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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    I wonder if my laptop can run Rome... Your posts have been making me mad nostalgic Tube.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    Next up we learn about asparagus staging

    what's that?

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    ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited August 2013
    I just realized that there isn't a drop of porn on my hard drive anymore because of the discussion here, This..is a unsettling realization.

    I should rectify this.

    Buttcleft on
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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    who downloads porn, sheesh

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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    Next up we learn about asparagus staging

    what's that?

    well just wait a minute, you're gonna learn about it

    so impatient

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    oh goodness LA noire, just got promoted out of traffic and there are like 2 or 3 people hanging around my character who I just want to kill

    so much

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    Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    Next up we learn about asparagus staging

    ugh but that makes your rocket look so ugly

    also it'll be useless once they implement actual aerodynamics

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Wait I thought that hard drive was the porn collection of one @Moriveth

    It's all been deleted, too!

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Next up we learn about asparagus staging

    ugh but that makes your rocket look so ugly

    also it'll be useless once they implement actual aerodynamics

    What do you think asparagus staging is?

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Next up we learn about asparagus staging

    ugh but that makes your rocket look so ugly

    also it'll be useless once they implement actual aerodynamics

    What do you think asparagus staging is?

    it's where you launch a rocket then your pee smells funny

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Would that also be golden crisp staging?

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Wait I thought that hard drive was the porn collection of one @Moriveth

    It's all been deleted, too!

    Yeah, where else would you fit all the new porn.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Nah... it had gotten to a point where I was wondering why I was even saving it all. Then there was the decision of "Man, it would be a shame to just delete all this porn for the mere fact that it took me so long to get it all."

    And then I was like "Eh, fuck it" and deleted it, and I don't really miss it anyway, so.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Streaming services have made my porn collection obsolete.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Rolo wrote: »
    Streaming services have made my porn collection obsolete.

    Also this!

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    Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    Next up we learn about asparagus staging

    ugh but that makes your rocket look so ugly

    also it'll be useless once they implement actual aerodynamics

    What do you think asparagus staging is?

    clustering rockets around the central stack in a quasi-concentric, wide circular arrangement

    viewed from above the nose cones of said rockets appear superficially similar to looking at a sprig of asparagus from above

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    Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    Rolo wrote: »
    Streaming services have made my porn collection obsolete.

    my grandpappy moved to this country so he could own his porn thank you very much

    if I wanted to rent my porn I'd move to the USSR

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    in a funny coincidence asparagus staging is a type of intensive anal sphincter relapse training used primarily in homosexual gangbang porn

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Payday 2 is fun.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    I thought asparagus staging worked on a smaller plane

    like, engines that are mostly level with each other


    oh, and it's back to the drawing board after my space plane decided that it's center of left should point dramatically upwards from its ass end (I think the game may have bugged out a tiny bit, because things looked somewhat... crooked and it wouldn't let me fix it)

    I was frustrated at the time, but watching a space ship rapidly somersaulting forward at the end of the runway is pretty damn funny

    with three solid fuel rockets strapped underneath it

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited August 2013
    I want to see my porn in HD with no buffering!

    TrippyJing on
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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    I want to see my porn in HD

    you really don't

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Next up we learn about asparagus staging

    ugh but that makes your rocket look so ugly

    also it'll be useless once they implement actual aerodynamics

    What do you think asparagus staging is?

    clustering rockets around the central stack in a quasi-concentric, wide circular arrangement

    viewed from above the nose cones of said rockets appear superficially similar to looking at a sprig of asparagus from above

    Actually it has little to do with the shape of the rocket and much more to do with the way the fuel is fed to the engines. The past stage, the first to fall off, feeds fuel to all the engines until it runs out. Then it's ejected and the next tank feeds all the engines. So on until we're in space or a structural failure makes us start doing flips

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Rolo wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    I want to see my porn in HD

    you really don't

    HD with IMAX surround sound

    shlorps as loud as explosions

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Give me porn at a 2k resolution

    Initially I wrote pork

    Give me that too

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    I want to see my porn in HD

    you really don't

    HD with IMAX surround sound

    shlorps as loud as explosions

    in my D-Box seat

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Give me porn at a 2k resolution

    Initially I wrote pork

    Give me that too

    Hey I got a service that will stream hot pork straight to your mouth.

    Pay per minute.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Give me porn at a 2k resolution

    Initially I wrote pork

    Give me that too

    Hey I got a service that will stream hot pork straight to your mouth.

    Pay per minute.

    Sure, this doesn't sound like a scam at all!

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Give me porn at a 2k resolution

    Initially I wrote pork

    Give me that too

    Hey I got a service that will stream hot pork straight to your mouth.

    Pay per minute.

    Sure, this doesn't sound like a ham at all!

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    1-800-PRK-MOUF

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Give me porn at a 2k resolution

    Initially I wrote pork

    Give me that too

    Hey I got a service that will stream hot pork straight to your mouth.

    Pay per minute.

    Sure, this doesn't sound like a scam at all!

    Select from a variety of pureed pork products and feed rates., then insert the patent pending feed nozzle into your mouth and prepare to suck it all down.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Give me porn at a 2k resolution

    Initially I wrote pork

    Give me that too

    Hey I got a service that will stream hot pork straight to your mouth.

    Pay per minute.

    Sure, this doesn't sound like a scam at all!

    Select from a variety of pureed pork products and feed rates., then insert the patent pending feed nozzle into your mouth and prepare to suck it all down.

    I took the Pork Diet and look at me now!
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    LOOK AT ME

    DON'T LOOK AWAY LOOK AT ME

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    I miss SCUMM games.

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    I miss SCUMM games.
    ScummVM is a thing you know.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    SCUMM was such a great engine. I understand modern adventure games don't need verb lists, but damn if I don't miss them.

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    I miss SCUMM games.
    ScummVM is a thing you know.

    I meant in more of a "I wish games like that were still being made" way.

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    I miss SCUMM games.
    ScummVM is a thing you know.

    I meant in more of a "I wish games like that were still being made" way.

    Yeah...

    Yeah. :(

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Good news is that I unintentionally unlocked the Stealth cruiser in FTL.

    The bad news is that I basically had to ruin my best streak so far to get it, because the quest marker and the Exit point were on opposite corners. Though I was rocking a good enough set up on an Engi cruiser with two lasers, an attack drone (who needs missles? Phh not this guy) and a repair drone (stores are for chumps).

    I ended up taking out two of the Rebel cruisers that were in !! territory before a third with lasers burnt my ship to a crisp.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Wonder how man assets from the canceled Full Throttle and Sam and Max games are kicking around.

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