Random Superheroes assemble!

Peas

http://www.rps.net/cgi-bin/stone/randpower.pl

Peas has the ability to run through solid objects using a stupendous lizard, however doing so makes him weak for two days. He lords over a collection of machines and he is protected from damage by steel armor. Peas rides an amazing humvee into battle and he wrangles with opponents wielding a wicked rocket launcher. Additionally, he can walk into the astral plane. Sadly, Peas becomes unable to see bulls in the presence of wood.

Junpei

Junpei has mastered the ability to make dolphins appear from nowhere, but using this power makes him invisible for one hour. He is protected from damage by power armor and he has been known to cause his attackers to become unable to smell. Junpei developed the talent to copy all powers of his opponents and he has the power to communicate with sharks in any language. He likewise possesses the power to make duplicates of himself and he can change shape into a turtle. Junpei is able to transform corbomite into kevlar. Sadly, Junpei is deathly afraid of dolphins.

Langly

How many languages do sharks speak?

Radius

Junpei kind of got rocked on the dolphin front.

Radius lords over a pack of goats. He likewise can take control of nightmares and he has the power to create dust out of thin air. Radius is able to cause his foes to become clueless and he wades into combat using an accurate trained ox that can force adversaries to tell the truth. Also, he has learned to confuse the fears of a rival and he is able to teleport faster than the speed of sound. Radius possesses the power to transform his body into crystal. Lamentably, Radius becomes partially paralyzed in the presence of ice.

Peas, my trained ox will destroy you if we fight in a forest, or perhaps a log cabin.

honovere

Clock has a reputation for an astonishing intelligence. He has been known to make ninjas appear from nowhere and he developed the talent to spin like a whirlwind. Clock has a miraculous wisdom and he has learned to change shape into a sorceror. Additionally, he lords over a set of dinosaurs and he can transform his body into silver. Clock is able to absorb the damage from heat and redirect it against multiple combatants. Terribly, Clock is infamous for being weak.

Ninjas and dinosaurs. What more could you want?

Junpei

Langly wrote: »

How many languages do sharks speak?

Most of them, except Raccoon, that's mostly trash talk.

Speed Racer

Speed racer boasts a terrific resistance to mental attack. He likewise is able to become almost weightless and he has a reputation for a miraculous willpower, but using this power makes him gigantic for one day. Speed racer conquers enemies using a poisonous crossbow made from string, however this power only lasts one minute at a time. He also developed the talent to absorb the damage from kinetic energy and use it to increase his constitution and he has mastered the ability to tunnel through solid glass. Speed racer can make computers appear from nowhere, but only in the presence of a parrot. Unfortunately, Speed racer suffers from being woefully unskilled at deduction.

Pretty true to life

Though I'm still working on the glass thing

Grey Ghost

This is pretty random, guys
So random

Seriously

Seriously possesses the power to absorb the damage from suffocation and redirect it toward a single antagonist.

It likewise has learned to change shape into an imp and it fights wielding a cruel BFG that can force enemies to obey its every command.

Seriously owns a breathtaking immunity to sound and it developed the talent to fire night arrows from its swarm of talons against multiple combatants.


Unfortunately, Seriously becomes unable to smell in the presence of air.

Lord Homsar

Continuing on the animal theme:

LordHomsar has mastered the ability to take control of elephants. He also possesses all of the powers and talents of a giraffe and he has been known to transform his body into titanium, but using this power makes him incorporeal for two days. LordHomsar developed the talent to spin like a whirlwind and he has the power to change shape into an octopus, however only in the presence of a shark. Also, he can transform any woman into an imp and he wades into combat with a devastating shield. LordHomsar is able to levitate to far-off galaxies. Terribly, LordHomsar becomes completely incapable of sensing motives in the presence of string.

Joolander

Joolander is protected from damage by alien technology. He also has been known to make duplicates of himself and he has mastered the ability to confuse the strategies of an attacker. Joolander combats rivals wielding a radioactive shield that also grants a bewildering talent at seduction. Tragically, Joolander is well-known for being terrible at jumping.


Ladies love my radioactive shield

Karl

Karl developed the talent to copy the appearance of his combatants. Also, he has a fantastic attractiveness. Lamentably, Karl is especially vulnerable to adamantium-based attacks.

Wolverine is my krytonite apparentlty.

Flay

Junpei wrote: »

Langly wrote: »

How many languages do sharks speak?

Most of them, except Raccoon, that's mostly trash talk.

You're mostly trash talk.

TrueHereticX

TrueHereticX has learned to sculpt and mold all silver with a thought. He likewise has the power to become incredibly massive and he lords over a array of goats. TrueHereticX can change shape into an earthworm and he has a reputation for an astonishing knack at fighting in the dark, but doing so makes him insane for one day. Additionally, he developed the talent to take control of turtles, however doing so drains his constitution for one week. Lamentably, TrueHereticX is especially vulnerable to cloth-based attacks.

Cloth-based attacks?

Well I'm fucked.

Mysst

Mysst battles antagonists wielding a magical bundle of talons. He also can walk through solid objects using a legendary lizard, however using this power draws a lot of attention. Mysst possesses the power to transform any bull into a spider. Tragically, Mysst is handicapped by being stupid.


Yes.

Beasteh

Beasteh has been known to copy attacks of his adversaries. Also, he developed the talent to create rock out of thin air and he can run through the vacuum of space, however using this power makes him almost weightless for one minute. Beasteh has learned to take control of cows and he lords over a pack of ninjas, but he must speak words of power to do so. He likewise possesses the power to communicate with snakes in any language and he has the ability to become tiny. Lamentably, Beasteh struggles with being completely incapable of concentration.

Beasteh

this is some 2002 shit

Beasteh

shit being the important word

mcp

mcp is able to transform any penguin into a zebra, however this power fades when he is knocked unconscious. Additionally, he attacks with an explosive whip and he developed the talent to transform air into fluid. mcp possesses all of the powers and talents of a bear and he has the power to deflect death rays. He also can transform his body into magic and he has mastered the ability to absorb the damage from all physical attacks and use it to increase his flexibility. mcp has been known to absorb the damage from mental attacks and redirect it toward any attacker close by, but using this power draws a lot of attention. He has learned to make werewolves appear from nowhere, but doing so drains his leadership ability for five minutes. mcp possesses the power to create kevlar out of thin air and he can change shape into a weapon. Additionally, he can sculpt and mold all crystal with a thought and he can spin like a whirlwind. mcp rides an outstanding plane into battle and he can become invisible.

Blake T

That you still did regardless.

rhylith

Rhylith has been known to absorb the damage from most physical attacks and use it to magnify his ability to see the past. Also, he displays all of the powers and talents of an elephant, but this power only lasts one week at a time. Rhylith has a startling skill at handling animals and he is able to absorb the damage from all physical attacks and redirect it against a series of rivals. Additionally, he has learned to sculpt and mold all sand with a thought and he has the power to make duplicates of himself. Rhylith developed the talent to transform his body into fire. Sadly, Rhylith is well-known for being homeless.

Aww I want my elephant powers to last longer.

Also a house.

Hawkstone

Hawkstone has learned to change shape into a squid. Additionally, he wades into combat wielding a death-dealing laser cannon that can force rivals to ramble incoherently and he has been known to block bullets and deflect them in a field around himself. Hawkstone is known for his amazing speed and he brawls with a razor-sharp whip made from sand. Terribly, Hawkstone takes harm from exposure to illusion.


DUDE! I am a laser cannon wielding Cuthulu beast.

LuvTheMonkey

LuvTheMonkey has the power to levitate to hell using a fantastic limousine. Also, he has the ability to become almost weightless and he has an overwhelming proficiency at seduction. LuvTheMonkey is able to spray death rays from his minigun against any antagonist in sight and he developed the talent to make duplicates of himself. Additionally, he lords over a arrangement of wolves and he possesses the power to copy the size of his rivals. LuvTheMonkey has learned to transform any chicken into water. Sadly, LuvTheMonkey becomes partially paralyzed in the presence of diamond.

Sounds pretty much like my day to day!

Weaver

Weaver possesses the power to communicate with spiders with gestures. He also has a reputation for a breathtaking charisma and he developed the talent to force lions to obey his every command. Weaver has developed all of the powers and talents of an ox, however he must speak words of power to do so. Additionally, he lords over a horde of giraffes and he attacks using a venomous shield. Weaver is able to transform any fish into a rhinoceros, but only in extreme gravity. He likewise has the power to absorb the damage from most physical attacks and redirect it toward a single attacker. Unfortunately, Weaver becomes clueless in the presence of cloth.

WeedLordVegeta

Hullis has been known to sculpt and mold all physical matter with a thought. He likewise can absorb the damage from vibrations and redirect it against any adversary in sight and he can rocket backward in time using an awesome skateboard. Shamefully, Hullis becomes powerless in the presence of kevlar.

Naphtali

Naphtali has been known to cause his attackers to become sticky. He can tunnel through solid wood, however never while concentrating. Naphtali is able to make duplicates of himself and he combats foes wielding a poisonous polearm that can force assailants to tell the truth. He also can levitate up walls and he developed the talent to create physical matter out of thin air. Tragically, Naphtali is especially vulnerable to diamond-based attacks.

first part is bad, but the rest is golden

fuckin' diamonds

Mr Fuzzbutt

Mr Fuzzbutt is da bes.

Vargas Prime

Vargas Prime battles antagonists wielding an explosive proboscis that can force opponents into another plane of existence, however only when happy. Also, he lords over a cluster of children and he has been known to confuse the emotions of a rival. Shamefully, Vargas Prime has a weakness of being partially paralyzed

YES

Vargas Prime

Oh my god, I want an explosive proboscis projecting directly from my face that can explode people into another dimension that would be so damn awesome.

Naphtali

Vargas Prime wrote: »

Vargas Prime battles antagonists wielding an explosive proboscis that can force opponents into another plane of existence, however only when happy. Also, he lords over a cluster of children and he has been known to confuse the emotions of a rival. Shamefully, Vargas Prime has a weakness of being partially paralyzed

YES

so you're... The Mantis from the Fox show, except as interpreted by the same staff who did the japanese ultra man show

WeedLordVegeta

all my powers are cool but mostly TIME TRAVEL VIA SWEET SKATEBOARD, Y'ALL

Rhesus Positive

Rhesus Positive has been known to take control of dolphins, but only in summer. Tragically, Rhesus Positive is notorious for being confused.

"Oi, Dolphin! C'mere!"
"Screw you, man, it's autumn."
"Already?"

Antimatter

http://www.wizards.com/dnd/blank.aspx?x=dnd/4dnd/gwsheet
Reanimator/Fungoid, baby

IvanIssacs

IvanIssacs has a reputation for a phenomenal breath-taking gold refuge, however doing so makes him sticky for one day. Additionally, he has mastered the ability to copy all powers of his enemies, but only in summer. IvanIssacs possesses the power to sculpt and mold all sand with a thought and he is able to steal the mental attributes of his attackers and use it against them. He has an astounding fame throughout the nation and he can become camouflaged. IvanIssacs is known for his outstanding capacity at avoiding attacks, but only while concentrating. He also has learned to erase the memories of others, but this power only lasts two days at a time. IvanIssacs developed the talent to transform any scorpion into shadow and he can tunnel through solid rubber. Also, he has the power to transform any pig into a rat and he brandishes a destructive lasso that also grants an impressive knack at fighting in the dark. IvanIssacs has the ability to become incorporeal and he has been known to take control of germs, but only when concentrating. He likewise can change shape into a child, but can only do so once an hour. Lamentably, IvanIssacs is especially vulnerable to plastic-based attacks.

Welp.

PiptheFair

Langly wrote: »

How many languages do sharks speak?

only one

death

Antimatter

PiptheFair wrote: »

Langly wrote: »

How many languages do sharks speak?

only one

death

ah, german

Metalbourne

Sounds about right...

Metalbourne rides a wondrous helicopter into battle. Lamentably, Metalbourne is notorious for being foolish.

Metalbourne

I don't think I'll be able to beat this though

Metalbourne is able to walk into electronics using a staggering skateboard, however never in summer. Shamefully, Metalbourne suffers from being clueless

Rhesus Positive

Rhesus Positive has been known to make snakes appear from nowhere. Lamentably, Rhesus Positive struggles with being unable to smell.

Fear the herpetomancy of: ANOSMIASP!

Metalbourne

"You can walk into electronics?"

"Yeah."

"Like entering a stereo like it was a 7-11?"

"Yeah."

"But only by using your skateboard that doesn't work. It just sort of staggers?"

"Yeah."

"And only in the summer time."

"Yeah."

"what the fuck?"

"I know!"

Yukira

Yukira is able to steal the physical attributes of his combatants and use it against them. He likewise has a reputation for an exceptional ability to sense cat and he has been known to take control of vibrations and bend it to his will, however he must speak words of power to do so. Yukira has the power to communicate with elks with gestures and he possesses the power to confuse the fears of an antagonist, but using this power makes him camouflaged for one day. He carries a terrible proboscis that can force enemies into a deep sleep and he has mastered the ability to transform gold into silver. Yukira boasts all of the powers and talents of an earthworm. Tragically, Yukira is especially vulnerable to crystal-based attacks.



I can never go to the Final Fantasy universe or Mega Man universe.