WORK FILTER!

    I really want to see this guys stuff. It's exactly the sort of historical study I want to go into.

    God, I wrote an essay last year about the disconnection between Thomas Jefferson's political philosophy and political actions, while relating it to Thomas Paine and other revolutionary era radicals while putting it in the framework of the instability of early america mixed with vestigal british pomp and how all of that mixed together to form Manifest Destiny and the inevitable US foreign involvement.

    It was pretty fun.

    Goddamn
    I just saw this

    Is it bad that I popped a boner?

    taoistlumberjak on
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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Rage wrote: »
    Top 3 favorite shows on Discovery


    MythBusters
    Dirty Jobs w\Mike Rowe
    Deadliest Catch


    Special mention for FutureWeapons, but did not make Top 3 due to ex-Navy Seal host guy's over-the-top routine.


    Oh GOD I want to hit that guy so bad. And he'd probably cry like a little bitch because there's no way in hell he's an ex-navy SEAL. He's too much of a showboat.

    Cogliostro on
  • ReTardisReTardis Registered User
    edited March 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Rank, I'm going to dry-rape you in my sleep tonight because you're so awesome for mentioning Connections. That was a fucking awesome show and I loved watching it.

    Also Shoe's a stupid cunt which is nothing new but he's not even an entertaining stupid cunt anymore.

    oh my god you've heard of it? I am so fucking glad someone else here has.

    great big <3s

    I realize that I'm hells of late for all this, but fuck yeah to Connections

    I loved that show

    Hell, I had the Connections video game

    It was all shitty FMV and such, and really, wasn't much good as far as replayability went, but it was awesome nonetheless

    ReTardis on
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