the butter on movie theater popcorn makes me feel sick
How do you think I feel when I get it all over myself. When I was doing pretzels I got a bunch on my pants because we have to wipe the pretzels down with butter
My friend used to work at Dairy Queen and she too noticed that a fatty would waddle up to the counter and order like five bacon double cheeseburgers and stress that they wanted a DIET COKE okay not a REGULAR COKE I want a DIET COKE
and I guess the fatty mentality is that its okay to eat a triple butter layered tub of popcorn with some candy and nachos as long as I order a diet coke. Because that means you're on a diet
Fatties definitely are retards about what constitutes a diet. Look, it's great that you're eating salad, but you're not really cutting back when you drown it in ranch dressing. Also, I don't care if you want to avoid eating pizza crust because of the carbs. Whatever. Don't bitch to me later about how your stomach is upset because your dumb ass just ate the greasy cheese and meat off of several slices. I never understood how greasy cheese and pepperoni are somehow part of a diet that excludes fucking bread.
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VivixenneRemember your training, and we'll get through this just fine.Registered Userregular
i dont handle coffee too well real early in the mornings and ive got lectures at 8am so basically i start the day with some vanilla coke. and if its a long day of uni i may need to buy more later in the day to maintain a steady source of caffeine
but i had to cut back because after a few weeks of that i noticed that some cavities or somethin in the back of my mouth were hurting whenever i ate stuff or brushed my teeth
its all better now
I could use some coffee. It's about 3:45, I've got a ton of dry old official Oxford and Lincoln Inn records infront of me to figure out what Thomas More did over his entire lifetime, and I'm only on page 8 of my first draft. Long night ahead.
I could use some coffee. It's about 3:45, I've got a ton of dry old official Oxford and Lincoln Inn records infront of me to figure out what Thomas More did over his entire lifetime, and I'm only on page 8 of my first draft. Long night ahead.
i dont know who thomas more is but page 8 is about 7.5 pages longer than any essay needs to be
to drive this point home you could title the essay 'thomas more - quality over quantity'
I could use some coffee. It's about 3:45, I've got a ton of dry old official Oxford and Lincoln Inn records infront of me to figure out what Thomas More did over his entire lifetime, and I'm only on page 8 of my first draft. Long night ahead.
i dont know who thomas more is but page 8 is about 7.5 pages longer than any essay needs to be
to drive this point home you could title the essay 'thomas more - quality over quantity'
Ha ha, I wish, but there's way too much info to condense most of it, and I haven't even gotten to the grit of it, how "Utopia" impacted the humanist revolution.
Plus I have to orally present it all, about 15 minutes worth or so.
the butter on movie theater popcorn makes me feel sick
How do you think I feel when I get it all over myself. When I was doing pretzels I got a bunch on my pants because we have to wipe the pretzels down with butter
My friend used to work at Dairy Queen and she too noticed that a fatty would waddle up to the counter and order like five bacon double cheeseburgers and stress that they wanted a DIET COKE okay not a REGULAR COKE I want a DIET COKE
and I guess the fatty mentality is that its okay to eat a triple butter layered tub of popcorn with some candy and nachos as long as I order a diet coke. Because that means you're on a diet
Fatties definitely are retards about what constitutes a diet. Look, it's great that you're eating salad, but you're not really cutting back when you drown it in ranch dressing. Also, I don't care if you want to avoid eating pizza crust because of the carbs. Whatever. Don't bitch to me later about how your stomach is upset because your dumb ass just ate the greasy cheese and meat off of several slices. I never understood how greasy cheese and pepperoni are somehow part of a diet that excludes fucking bread.
Actually, I do have an answer for that.
But we have to refer to the Annals Of Mrs. Pkmoutl for this.
See, you get all these half-wit fuckheads who hear about all these diets that exclude carbohydrates. So they get it into their heads that CARBOHYDRATES BAD, UGH. But what they don't realize is that:
1. Your body needs a certain amount of carbohydrates, because that's where the majority of our energy comes from
2. You can cut all the carbs you want, but if you decide to replace them with a bacon and cheese-coated chicken-fried steak because CARBS BAD UGH, you really aren't doing yourself any favors.
3. The Atkins Diet (where a lot of this CARBS BAD UGH shit came from) is designed a particular way with particular rules and a certain amount of vitamin and mineral suppliments that you are supposed to take in order to basically NOT die of a massive coronary.
4. When they say to cut out carbs, they don't mean all of them, and you not eating two slices of bread isn't going to turn you into the Michelin Man, it's the fact that you just ate a steak, nine slices of bacon, two pounds of cheese and then decided to wash it all down with a half gallon of hot gravy.
So you get these fucking nonces who do this (and they're the ones who order two hot fudge sundaes and a Diet Coke, because regular Coke is bad for you), and most of them eat like this and spend all their time basically doing nothing. They sit and watch TV and listen to people go on about how they lost 80 pounds by cutting out carbs, but they don't understand all the other words being said along with it. Six weeks later, they're being rushed to St. Fuckmeimdying Hospital at 11:30 at night after a nice, healthy dinner of hot dogs, steak and cheese because of severe chest pains and numbness in the left arm.
Now yes, sometimes it is just gas or indigestion, but when you get these gravybucket-drinking fucktoads who aren't bright enough to actually learn about the diet and just figure "Hey, no carbs makes me lose weight, and I can eat fried chicken, bacon and 17 fried eggs," it's generally not.
My wife was working in Telemetry (that's the heart ward) when the Atkins diet really hit its peak, and she said that they get at least twelve admissions a week for people having cardiac problems because they are "on the Atkins diet," but only to the point where they cut out bread and cereal and vegetables and decided it meant fried chicken, bacon and steak every meal. And the sad thing is that most of them yelled at the doctors and nurses because they were told they had to change their diet, and they bitched because the talk show told them that their way was healthier. They also piss and moan because they're usually told to cut the Diet Coke/Diet Pepsi/Diet Whatever because their sodium levels are through the fucking roof.
And most of them come back four weeks to six months later, same symptoms, same problems, same fucking diet and lifestyle.
That's your standard American moron right there. She once had a patient who was leaving after a heart attack, and now that he was better, his family was going to take him to McDonalds, because he hadn't had a Big Mac in three days.
Me, I think idiots like that get what they deserve. I'll just sit here and eat my tabouli salad and laugh as they die.
(Yes, I am eating tabouli salad right now as a matter of fact)
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edited April 2007
I think the worst part about those going on the Atkins diet uneducated (i.e., the ones who just think "CARBS BAD RAWR" like the ones Pk mentions) is that without carbs, you are that much less full. If I cut rice/noodles/bread/cereal/etc out of my daily diet, I would essentially be half as full as I'd usually be... and so these people who do the Atkins thing "fill up" with grease and fat and meat and sugar instead.
Woohoo.
Compounded with, as Pk says above, the whole "yay I'm being healthy by not eating carbs that means I get to eat extra fries and bacon and other things drowned in hot oil" mentality... yeah.
I could use some coffee. It's about 3:45, I've got a ton of dry old official Oxford and Lincoln Inn records infront of me to figure out what Thomas More did over his entire lifetime, and I'm only on page 8 of my first draft. Long night ahead.
i dont know who thomas more is but page 8 is about 7.5 pages longer than any essay needs to be
to drive this point home you could title the essay 'thomas more - quality over quantity'
Ha ha, I wish, but there's way too much info to condense most of it, and I haven't even gotten to the grit of it, how "Utopia" impacted the humanist revolution.
Plus I have to orally present it all, about 15 minutes worth or so.
sounds like you just did
'utopia impacted the humanist revolution. it got the people involved more focused on their goals and helped speed things along'
i mean, unless it ended this revolution. i dont actually know what you are talking about
as for talking..just play some of the music for 10 minutes
even better, bring records and spend the first 5 minutes trying to play them in a cd player before going back to your bag to dig up a scratched cd-r
powerpoint presentations filled with youtube links that wont work because there is no internet connection
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VivixenneRemember your training, and we'll get through this just fine.Registered Userregular
I could use some coffee. It's about 3:45, I've got a ton of dry old official Oxford and Lincoln Inn records infront of me to figure out what Thomas More did over his entire lifetime, and I'm only on page 8 of my first draft. Long night ahead.
i dont know who thomas more is but page 8 is about 7.5 pages longer than any essay needs to be
to drive this point home you could title the essay 'thomas more - quality over quantity'
Ha ha, I wish, but there's way too much info to condense most of it, and I haven't even gotten to the grit of it, how "Utopia" impacted the humanist revolution.
Plus I have to orally present it all, about 15 minutes worth or so.
sounds like you just did
'utopia impacted the humanist revolution. it got the people involved more focused on their goals and helped speed things along'
i mean, unless it ended this revolution. i dont actually know what you are talking about
as for talking..just play some of the music for 10 minutes
even better, bring records and spend the first 5 minutes trying to play them in a cd player before going back to your bag to dig up a scratched cd-r
powerpoint presentations filled with youtube links that wont work because there is no internet connection
Those are all gold ideas. I think I'll forgo writing and studying for the rest of the evening and create a lavish and graphic illustration of his head on a pike at the gates of London to put up for my entire presentation. Maybe title it "SPOILER" or something.
Let 'em overindulge to the point of death. Do we need that in the gene pool?
I need them for my own entertainment... and vanity.
But they breed so -fast-...
Wait.
These people get laid?
TO THE BOBBITTMOBILE
Yea man. Think about it.
Smart people breed at planned intervals after securing the financial support required to properly educate their offspring and prepare them for success in life.
Dumb people buy a bottle of cheap wine and spend the night bucking their trailer.
Let 'em overindulge to the point of death. Do we need that in the gene pool?
I need them for my own entertainment... and vanity.
But they breed so -fast-...
Wait.
These people get laid?
TO THE BOBBITTMOBILE
Yes
Unfortunately, most of them have already bred and have several offspring by the time they get to this point.
My wife says it's "White, Suburban, Middle-Class Bullshit Depression. They didn't win the lottery and they didn't marry a model, so they figure life is over somehow."
I think the worst part about those going on the Atkins diet uneducated (i.e., the ones who just think "CARBS BAD RAWR" like the ones Pk mentions) is that without carbs, you are that much less full. If I cut rice/noodles/bread/cereal/etc out of my daily diet, I would essentially be half as full as I'd usually be... and so these people who do the Atkins thing "fill up" with grease and fat and meat and sugar instead.
Woohoo.
Compounded with, as Pk says above, the whole "yay I'm being healthy by not eating carbs that means I get to eat extra fries and bacon and other things drowned in hot oil" mentality... yeah.
It's an ugly picture.
People that go on Atkin's are usually the very same people who;
A) Watch the Biggest Loser. Think that eating fat, makes you fat.
C) Are idiots.
i think i might take up boxing again
ive done it twice before, the first time i went twice in one week, the second time i went once a week for i think 3 weeks and then assignments made it difficult and i didnt bother
but this time i might actually go with a couple other people which should raise motivation
because man i could lose some stomach
Derived from 'Orangutang' (those monkeys that have red hair).
Pasty skin, tall, red hair, usually hiding it under a hat. Is often labelled as hideous/disgusting/omg. They are some of the most vile creatures ever to be emmitted from a mothers womb.
the best fat is the fat you get when you're hung-over
I refuse to believe that an injection of quarter-pounder fat and oh so salty french fries could ever be an unhealthy decision when your head's splitting every second and your mouth tastes like you've smoked a million cigarettes
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Fatties definitely are retards about what constitutes a diet. Look, it's great that you're eating salad, but you're not really cutting back when you drown it in ranch dressing. Also, I don't care if you want to avoid eating pizza crust because of the carbs. Whatever. Don't bitch to me later about how your stomach is upset because your dumb ass just ate the greasy cheese and meat off of several slices. I never understood how greasy cheese and pepperoni are somehow part of a diet that excludes fucking bread.
You are incredible.
bullshit man, we all love vegemite.
ROBIN FALLS
WHO KNEW
The people here actually talk about which brands of dog food are the best to eat.
It is one of the saddest and funniest threads I've ever read.
but i had to cut back because after a few weeks of that i noticed that some cavities or somethin in the back of my mouth were hurting whenever i ate stuff or brushed my teeth
its all better now
It smelled awful
Oh my.
That is awesome.
i dont know who thomas more is but page 8 is about 7.5 pages longer than any essay needs to be
to drive this point home you could title the essay 'thomas more - quality over quantity'
Ha ha, I wish, but there's way too much info to condense most of it, and I haven't even gotten to the grit of it, how "Utopia" impacted the humanist revolution.
Plus I have to orally present it all, about 15 minutes worth or so.
Actually, I do have an answer for that.
But we have to refer to the Annals Of Mrs. Pkmoutl for this.
See, you get all these half-wit fuckheads who hear about all these diets that exclude carbohydrates. So they get it into their heads that CARBOHYDRATES BAD, UGH. But what they don't realize is that:
1. Your body needs a certain amount of carbohydrates, because that's where the majority of our energy comes from
2. You can cut all the carbs you want, but if you decide to replace them with a bacon and cheese-coated chicken-fried steak because CARBS BAD UGH, you really aren't doing yourself any favors.
3. The Atkins Diet (where a lot of this CARBS BAD UGH shit came from) is designed a particular way with particular rules and a certain amount of vitamin and mineral suppliments that you are supposed to take in order to basically NOT die of a massive coronary.
4. When they say to cut out carbs, they don't mean all of them, and you not eating two slices of bread isn't going to turn you into the Michelin Man, it's the fact that you just ate a steak, nine slices of bacon, two pounds of cheese and then decided to wash it all down with a half gallon of hot gravy.
So you get these fucking nonces who do this (and they're the ones who order two hot fudge sundaes and a Diet Coke, because regular Coke is bad for you), and most of them eat like this and spend all their time basically doing nothing. They sit and watch TV and listen to people go on about how they lost 80 pounds by cutting out carbs, but they don't understand all the other words being said along with it. Six weeks later, they're being rushed to St. Fuckmeimdying Hospital at 11:30 at night after a nice, healthy dinner of hot dogs, steak and cheese because of severe chest pains and numbness in the left arm.
Now yes, sometimes it is just gas or indigestion, but when you get these gravybucket-drinking fucktoads who aren't bright enough to actually learn about the diet and just figure "Hey, no carbs makes me lose weight, and I can eat fried chicken, bacon and 17 fried eggs," it's generally not.
My wife was working in Telemetry (that's the heart ward) when the Atkins diet really hit its peak, and she said that they get at least twelve admissions a week for people having cardiac problems because they are "on the Atkins diet," but only to the point where they cut out bread and cereal and vegetables and decided it meant fried chicken, bacon and steak every meal. And the sad thing is that most of them yelled at the doctors and nurses because they were told they had to change their diet, and they bitched because the talk show told them that their way was healthier. They also piss and moan because they're usually told to cut the Diet Coke/Diet Pepsi/Diet Whatever because their sodium levels are through the fucking roof.
And most of them come back four weeks to six months later, same symptoms, same problems, same fucking diet and lifestyle.
That's your standard American moron right there. She once had a patient who was leaving after a heart attack, and now that he was better, his family was going to take him to McDonalds, because he hadn't had a Big Mac in three days.
Me, I think idiots like that get what they deserve. I'll just sit here and eat my tabouli salad and laugh as they die.
(Yes, I am eating tabouli salad right now as a matter of fact)
Woohoo.
Compounded with, as Pk says above, the whole "yay I'm being healthy by not eating carbs that means I get to eat extra fries and bacon and other things drowned in hot oil" mentality... yeah.
It's an ugly picture.
I need them for my own entertainment... and vanity.
But they breed so -fast-...
sounds like you just did
'utopia impacted the humanist revolution. it got the people involved more focused on their goals and helped speed things along'
i mean, unless it ended this revolution. i dont actually know what you are talking about
as for talking..just play some of the music for 10 minutes
even better, bring records and spend the first 5 minutes trying to play them in a cd player before going back to your bag to dig up a scratched cd-r
powerpoint presentations filled with youtube links that wont work because there is no internet connection
Wait.
These people get laid?
TO THE BOBBITTMOBILE
Those are all gold ideas. I think I'll forgo writing and studying for the rest of the evening and create a lavish and graphic illustration of his head on a pike at the gates of London to put up for my entire presentation. Maybe title it "SPOILER" or something.
Yea man. Think about it.
Smart people breed at planned intervals after securing the financial support required to properly educate their offspring and prepare them for success in life.
Dumb people buy a bottle of cheap wine and spend the night bucking their trailer.
Yes
Unfortunately, most of them have already bred and have several offspring by the time they get to this point.
My wife says it's "White, Suburban, Middle-Class Bullshit Depression. They didn't win the lottery and they didn't marry a model, so they figure life is over somehow."
PS: That tabouli was excellent.
I found a cigarette
in a pack
in my drawer
I am so very happy I could shit
Shit on the cigarette.
It'll give it a different flavor.
Nuttier.
no more smoking for me
A) Watch the Biggest Loser.
C) Are idiots.
ive done it twice before, the first time i went twice in one week, the second time i went once a week for i think 3 weeks and then assignments made it difficult and i didnt bother
but this time i might actually go with a couple other people which should raise motivation
because man i could lose some stomach
that said, i stopped by an asian grocery store and picked up some canned coffee. i think it goes down easier than actual coffee
plus it sounds more wholesome to have canned coffee and cigarettes for breakfast than coke and cigarettes
Can't spell scrapple without crap, I guess.
or ranga
i dont know how you would spell perth dialects
what does it mean
Like the guys from Pete and Pete.
And I'm pretty sure it's Australia wide.
I refuse to believe that an injection of quarter-pounder fat and oh so salty french fries could ever be an unhealthy decision when your head's splitting every second and your mouth tastes like you've smoked a million cigarettes